[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Follow me." Mr. Ghost Lantern said very little, and he was very indifferent, but somehow he exuded a reliable temperament.He took me to the torii gate, and the artifact guarding here immediately came out to greet me when he noticed the abnormality.Hearing that I was infected with "Qiu" because I killed many monsters, he took a bucket of water from the well very efficiently.

I thanked him, took the bucket to a secluded corner and poured it directly on my head. I used several buckets until my lips turned white from the cold and the purple color on my body slowly faded away.

"Master Ghost Lantern, Mr. Bangmi, thank you, I'm fine now." I bowed to the two of them and planned to leave like this. ——Both I and Lord Ghost Lantern were refused to enter this shrine, so it would be better to leave early.

Mr. Kunami, the artifact who helped me carry water, asked me to wait for him for a while, and hurried back to the shrine. After a while, he took out a suit of clothes and handed them to me through the torii gate: "Your clothes are soaked, be careful Catching a cold. These are clean clothes that have been kept in the shrine for a long time, here you are. We follow the young master, and basically no longer wear this ancient attire, which can help you solve the current problem. Unfortunately, the artifacts around the young master are He is a man, so there are only priest clothes and no priestess clothes, please bear with me a little bit."

Since cute boys can wear women's clothes, why can't I wear men's clothes?I'm not that hypocritical.

Looking down, the small foreign skirt was wrapped around her body wetly, and it was really indecent to just walk out like this.

I heard that it was clothes that I didn't need, so I simply thanked him and took it: "Come to me if you have any troublesome things in the future, and I will do my best as long as it doesn't violate morality."

He obviously can ignore my life or death, but he kindly extended a helping hand. I am the least resistant to this kind of natural kindness.

Bangmi told me that there is a place where I can change clothes not far away. I thanked him and Mr. Ghost Lantern again, and hurried to change with the clothes.

Priest clothes are more complicated than priestess clothes, because they are ancient artifacts, the basic standard is still white undergarment and purple hakama, and the outermost is a bit troublesome water dry, of course, I gave up this at the first time.It took me a while to put on the clothes, and I folded up the small foreign skirt and took it away to tidy up when I have a chance... I can still wear it, it would be a pity to throw it away!

After changing clothes, I went back to Mr. Ghost Lantern to say goodbye, and was "blessed" by him to meet in hell as usual, and then ran to Leibo Street with wet clothes-I still had to continue looking for cats and people!

It was almost dawn at this moment, and I went straight into the slums and yelled at my cat. I found many stray cats and beat off a few stray dogs, but I still didn't see it.Really, since we have lived together for so long, we eat fish and meat every day, so we can leave without leaving a message...

Not in the forest, nor on Leibo Street, I really don’t know where else I can find it, I can’t turn back and ask Lord Ghost Lantern if there is a Sanhua in Hell recently...

Maybe it's because I killed a lot of monsters last night to save enough character. This time I quickly found a few members of 'Sheep', and they were discussing something together.

It didn't take long for these teenagers to discuss the results. The kid I had seen stayed where he was, and the others either scattered around or went out together, looking for something to eat.

Early in the morning, normal people will be hungry.

Since they are all here, Zhongyuanzhong will not be too far away.

I stood on the roof and stared at the movement of the boy left behind. Suddenly there was a strong wind blowing behind my head. I hurriedly turned my body and raised my hand to resist. The person behind said "Huh?" Exactly what I was looking for.

"Are you here? What are you wearing?" The word "dislike" was written in capital letters on his face, and I looked down at my attire: "No problem? Priest uniform, male clergyman's Standard clothing."

Unexpectedly, his expression was even more disgusting: "So I almost recognized the wrong person just now, what are you doing! Are you so poor that you wear everything on your body?"

So your focus is here? !

I sighed, and raised the folded little foreign skirt: "I accidentally fell into the river when I came here. Someone kindly lent me this dress. There is nothing to be picky about, as long as I can wear it."

The priest's uniform is very conservative, covering the whole body except for the neck and wrists. If I didn't omit the water on the outer mask, it would be difficult to run.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered: "You look like a squat purple eggplant now."

Sadly, I found myself speechless.

I didn't expect Chuya Nakahara to have such a unique rhetorical technique, didn't you consider changing your career to become a poet?

No, if one day in the future you become a real god, do you want to wear black suits and sunglasses like Master Ebisu?The painting style is strung together!

Don't touch my FLAG casually, you bastard!

At this time, he suddenly changed his tone: "Let's leave it at that, although it's still out of tune with everyone, but it might be a smart way to pretend to be a boy at this time."

I noticed that he smiled a little coldly, and couldn't help asking: "Why do you say that, what happened?"

"...a girl disappeared yesterday. We searched for a long time, and finally found it in a dark alley outside. She was gone." There was an obvious smell of blood in the words, and he was probably really angry.

"Ah... sorry. This is really..." I can imagine what happened to that poor child.

So that's why I didn't find anyone yesterday.

