Primary school scum

For the sake of Lou Heng, Ouyang consulted various materials, but did not get any substantive method.

On Saturday, Ouyang was taken home by his two fathers as usual.

Sitting on the sofa, Ou Yang hesitated for a moment, poked the knowledgeable Professor Ou Da beside him, and asked earnestly, "Big Daddy, what should I do if I am too tired during the day and wet the bed at night?"

"Bedwetting? You?"

Just as he was walking over with a plate of fruit, Father Yang sat down beside him.

Upon hearing this, his eyebrows jumped extremely high, and he asked in surprise.

Frowning and thinking for a while, in order to defend the dignity of the upper bunk, Ou Yang bit the bullet and agreed.

Anyway, this kind of embarrassment is just told to the fathers, it's not embarrassing, and others don't know.

For others, to sacrifice oneself, someone has a high level of ideological consciousness.

Seeing him nodding, Yang Anyan covered his forehead with one hand, and then, seemingly indignant, glared at a certain man viciously.

It's over, what's wrong with their education methods?My son is cute when he is stupid and cute occasionally, but he is such a big man, bedwetting and so on are too difficult to accept.

On the contrary, the well-informed Ou Ze's expression remained unchanged, as if he had guessed something, he said lightly, "Describe."

"Ah?" Hearing this at first, Ouyang was slightly stunned, a little confused.

After a pause, he understood the meaning of the words, and he realized later: "Oh."

"I saw it when I got up in the morning. It seems to be very little, just a small piece of wetness, about the size... But it seems that the smell is a bit strong."

While talking, Ouyang lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then raised his hand and gestured.

When he mentioned the smell, he wrinkled his nose, remembering the faint fishy smell when he woke up.

Xiaochun didn't understand this knowledge at all, but his two fathers guessed it all at once.

Ou Ze and his lover looked at each other, they both saw clearly in each other's eyes, and nodded slightly.

Because of Xiao Ouyang's poor physique and developmental delay since he was a child, it is normal for this situation to occur until now.

Father Yang breathed a sigh of relief, and in order to get an affirmative answer, he asked again: "Is there any abnormality in your body the day before the incident?"

"Nosebleed."

Tilting his head and pondering for a while, Ouyang said silently.

The son has been raised for more than ten years, and he doesn't even understand this basic knowledge.

Father Yang couldn't feel it anymore, and glared at his man angrily.

Anyway, it was all his fault.

Standing up, Ou Ze slightly pursed his lips, walked into the study without saying a word.

"Why is big dad going?" Blinking his eyes in confusion, Ouyang tilted his head and glanced over.

After tacitly guessing his lover's intentions, Yang Anyan just rubbed his head, and said in a mysterious tone, "Wait a minute."

Soon, Ou Ze came out, handed the thick book in his hand to Ou Yang, and intentionally added: "There are explanations in this book, and this is the knowledge already in junior high school textbooks."

Ouyang was exposed because he didn't study hard in junior high school, and his face burned instantly.

Holding the book in his arms, he said goodbye in a muffled voice, and then Hou Fei fled back to his room as if.

Opening the book, Ouyang sat on his little bed, flipped through it for a long time, and finally found one place,

"Nocturnal emission? Is that the one who wets the bed?"

Frowning and staring at the bunch of technical terms, he continued to look down and read the description of the nocturnal emission in its entirety.

"The first wet dream is a sign of male sexual maturity, which is a normal physiological phenomenon."

In other words, Lou Heng is normal, but he is abnormal.

This passage echoed in his mind, making Ouyang suddenly realize the reality: after bedwetting (nocturnal emission), Lou Heng has become an adult, but he has not yet!

He hasn't peed yet, he's not an adult yet!

Growing up quickly is little Ouyang's wish since he was a child, and he is very persistent in this matter.

Holding his knees, Ouyang squatted on the ground, secretly sulking.

Now, he not only envies Lou Heng for having small abdominal muscles, but also envies that he is already an adult.

......

The weekend passed by in a blink of an eye, Ouyang picked up his schoolbag and left home.

As soon as he walked into the school, he remembered the incident he had realized on Saturday, and his mood sank again.

Ouyang lowered his head, his face was full of depression, he looked at the ground, and walked quickly into the bedroom.

Because he was in a bad mood, he walked recklessly, his steps hurried, and he hit a hard chest with his head covered.

Ouyang rubbed his sore forehead, raised his head, and looked straight into a pair of slightly smiling black eyes.

Rao is usually, he definitely does not have the habit of losing his temper, but now he is inexplicably unhappy.

Being tolerated by Lou Heng for a long time, this is how he came to be so proud of being favored.

Ouyang puffed up his cheeks angrily, apologized in a muffled voice, and walked away from him directly.

Hmph, didn't you see his unhappiness written all over his face?Still laughing!

Lou Heng raised his eyebrows, with a rare blank look on his face, obviously aware that Ouyang's mood was not right.

However, this was probably Lou's most aggrieved time since he had been rampant for so many years, and Ouyang was angry for some reason.

It is not every day that a sweetheart throws himself into his arms, and if you want to be happy, you probably have to apply for a patent.

With a vague look of helplessness, Lou Heng chased up and rubbed his red forehead carefully, taking advantage of him quietly.

