Don't take my blame [comprehensive British and American]

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Bruce, what's the matter with you? New hobby?"

"Pfft, it suits you unexpectedly, Bruce."

"Pfft haha, Mr. Wayne didn't expect you to be so girlish."

"Cough, Bruce, you look good, poof."

Today, the conference room of the Justice League is no longer as dull as usual, but unexpectedly full of laughter, oh no, it's ridicule and ridicule.

Listening to the ridicule from everyone in the Justice League, Bruce, the protagonist, sat on the seat with his arms folded, looking indifferent, and he didn't even frown when faced with such words.

If he hadn't been forced to wear the little pink skirt and armor at this moment, and was forced to hold the fairy wand in his hand, he would have looked more serious and serious.

The atmosphere of the Justice League members who were going to have a meeting has completely collapsed, and they can't focus on discussing the business at all. Even if no one mentions this matter, everyone's attention can't help but focus on Bruce, who seems to be sitting upright, but is actually unconsciously acting cute. body.

Seeing that the meeting couldn't go on, Clark coughed lightly: "Cough, Bruce, what's going on with you?"

In fact, Clark wanted to ask Bruce why he kept wearing the armor in this pink dress, and still held the fairy wand in his hand like he couldn't put it down.

What's more, Bruce's serious expression and this cute armor have a weird contrast.

Bruce glanced at Clark. Although his tone was the same as usual, you could hear the mysterious grievance in it.

"What else can happen, that little girl did it."

Clark was stunned for a moment before realizing who the little girl he was talking about was. Clark knew her well, and he heard about her later, but he didn't expect her to tease Bruce like this.

The only people present were Bruce, Clark, Barry and Diana who knew who 'that little girl' was referring to.

"Huh? Without our knowing, Bruce actually met a girl behind our backs?" Aquaman Arthur Curry looked gruffly at Barry who understood instantly.

Barry approached the others in a low voice: "It's a girl that Mr. Wayne knows. Well, how should I put it, she's amazing. I heard that she was responsible for the monsters in Metropolis Gotham and New York."

"Wow." Neptune whistled, "It's amazing."

Barry was covering his mouth and laughing beside him, but he didn't expect Sienna to do this thing. Although he knew she was brave, he didn't expect that she would be so bold and dare to play tricks on Mr. Wayne. You must know that the entire Justice League He was the worst person to mess with, his gloomy eyes made people frightened, but they knew that he was a good man.

"Cough, Mr. Wayne, I have a question." Barry held back for a long time but still couldn't help it, and obediently raised his hand like a primary school student.

Bruce glanced at him, and Barry subconsciously shut his mouth, but couldn't bear the curiosity in his heart.

"I really only have one question, and I'll shut up after I ask it!"

"Say."

"Well, Mr. Wayne, is your fairy wand just for decoration?"

As soon as this sentence came out, several other members of the Justice League looked at Barry with the eyes of a warrior. Although they were also curious, they didn't expect Barry to actually ask.

But Bruce didn't understand what Barry meant.

"if not?"

Unexpectedly, Bruce didn't understand. He began to dance and gesture: "That's the kind, the kind that can spray out fireworks or special effects, and wave the sparkle."

Bruce: "Barry, come here, I'll let you feel the sparkle in front of you."

"Ha, ha, ha, no, no, I'll shut up!" After speaking, he hid behind Neptune, pretending that he didn't exist.

Clark will have gone further and further

Pulling the question back, he looked at Bruce's cute outfit and controlled the upward arc of his mouth.

"What did you do to make her do this to you?"

Clark didn't know the reason, but Diana next to him guessed the key all at once.

"I think she found out that Bruce is Batman? Cute little revenge for a girl, but Bruce, why don't you take it off? Do you like this outfit? If you really like it, I can give you some sets."

"Can't take it off."

Bruce looked up at her sullenly. It turned out that everyone thought he didn't want to take it off, but he couldn't take it off at all.

He thought back to that night, how it took Bruce a while to regain his language system after Sienna said that sentence that almost killed him.

"Sienna, don't make trouble, you didn't come with me? Did you see everything you need to see?" After Bruce realized that Sienna had played tricks on him, he knew that Sienna must have used it. How to sneak behind him.

So she must have seen the Batcave and the armor clearly.

Now come and play dumb with him.

"Huh? Don't talk nonsense, I didn't see anything, I just passed by here, your look is very unique." Sienna's voice was weak and the corners of her mouth raised uncontrollably.

"Sienna" Bruce's voice was even deeper and hoarse, with a strong warning in it. Fortunately, there is nothing important today, otherwise he would really have to fight criminals with his whole body.

