[Bungo Stray Dogs] Bless the world

"Mr. Dazai... I've wanted to ask since just now..." Shari stared at the yawning Dazai and asked, "Did you not sleep well last night? You have been yawning all the time, and it's still like this It looks like your body has been hollowed out... Could it be that you are trying a new method of suicide?"

Dazai froze for a moment, "Ahahaha, I really tried it."

——If being made to die in bed is considered a method of suicide...

"So that's the case, it seems that it didn't work." Xiangli clapped her hands, "Let's try another one next time."

The door of the detective agency was pushed open, the president Fukuzawa Yukichi pushed the door open, and all the members stood up, "President."

"Father." Xiangli bowed slightly, Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded, and a person came in from behind.

A tall woman, wearing a military jacket in this weather, has a nice vest line on her waist and abdomen, and the muscle lines on her arms are also very good-looking, with a wheat-colored complexion and neat short hair, although she looks like a wild mercenary Same, but not masculine.

Kari noticed that Dazai silently picked up the suicide manual to cover his face.

"Dazai-kun, I have an entrustment for you." Fukuzawa Yukichi glanced at everyone, then set his eyes on Dazai.

"Ah, so your name is Dazai?" The woman put her hands on her chest with a smile, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Does Kawabata-kun know Dazai-kun?" Fukuzawa Yukichi turned his head to the woman and said, before introducing to everyone, "This is the daughter of my former friend, Akiko Kawabata."

"We met for the first time." Kawabata greeted everyone with a smile, then walked up to Dazai who was still buried in the suicide manual, and clapped his hands on his shoulder, "But this is the second time with Dazai-kun Let's meet."

"Hello." Dazai raised his face with twitching corners of his mouth.

"Hey, hello." Kawabata patted him hard again, as if intending to slap his back, "It is true that I have seen Dazai-kun before." She replied to President Fukuzawa in this way, "Dazai-kun is Unexpectedly 'capable'."

"..."

There seems to be something wrong with this word... and it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

In short, Mr. Dazai was dragged away by that handsome woman named Akiko Kawabata. It is said that he was called to the president's office to discuss a new task. Xiang ideally thought about it. Maybe the new job is to cooperate with Miss Kawabata. Dress professionally, either as a mercenary or as a professional bodyguard.

"Then, I'll be leaving first." Xiangli picked up her small bag and bowed to everyone in the detective agency, "I have an appointment with the nuns today, and I'm going to distribute the donated winter clothes. Please forgive me and say goodbye first." gone."

"Miss Xiangli is still so gentle." The clerks smiled and nodded.

However, just as Xiangli stepped out of the gate of the building where the detective agency is located and walked to the corner, someone immediately covered her mouth, and a pungent smell came to her face, subconsciously wanting to scream out but Inadvertently took a breath, and the whole body went limp and fell to the side.

—— When she woke up again, she was sleeping on a strange sofa. Because of the inhalation of cum, Xiangli felt a little dizzy and wanted to vomit, and the surrounding background was a bit dark, so she stood up and groped to find the light switch, and snapped open.

As the room became brighter, what she saw was a boy in a mafia that she had seen once before and another man in a black suit and sunglasses who had never seen him before, who was drawing a joke card.

The corner of the brother's mouth twitched twice, "Hurry up and turn off the lights, Mr. Akutagawa will dislike us for wasting electricity again when he comes back!"

...It's so dark, how did you draw the joker cards?

"Excuse me, what did the black lizard bring me here to do..."

"Do nothing." With a female voice that sounded like a strong resentment, Xiangli was pushed down on the sofa again.

"Wow!" Xiangli, who was pressed on the sofa and was riding a black wraith that seemed to be full of resentment, couldn't help but shouted out, "That... May I ask who you are? "

"Woooooo..." The blond lady buried her face in Xiangli's chest, and began to sob to herself, "Why," she said with a sob, "It's just a little girl, why did it develop? So good, why do men like your type... It's too much, woohoo, obviously I came first, woooooo..."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Higuchi, she's been emotionally unstable lately..." The little brother silently covered his face.

"I see...Miss Higuchi likes Akutagawa-kun." Shari nodded, and quickly understood the root cause of Miss Higuchi's emotional instability.

"..." Higuchi's face buried in Kaori's chest became red with a "bang", as if there was still gas coming out.

Xiangli took out a hand and touched Higuchi's head, "Hey, don't cry, get off of me first, okay?"

——When Mr. Akutagawa comes back later and sees this scene, he will probably be blinded.

After about 5 minutes, Higuchi crawled off Xiangli with snot and tears, and sat on the side like a waste Higuchi wiping the lasagna tears with a handkerchief, "Why would senior like such a woman Well, does he actually like young adolescent girls? Or this kind of childlike big breasts...Damn it, I am also confident that I will not lose to you in this regard QAQ"

——It’s better not to continue listening to this topic.Tachihara Michizo silently covered his face, opened the door and slipped out.

When he opened the door again, what he saw was the little girl named Shari with a kind smile like a virgin, sobbing and telling Higuchi the history of his hard work and struggle with Akutagawa all these years in order to obtain his approval. Pat on the back, comforting her from time to time, "Even if you say he doesn't understand people's hearts, Ms. Higuchi still admires Mr. Akutagawa, right?"

"Wow, yes, yes!" Higuchi buried his face in Kari's lap, "I really, really worked hard. QAQ"

Xiangli smiled and patted the back of Higuchi's head, "Keep working hard."

——Hey, miss, are you encouraging your rival in love?

Tachihara Michizo silently covered his face again and backed out. He really didn't understand the brain circuits of these women. Hey, it's just that when he was backing up, he accidentally stepped on someone's foot. Just as he was about to apologize, he turned his head and saw Akutagawa standing Behind him, he stared blankly at the picture inside the door.

Li Yuan turned his head, just in time to see Kari who had finished wiping Higuchi's tears and snot, and kissed Miss Higuchi's forehead lightly.

"Come on." The girl named Xiangli smiled like an angel.

"En!" Higuchi nodded energetically towards the future, his eyes sparkling.

The girls looked at each other and clasped their hands tightly. There was no sign of resentment that Higuchi unilaterally emitted half an hour ago.

——It seems... I heard the creaking sound of the gate of the new world opening... No, the gate of life must be closed before that!Tachihara slammed the door shut with a bang, blocking Akutagawa Ryunosuke's view of the scene of the holy light and the fragrance of lilies inside the door.

however……

This low pressure...

Michizo Tachihara stiffened his neck and turned his head to look at Akutagawa on one side, and then watched helplessly as he smashed the shoe cabinet on the other side with Rashomon.

——It's over, Mr. Akutagawa (gong) (ju) is going to smash things again today, and the logistics department is going to cry again.

Whose daughter is that scary lady? Hey!

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Mustard: Why did I just go out for a while, and you guys got into it, obviously I came first! 【Hello】