Don't take my blame [comprehensive British and American]

As the busiest person in the Avengers, Steve not only has to perform various urgent tasks, but also commutes regularly every day like an office worker. Compared to Tony, the CEO of Stark Industries, or Dr. Banner, a Buddha As a scientific researcher in the department, Steve not only looks like an office worker in his daily life, but even his poor salary and salary are no different from office workers.

Fortunately, as a second-generation veteran, Steve doesn't have any special hobbies. The only hobby is painting, and this hobby doesn't cost money.

Maybe he has another favorite motorcycle, but he is very satisfied with his current motorcycle and does not plan to change it, so he will not need money for the time being.

Everyone in the Avengers knows that Steve is now working hard to save money to buy a house in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is not only his home 90 years ago, but also his home 90 years later.

Recently, when Steve came back from get off work every day, he found a small basket at the door of his room. The small basket contained various snacks, daily necessities, and even toys. A few days ago, there were also his usual pencils and sketches. Book.

When he found these things on the first day, Steve thought that someone accidentally left them here, but on the second and third days, there were different things appearing at the door every day, and he knew who deliberately Put it here.

And who this person is, Steve can probably guess, and he can probably guess this person's intentions, but today's gift is obviously a little too much.

He went out to look around to see if someone was there, but found that there was no sign of that person at all.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Rogers, welcome back, are you looking for Miss Sienna?" Friday, who had successfully become the steward of the Avengers, popped out of nowhere.

Steve nodded to him: "Good afternoon Friday, did you see her?"

"Miss Sienna and Mr. Parker have gone out, and they should not be back until evening." Friday's mouth was slightly curved, and he looked at Steve seriously.

Now that Sienna can't be found, Steve decides to go find her accomplice.

"Is Bucky in the mansion?"

This time Friday gave an affirmative answer: "Mr. Barnes is here, do you need me to call him out for you?"

Steve shook his head: "No, I'll go directly to him."

"Ok."

Steve turned and walked to Bucky's room. Since the last time they caught the Red Skull, Bucky has officially got rid of his undercover identity and lived in the Avengers Mansion, becoming a backup member of the Avengers, unless it is an emergency The mission, otherwise Bucky can retire in the Avengers.

Bucky, unlike Steve, thinks he's comfortable living in the Avengers Mansion, and there's no need to pay big bucks for a house in Brooklyn, but if Steve does, he'll be next door to him It is also good to buy a set.

The happiest thing about Bucky's return is Steve. He can continue to work with his old friends. Steve is in a good mood when he thinks about it. The premise is that he doesn't help someone to make trouble together.

Steve knocked on the door of Bucky's room, but there was no answer. He stood outside the door and waited for a while, but he still didn't have any intention of opening the door. He was about to go to the pantry to have a look, but saw a A sneaky figure, Steve's expression subconsciously became serious, but he relaxed a little helplessly when he saw the familiar figure of that person.

He also relaxed his pace, stood behind a certain plum thief, watched him happily pick up a plum, wiped it, and took a bite. At the moment he bit down, Steve suddenly made a sound.

"Hey, you still steal plums in your 90s?" There was a smile in his voice.

Bucky was startled, the plum he bit into his mouth almost choked, he heard the familiar voice behind him, he swallowed the plum in his mouth unhurriedly, then turned back to Steve and took another bite, proudly He raised his eyebrows.

"You are over 90 years old and still scaring people behind your back?"

Bucky is back in the Avengers

Afterwards, he shaved off the beard on his face, revealing his original handsome face.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and then Steve raised his chin at the basket of plums: "Shouldn't you explain it?"

Bucky glanced at the basket full of fresh and plump plums, the smile in his eyes couldn't be restrained, he shrugged: "I didn't send this, why did I send you plums? Keep it for yourself, okay?"

Steve snatched the remaining plum from Bucky's hand: "Of course I know you didn't send it, but you gave her the idea of ​​giving the plum, didn't you?" Seeing that Bucky wanted to deny it, he again He hurriedly added, "Don't deny it, don't change the subject, or you won't have any plums. Anyway, this one is for me."

Bucky stared at Li Zi and struggled for a few seconds, and finally decided to abandon his allies and fall into Li Zi's arms.

"Okay, let me say." Bucky felt sorry for his little ally, but Li Zi was more important, "It's like this, she didn't know how to find out about our relationship a few days ago, and then she came to find me. The girl is surprisingly familiar, as if she forgot that I hit her before, as if nothing happened, and asked me what do you like, what do you like. "

Speaking of this, Bucky laughed directly: I know the preferences of you, an old man, everything you eat is the same, and everything you use is the same. Maybe the only two you like are painting and motorcycles. I told her After that, she still thought it was too little, so she insisted on pestering me to talk more, what should I say if there is no more?No way I know I can get something I like. "

Bucky was doing such a thing with the purest face, and after he finished speaking, he spread his hands all over his innocent face, but he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes.

