[Gintama] Craftsman's Word

Su got rich overnight and has a desire to spend money.

Shenwei was worried that he couldn't find a way to make Su happy, so he proposed to stop for a short time on a planet with developed trade and tourism on the way back to Fengxian, and rest and relax for two or three days.

Afutu took a look at the place Shenwei proposed, which is a well-known shopping paradise and playground.Although surprised that Shenwei would bring up such a normal place, Afutu still raised his hands in favor.He didn't care how the two brats relaxed, the uncle just wanted to find a tavern and have a "normal" drink.

The three reached a consensus and happily diverted midway.

After getting off the spaceship, Afutu parted ways with the two little ghosts.

Although Kamui is in a state of being incapable of action and fighting, there is no need to worry in this peaceful and prosperous area. He is more active than Su, and drags Su Su to the first destination with great interest.

Lingerie store.

Shenwei was worried about the unhealthy way of wrapping his breasts. While lying on the hospital bed, he read all kinds of Internet materials and did his homework. He only waited for an opportunity to practice.

Su is relatively unfamiliar with underwear, which belongs to the category that he has seen on other people but doesn't use it himself.Facing the sweet pink signboard of the lingerie store, the dazzling array of pretty patterns, and the supernatural power of pointing out various styles of underwear to popularize scientific knowledge for her, although Su could not say that she could resist, she always felt that something was not right.

Su, like many Yetus, lived a poor life since she was a child, and her master, a middle-aged uncle who never married, did not understand and was inconvenient to teach her about women's physiological and psychological problems.Over the past few years, Su has learned some common sense about being a woman on a basic level, but she has never thought about the exact model and style of underwear that suits her best.She doesn't understand, subjectively she doesn't want to understand, and objectively she has neither the time nor the money to understand.

When Shenwei enthusiastically used a soft ruler to help her measure her upper and lower circumference without pretending to be someone else's hand, Su finally couldn't help the strangeness in her heart, and asked suspiciously, "How do you know so much?"

Shenwei was holding the tape measure to the center of Su's chest, when he heard this, he narrowed his eyes and looked at Su with a smile.

"Because the person who should know doesn't know, so I have to worry about her."

Su suddenly said "Oh".

"Didn't you say that you don't like your clingy and crying sister? Is this a special worry for your elder brother? Or do you have ulterior motives?"

Shenwei waited for Ting Su to praise him, "I am very touched that you are so thoughtful and considerate of me", but what was waiting was a critical blow to the soul.He laughed a series of "hehehehe", and asked, "If I am that kind of pervert, what will you do?"

Su replied without thinking: "As long as it doesn't affect me, you can be perverted. Anyway, if you really want to say that you are not perverted, you can't say how normal you are."

Shenwei confronted with a strong sense of revenge: "Tsk, Sucai who said such words is perverted, it's not normal."

Su wanted to get out of the sea of ​​underwear that dazzled her as soon as possible, Shenwei wanted to buy a dozen at a time, like making an umbrella for him, to ensure that she would change it for at least a year, neither of them continued to be meaningless about who was perverted Congratulations, gratification, congratulations on the debate that may lead to destructive consequences.

I have to say that when Shenwei is willing to put his heart into it, the effect is very remarkable.He chooses vegetarian underwear and regardless of the style, at least the style fits the prime figure.Apart from the unaccustomed feeling of being imprisoned at the beginning, Su said he didn't have any other discomforts.

Immediately, Shenwei became happy again, and according to his vision, he strongly recommended various patterns of lace and gauze.

Su refused him without hesitation.

Kamui said regretfully, "You really have no fashion sense."

He glanced at Shenwei plainly, with a face full of indifference of "what is fashion sense?" Then he put his hands on Shenwei's shoulders solemnly, and educated him earnestly: "The fine tradition of our family is so simple, don't be fooled by the noisy people." Prosperity fascinates the eyes, come, recall the peace and tranquility that comes from the depths of the heart when returning to nature."

Kamui took Su's hands from his shoulders, held them affectionately, and said, "If you buy it, I'll go buy a suit."

Su shook Shenwei's hand back, and said resolutely: "It's a deal."

After Shenwei's dress-up show, Sucai belatedly remembered that she should first buy a mobile terminal, commonly known as a mobile phone, for taking pictures as souvenirs.

Shenwei used to be Afutu who was in charge of contacting matters. He hardly used a mobile phone himself. He thought it made sense when Su mentioned it this way. In the future, he and Su could send each other good night before going to bed at night, so he readily seconded the proposal and bought it together with Su. the same paragraph.

She wears white all year round, and the umbrella is white. The underwear she bought just now is mostly white. This time, she fell in love with the black one. After a brainstorm, Shenwei bought a white one for herself.

The data signal provided with the mobile phone only covers this commercial area, and other applications need to be connected to the data network supported by the base station before they can be set up.Uncle Octopus, who sells mobile phones, hadn't finished explaining the instructions, two "unexperienced" children ran away, one left and one right, looking at each other across the crowd, and happily talked on the phone.Uncle Octopus looked at the amusement park advertisement scrolling on the opposite electronic screen, and read aloud: "Youth..."

