[Gintama] Craftsman's Word

Out to mix, sooner or later have to repay.

When Afutu stuffed the two little rabbits into the spaceship bound for Earth with one arm in each hand, he never thought that a few days later he would be forced onto the spaceship with one arm by Shenwei and Su.

Given the inferior nature of the two little ghosts, he would definitely not get a share of the fun places that are dangerous. After thinking about it, Afutu felt that his decisive advantage to the two little ghosts could only be his height. The little ghost—especially Kamui—can only be unmatched by his height in this life.

After finding out Shenwei and Su's purpose of forcibly taking him on board, Afutu angrily threw down his apron, oh no, the cloak.

"I can't cook!"

"Eh?" Su looked at Afu Rabbit who was jumping, and blinked in surprise, "You don't know it at all?"

Kamui, who was lying on the seat in front of the spaceship console, laughed, tapped the console and turned around the chair, and opened his eyes wide in feigned surprise, but his undisguised joyful voice betrayed him: "Hey, you don't Can you cook, Afutu?"

"What's wrong with not being able to cook? Don't you all know it?"

"Of course."

Su and Shenwei spoke in unison, attacking Afutu mercilessly.

"Forget it Missy, Shenwei, you know how to cook?" Afutu immediately expressed strong doubts about this, and then remembered the more important thing, "You all know how to cook, but let me cook for you! Uncle, I Unlike you, I am very busy!"

"If there is something to do, let Boss Fengxian take care of it. He hasn't retired yet."

Shenwei spread his hands and shrugged indifferently, but he further poked Afutu's sore spot.

"What do you think I'm busy with? It's not that you pushed Qianxia's affairs to Lao Tzu!"

Shenwei tilted his head, raised his hands to cover his ears, moved his legs and turned back to the chair, leaving Afutu a chair back.

"Hey, you just look down on Qian Xia, at least you should do some basic homework, how many of his subordinates are from 'Chidori'..."

"Why do you have to care so much, just kill them all."

"There are so many people from the Seventh Division, even Lord Fengxian will not give up casually, okay?"

"It's just Afutu's weak feelings at work."

"Bastard brat..."

Su Leng watched Shenwei divert the topic without interrupting.

In fact, Shenwei not only knows how to cook, but if he really cares about it, he might be better than her.

The lingering sick mother, the young and ignorant younger sister, and the father who goes out all the year round, as long as they know these, they can understand that cooking is no big deal to Shenwei.At that time, because of the presence of the master, I had hardly been in the kitchen, and Shenwei, who was one year younger than her, already had everything.Before meeting her, Shenwei had always been a good son and brother.

Wait, this statement has the ambiguity of discrediting oneself.

Kamui is definitely not being led astray by her after getting to know her, on the contrary, it is because Kamui can no longer suppress his inner instincts, and his blood is unwilling to be silent, that when he is looking for an opportunity, he meets her who is also looking for an opportunity .

Grinding their fangs and throwing themselves into the fight, the two little beasts have the same urgent desire and are also limited by the closest environment. Even if they have never met, they will definitely walk on the same path.So there is no one who is kinder than the other, and who leads the bad. They just met by chance, and then sincerely thank this encounter.

Su couldn't help smiling, and decided to speak out to help Shenwei.

"Don't worry, Mr. Afutu. Although we are not here, someone will worry about us. Well, it should be said that whether we are here or not, Boss Fengxian will make arrangements according to his wishes. So don't be blind Busy work, let's go to the mountains and rivers happily. Cooking doesn't have to be so stressful. The picky eater Ye Tu died of starvation when he was a child, so we are not picky eaters, and we don't ask you to cook such a sumptuous meal. Even just white rice is fine. Here, I brought the recipe and the instruction manual of the rice cooker."

Facing the kind-hearted Su and the two pamphlets she handed over thoughtfully, Afutu was too embarrassed to be too vicious, and just showed hesitation and didn't want to take it.

