Primary school scum

When he returned to the classroom, Lou Heng's mood had already returned to calm, and his eyes were calm and unwavering.

The summer is extremely hot, and the classroom crowded with dozens of people is extremely hot. Such weather undoubtedly makes people more irritable.

The big fan hummed, as if playing a hypnotic song, but the wind it blew was just a drop in the bucket for the students.

This class is a Chinese class. Compared with Mr. Xu, the head teacher of the Mediterranean chanting class, the Chinese teacher is not in vain.

The Chinese teacher is a veteran teacher who is nearly fifty years old and speaks a substandard Mandarin.Xu Shi is getting old, her lecture style is gentle and long, and her speech speed is extremely slow. It can be summed up in four words: boring.

The sound of the fan turning and the sound of cicadas outside the window complement each other, coupled with the extremely long-drawn-out tone of the Chinese teacher, it is particularly hypnotic.

In less than 15 minutes, a quarter of the students in the classroom had fallen. It can be said that he became famous in one fell swoop and directly broke the record of Mr. Xu.

Lou Heng, who was sleepless all night last night, slept in the dark, and didn't hear a word.

The Chinese teacher frowned, revealing the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes.After scanning around with her stern gaze, she fixed on Lou Heng.

She looked down at the roster and said, "Lou Heng, please memorize the second paragraph."

When there was no response, the Chinese teacher was in a hurry, walked over quickly, and knocked heavily on his desk.

"Lou Heng!" Although she was old, the loud voice she yelled was still full of energy and refreshed.

Instantly awake, Lou Heng opened his eyes, stood up, glanced down at his unopened textbook, and asked lightly, "Which one?"

After decades of teaching, the Chinese teacher has seen all kinds of students, and Lou Heng is not the most irritating one.

Asked by him, the Chinese teacher forcibly suppressed his anger, then turned around and said, "Chen Cai, which one do you tell him!"

Chen Cai replied: "Chibi Fu, memorize the second paragraph."

After a pause, Lou Heng lowered his eyes and began to recite.

"So it's very fun to drink wine, and I sing it on the side of the boat. The song says: "Osmanthus and orchid oars, hit the sky and trace the streamer; dim and linger, look at the beauty and look at the sky..."

His deep voice is full of magnetism, like wine that has been brewing for many years, slowly flowing out of his thin lips, uttering sentences of ancient Chinese.

The noise in the classroom stopped for a moment, and the eyes of the girls all focused on Lou Heng, listening to his melodious voice.

Halfway through the recitation, Lou Heng suddenly felt tired and yawned several times in succession, and his voice also stopped.

The recitation stopped abruptly, and Ouyang raised his head and looked at him worriedly, with an anxious expression on his face and a pair of dark eyes rolling around.

That's right, Ou Xiaoxiaozai had never heard Lou Heng recite before, so he thought that his recitation was not solid, and forgot the next content.

Based on the relationship between upper and lower bunk beds, and in order to develop the friendship between roommates, he thought about it and decided to help him.

Ouyang sneaked a sideways glance at the teacher, and while she was turning her back, she quietly pulled down the textbook and stuffed it into Lou Heng's desk.

Noticing his small movements but not knowing what they meant, Lou Heng lowered his head and looked at him puzzled.

Ouyang made all kinds of gestures, and after hinting a lot, seeing that the other party still didn't understand, his brows knit together.

The Chinese teacher had already walked back to the podium, staring at Lou Heng, waiting for him to continue reciting.

Suddenly his eyes lit up, he took out a small book, and wrote a line of big characters on it: There is a player who plays the hole flute, and he can make peace with it by singing.

Ouyang reached out, poked his arm, and directed his gaze to himself.

Turning his head to the side, Lou Heng understood instantly, slightly hooked his lips, met Ouyang's encouraging eyes, and nodded.

In order to live up to the kindness of the little lower bunk and his hints, he lowered his eyes and began to recite again.

The recitation was exceptionally smooth, but Lou Heng stumbled on purpose, but finally, with Ouyang's "help", he finished reciting this passage.

The Chinese teacher tapped the table, pondered, and said, "It's okay, but not proficient enough. Sit down and go back and practice more."

Sitting down, Lou Heng turned his head and took a deep look at Ouyang.And the latter blinked, his brows and eyes were full of the cat's little pride after cheating.

The obedient student, Ouyang, is young after all, and has a bit of fun in mind.

......

At the end of the evening self-study, when I returned to the dormitory, Lou Heng was still nowhere to be seen.

Just as Ouyang was packing his things, he came back dripping with sweat.

Beads of sweat dripped down, Lou Heng casually lifted up his shirt, flipped it up, and the cool breeze blew past, which relieved the heat slightly.

Because of his feat in the morning, Ouyang automatically assumes that he and the upper bunk have developed a good roommate friendship, so...

He stared straight at Lou Heng's abdominal muscles with wide eyes.

When Lou Heng noticed, Ouyang raised his head, smiled brightly, and murmured enviously: "I want it too."

Taking a few steps forward, Lou Heng's lips curved slightly, and he deliberately seductively said, "Do you want it? I have a way for you to develop your abdominal muscles."

That tone was vividly like a trafficker who abducted children, but someone didn't know it.