It is estimated that if this is the case, all the headlines on the next day will become Batman crazy!

But Sienna couldn't be scared by Bruce's appearance at all, she looked at the time pretendingly: "Oh, it's so late, I have to go back, otherwise Ah Fu should be in a hurry, I'll go first, bye! "

After speaking, without waiting for Bruce to respond, he left invisibly again.

Seeing Sienna disappearing in place, Bruce was not in a hurry, he settled the matter in front of him first, and then settled with her after he got home.

Although Director Gordon who rushed over saw Bruce dressed as a little fairy, his expression shifted strangely, but with years of experience with him, Gordon knew it was better not to ask.

However, when Bruce returned home, he found that Sienna was not there, and Bruce's already ugly expression became darker.

"Ah Fu, where's Sienna?"

The old butler looked up and down Bruce's new attire, surprised for a moment, hooked the corners of his lips in the next second and quickly pressed down, he nodded in satisfaction: "Master Bruce's new armor is very nice, you are surprised It is suitable for such a vibrant color, you should try more, maybe yellow, red, orange, green are also suitable for you, oh of course, the helmet should not be green.”

Bruce rubbed his temples with a headache, and asked again speechlessly, with a deeper tone: "Ah Fu, where's Sienna?"

This time, the old butler didn't talk to him any more, and finally answered him: "Miss Sienna just said that she has to go back to New York temporarily. You know I can't stop her. It seems that Master Bruce's body is Miss Sienna's." A masterpiece? It's cute."

Bruce: "..."

After Sienna finished slipping away, Bruce tried to take off this terrifying armor, but found that he couldn't take it off at all, even the fairy wand in his hand couldn't be put down, as if it was stuck to his hand.

He also tried to destroy his own armor, but the surface of the armor seemed to have a protective film, which could not be destroyed at all.

Bruce tried for several days, and finally had no choice but to stay in this suit and not go out.

Seeing Bruce's miserable appearance, the old butler not only didn't sympathize with him, but even teased him more vigorously, and even said that he could consider this color in the future, taking advantage of him.

Bruce:? ? ?

No way, Bruce tried to contact that sin too.

The culprit, but what I didn't expect was that the culprit didn't reply to the message or answer the phone, completely ignoring him.

Bruce can't help it. He has no way to go out like this, and he can't contact her through others. After all, once he passes through others, his current state will be exposed.

Bruce's little ego couldn't take it.

However, he was exposed at the Justice League meeting, after all, he had to attend the Justice League meeting.

Upon hearing that it cannot be destroyed, Diana became interested: "Can I try it?"

Bruce nodded. Although Diana planned to forcibly destroy the armor, she could only control the strength because of Bruce's mortal body, but because of the control of strength, the armor did not respond, but almost shocked Bruce.

Everyone turned their attention to Clark again.

Clark took a step back: "If I looked, maybe Bruce would have seen the moment when he took off his armor."

Bruce: "..." You are so kind.

Finally, Bruce waved his hand and sighed helplessly: "Forget it, don't study any more, I'd better ask the culprit directly, maybe someone can contact him."

However, this is actually the last move in Bruce's mind.

Clark thought for a while, this is also a small grievance between the two of them, let them solve it by themselves, and with Sienna's character, she shouldn't do too much.

But this time, Clark thought too well of Sienna.

The culprit packed up his package the moment Bruce caught him, bid farewell to Ah Fu and fled.

And when Bruce's head was getting big because of his fairy costume, she was sleeping in the Avengers Building at this moment, holding her chubby and soft orange cat in her arms, completely ignoring all kinds of messages and missed calls on the phone.

In fact, from the day she came back, Bruce had been calling for several days in a row, but Sienna didn't answer any of them. Laugh out loud.

This made the Avengers think that Sienna went to Gotham and went crazy.

Although she promised not to do anything to Bruce, Batman didn't say he was Bruce, so she bullied Batman?

Anyway, with his current state, he couldn't come to New York to find her.

But she forgot. Although she couldn't be found, Bruce knew that she was in the Avengers Building. Was he afraid that he wouldn't be able to contact the Avengers?Although he doesn't really want to contact.

Sienna returned to New York at a very strange time, but Tony didn't think much about it. After all, Sienna had so many ghost ideas, who knew what she wanted to do.

Tony has been studying game-related issues. Although they decided to let Sienna complete the task to restore her memory first, there are still many hidden dangers and crises hidden in it.

"Sir, Mr. Wayne is calling."

The voice of artificial intelligence interrupted Tony's thinking, he waved his hand: "Hang up."

"Okay, sir."

But within a few minutes, the voice of artificial intelligence rang again: "Sir, it is still Mr. Wayne's call, do you still want to hang up?"

