Don't take my blame [comprehensive British and American]

Sienna had some headaches when she first arrived in New York.

In Gotham, as long as you have money and strength, you can do anything.

But New York is different.

You can't do anything in New York without ID.

No way, Sienna forged an identity card, then mind-controlled the staff, and successfully became a New Yorker.

Then there is the issue of housing.

She left Gotham when she suddenly turned on the teleportation function while she was in a coma, and she didn't have time to notify Bruce.But just after she woke up, she received a text message from Bruce.

She turned down Bruce's offer to come to New York, but not his financial offer.

After all, who would say no to money delivered to their door?

Now Sienna can be regarded as a little rich woman.

Renting a nice house in New York is more than enough, but being a cheapskate, she doesn't want to spend money on such a place, after all, she still has an orange cat to raise.

The orange cat is no longer as good as it used to be for a while, and then loses its appetite for a while. I don’t know if it likes New York. Since leaving Gotham, the orange cat’s appetite has doubled again.

As a result, it became fat again. It was so fat that it had no neck, but now it looks like a ball from a distance.

After looking for more than half of New York, Sienna set her sights on a house that was obviously decorated, the price and location were good, but the price was very low and no one rented it.

She did some research and found out that it was said that more than ten years ago, this house was a famous haunted house. The people who lived in it either had accidents or were mentally ill.

Such a house is simply too much for her appetite.

However, despite the low price, Sienna was still not satisfied. She controlled the agency, changed the contract, and rented it at a low price.

Seeing the renovation inside, Sienna couldn't be happier.

In particular, there is a kind and gentlemanly gentleman next door, although he looks very distant, and Sienna can feel that he is a very dangerous person.

But what does that matter?

The point is, his cooking is invincible and delicious.

When he learned that someone was moving in next door, Hannibal knew his neighbor was not an ordinary person.

Hannibal was very aware of the rumors that the next door was haunted, but he wasn't worried.

Not sure who the real devil is, is it?

But he didn't expect that this unusual neighbor was actually a high school student.

Still a, gluttonous little neighbor.

"Miss Clement, have you had dinner yet?" Hannibal watched the little neighbor standing in a daze at the door from a distance, and his eyes lit up when he saw him.

After all, although this little girl is not quiet enough, she is still polite, not a character he hates.

The important thing is that he is a little curious.

"Yeah, I just got back from school and you haven't had dinner, Mr. Lecter?"

Sienna's expression and eyes completely exposed her inner thoughts, and Hannibal naturally would not refute her face.

"Yes, I'm about to prepare dinner, do you want to come together? Although it may take a little longer."

Hannibal's invitation made Sienna almost jump for joy. Since the last time she ate, she has always been obsessed with Hannibal's cooking skills. His skills are simply better than the high-end restaurants that Bruce took her to. , of course worse than the old butler, Ah Fu is the best!

"Can you? You are very kind, Mr. Lecter."

"Of course, you can go back and have a rest first, just come over later."

Sienna opened the door and saw the orange cat sitting obediently at the door, with a big face full of hunger, wanting to eat, why hasn't the shit shoveler come back.

"Wow, baby, you really should lose weight, I can't hold you anymore." He bent down and hugged the orange cat in his arms, just like hugging a shot put.

Hearing Sienna's words, the orange cat turned away from her very unhappy, and pushed her arm with the soft pad.

The arrogant appearance made Sienna smile and rolled her eyes: "Okay, it's not that I won't give you food, don't be angry, but it's a pity that you can't try Mr. Lecter's craft."

After feeding the orange cat, Sienna changed into a relatively loose and comfortable dress and knocked on Hannibal's door.

Even when Hannibal was at home, he just took off his suit jacket and wore a white shirt inside. The cuffs of the shirt were rolled up to the elbows, revealing his muscular and smooth forearms, and an apron was tied around his waist. There was also a little mess due to cooking, and a lock of hair hung on his forehead.

It looks a little heavier than usual.

The kitchen in Hannibal’s house is open. Sienna sat on a chair at the dining table and watched Hannibal make dinner with her hands on her chin. Every step seemed pleasing to the eye. All cuts are in the right place.

But Sienna was not in the mood to appreciate it, all she could think about was when she could have dinner.