"Let's not talk about Shenwei, why don't you cook, miss, if you bring me just for cooking, wouldn't it be troublesome?"

"Me? Me, I'm an umbrella man." Su propped his head up, and his smiling expression was inexplicably profound.

"I know."

"So, my workmanship costs are very high. To waste my precious workmanship to cook, the price should be at least... this amount."

Su rolled his eyes around and reported an outrageous number.

"Hey, this price is enough to hire a maid, around the clock."

"Ah, great idea."

Kamui poked his head out from behind the chair and looked at Xiang Su tenderly.

"I want to see Su in a maid outfit."

Su threw the recipe and the rice cooker manual in his hand on Shenwei's head.

"I still call you 'Master'!"

"Well, I'll be happier that way."

Kamui shook his head and pushed the two booklets away from the top of his head. He still had a smile on his face, and he was lying lazily on the chair, but he was not as energetic as usual.

Su sighed.She can think of his past, how can Shenwei remain indifferent?If you have already crossed that hurdle, you wouldn't have changed the subject just now, right?The family has always been a thorn in Shenwei's heart, the warmth that was lacking in childhood...

A light touch suddenly covered her cheeks, interrupting Su's train of thought. When she raised her eyes, she was stabbed by Kamui's overly bright smile.

"Su, your sigh is the default, go back and pay, okay? It will be deducted from Afutu's salary."

Su calmed down, dismissed all lazy, listless, and dazzling auras from his mind, thought for a while, and said, "Okay."

"If you dare to give it, I will wear it."

Afu Rabbit picked up the cloak from the ground, no, no, let's treat it as an apron.

The destination agreed upon by Su and Kamui is Shanhaixing.

As the name suggests, there are mountains and seas, so the name is "mountains and seas".The fact is exactly the same, the mountains and sea stars look like a faint blue glazed bead from a distance, and the surface of the whole planet is covered with a layer of heavy water ranging from one thousand to ten thousand meters, which is called the "sea".There are sporadically scattered mountain peaks forming islands in the sea, with different heights and sizes, and different scenery, which are called "mountains".

"Well, it's worthy of being called 'Mountain and Sea'. As far as I can see, there are only mountains and seas. Huh? Such a strong sense of gravity."

The spaceship entered the atmosphere of Shanhaixing, and Shenwei volunteered to feel the air outside the cabin.He tried to take off, but before the soles of his feet left the deck, the airtight pressure had already been pressed down heavily.

"After all, it is a planet with a weight unit of 10 to the 30th power, and the seawater layer covered on the surface is heavy water with a purity of more than 99%. The mass of monomolecular heavy water is negligible compared to light water, and the quantity is too large. I heard that someone I have thought about this heavy water ocean, but once the water is taken out of the water, it will be ineffective, and it will be useless because of the gravity. In addition to the harsh environment, no one will come. Let’s not mention the bad environment, use precious Isn’t it interesting that heavy water gathers in the ocean, but no outsiders are allowed to take any of it, this mountain starfish seems to be protected by ‘magic’.”

Su leaned on the side of the ship, overlooking the endless blue ocean below.

Kamui was preoccupied with hunting, and lost interest in it.

"That kind of thing is fine, what is the hunting target? Ah, in order to adapt to gravity, let's practice our hands first, Su."

"Go ask Mr. Afutu to practice with you, I want to observe the materials."

"Hey, can you see the hunting target? Is it in the sea?"

Looking around, it is either sea water or mountains of different distances. The nearest mountain island is also thousands of meters away, so it is impossible to understand the situation above.Shenwei naturally turned his gaze to the sea below the spaceship.

"No, it's those mountains."

Su squinted his eyes, and there was a sense of complacency in his friendly smile.A thought flashed through Shenwei's mind, Su said "it's those mountains", not "on those mountains"...

"Those mountains... Are they creatures!"