"hang up."

Several times in a row, Bruce kept calling, and Tony hung up reluctantly. Finally, Tony's thoughts were all interrupted, and he still kept the things in his hand on the table.

At this moment, Bruce's call came again.

"Sir, it is still"

Before the artificial intelligence could finish speaking, Tony interrupted him: "Go."

"Okay, sir."

The moment the phone was connected, Tony didn't wait for Bruce to speak, and opened his mouth first: "Wayne, I give you 30 seconds. If what you said doesn't interest me, you know that the consequences will be serious."

If ever

After Ni said so, Bruce always had to reply a few words, but today Bruce seemed a little abnormal, he paused for a few seconds before speaking.

"Stark, is Sienna with you?"

I didn't expect that Bruce's insistence on calling was actually for this matter, but this sentence did arouse Tony's interest. He suddenly thought that Sienna had always seen her phone ringing but didn't answer it in the past few days, and she still showed her innocence. A smug little expression.

It seems to have something to do with Bruce.

"So that's why you called so many times? Don't you have her contact information? Why don't you just call her?"

Bruce paused strangely on the phone, his tone a little helpless: "She didn't answer, and finally blocked me."

Tony raised his eyebrows when he heard that he was pulling black. He was even more curious about what Bruce had done to provoke Sienna like this. You must know that Sienna has a good temper, and he could tell that she also liked Bruce very much.

"What are you doing with Sienna?"

Bruce hesitated for a while and didn't say what it was: "Just give her the phone."

But the more Bruce hides like this, the more interested Tony is: "This is not okay, as a guardian, of course I will help her check, in case you say anything strange."

Bruce knew that Tony was playing a rogue, but what can he do, after all, there are people to ask for.

He had no choice but to think of a compromise: "Then ask her for me, when will she recover?"

However, just like this, Tony still didn't let Bruce go: "This is not okay. You have to explain the cause and effect clearly. If it is a very excessive thing, wouldn't it hurt our little mascot."

Bruce: "Stark, you have enough."

Tony has always liked to tease Bruce, so there is no reason not to seize such a good opportunity this time.

"I don't understand the meaning of enough is enough, I just know that if you don't say it, then I will hang up?"

"Stark!"

At this time Sienna just knocked on the door and walked in, just in time to hear Tony's agitated tone, and found that he was on the phone: "Tony, who are you calling, are you angry?"

Bruce on the other side of the phone naturally also heard Sienna's voice.

"Stark, give her the phone."

Tony shrugged and handed the phone to Sienna, but didn't say who was on the line.

Sienna had no doubt that he took it, and there was a test in her voice: "Hello?"

"It's me." Hearing Bruce's standard deep and hoarse voice, Sienna subconsciously wanted to hang up the phone, but was stopped by Bruce: "Don't hang up!"

Sienna hesitated and put the phone to her ear again: "Hey, Uncle Bruce, your voice is a little strange today."

The moment Sienna answered the phone, Tony had the artificial intelligence turn on the loudspeaker function, and the conversation between the two could be heard throughout the studio.

Bruce was a little helpless, Sienna was still there to get cheap and behaved: "Sienna, don't you already know?"

"Huh? What do I know? I don't know anything."

Bruce: "I'm Batman, okay?"

"Wow, really? Uncle Bruce is Batman? That's unbelievable."

Although Sienna's tone was very surprised, Tony could see clearly from the side, her expression was not surprised at all.

"When can I recover?"

Sienna was still playing dumb: "Huh? Recover what?"

Bruce knew that Tony must be eavesdropping on the other side, and he didn't want to say it, but Sienna refused to let him do so, and only asked him.

Bruce gritted his teeth, and his voice was a little vicious: "My pink skirt armor and fairy wand, when can I take it off or return to normal?"

After the voice fell, Bruce didn't wait for Sienna's reply, instead

And heard Tony burst out laughing.

Bruce: "..."

Seeing Bruce like this, Sienna was also happy, and there was a smile in her voice: "Oh, it turned out to be for this, don't worry, Uncle Bruce, it will automatically change back in a week, about three days away, Come on."

Bruce: "..."

"Actually, you look pretty good in this outfit. You are so energetic. It looks much better than the dark and gloomy black big bat. If you change it to a little fairy bat in the future, everyone won't be afraid of you."

Bruce: "..." Thank you.

Sienna, who was in a good mood after teasing Bruce, left Tony's studio. On the way back to the room, she walked out with steps that her six relatives did not recognize, but it didn't take long for her to be happy when Steve blocked the door.

"Sienna, I think we should talk."

Sienna turned and ran subconsciously, but was grabbed by the back of fate by Steve.