Because of her height, her feet couldn't touch the ground, so she could only dangle in mid-air. Her short legs were tightly covered by the long dress, making her look even more like a child.

"Need my help, Mr. Lecter."

"No, I enjoy the process of making food more than eating." Hannibal looked up at Sienna, her expectant and fiery eyes stared at the meat in his hand, he smiled slightly, "From processing From cooking to savoring the process, it’s like the hunter always enjoys the process of hunting, not the moment of killing the prey, isn’t it wonderful?”

Hannibal didn't quite understand what Sienna said, she tilted her head: "However, the moment of tasting delicious food is also very happy. I prefer eating, the feeling of happiness when I am full."

"Maybe, after you try it once, you will understand."

Hannibal brought the prepared food to the table one by one. He always preferred silver for tableware, and ceramic plates for dinner plates. Even the tablecloths were carefully selected.

His dinner is usually paired with some red wine, but this time the person who came to Cengfan was a minor, and her treatment was only ordinary fruit juice.

"Can't I really taste it?" Sienna looked at the red wine in Hannibal's glass eagerly, knowing that she hadn't tasted alcohol, so many people like to drink it, it must taste good.

"You are still underage, red wine can wait until you are an adult before trying it."

"Okay." Sienna pursed her mouth a little aggrieved, and looked at the glass of red wine with deer eyes reluctantly.

If it had been Bruce, he might have given Sienna a taste, but now she was facing Hannibal.

Facing Sienna's pitiful eyes, he remained indifferent.

Sienna, who didn't drink red wine, was only momentarily unhappy, and her attention was quickly diverted by the rich dishes.

Appetizers, main meals, and desserts, all of which are perfect.

Hannibal didn't have much desire to eat, he just watched Sienna, who was a small person, wiped out all the dishes on the table, even the dessert at the end.

"Wow, it's really delicious, thank you, Mr. Lecter." Sienna rubbed her bulging belly with a satisfied face.

Facing the little girl's admiration, Hannibal just smiled reservedly. He wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully with a folded napkin, crossed his hands on the table, and looked at Sienna with deep dark red eyes.

"Now, let's talk about you."

"Huh? Me?" Sienna blinked in confusion.

"Yes, you seem to have something on your mind. You know my occupation. Maybe I can analyze it for you or make some suggestions."

Hannibal, as an expert in psychology, for the human

All kinds of micro-expressions and micro-movements can be said to be familiar by heart. This girl has the intuition of a small animal, and she can see through emotions at a glance.

Although Sienna ate happily, it was not difficult to see that she was worried, and her little face was wrinkled together.

"Ah..." Sienna hesitated, Hannibal was not as familiar as the friend she met while surfing the Internet, and Hannibal gave her a very dangerous feeling, she was willing to come for dinner Yes, but say your own thing...

Seeing that Sienna was on guard, Hannibal didn't care, he picked up the wine glass next to him and shook it, the red wine left marks on the side of the glass.

After a few seconds of mental struggle, Sienna decided to speak out, anyway, as long as she blurred the game, it would be fine to simply talk about it.

"Mr. Lecter, you are really amazing. There is one thing I have to do, but the process of that matter is very troublesome. I have an idea to shorten the process, but I went to verify it today, but it didn't work." The results I expected appeared, and I don’t know if I was wrong.”

After speaking, Sienna looked up at Hannibal expectantly.

Hannibal looked at Sienna for two seconds, as if thinking and studying her.

"Have you always done this yourself?" Hannibal didn't answer, but raised a question.

"Huh?" Sienna didn't understand, if she didn't do it herself, why would someone else do it?You can't let other people know about the game?

Seeing Sienna's expression, Hannibal knew she didn't hear him, so he explained it in more detail.

"Have you ever thought about doing this from a different angle? Or a different identity," Hannibal paused before continuing, "Let me give you an example. For example, a hunter wants to hunt a wolf. However, he could not kill about ten wolves with his own ability, so he risked his life to lure a tiger over. No, with the gun in his hands, there is hope for killing a tiger."

"So, there are some things that you don't have to do in person, whether it's from a different angle or a different identity, or...with the help of other people to complete this matter, it may achieve the desired purpose."

After the two finished their dinner and chatted, Hannibal sent Sienna to the door of the house. After returning, he stood by the window and looked at the lit lights next door. The patterned smile on the corner of his mouth widened a little. The excitement I felt traveled down my spine and all over my body.