Steve smiled helplessly, he knew Bucky was just trying to tease him.

"Why didn't you tell me about it?"

Bucky's eyes widened: "They said they were going to surprise you, but if I told you, wouldn't it be a betrayal of him and my little secret?"

Steve glanced at him: "Now tell me, you have betrayed."

Unexpectedly, Bucky doesn't care at all now, he reached out and grabbed a plum and wiped it: "Wow, this plum is really sweet, I didn't expect her to be very good at buying it."

Steve, who knew Sienna better than Bucky, knew that she definitely didn't buy it by herself, and if nothing else happened, it should have been bought by Friday.

Ever since she let friday have a physical body, she wanted to have an extra helper. She used to walk sideways in the avengers building, but now she went directly to the house to expose the tiles. The important thing is that friday always protects her.

Steve patted Bucky on the shoulder: "Let's not talk about it, how are you doing recently? Are you still getting used to being an undercover agent?"

"I'm so used to it. Although no one dares to care about me in Hydra, but the Red Skull is too stingy." Bucky couldn't help shaking his head at the thought of this, "You don't know, he spends a penny on his subordinates." It hurts, even though he himself doesn't have much money, tsk, it's not like the Avengers Building, it's not too comfortable."

Bucky’s words of avoiding the important ones made Steve put a little force on his shoulders. The two were obviously comrades-in-arms fighting side by side, but he was pushed in the light and respected by everyone, while Bucky could only hide in the dark. where, carefully concealing his identity.

As if knowing what Steve was thinking, Bucky patted Steve heavily with a smile: "Hey, don't make that expression, haven't I come back yet? But it's true on the side of Hydra Freedom, it would be even better if Red Skull could not secretly eat alone. You don’t know, don’t look at him like that, he is sweet and happy. Everyone knows that when a Red Skull fan is in a bad mood, he must not be happy. Have a sweet tooth."

The topic was successfully shifted by Bucky to something else, and Steve didn't continue to ask, just like he said, he's back anyway, hasn't he?

After chatting with Bucky, Steve returned to the room, wanting to see what else Sienna could do.

At this moment, Sienna, who is continuing to work hard to gain favor, doesn't know that she has been targeted. Although her original purpose is also very clear to everyone, and what she has done recently is also seen by others, they are very tacit understanding Didn't tell Steve, just wanted to see how Steve

deal with.

After all, seeing Steve in trouble was also one of their joys.

Sienna found out from Bucky that Steve liked few things, but she knew what he lacked the most, money.

Although she has become a little rich woman now, isn't it good to give money directly to Steve?Sienna felt like she was thinking too much.

No way, Sienna had no choice but to choose something she liked to give to Steve. She chose a lot of desserts for him. When she sneaked to Steve's door at night and wanted to put a small gift at his door, she just He heard a familiar voice behind him.

"Sienna, what are you doing?" Sienna was so frightened that she jumped up and put the things in her hands behind her back, her eyes wandering left and right.

Steve gave her a funny look: "What are you hiding? I've seen it all. How long do you want to do this?"

"Of course it's up to the favorability level!" Sienna said confidently, which also aroused Steve's interest.

He has long known that the last two game bosses are himself and Tony, and Sienna's task is to increase the favorability of the two of them, but there is no such thing as favorability, how to judge whether it is in place?

Sienna smiled triumphantly at Steve's question: "There are favorability points in the game, I just need to look at the favorability points to know if it's enough."

"Then what is my favorability value now?"

"Huh? Let me take a look." Sienna's attention has been on giving Steve gifts recently, so she hasn't paid attention to the favorability.

Since she recovered some memories, she found that the names of Iron Man and Captain America automatically appeared on the favorability panel.

I don't know if her level is high enough, so the game gave her all the permissions.

Sienna called up the game panel, her eyes widened in surprise when she saw Steve's value: "Huh?"

Steve, who has been paying attention to her, thought something happened when he saw her expression, and asked quickly, "What's wrong?"

Sienna blinked: "The game shows that the favorability value has exceeded 60. Usually, the game boss will start at this time."

"Are you going to enter the dungeon after triggering the game boss?" Steve's expression was a little serious. He was used to doing things in a planned way, and he didn't allow this time to fall into the dungeon unprepared like before.

"It stands to reason that it is true. But if I start the boss and the dungeon, I will be prompted, but this time there is no reminder."