Although he was no longer angry with him, Ouyang's face was still not very good, and he was much more silent than before.

After a while, the other two came back one after another.

Chen Cai was the first to notice Ouyang's emotions, and asked, "Ouyang, what's wrong with you?"

"fine."

Biting the end of his voice, Ouyang replied directly and perfunctorily, his words and expressions did not match at all.

Chen Cai scrutinized his expression steadily, then turned his doubtful eyes to Lou Heng beside him.

Unexpectedly, Lou Heng also shook his head lightly.

"Ouyang, who bullied you, tell brother, I..." Yang You came over after hearing this, and said excitedly.

"You can't fight!" Ouyang raised his head suddenly, his round eyes were full of disapproval, and retorted.

The reaction was extremely quick, Yang You swallowed his original words in an instant, raised a smiling face, and continued: "Of course I want to have a good talk with that brother, understand the situation, and after some communication, ask him to apologize to you. "

"Nobody bullied me."

Ouyang waved his hands casually, his dimples appeared slightly, and there was still gloom in his eyes.

Several roommates took turns to fight, but they didn't get any news from him, so they had to give up.

Sitting on the bed, Ouyang took out a box of biscuits, turned his depression into appetite, and started eating.

Accompanied by the sound of clicking, the biscuits were ground by his teeth one after another and swallowed.

Lou Heng turned his head, watched his movements, and vaguely had an idea.

Standing up calmly, he walked out of the dormitory door and went to the snack shop outside the school.

In order to attract people into the pit as soon as possible, Lou Heng has long memorized Ouyang's preferences, including his favorite snacks.

When he came to the snack shop, he picked it out with ease and asked the clerk to pack it.

Until bedtime, Ouyang's mood was still not relieved, and he sat on the bed in a muffled voice, shaking his short legs.

Uncharacteristically, he had a sad face, and sighed one after another.

Lou Heng had just finished taking a shower and was walking to the side of the bed. Seeing his small appearance, he frowned and said, "Ou Yang?"

"I am fine."

After being asked many times, Ouyang has formed a conditioned reflex and responded directly.

Lou Heng leaned slightly, groped around in the cabinet, and brought out his magic weapon—a big bag of snacks.

Deliberately attracting Ouyang's attention, he opened the bag to reveal all kinds of snacks inside.

"Just tell me, and I'll give you all of these." Lou Big Bad Wolf seduced in a low voice.

Ouyang stared at the pack of snacks without blinking his eyes, and nodded mysteriously.

"You peed on that, you are an adult, I haven't had it yet, I'm not an adult yet, I...I have a little inferiority complex."

He lowered his head, leaned close to Lou Heng's ear, and whispered, his voice getting lower and lower.

For Ouyang, slow development is enough to make him feel inferior, so he can be unhappy all day long.

Lou Heng was stunned, and when he understood, his face showed a bit of embarrassment.

Turning his head, seeing that Ouyang's expression was still lost, he couldn't bear it, and comforted him: "It's okay, as long as you practice hard with me, you can not only have abdominal muscles, but also become an adult."

Lou Heng's words were like a reassurance, and Ouyang immediately relaxed, thinking it made sense.

Before going to bed, he deliberately touched Lou Heng's strong arm, and muttered to himself: "I will have it, come on! I will have small abdominal muscles, and I will become an adult."

The sweetheart's white and soft hands touched his arm frequently, Lou Heng frowned slightly, enjoying and feeling tortured at the same time.

"Bedwetting! Ouyang, you don't know how to wet the bed, do you?"

On the other hand, Yang You had a good ear. When he heard those two words, he turned over and sat up in an instant, and asked loudly.

Ou Yang became anxious, his face flushed, and he was about to refute, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only choke out a sentence.

"You wet the bed, I didn't!"

But Yang You received a sharp eye knife from Lou Heng, and instantly lay down and pretended to be dead.

After thinking about it, he felt more and more overjoyed, lying on the bed and laughing heartily, his loud and undisguised laughter spread throughout the dormitory.

Even if IQ is not enough, Ouyang also understands that Yang You is laughing at himself.

He was so angry that he clenched his fists tightly, and his clear black eyes showed raging anger. He only needed to add more fire, and he could go forward and beat someone up.

When he got angry, Ouyang thought he was a majestic tiger, but in fact he was a milk cat raising its sharp claws.

Seeing the little guy with fried hair, Lou Heng forced himself to hide his smile, grabbed a few packs of snacks and stuffed them for him, coaxing him softly, "Sleep well."

Indulging in the snack offensive, Ouyang was instantly defeated, happily hugging the snack, and rolled into a corner.

"You can't eat too much at one time." Lou Heng pursed his lips and reminded.

"Okay!" Ouyang suddenly smiled and replied obediently.

In an instant, Lou Heng was bought off by his smile, and said softly, "As long as you are obedient, all my snacks are yours."

Naturally, when it came to snacks, Ouyang answered happily without thinking about anything else.

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Draw ten, send jjb touch big

Ouyang pinched his little thing, with a sad face: why don't you "piss"

Lou Heng on the side also reached out and touched it, and after taking advantage of it, he comforted him: Don't worry, I will teach you to "pee"

Ouyang: You are such a nice person.