Of course, Ouyang, whose IQ is lower than the average level, could not detect his tone, and fell into the trap obediently.

Hearing these words, he suddenly raised his head, his clear eyes were full of begging, and said, "Teach me, please?"

Maybe it's due to his personality, or maybe it's because of his family's education since he was a child. Ouyang's tone of voice has always been gentle and soft, and his clear and melodious youthful voice has gained him great popularity.

Going closer for half a meter, Lou Heng couldn't help but shake his head when he looked into those extremely clear eyes.

He straightened his expression and said seriously: "Give me all your biscuits and snacks in the future, and I will teach you."

All the little cookies and treats?Then he won't have to eat anymore!

Ouyang pursed his lips, imagining a future without snacks, with a tangled look on his face.

However, he also wanted to have small abs.

Raising his head, Ouyang's eyes wavered, staring at the neat row of abdominal muscles in front of him, and glanced reluctantly several times.

Taking a series of changes in the expression of the person in front of him into his eyes, Lou Heng lowered his eyes, with a deep smile that couldn't be melted away.

He opened his mouth and took the opportunity to relax the conditions.Slowly said: "As long as you don't give the snacks to others, you can keep one for yourself and eat secretly. Do you agree to this deal?"

Sure enough, Ouyang's eyes lit up immediately, he kept nodding his head, and replied, "Okay!"

If Lou Heng is willing to change his career to become a human trafficker, with his face and lowered voice, his performance will definitely skyrocket.

Seeing that he was about to succeed, another person was killed halfway.

"No!" A voice suddenly sounded from behind them, Yang You rushed forward, pulled Ouyang past him righteously, and stared at Lou Heng vigilantly.

He turned his head, knocked his friend on the head resentfully, and persuaded him: "Ouyang, he just wants to lie to you about the biscuits, so he can't agree."

"Evidence?" With a low chuckle, Lou Heng glanced at him coldly and said.

"I don't have any!" Looking up, Yang You responded to his words with disdain, and then provocatively said: "What kind of skill is bullying Ouyang, do you dare to go out with me to practice?"

"Okay." Lou Heng watched him hold Ouyang's hand, and replied.

So, Ouyang, who was still in a dazed stage, watched the two roommates make an appointment and left the dormitory.

When he reacted, the figures of the two had disappeared, and he hurriedly shouted: "You can't fight!"

Chen Cai stood on the sidelines for a long time, his eyes half-closed under the black-rimmed glasses, and seeing the two leave, he put the book in his hand on the bedside and got out of bed.

"Go and have a look." He put on his slippers and said to Ouyang.

However, with Yang You's extraordinary logic beyond ordinary people, it is impossible to really go out and fight Lou Heng.

After all, after witnessing Huang Ji's tragic situation with his own eyes, Yang You went to fight Lou Hengbi again, and the failure rate was too high.

Those who know the current affairs are handsome.

So, "Junior" student Yang resolutely led Lou Heng to the playground to play basketball.

For Yang You, the momentum before the battle must not be lost to the enemy.

Therefore, before the game, he threw out a few provocative words that were neither painful nor itchy, thinking that he was extremely handsome.

Although Lou Heng didn't pay attention to his arrogance, Yang You was still enjoying himself.

Following them, Ouyang and Chen Cai stood on the mosquito-infested runway and watched an almost crushing two-player basketball match.

After a fierce battle, with Lou Heng's last accurate spike, Yang You was completely defeated.

Yang You, who was originally majestic and high-spirited, instantly became a defeated rooster, and his momentum was completely wiped out.

Especially under the witness of two other roommates, he broke the embarrassment to the Guinness Book of World Records.

After hanging his head and being lost for a few seconds, Yang You regained his spirit extremely quickly.

He stared at the person opposite him admiringly, waved his hand, and said loudly, "I want to worship you as my teacher!"

Ignoring him, Lou Heng turned around, looked at Ouyang, and said, "Have you considered it, agree?"

A certain sports scumbag hadn't woken up from the game yet, and when he said that, he nodded blankly.

As if he suddenly thought of something, Ouyang raised his eyebrows and smiled, the stars in his already clear black eyes were really pretty.

......

Several people walked together, and before reaching the dormitory, they turned off the lights.

Ouyang raised his head, looked at the closed iron door in front of him, and frowned worriedly.

After a pause, Chen Cai said, "Go to the supervisor on duty."

If the behavior of not returning home at night is caught by the dormitory teacher, at least he will be scolded.

If you meet a strict teacher, it may be difficult to sleep well tonight.

So, after several people discussed, Ou Yangdang still refused to let him become the hero who went to knock on the door because he looked the most well-behaved and pleasing.

Yang You held his shoulders and explained: "Ouyang, look at you, you look so delicate, bah."

After a pause, he patted his mouth and said: "I said you are so handsome, right? You go up and knock on the door, and then act cute, bah, if you make a mistake, apologize obediently, and the dormitory teacher will also I can’t bear to criticize you, don’t you think so?”

The author has something to say:

Ouyang: I've made money by exchanging biscuits for abs.

Lou Heng: I also made money.

Yang You hugged a pile of biscuits, "Boss, teach me!"

"roll!"