She thought for two seconds, but could only get along with an ambiguous guess: "Does the favorability value need to be higher this time?"

Steve also fell into thinking. According to the experience of the previous dungeon, after they are pulled into the dungeon, their superpowers cannot be used. If there is no need to change the game, the things they carry with them can still be brought in.

At this time, it depends on what type of copy it is.

Just as Sienna was thinking, a game prompt suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.

[The defected boss appears, please pay attention! ! 】

[Force and boss to enter the dungeon]

[Countdown to enter the copy. 】

【3】

【2】

【1】

During the countdown, Sienna only had time to grab Steve's clothes, and smiled at him with a strange expression: "It seems"

Before he finished speaking, his eyes went dark.

Steve only felt the familiar darkness in front of him, and the familiar dizziness hit him. He understood the meaning of Sienna's smile just now and half of what she said.

When Steve opened his eyes again, he found himself in a very dark place. He saw a small window in front of him, and wanted to take a few steps forward, but found that his wrist was bound by an iron chain, and he moved slightly. The crisp sound of clattering can be heard on the arm.

He tugged hard, but found that the chain was not moving.

He observed himself, the clothes on his body were replaced by a very pink skirt by the game, and there seemed to be something on his head.

Steve:? ? ? "He knew that the game would not let him go easily.

This kind of dress reminded Steve of a game boss with sharp eyes. As expected of a game product, the aesthetics are so strange.

The chain only bound Steve's hands but not his legs, and the chain was long enough for him to walk to the window.

Through the small window, he saw that the outside looked like a castle, but the streets below were all made of stone bricks, and there were some stone brick roads in mid-air, but they were all very short, and some of them could not cry. There are some bouncing mushrooms and chubby inexplicable creatures with only one head, complete facial features, a mouth showing sharp teeth, small arms protruding from both sides, and one of them holds a trident, Although they seem to be very aggressive, they don't look very smart.

And he seems to be trapped in a high tower, isn't he a player this time?

This dungeon is different from the previous ones. He himself is locked here and he doesn't know what the so-called game boss is like, or how many people were pulled in, and he doesn't know where Sienna went.

He looked around, but there was no exit unless he broke the chains and then the bars to get out.

While looking for an escape opportunity on Steve's side, Sienna opened her eyes to find herself standing alone in an open field, with no sign of Steve or anyone in the narration.

She looked around, this was definitely inside the dungeon, and it was impossible for Steve not to have entered the dungeon. There was only one possibility, that is, the two were separated due to the rules of the game this time.

Just when the two were thinking about countermeasures, the game broadcast sounded, and at the same time a large screen appeared in front of both of them. The large screen buzzed for a while, and then the other's face appeared.

The game actually helped Sienna and Steve open the video link.

[Welcome to the copy of the hero who rescues the beautiful princess. The princess of the super kingdom is the most beautiful girl in the whole kingdom. She was taken away by the evil dragon and imprisoned in the tower. The dragon can satisfy any condition if he rescues the princess. 】

[Two players play the role of the warrior and the princess respectively, and the boss plays the other hero. Whichever warrior rescues the princess first and defeats the dragon is deemed to be the winner. 】

[There are many dangers on the way to the tower. The two warriors not only need to use the fastest speed, but also be careful of the patrolling soldiers and poisonous mushrooms on the road. When the warriors are defeated by the patrolling soldiers or touch the poisonous mushrooms, they will be automatically teleported. When you arrive at the starting point, there are some stamina-enhancing mushrooms and hunger-satisfying mushrooms hidden in the stone bricks on the road as small rewards. If the warrior is lucky, the small rewards will be triggered. 】

[The player wins the game, the boss's invincibility buff will disappear, if the boss wins, a layer of invincibility buff will be added. 】

[Warriors will have 10 minutes to prepare, and the game will start in 10 minutes. 】

Princess Steve: "..."

Sienna Warrior: "..."

Both of them fell into silence after listening, not because of the weird task classification this time, and the boss mentioned in the game has never shown up. Steve couldn't help but think of Batman boss and Superman boss, and he saw himself He suddenly had a bad premonition in this same hot-eyed outfit.

Just when some bad premonition was welling up in Steve's heart, he suddenly heard a nice girl coming from the opposite side of the video.

"Are you looking for me?"

Sienna was focused on watching Steve wearing a pink skirt in the video, but she froze for a moment when she heard the high voice, why is it a woman's voice?Did she guess wrong, this time the game boss is not him, but someone else?

Since Sienna turned her back to the person, she didn't see the person coming, but Steve in the video saw it clearly, he was stunned for a moment,

Then the corners of his mouth and eyes twitched together.

