Don't take my blame [comprehensive British and American]

"Can the teleportation function be teleported within the city?"

"I'm afraid not, Miss Sienna."

"Then help me plan the fastest route home that avoids the cameras."

"Yes, Miss Sienna."

The voice of the artificial intelligence fell, and Sienna flew home along the route planned by the artificial intelligence.

From a distance, she saw that green shadow getting closer and closer, and the direction of its fall was her home.

Sienna accelerated her speed suddenly, but no matter how fast she was, she was not as fast as the free fall. Sienna arrived at the door of the house almost at the same time as the green shadow.

Seeing that it was about to hit the roof of her house, Sienna stretched out her hands, and the falling green shadow seemed to slow down a little with Sienna's movements, but even though it slowed down a lot, the impact was still great.

There was only a bang, and it smashed through the roof at noon and fell to the floor, forming a human-shaped pit.

Immediately after a sharp meow, Sienna's face changed and she rushed into the room.

A green figure fell to the ground, as if fainted, with blood stains all over his face, it looked like he was seriously injured.

The orange cat next to it huddled into a ball and licked its own little feet pitifully. The orange cat stretched its hind legs weakly.

Sienna's face immediately became gloomy. While she was picking up the orange cat, she tied the green figure with a rope that she bought from the mall that was getting closer and closer. Seeing this face, Sienna froze for a moment, Then he wrapped his whole body with abilities to ensure that he couldn't leave or use any abilities even if he was awake.

After doing this, Sienna lowered her head to check the orange cat's legs. It turned out that when the figure was hitting it, because it was too fat to dodge in time, it only had time to move forward, but the legs were still stretched. later.

Sienna:

Her little faces were pinched together, and she suddenly didn't want to care about this stupid cat.

But the cat I raised, I fed it so fat, what else can I do?

Sienna wrapped the orange cat's short legs with gauze, and held it in her arms until it stopped whimpering, before she had time to take care of the falling object next to it.

Suddenly she felt something was wrong, the room seemed to be chilly, and when she looked up, she saw the starry sky at night.

Sienna:

I just broke someone's roof today, and now the retribution is coming.

Sienna used her ability to control the fragments on the ground, and those fragments automatically floated into the air to patch up the big hole in the roof.

Sienna was relieved to have the roof back, she didn't want to sleep facing the sky for a while, it was too scary.

After sorting out everything, Sienna finally had time to study the culprit just now.

She squatted beside the man, looking at him carefully.

The man was dressed in green leather, and his legs seemed to be as tall as her whole body. The helmet next to him was rolled to the side because of the fall, and his black hair was stuck to the back of his head. His deep and three-dimensional facial features were snow-white. Skin, eyes closed due to coma, and long and curled eyelashes.

Sienna stared at him unblinkingly for a few minutes.

It turns out that this is the legendary evil god Loki, it's really useless to look so good-looking.

"Ludwig, is there anything in the mall that can seal his ability? I remember he is a god, right?"

"Please wait."

Sienna's ability can only trap him temporarily, but not necessarily when he wakes up.

Thinking of this, Sienna noticed that Loki's eyelashes trembled and his eyes opened slightly, but the artificial intelligence in her mind hadn't given her feedback. Sienna looked around anxiously, watching Loki's eyes slow down. Opening it slowly, Sienna subconsciously picked up the litter box next to it and smashed it directly on Loki's head.

bang—

Loki passed out again, with cat litter on his head.

"Oops, accidentally got too excited." Sienna stuck out her tongue, but her face was still full of sympathetic schadenfreude, thankfully there was no cat feces in the litter.

After she cleaned up the cat litter, the artificial intelligence in her mind finally appeared.

"I kept you waiting, Miss Sienna."

"It's all right, have you found it?"

"Yes, it was hidden in the deepest part of the game, and it took me some time to find it."

As the artificial intelligence spoke, it called up the mall interface. On the last page of the special props, a prop for the shackles of a bear child was exactly what Sienna needed.

"The shackles of a bear child?"

"Yes, that's it. Look at its explanation. It can seal all the moves of bears, including not limited to magic, mutant abilities, superpowers, etc. As long as they are bears, wearing this bracelet can subdue him Oh!" Sienna looked at Loki, who was lying next to him, as she listened to the artificial intelligence's cute electronic sound.

She thought of the information about Loki she had seen before, and it seemed that it was not surprising to describe him as a bear child.

As soon as she got nb ready, nc appeared in front of her by herself.

Maybe she can do both?