"..." It's really a turn of events.

Sienna's little one was picked up by Steve by the collar, and the short legs kept struggling in the air, but it was of no use to Steve.

Steve lifted Sienna up to him, with a gentle smile in his blue eyes: "Are you still running?"

Sienna shook her head obediently.

Steve asked again, "Would you like to talk to me then?"

Sienna nodded obediently again.

This well-behaved look made the smile in Steve's eyes even deeper, he bent down and put Sienna down, and glanced at her while putting her down: "You said you wouldn't run away, don't let me catch you back again. "

Hearing these words, Sienna retracted her little foot that was about to sneak away, and followed Steve step by step.

Obviously she can use various moves when facing Batman, but when she returns to New York to face Tony and Steve, they seem to be stupid.

Sienna thought about it in her heart. It should be that the big bat is too hateful, so bullying it is more fun.

Bruce Fairy Bat Wayne:

Steve took her to a conference room, and Sienna's heart trembled when she heard the door of the conference room close.

Steve, who had been paying attention to her, naturally didn't miss her expression.

"So afraid of me?"

Steve felt that the feeling of being scared for the first time was a bit strange. You must know that no matter it was 70 years ago or 70 years later, few people were afraid of him. Even if someone was afraid, they were more afraid. the fear of

Just like a mouse seeing a cat, she should be the first one.

Sienna looked at Steve, saw his gentle expression, and calmed down her violent heartbeat, thinking that this was not the first time talking to him, so there was nothing to be afraid of!Could it be that Steve can still beat her!

Thinking of this, Sienna became more courageous, and she sat down opposite Steve.

However, as soon as she sat down, she saw Steve raised his hand towards her, Sienna subconsciously dodged back and shrank her neck.

At this moment, both of them were stunned.

Steve looked at his hands, then at Sienna whose expression was frozen, a little bit dumbfounded: "You think I'm going to hit you?"

Sienna shook her head slightly, she knew that Steve would not hit her, but for some reason she subconsciously wanted to avoid it.

Steve was originally joking, but seeing this, he finally became serious.

He sat and leaned forward slightly, his eyes fixed on Sienna: "Sienna, although I don't know what you are afraid of, I will never hit you, remember?"

"I know!" Sienna hastily clarified, of course she did this, but

"Okay, let's talk, you've been avoiding me since you woke up, hey, don't interrupt me, I don't know if it's because of interrogating you earlier

, but you know, the situation at the time, you wouldn't say it if I didn't look like that. "

Sienna opened her mouth to refute, but after thinking that Steve was right, she closed her mouth again.

Steve continued: "In any case, the method you chose was the most harmful and the most likely to cause bad consequences." He paused, shook his head and sighed, "Although your previous The memories are all living as NC in the game, but you are in the real world now, you can’t mess around like that anymore, you will be 18 soon, you should understand these principles.”

Steve said this earnestly like an old grandfather. If Sienna had been absent-minded before, but now Sienna listened seriously, what Steve said was correct .

Sienna thought for a moment, she was already sitting on the chair and moved forward tentatively, getting closer to Steve.

He raised his head and smiled at him: "I know, I will definitely not do that again in the future, but Steve, you were really too fierce before, except for Uncle Bruce, you are the first one to be so fierce to me , and you two are not the same fierce."

Sienna became more and more aggrieved as she spoke, and finally looked at Steve with her small mouth aggrieved.

At first, he admitted his mistake well, but later it turned into complaining and acting like a baby. Steve smiled helplessly.

"If you don't do anything wrong, I won't kill you, understand?"

The two chatted in the conference room for more than ten minutes, and when they finally came out, Sienna was clingy and coquettish with Steve again like before.

Tony raised an eyebrow at how quickly Steve had Sienna done.

"Congratulations, you finally stopped playing eagle and chicken."

Steve: "Tony."

Suddenly, Tony thought of something, and he looked back at Sienna: "Sweetheart, how many bosses do you have to complete the mission?"

Being asked such a serious question all of a sudden, Sienna was stunned for a moment, and she recalled: "There are still two bosses left."

"I remember you said, besides me, who else??"

Sienna looked at Steve next to him: "I guess it should be Steve."

"So the last two people are me and the captain?"

Sienna nodded obediently.

"So next you're going to brush up the favorability of the two of us?"

"Yes!" Sienna nodded as a matter of course, completely unaware of Tony's sinister intentions.

Steve glanced at him, probably guessing what he meant, but didn't say anything.

Tony smiled lightly at the two of them, then patted Steve on the shoulder, raised an eyebrow at Sienna, his expression was full of anger.

"Sweetheart, then we'll just wait for you to please us!"