Sienna turned around following the voice, and when she saw the person coming, she froze in place, and subconsciously took a breath.

"Heh, you're so afraid of me, huh?" The woman's voice was also a little low, with a raised ending, and her tone was very domineering.

Said that he took two steps in the direction of Sienna, and as the woman moved forward, Sienna took small steps back, even so the distance between the two was shortened a lot.

In the video, Steve looked at the opposite woman complicatedly. The woman had long blond curly hair, clear blue eyes, and a classic American sweetheart appearance.

However, the woman wore the same uniform as him to outline her turbulent figure, but the point is that the woman has the same face as him, but because she is a woman, the lines of the face and facial features are much softer than his , The two stood together like twin brothers and sisters.

However, Steve clearly knew that he did not have an older sister or younger sister. There was only one explanation for this phenomenon, and that was that the woman in front of him was the game boss.

But her unruly expression was completely different from his.

The woman looked up at Steve in the video, although he was wearing a cute little dress, but he still had a serious expression on his face. She curled her lips boredly: "Tsk, it's so boring, I didn't expect me to be such a boring person in this world. Old old man, oh yes, call me Stephanie, don't call me boss, it sounds awful."

Stephanie stopped looking at Steve. His uninteresting reaction had completely lost her interest. Instead, she blew a kiss to Sienna next to her, then kowtowed at her, and then deliberately lowered her voice, like a gasp : "Oh baby, let's not save that boring princess, how about elope with sister?"

Steve Boring Princess: "…"

Sienna's blank expression suddenly seemed to be hit. She covered her heart and took a few steps back, her little face turned red visible to the naked eye.

Seeing Sienna like this, Stephanie laughed out loud, and she glanced at Steve again: "A soft girl is cuter."

Steve: "..." What can he do when his teammates betray him in a second?

Stephanie seemed to be addicted to teasing Sienna, she said to Sienna in a coaxing tone of a child: "Come on, call Sister Stephanie."

Sienna still has a little conscience in her heart. She looked at Steve and then at the beautiful big sister in confusion. In the end, she couldn't resist the beauty of the beautiful big sister. She blushed and her voice was low. And very soft: "Sister Stephanie."

Stephanie's heart was full of joy when she said that her sister directly coaxed her. She winked at Sienna, and her blue eyes moved, making her look even more attractive: "Be good, baby."

Steve knew that if he kept silent, Sienna would really give up the game and run away with Stephanie directly. Steve coughed helplessly, reminding Sienna to regain her senses and let her know which side she was on. camp.

"cough!"

This sound brought Sienna back to her senses in an instant, but she looked at Stephanie aggrieved and helplessly as if she had been torn apart by her parents: "No, I still have to complete the task."

Although Sienna is like this, Stephanie still did not give up seducing Sienna. She is 170+ tall. She bent slightly and stared at Sienna: "Mission? What's the point of that? Elopement with my sister is not only fun but also Bonus."

Sienna didn't understand what she said, she blinked cutely: "Fulle?"

Steve couldn't listen anymore, and he interrupted Stephanie once again when she wanted to explain in detail.

"Are you in the game?"

The game broadcast replied quickly, as if it was watching the whole game.

[Player please speak. 】

Steve was speechless for a moment, but he continued: "Can the candidates for the princess and the warrior be swapped?"

【Can't. 】The game rejected it without hesitation

Steve's proposal.

This made Steve frowned: "Why?"

[The choice made by the game is the most suitable choice for the character, and no changes can be made. 】

Steve: "..." So, the best thing to do is that he is a princess? ? ?

Sienna, who was not in the state at first, burst into laughter when she heard this sentence. She took a closer look at Steve's attire. Although Steve's attire was also very scary, but with him who was blonde and blue-eyed, he still looked good. It was surprisingly harmonious, Sienna smiled at the thought of this.

"Actually, what the game said is correct. Steve is also very beautiful and fits the character very well, hahaha!"

Steve:

The struggle fails, and Steve has to accept his fate as a princess who needs to be rescued by a warrior.

[The preparation time is over. 】

Sienna and Stephanie took a step forward, reaching the starting line at the starting point.

Because the setting of the game is two warriors, in order to avoid unhealthy competition between the two warriors, the game has prepared two identical routes, not only the length of the journey but also the lack of sections that need to be climbed and jumped, as well as patrol soldiers and poisonous The positions and numbers of the mushrooms are exactly the same to ensure the fairness of the game.

Sienna: Where's the accidental conscience?

[The game is about to start! 】

The game broadcast fell, and the two rushed out directly.