[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Give you who have been displaced and return to the uncertain place. My name is Yato. I have been given a taboo name, and it stops here. The false name has been called, and I will be my servants. From then on, I will honor the name: I will listen to my order with my voice. , Transform my artifact, called Mi, and the device is Mi. Come here! Mi device!" Following the young man's amnesty, an orange-red ball of light that no one noticed on the corner of the street immediately shot out, bouncing in the air several times and turning into a shock Da Dao with a vermilion blade stopped in front of him.

Yato didn't have time to appreciate its smooth shape and beautiful lines, and hurriedly turned his head to avoid the attack behind him, drew his knife out of its sheath, turned and slashed down.The sharp blade cut the monster in half with his movements, and the light representing the seal erupted instantly, dazzing and dazzling. This pursuit that lasted for a little night was finally over.

"Come back, Mi Yin."

Fortunately, at this time, I picked up a necromancer as an artifact.

You must know that there are fewer and fewer human souls who stay in the world after death but are not swallowed or assimilated by monsters.The vast majority of people will be taken away immediately by the Guiding Department of hell, and a small number of those left behind will quickly degenerate due to resentment, and cannot become divine weapons that can be used normally at all.Moreover, he is the type that people do not want to see, and the other party will definitely resign within a month, or as long as three or four months.Although he, Ye Fighting God, is not a superficial character, he doesn't care about the artifacts. Most of the time, after yelling and yelling, he still gets together and disperses, and then finds a way to find his next partner as soon as possible.

I hope that luck will be better this time, or in other words, I hope that I can meet a human being with a better temper this time, at least I can spend more time as a partner.

"Your name is Miyin. From now on, you will follow me to work hard with Yetoshin. Don't look at whether we want a shrine or not, and whether we want incense money or incense money, but don't you still have me as the god master~ Don't worry, I am The super-famous god who will sit in countless luxurious shrines and have 2000 million followers under his banner will not wrong you, be good!" He put his hands on the girl's shoulders to draw her attention back, and then he succeeded in getting a dazed look from the other side .

"Miyin?" Pointing to himself.

"Yato?" Pointing to the opposite side.

"...It's the Night God!"

"Yato?"

"No, my lord, my lord, ahhhhh! I don't expect you to call your highness, sir, at least add an honorific, add a king, it's a shame!"

What kind of luck is this?The new artifact looks dull and stupid, and it seems to have hurt the brain. It won't be reported to oppress the disabled!

The girl with red hair obviously hasn't woken up yet, her honey-orange eyes carry the unique sense of confusion after a dead spirit has been reawakened: "..."

who I am?where am I?What should I do?Where do I come from?Where am I going?What is the origin of the world?What is life really about—and most importantly, who is this man in a tracksuit calling himself a god in front of me? !

"Sorry, I don't do pyramid schemes." I don't think this person is very reliable.

Although he was really good-looking, he couldn't resist a sense of poverty and embarrassment rushing towards his face, and at the same time, he was also mixed with a violent hand sweat attack comparable to a mudslide and an inexplicable sense of danger.

I'm still a minor, I haven't grown into a queen with a height of 1.7 meters and an aura of 1.8 meters, and I haven't seen my 36D breasts that are proud of the crowd!My life can't be ruined in the hands of a guy suspected of engaging in cult pyramid schemes!

and many more……!

I, probably, possibly, perhaps, should, seem... dead... wearing the legendary white attire (mortuary dress).

Why so skeptical?

Because I'm standing on a streetlight right now with the guy next to me who's screaming and wailing.

This location... is unusual.

It's almost as if the one who can stand on this is not the protagonist.According to the current main routine of □□silk's counterattack to upgrade streaming entertainment works, I should be at the lowest ebb of my life right now, ready to start my great journey to conquer the stars and the sea... And, it is said that he is my boss, this guy The bottom of the feet is suspended in the air, humans should not be able to do it... right?

"Ah...why does the artifact that I finally picked up look like this..." He had already turned into a black and white line drawing, and he was holding the bib under his neck with both hands in a gesture of "don't listen, don't listen, I don't listen".

Sportswear with bibs, if it's not for the good looks, it's probably a neuropathy.

I stared at him in silence until he calmed down and faced me in a daze, then I slowly raised my finger and pointed at him again: "God? Yato?"

"Yes, yes! I am the famous Ye Fighting God, you must be scared!"

Your wandering little eyes have completely betrayed your heart, are you famous?hehe.

"I haven't heard of it at all, what kind of god is it?"

"..." Being fatally struck by the artifact again, he seemed to hold back the desire to vomit blood and continued to struggle: "Mi Yin, you really are a sharp and good knife."

"Oh, thank you." The night wind was blowing, and I felt a little cold. I stretched out my hands and hugged my arms and rubbed them vigorously, only to find that fine snowflakes seemed to be falling slowly from the sky.Looking up again, a full moon hangs coldly in the middle of the sky like an ice wheel and jade plate, and a black mist rises and circles further away.