In this case, a hint of naughtiness flashed in Sienna's eyes.

She knew how to make him atone for hurting the little baby!

Loki's memory still stays in Asgard.

He remembered setting a trap in Asgard for his dear brother, Thor.

But for some reason, he suddenly lost his mana, and was directly hit by Thor with a hammer.

A portal appeared inexplicably below him, and was directly teleported from Asgard to Earth.

His last impression was of free fall on Earth.

So, where is he now?

Loki opened his eyes and saw a ceiling with a soft sofa under him.

He is more than 1.9 meters long and curled up in a sofa that is more than one meter long, which should make his whole body fall apart, but he is lying comfortably on the sofa, but Rocky didn't notice this abnormal.

Loki touched the wound on his body, it had been bandaged.

There was a malicious and mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, it seemed that some kind human being saved him.

Oh, earthlings, always so stupid!

After a while, as long as he is a gentleman and pretends to be pitiful, the pathetic sympathy of human beings will overflow and be at his mercy.

Now that he has come to Earth, it would be a pity not to meet his 'old friends'.

Just after he finished thinking this way, he heard the sound of pattering footsteps behind him.

"Oh, are you awake? How do you feel?" The girl's voice was sweet and soft, and Loki turned his head to see a little girl with black hair who looked underage, with the same green eyes as his, but with his The emeralds are different, and the girl's eyes seem to be covered with a layer of mist.

The moment he saw the girl, Loki relaxed his vigilance even more. You must know that girls of this age are most likely to be confused by skins. Although he disdains this, Loki has to admit that he is still very confident in his appearance.

Loki evoked a handsome smile that he thought he was a gentleman, and he could lower his voice, making his voice extremely magnetic.

"You saved me? Thank you so much, I feel better."

Once the words were out of his mouth, Loki felt something was wrong.

His deep and magnetic voice has now become extremely tender and crisp, it is obviously the voice of a girl.

He stretched out his hand and waved it in the air to turn into a mirror, but found that he couldn't feel his mana at all.

Loki could no longer maintain the appearance of a gentleman, his eyes became dangerous: "Who are you? What did you do to me?"

It is absolutely unforgivable for a mere human to dare to do such a thing to him!

But when he speaks in such a voice, there is no trace of deterrence, but it sounds a little arrogant.

Sienna was not frightened by Loki's eyes at all: "You must be very curious about how you look now!" She ran back to the room and handed Loki a mirror.

Loki maintained his gloomy eyes, and just as he stretched out his hand, he found that his originally slender fingers had become a bit shorter. Fortunately, they were still slender, but it was obviously a girl's hand.

He snatched the mirror away.

It was still his face that was reflected in the mirror, but his facial features were softened a lot, and he was clearly a proud girl at a glance.

Now he looks only sixteen or seventeen years old.

Rocky jumped off the sofa, and the field of vision that was originally more than 1.9 meters became 1.7 meters.

Moreover, his clothes have also changed into a young light green skirt, making Loki look youthful and energetic.

Oh, although Rocky has become 17 years old, he is still taller than Sienna.

Now he looks like a tsundere and haughty young lady.

Appreciating Loki's face change from the side, Sienna smiled and handed him a shovel.

"Here, you will be my little maid from today on. The first thing to do is to help my little baby shovel shit." Sienna pointed to the cat litter box next to them, and Sienna endured the cat litter box. He couldn't help but looked at the top of Loki's head again.

Loki:? ? ?

Loki was completely enraged, he strode forward and grabbed Sienna by the collar, but when she saw his movement, Sienna took a big step back and jumped directly onto the cabinet next to her, Loki caught a blank.

"Stupid human! Do you know who I am! What right do you have to control me!"

Sienna squatted on the cabinet, looked at Loki with some sympathy: "Oh? I don't think you hurt your brain, why don't you even know who you are?"

"Are you Loki? Evil God Loki."

Loki smiled contemptuously, he knew that no one would be afraid of his god status: "Since you know that I am a god, you"

But before he could finish, Sienna interrupted him again.

"But no matter who you are, you are my little maid now, you hurt my little baby, you need compensation."

After finishing speaking, Loki only felt something soft hit him under his feet, and then there were two meows.

Looking down, he saw a fat orange cat with indistinguishable head and limbs, stretched out its short cat paw and hit him.

"Bold and reckless human, do you think you can trap me?" Loki took a step forward as he spoke, as if about to transform.

But after waiting for a few seconds, nothing changed.

