Don't take my blame [comprehensive British and American]

"Ah, it's so comfortable. I finally understand why Japanese people like to soak in hot springs so much."

"Yeah, so many people go to Japan to soak in hot springs every year, and they are really good at enjoying it."

"Kid, why are you always looking over there? Could it be..."

"I'm not, I'm not..."

"Are you curious about what the lady looks like? Do you want me to accompany you on an expedition?"

Although this hot spring hotel is very inconspicuous on the surface, it has a hidden hole inside. The whole hot spring hotel is composed of the accommodation area, the hot spring area and a small garden. The accommodation area is where Sienna and the others appear. Every room They are all standard Japanese-style tatami rooms, walking out from the accommodation area to a small garden and outdoor hot springs.

The outdoor hot springs are divided into men's and women's baths. Although they are separated, they are actually separated by a wall. As long as you speak loudly, you can hear them from the opposite side. But for the Avengers, you can hear the voices from the opposite side even if you don't need to speak loudly. Clearly.

Compared to the bustling six people soaking in the hot spring on the men's side, there are only three people on the women's side, which seems a bit deserted.

Because of this, they could hear the noisy voice of the man more clearly.

Hearing that Barton wanted to spoil Peter, Natasha rolled her eyes, and she said loudly: "Hey, men, if you are really curious, I don't mind if we hang out together."

Wanda also laughed a few times, fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "I don't mind either."

Sienna buried her whole body in the hot spring, leaving only a small nose and a pair of big eyes, and a square towel on her head. Hearing what Natasha and Wanda said, she also wanted to participate , but forgot that his mouth was still buried in the water, and bubbles popped out of his mouth when he opened his mouth.

And Peter just wanted to look there in a daze, but he didn't expect to be misunderstood by Barton. Hearing what Natasha and Wanda said, Peter's face flushed instantly because of the bubbles, and he subconsciously stood up. Woke up, forgetting that Natasha and the others couldn't see at all, he waved his hands quickly, his voice stuttering: "I, I didn't mean that, don't get me wrong!"

Peter forgot that they were naked in the hot springs, and he stood up like this, exposing everything in front of everyone.

"Tsk tsk, Peter is young, but he is well developed."

"Wow, that's really good."

Hearing Tony's teasing, his blushing face subconsciously covered his important parts and sat back in the hot spring again. He felt that his face was hotter than the hot spring.

Originally, Steve didn't join the ranks of teasing Peter, but he couldn't help seeing his shy and panicked look. He looked at Peter with a smile: "Haha, we can use Peter's face to cook a hot spring egg .”

"team leader!!"

"Wow, our captain has also learned badly." Tony quickly changed the topic to Steve and started a new round of teasing.

Listening to the increasingly naive conversations next to her, Natasha really couldn't listen. She looked at Sienna next to her: "Boys are naive, but they are scarier than us. Sienna shouldn't learn from them. Broken, you know?"

Natasha's already slightly hoarse voice was hazy because of the heat, as if she was breathing in her ears, and it sounded like her ears were itching.

She rubbed her ears subconsciously, and nodded her head a little: "Well, I see, but what were they talking about just now?"

Natasha and Wanda looked at each other, and the smiles in their eyes were very obvious. Their eyes were bent, thinking that Sienna was about the same age as Peter. Although Peter looked pure, he knew a lot. After all, boys of this age like to discuss these things, and Sienna has no friends of the same age. The only friends are them... people with special occupations, so it is better to know this aspect Less, but it's better not to destroy her innocence.

After all... fun.

Suddenly, Wanda thought of him

What happened before they entered the dungeon: "Sienna, what did Ancient One want to do to you just now? Why did we suddenly enter the dungeon?"

Sienna also shook her head in a daze: "I don't know, Gu Yi's action really seemed to hit me, I was so scared that I closed my eyes."

"Natasha, do you know?" Wanda turned to look at Natasha.

Natasha thought for two seconds before slowly nodding: "If I'm not mistaken, Gu Yi's action just now is to push out your soul."

"Me, my soul?" Sienna blinked blankly, which made it sound more terrifying, "Then, am I dead after pushing out the soul?"

Natasha smiled, and stretched out her hand to pinch her cheek: "No, don't think it's so scary, Gu Yi's ability is great, after pushing out your soul, I can see the most real you, I think Whether you are a human or a data, you can see it after you shoot out your soul."

Not only Sienna, but even Wanda heard this talk for the first time. Both of them opened their eyes in amazement like children being teased by adults saying magical words.

"Wow, it's amazing!"

"But does this method really work?"

Natasha shook her head: "I don't know, I think, even Gu Yi doesn't know, but you have heard what she said just now, she is still very confident in her reasoning."

"But if it's all done by me, what is my purpose? Why do I do this? And if you want to do something, you can do it in the parallel world, why come to this spoof world?" Sienna didn't quite understand.

"This will have to wait for you to recover your memory, and then ask yourself." Natasha looked at Sienna's flushed face, and nodded her forehead.

"Hey, so we still have to complete the task." Sienna buried herself in the water again, spitting bubbles like a goldfish.

