[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

I hugged the cat and closed the door, and took it for a tour: "Look, this will be your home from now on~" The cat walked around and sniffed very spiritually, and finally nestled in the most comfortable place under the corridor where the sun is most comfortable. A hairball.

I just ate curry rice outside, I was not hungry at all, I washed my clothes and tidied up my bedroom, turned on the lights at night and continued to eat my few reference books that I had bought for a long time.

"Ancient Matters", "Konja Monogatari Collection", "Manyoji", "A Poem of a Hundred People in Xiaocang", "Baishi Changqing Collection" and even "Yujia Papyrus" and "The Tale of Genji", of course, some books on theology Yes, maybe it will come in handy in the future.

I am alone now, and the power of words like curse songs is sometimes more useful than realm, what if next time I meet a half-human, half-god who is not as good at talking in the Central Plains?

Kneel down and beg for mercy?

After reading the book for a while, the purring sound of the cat gradually approached. It sniffed the book I was reading, then turned its head and looked at me like a schoolteacher, with some appreciation in its eyes.I picked it up and rubbed it, and smiled and kissed the cat's furry forehead: "I'll buy you canned food and meat tomorrow! Don't pee or smell anywhere in the house, or I'll put you in a cage!"

The cat gave me a pat with its tail, jumped down and stretched gracefully on the "Manyoshu".

I touched it, fetched water to wash, turned off the light and went to bed.

There will be no youkai in the shrine, I am safe.

Early the next morning, I still dragged the broom to clean the approach as usual.There is no place for me in the shrine, and I don't know what kept it from closing down.

Today I have to take the cat to the pet hospital for an examination, and I have to buy food and toys for it. In short, it is another busy day.

I brushed off the leaves on the approach, pulled some overgrown weeds, hugged the cat, closed the door and went out.

After walking for an hour and a half, I arrived at the pet hospital, queued up for registration, examination and payment, suppressed the cat’s resistance and gave it two injections, and then bought a shipping box. Then I dragged my left hand to carry the cat squatting in the box, Holding a large bag of canned cats and toys in my right hand, I walked back with three swaying steps... I think I saw the gate of hell slowly opening in front of me...

ah!It's not like, it's true!

A tall man with fierce eyes came out of the open door, our eyes met, I didn't know if I should turn around and run... What if he took me to hell?Call Yato to claim me out!

"Tsk, artifact, I don't know whether to say good luck or unlucky guy." He glared at me, then glared at me, and finally came over and took my cat and my plastic bag: "Where is your god master?" ?”

"The God Lord is away due to something... temporarily borrowing from the Jianxun Shrine." I was a little hypocritical, the person in front of me is a real disaster god, and I am no match for him at all!

The black-haired young man deliberately wearing a class suit cast a glance at me, and nodded: "Nobunaga, he just finished his sentence a few years ago, it seems that he is doing well."

"Yes, yes, it sounds really happy..." I found that this person was actually helping me, and walked beside him carefully holding my breath: "Hi, my name is Mi Yin, I'm just a nameless god Ordinary artifact, that, may I ask who you are?"

"Oh, I am Guideng, the assistant officer of Hell Yama King. Are you interested in working in Hell? Five insurances and one housing fund, weekly rest, and many animal jailers can make people feel relieved. We need to compare torture and documents. People with expertise."

He introduced the company's advantages like a human resources manager, and I was so scared that I staggered: "No, thank you, sorry. I don't have any skills, torture or something, I can't do it at all!"

"Forget it, it seems that you and the current God Master are still getting along happily. But if you have this idea in the future, you can contact me at any time." He even took out a business card from his pocket. No different from normal living people.I hurriedly stood up and took the business card with both hands and put it in my wallet. Perhaps because of his correct attitude, his complexion improved a few shades: "I sincerely look forward to seeing Miss Miyin in hell."

"...I thank you!"

Is this cursing me?Must be!

"Just get here, it's very close to the shrine, so I don't need to trouble you."

When I walked near the curry shop, I politely thanked him and said goodbye. Mr. Ghost Lantern returned the things and the cat to me, and asked about the location of the station.I gratefully told him how to go, and by the way, I told him the warning that Zhongya Zhongye gave me yesterday, and then I sent this great god away - let's go, I can't afford to mess with this kind of existence that has existed for thousands of years The God of Misfortune.

"Miss Mi Yin, although it's a bit presumptuous, but... I wish you a happy mood and everything goes well." He tilted his head and looked at me a few more times in doubt, and left a strange blessing in a strange tone as if he was competing with himself , Then just like an ordinary office worker, he stood under the station sign and boarded the arriving bus and left.