The air was quiet for a moment, and embarrassment permeated the surroundings.

The next second, Sienna's sweet and soft voice sounded: "Sorry, I'm really sleepy, if you don't want to be my maid like this all the time, then hurry up and work, maybe one day I will be happy I let you go."

"Little baby's cat feces stink, finally someone can help me shovel the feces, oh yes, after shoveling the feces, go to breakfast, for the sake of your injury, I brought you a copy of the breakfast, and I will have dinner from today You are in charge."

Loki: "..."

He secretly mobilized mana in his body, but he really couldn't use it at all, and in terms of combat power, he knew that this girl was not an ordinary girl with no power at all when he fought just now.

what to do?Could it be that he, an imposing evil god, wants to be this little girl's servant?And turned him into a woman!

Unforgivable!

Loki looked at the door, he couldn't fight, why not walk?

When he reached the gate, he stretched out his hand to open the door, but found that no matter how far away he was, he couldn't open the door.

But the moment he shot, Loki found a thin bracelet on his wrist.

Visible magical fluctuations on the bracelet.

Could it be this bracelet that sealed his mana?

Loki tried to take the bracelet off, but the bracelet seemed to be firmly on the skin, and it couldn't be taken off at all.

At this time, Sienna showed a small head from inside, and laughed when she saw his movements.

"I know you want to run, but it's useless. You can only stay in this house now. Unless you have my permission, you won't go out at all."

Since he couldn't leave, he wanted to see what the girl was capable of.Loki walked back into the room and sat on the sofa with his legs crossed. It was an ordinary sofa but he felt like he was sitting out of the throne.

Loki stretched his arms on the back of the sofa, raised his chin slightly, and his attitude instantly returned to normal from the rage just now. He looked at Sienna proudly: "You are not an ordinary human, who are you?"

Seeing Loki in this state, Sienna blinked. She walked out of the room, picked up the cat litter shovel that Loki had left aside, stuffed it into his hand, and then controlled the sofa, which stretched out Two shots, pushed him up, and pushed him to the side of the litter box.

"You are not some evil god now, you are just working to pay off debts, you hurt my little baby, how pitiful she is."

Loki glanced at the lazy fat cat next to him, and sneered.

The orange cat's hind legs were indeed wrapped in bandages, but what could it be, it was an honor to serve as a back for the noble evil god.

"It's okay if you don't let me go, but let me do this." Loki showed an extremely disgusted expression, "Don't even think about dirty things! Girl, you should worry about yourself, wait for me to recover my magic power"

"Then you recover." Sienna blinked and looked at him, as if she was still looking forward to it.

Loki: "..." He really has nothing to do now.

Suddenly Sienna let out an ah, and then looked at him with a smile: "Then how about I give you to the Avengers? Let them see what you look like now." Sienna nodded her chin, tilted her head, "Then I was telling them that you came to Earth to do bad things, oops, don't stare at me, you know my ability, I can do this."

"Heh, do you think the Avengers will believe you?"

"Hey? Don't believe me, just believe you? You can have 039 criminal record 039."

"..."

10 minute later.

Sienna stood behind Loki, watching him with a reluctant face but still squatting on the ground shoveling shit, feeling relieved.

The chubby orange cat lay at her feet, seeing the unskilled movements of the substitute excrement shoveler, it meowed in disgust.

The two people behind made Loki even more irritable, he squeezed the shovel fiercely, and when he recovered his mana, he must

"Goo—" There was a tantrum sound from his stomach, and the grim expression on Loki's face froze.

He didn't understand why he just lost his mana, and all the functions of his body became human?

The game is produced, there is no common sense!

"Oh, are you hungry? You can eat after shoveling shit." Sienna looked at the sandwiches in the kitchen and curled her lips in disgust, "Actually, I don't know how to cook, if it weren't for you , I always go out to eat in the morning, hi, I am so kind to you."

"..." Hehe, to be nice to me is to let me shovel shit?You are awesome.

Loki just turned his head and gave her a cold look, without answering her words.

After shoveling shit, Rocky felt that he was going to faint from hunger, so he picked up the sandwich and took a bite

It really wasn't tasty, much worse than the food in Asgard.

But now is not the time to think about the taste, Rocky can only control himself to look good while eating, so as not to gobble it up.

By the time Rocky finished eating, Sienna was packed and ready for school.

"Can you cook?" Look at

Sienna asked Loki with some hesitation.

Loki glanced at her like a fool: "I am a majestic evil god, how could I do such a thing."