"Let me see how far you can go."

......

On the streets of New York, it's not surprising to see anything.

Do you exclaim when you see red and gold armor flying by?

Yes, because of excitement.

Do you scream in fright when you see a figure in a red fancy dress flying by?

No, because I see you every day.

When you see people wearing American flag costumes and holding shields passing by on the street, do you feel disgusted and avoid them?

No, I will rush to ask for an autograph.

Would you be startled to see a man in red cloaked medieval attire flying by with a hammer in his hand?

No, because I can't see clearly.

Today's good neighbors in New York are still doing their best to be good neighbors, and the red figure swings around in the sky of New York.

Many tourists who came to New York couldn't help taking out their mobile phones to take a picture when they saw him, and then posted it on Twitter or ins.

However, no one noticed a young boy on the road, wearing a baseball cap with the brim pulled down, but when he turned around, he could see that his appearance was very delicate and beautiful, as well as those beautiful eyes , if the face is not blocked by the brim of the hat, it will definitely be noticed by the people around.

He looked up at the top of his head from time to time, and his eyes moved with the red figure in midair.

He stood on the original plan and thought for a while, predicting the route that the red figure would pass, and then rushed in front of the red figure in a similar direction.

To a remote place, stopped.

This boy is Sienna who has been disguised. Now she can't see the original shadow in terms of appearance, height or body shape. The only similarity is that this boy is also exquisite and cute.

This is Sienna's deeper understanding and control over her abilities after this upgrade.

After chatting with Hannibal and netizens last time, she made a detailed plan, and now she is ready to implement the first item.

After waiting for a minute, he saw a red figure swinging towards him not far away, pulling the spider's silk.

Just when he passed the top of Sienna's head, the spider silk broke suddenly, and Spider-Man suddenly lost his balance and fell down. He fired spider silk again during the fall, but no matter how much he fired, the spider silk always It will be cut off halfway, and he has no choice but to watch himself fall freely.

Sienna calculated where Spider-Man fell, and the moment he fell, Sienna moved under him, pretending to be hit, and fell to the ground with an ah.

Falling from this height is no problem for Spider-Man's mutated body.

But if it hits an ordinary person, it is very dangerous.

"Ah! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Are you okay? Are you hurt?" Spiderman panicked and wanted to help the person he hit, but for some reason, the person was very heavy. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pull him.

'Do you want to lose money?But what if I have no money? '

'If I ask Aunt Mei to borrow money, she will definitely ask me why, but what should I do if I don't want to lie? '

'When I fell, I obviously didn't see anyone, so why did I still hit someone? '

Spider-Man waited for a long time and the man still didn't respond. He suddenly had a bad feeling, could it be that he smashed this man to death?

Spiderman's heartbeat soared instantly, and he stretched out his trembling hand to feel the breath of the person who fell on the ground.

At this moment, Sienna bounced up suddenly, and before Spider-Man could react, she controlled the spider silk that had just been scattered on the ground, tied him up tightly, and then hung him on the electric pole next to him.

And Spiderman seemed to be completely unaware of his situation. Seeing Sienna move freely, he was relieved: "Ah! It's great that you are fine, I really didn't mean it, and I don't know Why is the spider silk suddenly out of control, hey?"

Having said that, Spider-Man suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Why did you tie me up?" He twisted his body but couldn't break free from the shackles of the spider silk. "It turns out that being trapped by spider silk feels like this. Ah, I suddenly understand those people who are trapped by me."

"Why did you suddenly appear below? I obviously didn't see you."

"Are you really not hurt? Do you want me to take you to the hospital?"

"Are you trapping me because you're angry?"

"Sorry, I really didn't mean to."

Spider-Man talks a lot...

But the more he is like this, Sienna is still a little bit soft-hearted. If she speaks coldly to her like Batman, she may do it without even thinking about it, but she keeps apologizing when facing Spiderman being tied up by her like this. ...Suddenly I couldn't do anything.

Sienna: I must be getting too comfortable lately, making me soft!

In the end, Sienna still didn't do anything, and turned around and left without paying attention to Spider-Man who was still chattering behind. After all, that was the point.

Sienna recorded the whole process just now, and she asked the artificial intelligence to edit it a little bit, and then posted it on Twitter.