"That's Shihua, the favorite of monsters, the phenomenon of gloomy and turbid air. Today is not suitable for continuing to fight, you follow me." I have to say, this guy is quite attractive when he puts his facial features where they should be. , and now we seem to be bound together for some special reason, so let's follow him and see what he's up to.

Since he didn't intend to continue meddling in other business, Yato put his hands in his jacket pocket, raised his feet and jumped off the street lamp. I stretched my head to see, well, I didn't fall to my death, and I didn't even cripple. It seems that I did this no problem.

"What are you doing? Hurry up, I won't care about you if you are chased by the smell of monsters later!" He had already walked into a place where the street lights couldn't reach, and a drunk man wobbled along with a briefcase in front of him. Wandering on the road, obviously the two of them were facing each other, and the other party just walked over as if he was blind - obviously he would scold at the sight of the wild cat, but completely ignored the existence of Yato.

Well, it seems that I really have GG.

Apart from anything else, he raised his feet and enjoyed extreme sports that can only be performed by dead people.To be honest, jumping off the street lamp is very cool. Hula, it is both compelling and exciting. The only regret is that the height of the street lamp cannot satisfy my pursuit of the hustle and bustle. I will jump to a higher place next time. back.

Yato stood impatiently in the shadows and waited for me for a while, when he saw that I had finally stepped up and followed me up, he immediately turned around and walked forward, leaving me with a slightly thin back.

Oh, it looks like a single dog!

No way, now my mind is blank, those questions about who I am and where I am are definitely not funny, but I really don't understand.The most frightening thing is that Yato said that my name is Mi Yin, and I really thought that "Mi Yin" was my name from the bottom of my heart, and I didn't even doubt half a punctuation mark. This is unscientific!

If someone you have never met says "You are XX", there is no doubt about it.And Yato doesn't seem to be reliable... I raised my head and stared at this so-called lord boredly for a while, he didn't look like an adult, he was only about 19 years old at most.A head of purple to black short hair, perhaps because it was too downcast and not trimmed properly, it has grown a lot in a mess. On a snowy night, he only wears a black sportswear with light blue stripes, and a pair of boots under his feet... From top to bottom reveals a unique taste of poverty.

After walking for a while, Yato suddenly turned right and stepped on the steps made of bluestone to continue forward. I followed behind and followed suit.This is a shrine. He stopped under the sailor shed beside the mountain road, washed his hands with a ladle of water, and then handed the ladle to me: "This is someone else's shrine, so we should be more careful."

"...If you want to be particular, don't rub it in! You are trespassing and breaking into a private house!" I couldn't help but want to complain, "It doesn't matter if there is no shrine, just walk into other people's houses casually and lie down. Sleeping soundly on the floor of the living room, if you put us humans there, you will be caught by the police uncle, let me tell you!"

"Shrine or something, there will definitely be. The so-called favor, just write it down, and pay it back slowly in the future!" He didn't know what he was thinking, and his whole body suddenly became excited, holding his face in his hands and smashing it in his mouth. While chanting "2000 million believers", even the body twists and turns rhythmically...

Spicy eyes, want to beat!

Can such a guy really survive three episodes?

The night wind was getting stronger and stronger, and the snow was getting bigger and bigger. The sink in the sailor house gradually condensed into ice. I couldn't help wrapping my body in the thin white linen, trying to rely on my powerful imagination to keep myself warm—— For example, imagine that I am actually hiding in an air-conditioned room with a high temperature of 40 degrees outdoors... Sure enough, it is still useless.

"It's so cold...why do I feel cold even after I'm dead..." I rubbed my arms and shivered, Yato turned my head and pushed me again: "Find a place to avoid it avoid."

Soon, the two of us rushed into the main hall of the shrine... under the corridor in front of it.The main hall is the bedroom of the gods enshrined in the shrine, that is, the bedroom of others.Not to mention other gods, even the assistant maidservants invited by the shrine may not be able to go in and clean up, so we can only hide under the corridor and shiver around the shrine cabinet.

The business of this shrine is good, and the fragrance of money wafts from the offering cabinet.

When Yeto saw me, he couldn't help but look in, and angrily pulled off his sweatshirt and took out an oversized wine bottle: "Look! I also have offerings, not too much, half a bottle!"

I stared at him with dead fish eyes: "...I just want to know how your bottle got stuffed into your clothes..." That's great, the one-liter wine bottle is not full, and it's all full. Five yuan copper plate, do you want me to applaud you? !

However, this guy didn't realize that I was complaining, and took back the wine bottle triumphantly, and quickly took off the sweatshirt and covered it on my head: "Well, for the sake of being a girl, night Uncle Dou reluctantly lends you the clothes. Nah!"

Unexpectedly, although this god seems unreliable, he is surprisingly gentle.It's just the sweat smell on the sweatshirt...it's too heavy!