Sienna was a little embarrassed, she couldn't leave him to do nothing, suddenly, Sienna looked at the next door, her eyes lit up, and thought of a good idea.

"Come with me, oops, don't think about running away after you go out, I think you smashed it down yesterday, someone should notice, or your good brother will come to the earth to find you, if you don't want to be caught by them Just be good."

"..."

Loki silently followed behind Sienna, looking at the girl's back, he gritted his teeth with hatred, this was simply the most humiliating time he had experienced in thousands of years!

But I have to admit that this girl has a point.

Compared with following this girl, he didn't want to fall into the hands of those Avengers.

Especially now that he is still like this

Sienna took Rocky to the next door, standing at the door and walking up and down.

"What are you doing?" Loki said suddenly, startling Sienna.

She looked back at Loki and then at the door, as if she had made up her mind, she took a deep breath and pressed the doorbell.

After dozens of seconds, Hannibal's deep voice came from inside.

"Which one?"

Hannibal's house has the same structure as Sienna's house, and there are visual intercoms at the entrances of both houses. From the screen at the entrance, Sienna can see that Hannibal's hair is slightly messy and he is wearing home clothes.

"Mr. Lecter, it's me!" Sienna waved her paw at Hannibal.

It seemed that he was surprised to see Sienna in the morning, and Hannibal was slightly taken aback: "Miss Clement? Wait a moment."

"OK."

Sienna and Rocky waited outside the door for five or six minutes, and when Rocky was impatient, Hannibal opened the door, and he changed from his home clothes to a white shirt.

He glanced at Loki, met his disdainful eyes, raised his eyebrows imperceptibly, and quickly averted his gaze: "What's the matter? Miss Clement."

"Mr. Lecter, do you have time today?"

"Oh, you're lucky, I happen to be on vacation today, what happened?" Hannibal could guess that his little neighbor's coming to him must have something to do with the boy next to him.

Sienna suddenly pushed Loki one step forward, clasped her hands together and looked at Hannibal pleadingly: "This is my little sister from far away, she said to help me make breakfast and dinner during this time, but she didn't I'm not good at cooking, can you teach her, please?"

As soon as these words came out, the two people in front of them were stunned.

Send an ogre to teach the evil god to cook.

Hmm, would love to have an idea.

For this matter, Loki was the first to disagree, but he didn't show his moody side. Instead, he licked the corners of his lips gracefully at Hannibal, and then leaned closer to Sienna's ear.

"Damn human, put away your stupid thoughts, I, Loki, will never cook for humans, nor will I learn to cook from humans!" Contrary to the elegant and polite appearance, his voice was full of He gritted his teeth.

Sienna ignored Loki's words, and just stretched out her hand to grab Loki's waist fiercely. Loki grinned subconsciously in pain, but quickly controlled his expression.

"Mr. Claret, is it okay? If it's too much trouble for you, forget it. I can buy her a cookbook. Even though he looks unreliable, he is actually very smart."

Hannibal saw the small movements of the two, he smiled, his voice was still low and gentle.

"Of course, I don't have anything to do when I'm on vacation. This lady, you can still chat with me."

Hearing that Hannibal agreed, Sienna's eyes lit up with joy, and the smile on her lips exaggerated a bit: "That's great, Mr. Lecter, you are really kind, then I'll go to school first , I will bother you after school at night."

"Okay, be careful on the road."

"I will."

Watching Sienna leave, only Hannibal and Loki looked at each other.

"Please come in." Hannibal turned sideways to let Loki enter.

But Loki still stood where he was, looked at Hannibal for a while, who had originally decided to leave, and changed his mind.

Lifting his feet to enter the room, Loki's actions didn't look like he was visiting someone else's house, but instead looked like he was inspecting.Where Hannibal couldn't see, Loki showed a malicious and interesting smile.

That bloody human neighbor was far more interesting than her.

Loki is not only the evil god, but also the god of lies. Even if he has no magic power, he is still best at disguising, so when facing people who are also disguising, he is always very sensitive and can see through it at a glance.

The man behind him looks like a perfect skin, but the inside is completely rotten.

He is extremely interested in this kind of human being.

Hannibal sat down on the single sofa, and stretched out a hand to Loki to signal him to sit down.

"My name is Hannibal Lecter, what should I call you?"

Loki didn't make any movements, but still stood there, looking down at him, then he bent down suddenly, his face moved closer to Hannibal, and looked closely at his scarlet pupils.

"Loki, son of Odin, god of deceit."

"Tear off your disguise, ants."