There is a delivery service for customers in the commercial area. Shenwei and Su didn't buy any big things except clothes. They asked someone to deliver the clothes. They put their mobile phones in their pockets and went to the food court.They lingered in the food area all afternoon, during which Su once saw Afutu near the tavern, but unfortunately Sucai wanted to wave to the uncle to sit down and have a drink in harmony, Afutu disappeared in the crowd in a blink of an eye, never again nowhere to be seen.Disappointed, Su drank three bottles of wine by himself, and then continued to march into the amusement park with Shenwei.

The two children who have never seen the world played thrilling and exciting projects, then strolled through the classic haunted house leisurely, and finally gathered under the same classic Ferris wheel with a large group of people.

As the landmark building of the amusement park, the Ferris wheel is built very tall and magnificent. At night, various lights are lit up. Whether you look up at the Ferris wheel from a corner of the amusement park, or overlook the entire amusement park from the Ferris wheel, it is beautiful.The amusement park is open all day, and fireworks are set off at zero o'clock every day. Many people come here, hoping to get good luck when the fireworks ignite at zero o'clock when their cockpit rises to the highest point.

When I heard this introduction about the famous Ferris wheel in the amusement park, I unconsciously wanted to try Kamui's luck.At this time, there were more than two hours away from Zero Fashion, Su La took Shenwei to board the Ferris wheel, and decided to experience it first and make an investigation.

The Ferris wheel rotates smoothly, and the cockpit slowly rises away from the ground.Su lay on the window and felt the shrinking scenery of the distant ground for a while, then turned around and said to Shenwei: "It's no different from a spaceship taking off."

Shenwei smiled and jokingly said, "Why don't you take off with the spaceship? I remember that every time you leave Luoyang, you have to stare deeply at it for a long time."

Su was embarrassed, stepped forward to beat Shenwei.

"I didn't pretend to be deep, I was just curious and expressing my feelings!"

"I didn't say you were pretending to be deep. You may be curious, you may be expressing feelings, or you may be very heartfelt. I can't tell the difference, so I generalize, I only think that you are deeply emotional. Is there anything wrong?"

Su was embarrassed again, so he simply learned Shenwei's shameless trick, and directly pinched him without arguing.The two of them quarreled instantly, and if viewed from the outside of the ferris wheel, the shaking of this cockpit was stronger than the others.

The cockpit slowly rises to a high altitude, and there is only one cabin left from the highest point.Su patted Shenwei on the shoulder with one hand, pointed his thumb out of the window behind him, and asked, "Do you think something will happen?"

"I--"

Su's voice just fell, before Shenwei could finish the word, the Ferris wheel shook, as if it was stuck on the shaft, and came to a sudden stop.Immediately afterwards, the amusement park was like a leaking balloon, and the power was cut off layer by layer from the Ferris wheel, and the bustling and noisy amusement park suddenly fell into a panic darkness.

The voice cut off by the sudden shock gradually revived and turned into questions and protests one after another.Tourists trapped on the Ferris wheel were equally terrified, and the sound of tourists struggling to slap the glass windows sounded in many cockpits above the ground.

Su's hand was still on Shenwei's shoulder, she patted it again and said, "Tell me what surprise is coming next?"

"I……"

Kamui's words were interrupted again at the first word.

A firework dragged its long tail and screamed into the air, and after drawing a dazzling red light, it exploded in the sky, and the dots of flame light scattered, weaving into an abstract mark that resembles both the sun and the crab ——It is "spring rain".

Shenwei: "...".

Su looked at Shenwei with scorching eyes.Kamui cleared his throat tentatively, and there was no sign of being cut off. Even so, he omitted the initial word "I" that he was shot repeatedly, and got straight to the point.

"I don't know, it has nothing to do with me."

The "I" in the sentence was not hit, like a button to disarm a bomb, Kamui quickly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Is it really not a surprise that someone celebrated you becoming the head of the Seventh Division? There is nothing you dare not admit, you are so lucky."

Su Qiang suppressed the smile on his lips, and encouraged Shenwei with an attitude of watching the excitement.

The lights in the distance outside the amusement park dimly reflected the thicker night, Kamui also smiled, rubbed his throat and said briskly in a clear voice: "Whoever celebrates for me like this, I will kill him when I turn around."

"Well, it's so scary." Su hugged himself and trembled, "Then we hit Chunyu and went out to work? Your luck is not blocked."

"Su, didn't you realize..." Shenwei paused for a while, and thought about his words, "You didn't realize, isn't this more like your luck? In the sense of causing disaster."

white:"……"

"There's nothing you dare not admit. You have the physique of an accident. The more I think about it, the more reasonable it becomes. The first time I was in danger was after I met you. I didn't have you in any subsequent ups and downs. Su, my own fault, my own responsibility .”

"If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have caused these troubles. At most, I would be the catalyst, and I won't take the blame."

The two have always worked hand in hand, so how can you tell who caused the trouble first?Su gritted his teeth, wanting to beat up Shenwei while he was powerless to resist.

Su Cai turned her wrist, and a light suddenly lit up in the amusement park.

The ferris wheel turned again after a slight "click", and the tourists in the cockpit were grabbed or chased away, and they were all taken away forcibly.

Su and Shenwei looked at each other, tacitly raised their hands to surrender to the armed bandits on the ground, and followed the crowd to the place where the only light was on.

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