As Su nodded affirmatively, Shenwei's eyes gradually became more intense, and he looked at those huge creatures thousands of times and tens of thousands of times in size again, and the killing intent he protruded was suppressed back by the heavy power.

Kamui smiled, stretched out his arms to hug Su, cupped Su's face and kissed her.

"I like you the most."

"Hey!"

Su can't laugh or cry.She just chose a place she thinks is suitable, does she need to be so happy?Are the days of the Seventh Division so depressing?

"Take advantage of me, don't you?"

Su slapped Shenwei on the forehead.

Kamui covered his forehead, blinked his blue eyes, and simply buried his head in Su's chest and rolled.

"This is called taking advantage of you."

Taking advantage of the advantage and acting like a good boy, before Su could move, Shenwei raised his head in distaste, and added, "Well, it's barely worth it."

Afutu focused on steering the ship in the control room, and the electronic screen faithfully reflected the scenery outside the spacecraft.The mountains are tall and straight, the blue waves are vast, um, the weather is really nice.

"Mountain and sea beasts carry a mountain on their backs and live in the sea, which is unique to mountain and sea stars."

"Hahaha, that's all?"

Kamui put on a... smiling face that didn't seem to be hurt, and politely protested Su's oversimplified introduction.

"You don't tell me which part I need, I don't know what to take, and move the whole mountain back?"

"Speak as if you can move it." Su glanced at Shenwei angrily, and said lightly, "You can regard the mountain and sea beast as a giant tortoise. The mountain is attached to its spiral carapace, and the biological part is on the seabed. There is no land above the sea for mountain and sea stars. Mountain and sea beasts grow from the bottom of the sea until the carapace is exposed to the sea. This process is so long that when the carapace is exposed to the sea, the accumulations on it have already formed rocks, so it is misunderstood. Recognize it as a mountain peak. Do you understand? The mountain and sea beast island is not a whale island floating on the sea. The four feet of the mountain and sea beast firmly step on the seabed, and the peak exposed to the sea is only the top of their carapace, but the tip of the iceberg. Our spaceships are nothing to them. If you can move a mountain and sea beast, I will volunteer to make you a pillow every day, and I will never regret it."

"I'm talking about moving a mountain, but I don't intend to move the whole tortoise. Moreover, this statement also includes the meaning of 'mining all useful resources regardless of the number of times'. It is always confusing."

"Okay, then go and move the mountain. Whether it's a year or two, I'll wait for you."

Su pursed his lips and smiled lightly, and Shenwei, who had just finished the trouble, felt that he had talked a lot, and with a little bit of tongue, there would be more opportunities to fight again in the future, so he quickly admitted his mistake obediently.Shenwei solemnly promised to shut up and refrain from speaking, Su then pinched Shenwei's cheek and pulled it away forcefully in a comfortable mood, and continued to explain.

"Mountain and sea beasts grow up from the deep sea and have endured the tremendous pressure of the deep sea for a long time. The bones and carapace are very hard and can be used to make umbrella handles and ribs. However, it is impossible to obtain bones and carapace from the outside, so -"

Su pointed up his fingers to emphasize, and was surprised that it would not be worthwhile to let go, and once again pinched Shenwei's face fiercely, until red marks appeared on the white skin, and then let go in relief.

Clapping his palms up and down, he turned around gracefully and stepped on the side of the ship. Su Yang pointed to the closest to the spaceship and the largest island of mountain and sea beasts along the way, and said confidently: "We have a breakthrough inside."

"Boom-"

After Su's voice fell, the entire spaceship shook violently.

"Hey, what's the matter?"

"Error" is constantly superimposed on the screen, the dashboard is malfunctioning and spinning wildly, and emergency measures do not work at all.

Afutu twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking sadly whether Master Fengxian would ask him to compensate the spaceship, and at the same time dutifully picked up the loudspeaker to notify the two bastards.

"Going to crash, jump ship."