"Really, what a strange misfortune god." He didn't hit him without saying anything like in the legend. Although he looked very serious, he was unexpectedly quite reasonable. Such a person should be a good boss.But why did he invite me to serve in hell?This is too strange.

There was only one person in the shrine and I was too lazy to cook, so I decided to go to the curry shop again today.

Sure enough, the boss had forgotten who I was, and introduced the signs of his shop again energetically. I sat in the seat yesterday and ordered the same spicy curry as yesterday.

"The curry at the boss's house is really delicious~" This time I also failed to make a disc, the boss took the plate away with a smile, and poured a glass of iced oolong tea in front of me: "Oh, you just moved here Is it? I haven't seen it much."

"Yeah, I just moved here." I drank the drink in the cup, picked up the plastic bag and the cat box, and left.Sure enough, it sucks to be forgotten.

After a few days like this, I finally adapted to life in Yokohama according to the guidance of a kind-hearted person. I just cleaned the shrine every day, fed the cat, and occasionally went out to buy some fish and meat.

My cat doesn't like canned food and cat food. The former can barely take a few bites, and the latter doesn't even look at it.In desperation, I can only fulfill the promise I made that day—I will eat whatever the cat eats, fish if it eats fish, and chicken breast if it eats meat. Anyway, I can live as lazy as I can How lazy.

Tsk, a standard salted fish.

But it’s a salted fish with a cat, la la la la la~

In addition to growing mushrooms at the shrine, I also often visit curry shops not far away.The curry rice at his house is very delicious. Even though the boss always thinks that I just moved here, I am not angry, and I still go there every now and then for dinner.Although the boss forgot me again and again, the red-haired young man surnamed Oda didn't seem to want him like that. After two or three encounters, he was able to see me and even remembered my name!

Yokohama, what a wonderful place!

"Yo, Mr. Oda, I met you again!" I walked into the curry shop, and when I saw the red-haired young man, I raised my paw to greet him.The young man's attention was on the plate, and he nodded slightly as a response.After he swallowed what was in his mouth, he turned his head and added the greeting. The boss looked at him in surprise: "Huh? Oda-kun, do you know this strange young lady?"

"Well, I know." He didn't even know how to complain!Just answered the boss's curious question so plainly.

I weakly poked the bell on the bar: "It's obvious that the boss's memory is not very good, even Mr. Oda remembers me, yet you still treat me as a stranger."

"Is that so?" The fat boss was a little flustered, obviously, he thought it was bad to forget about the guests.

So I boldly fooled this kind person: "I'm just a weak physique, not a transparent person. Although I have some advantages in competitive sports, it's obvious that I don't have that kind of athletic talent. Even In this way, I will be very sad if my boss always forgets me.”

The boss was really a little flustered. Following our constant reminders and even hints, he finally dug out the few impressions about me from his mind: "Ahhh! Sorry, it seems to be true... um, um , you are... Mi... Mi..."

"My name is Miyin, boss, and I live not far from the Jianxun Shrine." The curry is delicious, and the boss is also a good person. I want to form a relationship with him.

"Oh, Mi Yin, I remembered, Miss Mi Yin. However, I have lived here for decades, and I really haven't noticed any shrines nearby, Jianxun Shrine, who is dedicated to?"

The boss's expression immediately softened, and he even appeared a little embarrassed.

I stopped fooling him, but sat upright and said seriously: "It's not far away, maybe the owner of the shrine hasn't put much effort into running it, it's not as good as the big shrine in Hakone, it only has a main hall. "

"The Lord of the Gods is Jianxun God, the Lord Oda Nobunaga."

"Ah! I know, I know, the world is full of martial arts!" The boss gestured a standing painting action in the wild view of XX. Unfortunately, because of his size, he was still a chef with a spoon. I laughed and fell on the bar counter. : "That's right, that's Mr. Nobunaga."

The boss is a person who is good at chatting. In order not to neglect another customer, he turned his head to look at the red-haired young man: "Speaking of which, Oda-kun is also surnamed Oda, do you know about the shrine?"

The red-haired young man put down his spoon and looked at me with a puzzled expression: "Shrine? Not sure, I haven't been there for a long time."

In this country, it is not uncommon for people who have not gone to shrines for a long time. After all, this is the living habit of others, and no one will judge it rashly.At this time, the boss brought up the curry rice I ordered, and I mixed the curry and rice with a spoon while shrugging my shoulders: "I have only moved here for more than a month, what kind of shrine was like before is completely different." I know. But the main family is a very cute girl who is currently studying abroad."

The topic stopped there, I finished my curry rice, paid the bill, then opened the door and walked out: "Boss, if you forget me next time, I will be angry!"

"Don't worry, it's impossible!" The boss waved the big iron spoon for stirring the curry, looking confident.But I know that next time he will forget.

——Unless you offer me five yen incense money.