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his neck and glanced at me: "It's none of your business, what kind of apology are you saying. In short, I will see you later, and then honestly stay with other girls and don't act alone."

I nodded my head as a response, then took out the bracelet and returned it to him: "Return this to you, I will keep it carefully."

"Tsk!" He put back the bracelet, grabbed me by the collar from behind and led me to jump off the roof, and walked directly to the boy who stayed behind: "Shirose, this is Miyin, I just came here today of."

This boy obviously forgot who I am, and stared at me suddenly after being reminded by Nakahara Chuya: "Ah? Oh! Is it Mi Yin?"

I pursed my lips and nodded at him, Shirase's eyes wandered over Nakahara Chuya's and mine's hair for a while, and asked with some suspicion: "What's your last name?"

"His surname is Oda. He used to live in the shrine, but he was kicked out a few days ago."

what's the situation?How did I just 'get' your surname Oda?When did you learn to lie? !

Zhongyuan Zhong also tightened his grip on my collar, and I finally kept a precious silence and didn't jump up to argue with him.

If it was another person, I would have to fight him!

For artifacts, the name is a very important thing.It can be said that the only thing we have is the device inscription, which is the pseudonym given by the god.It is precisely because of this name that we can have a body again and use spells, so Nora is widely despised by decent artifacts-they have failed the expectations of the gods, and too many names are a symbol of infidelity.

Fortunately, Nakahara is not a god in the true sense, so even if he 'says' my surname is Oda, there is no change, otherwise I will have to be forced to become his artifact, so that I will be reduced to Nora for no reason... I will probably die of laughter Mr. Ma.

After hearing that my surname was 'Oda', Shirase breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought you were related to Chuya, the color of your hair is really similar. This guy suddenly appeared on Leibo Street seven years ago, if it wasn't for We 'sheep' took him in, and I really don't know what will become of him."

I mean, are you afraid that others will not know that you have ever shown favor?

I squinted my eyes and looked at him, put on the air of a priest and nodded reservedly: "Thank you for taking care of Zhongye. Although there is no blood relationship, the fate between people is never judged by blood. My name is Miyin, please take care of me."

Shirase opened his mouth and laughed: "You want to join the sheep? What will you do?" In his tone, he could not hide his fear and provocation towards Joyo's homosexuality.

"Shirase", Chuya called the boy's name, Shirase turned his head and said to him slickly: "I have to ask, otherwise how should other people explain it when they talk about it."

"No, I'm not here to join the sheep." I looked at the boy in front of me calmly: "I just came to see how my friend Zhong Yuan is doing and whether there is any danger."

"Am I your friend? Chuya."

I don't take no for an answer, or I'll beat you up!

Chuya obviously successfully received my radio wave, and nodded slightly to agree with my description.

But even so, I still insist on the idea.

What's the point of joining this little kid's group organization?There is no clear value orientation from top to bottom, let alone a goal to strive for. To put it bluntly, it is a group of children with weapons gathered together to try to survive. Why should I join them?

The proposition of living is not feasible for me, okay...

I already had a bound boss, so it never occurred to me to join any organization.As I said, the most important thing to do when you come to Leibo Street is to find cats and see how your new friends are doing.

Well, for cats, probably only rely on metaphysics.It can be confirmed that Zhongye is not doing very well.

"Hey! Yayin! Shirose! You..." Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little confused, he seemed to have no reaction why the atmosphere suddenly turned sour.I reached out and grabbed his wrist to stop what he was about to say, and turned to look at the boy curiously: "Who is the leader of the 'sheep'?"

Shirase stuck for a moment, and snorted unhappily: "It's Chuya."

"Oh!" I sighed with an exaggerated tone: "So the leader's words don't really have any weight? I thought you were the leader."

"I'm not the leader, it's just that I have a useful joker card compared to other people!" Zhong also suddenly said this, I turned my head and glanced at him lightly for a moment, and the boy immediately shut up.

Really!Destroy me as much as possible!The aura that was so hard to hold up will make you poke a hole all at once!

Shirase's face turned red from my anger, he reached out and took out a small knife from his pocket and waved it a few times - to be honest, in my opinion, this is a cute fruit knife, which can be frightened by this thing Probably just kids...

The knife was waving in front of my nose, and I stepped on a dead branch by the side of the road, causing it to bounce into the air and fall into my hand. It took me two moves to clean up such a brat. Shirase's throat.

"Is this okay? Before the chaos subsides, I can protect those young children. In exchange, I will temporarily stay in the 'sheep' territory for a few days. Actually, I don't have to tell you so much, after all, your boss Already agreed."

His face was blushing, Chuya frowned and called my name, I threw away the dead branch, Shirase also put away his cute little fruit knife and shouted at me: "It's up to you, 'sheep' It's not a place for young masters to play house."

One or two of you, do you have problems with your eyesight?Do I have the face of a rich man?Obviously I am poorer than anyone else!

"Shirase!" It seemed that Chuya Nakahara had a bigger opinion of this person than me, so the boy Shirase kicked the trash can on the side of the road angrily, and ran away angrily like a wild boar.