The lady is chatting here, and the man is also chatting about something. A few people seem to really regard this place as a vacation, forgetting that they are in the dungeon at this time, and this dungeon is not as clear as before. However, The more ambiguous the task, the more dangerous it is.

"Boys, let's find something to eat first, you continue." The hot spring is not suitable for soaking for too long, and Natasha saw Sienna starting to feel dizzy, so she pulled her away.

Hearing Natasha's shout, Tony and the others came out even if they wanted to hang out for a while. Although Natasha and Wanda were very strong, they were not at ease to let the three ladies stay in this strange environment. explore.

"Wait a minute, we're going out too."

After leaving the hot spring, Sienna, Natasha and Wanda were wearing pink bathrobes, while the men wore dark blue bathrobes. Because they had just taken a bath, their hair was lying on their foreheads very docilely. There was a healthy flush on his face, and Strange's originally tense expression was softened by soaking in the hot spring.

Sienna couldn't help but take a look at Steve's beautiful face. The fluffy blond hair didn't seem to make him look bad at all, but made him even more handsome. Peter's curly hair is not as naughty as usual at the moment Instead, he was obediently lying on his forehead. His rosy cheeks and wet brown eyes made him look even more obedient.

Sienna stared at Peter for a few seconds and couldn't help laughing.

Tony saw her eyes just now, and Tony raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter? Did you think of something interesting?"

Sienna hesitated for a moment, covered her mouth with her little hand and couldn't help laughing again: "Peter looks like a puppy, hahaha!"

It was obviously a joke, but Peter saw that Sienna's fair little face was pink, her gray-green eyes were misty, her black hair was combed into a nice bun by Natasha, and two strands hung down on both sides of her cheeks. The slightly curly hair, paired with the exotic bathrobe, is very good-looking. I don't know why Peter couldn't help but blush.

His reaction was seen by everyone, and Barton, who deserved a beating, blew a whistle, but he didn't say anything.

Dr. Banner smiled gratifiedly like an old father, while Tony and Steve

But they seemed a little surprised, but they didn't think much about it, after all, Peter was that character.

A group of people found the kitchen according to the hotel map they had found before, but they were all dumbfounded when they saw the very Japanese-style ingredients.

After all, they don't even know how to make American-style ingredients, let alone Japanese-style ingredients.

Several people lived together, and they were very clear about each other's culinary skills. They all looked at Strange who was not living with them.

Strange understood what they meant, he raised his eyebrows, stretched out his beautiful hands with slender fingers and knuckles, and waved them around before everyone's eyes.

"Do you think my surgical hands can cook?"

"..."

Obviously, now that the Avengers are in the greatest crisis in history, they may be starving to death in the copy.

"What should we do now?" Several people looked at each other, Peter's stomach growled, and he clutched his stomach in embarrassment.

"So, let's try."

With the idea of ​​breaking monsters, they took out all the ingredients and tools, imagining the Japanese food they had eaten before.

"I remember Japanese sushi is a rice ball with a piece of sashimi. It looks very good. Let's try it!"

"Wow! Sounds very confident."

"We believe in you!"

In the end, everyone pushed out Natasha who had been an undercover agent in Japan. After all, Natasha also understands Japanese. Since she understands Japanese, she should know how to cook Japanese too!

Everyone didn't have the slightest doubt about such divine logic, only Strange turned and left the kitchen seeing their unreliable appearance.

Go back and find some useful materials in the hotel.

When Strange came back, the kitchen was already unsightly. Not only the ingredients but also the tools were scattered all over the place, as if it had been robbed.

The Avengers grimaced.

"I seem to have found something useful to write about."

Everyone turned their heads when they heard the voice, and saw Strange leaning against the door and looking at them as if they were mentally retarded.

"What did you find?"

"I found a study room with a lot of magazines and videotapes in it. Maybe the owner here likes cooking, and there are some videotapes about cooking? We can try our luck."

Although I know the chances are slim, but right now this is the only way.

Everyone went to the study room that Strange mentioned, there was indeed a shelf full of video tapes in it, and there was an old TV in the middle of the study room.

Tony curled his lips in disgust: "Tsk, this is too backward. If Friday is here, I must upgrade it first."

"Don't pick and choose, if you don't want to eat only white rice, you should look for it."

Everyone searched around and found that the video tapes were basically all kinds of movies or the daily life recorded by the hotel owner, and none of them were about cooking.

"Ah, sure enough, what should we do? Do we really want to eat only white rice?"

"But what about white rice? Do you know?"

"I do not know."

"..."

Suddenly, Sienna spoke weakly in the corner: "Come and see, I found a video tape with no name written on it. Let's take a look? Is this thing useful?"

Tony took the videotape and looked at it, and it was blank, but the videotape was obviously very old, and it looked like it had been around for some years.

"Okay, let's take a look."

After studying for a long time, they put the video tape in, and the old TV made a buzzing sound, and the screen of snowflakes flickered for a while, and then the TV screen suddenly went black.

"bad?"

As soon as the voice finished speaking, a woman in white clothes and black hair appeared on the TV.