Twitter is her newly registered account called Please Hate Me.

This is her Twitter account specially prepared for superheroes, and this Vlog was topped within minutes after it was released.

'Hahahaha, I have long disliked him, well done! '

'for

Why did you do this to him!He helped us a lot and should not be treated like this, you are the one who needs to be punished! '

'If I find out who you are, I will definitely avenge Spider-Man! '

'Don't be afraid, I support you!Humans don't need these so-called superheroes! '

'Am I the only one who notices how good-looking bloggers are? '

'You are not alone. '

'I noticed that too. '

'Ah, beautiful little brother, come to my sister! '

In an instant, Sienna directly became popular on Twitter. Looking at these comments, Sienna was very happy. Spider-Man must be very angry if the ugly video was posted on the social network.

She felt that she really lived the life of an ancient person in Gotham before. Knowing that there are so many fun ways to increase hatred, she doesn't have to fight Batman and the Joker every day.

After Sienna left, Spider-Man was tied up like this for an hour, and he was not released until the spider silk automatically dissolved. He didn't take it to heart and continued to be in front of his good neighbor in New York.

But I don't know why, when he helps others, he always sees someone pointing at him.

Has he been upgraded from a good neighbor in New York to a good hero in New York?

Thinking of this, Spider-Man's face inside the mask couldn't help but blush, the thought was really a bit shy.

Spider-Man, who thought this would end like this, found that he was too simple.

Today when he went out, the spider silk failed and hit a boy. He was hanged for an hour.

When he flew over the next day, he accidentally touched a flower pot on the roof and hit a middle-aged woman. He was forced to stand on top of the flower pot for three hours.

On the third day, he accidentally injured a child when he was catching the robber. He didn't know why he was stuck with the robber, and even the police car couldn't separate them.

On the fourth day he...

In just a week, Spider-Man has figured out what's going on.

He is... being touched by someone, right?

And he found that every time he was touched, someone made a Vlog and posted it on Twitter, which means that all of these were done by one person.

Peter's immature face was rarely serious. He didn't help others after school, but went straight home and went into the room.

May Parker only saw her nephew come back and swish back to the room. She shouted upstairs: "Peter, aren't you going to eat dinner?"

"Don't eat!"

Hearing Peter's response, Mei shook her head helplessly: "This kid, what are you doing every day..."

Peter, who got back into the room, turned on the computer and began to check the IP of the tweet.

Although he is only a high school student, he has long been very proficient in these techniques, including his spider silk launcher, which he made by himself.

The hand on the bed suddenly rang.

"Hey Kid, know what I'm going to ask?" It was Tony's voice.

"Yes, I can handle it, Mr. Stark."

Peter didn't want to depend on Tony all the time. Uncle Ben told him before that 'with great power comes great responsibility'. He should shoulder his own responsibilities instead of relying on others blindly.

Hearing Peter's answer, Tony naturally chose to believe him. Although he called him a child, he knew that Peter could already be on his own.

"Well, you know, you can contact me anytime if you have any questions."

"I understand, thank you Mr. Stark."

Although Peter refused Tony's help, Tony still checked the IPs that released those Vlogs.

When he found out, his caramel eyes widened.

On the other side, although Peter was a step slower, he also found out.

"Avengers Building??"

The source of the Twitter account that released the Vlog is actually the Avengers Building? ?

Tony couldn't help but think of the part-time work of artificial intelligence before.

"Old partner? Are you still doing that part-time job?"

After a few seconds, the artificial intelligence's elegant British voice sounded: "Yes, Mr. Stark."

"I remember you saying she was a little girl? Is she in New York now?"

"..." There was silence in the air for a few minutes, "Sorry Mr. Stark, I can't say anything about her. A month ago, she forcibly modified my data and divided me into two parts. We data is not shared."

Tony's expression gradually became serious. In any case, the source of artificial intelligence is still in his Avengers Building, so the person who played tricks on Peter is likely to be the same person who forcibly took away the artificial intelligence.

But now there is only one known information about this.

That is, she is a girl.

But why did a boy appear in the video.

Sienna didn't know that she had been targeted as soon as she started making trouble. She only knew that she was getting more and more popular on Twitter, but she had no experience at all.

She had to change to a more direct and effective method.