[Comprehensive] Traveling through Liaozhai with a hundred ghosts

In the main hall, a big man with a beard was toasting with two middle-aged men.They were so happy that they didn't even know that the guards had brought someone in.

It wasn't until the palace attendants reminded them again and again that the big man sitting in the upper seat paid some attention to them.

"Oh, someone's coming." The man in the seat tried to see Xu Hang and the others clearly with his drunken eyes, then he stuck out his tongue and spoke in a blunt manner, "You, who are you talking about?" ? Why can’t you see it?”

The palace people heard the announcement when the guards arrived at the palace just now, and knew that these two were working immortals. They were afraid that the Eighth King would get drunk and make a mistake, so they quickly reminded: "These two are passing immortals. I heard that you are here, so I stopped by." Visiting you."

The Eight Great Kings frowned, pretending to be thinking hard, and said: "What? What kind of fairy? I am also a fairy!"

Fortunately, the two middle-aged men who drank with him were still a little sober, probably recognized Xu Hang's identity, and reminded: "If I remember correctly, the heavenly court has recently conferred a new fairy family."

As they said that, the two middle-aged men greeted Xu Hang and the others respectively, bowed their hands in salute, and then Xu Hang learned that these two were the King of the Yangtze River and the Lord of Dongting Lake respectively. At this time, the Eight Great Kings also woke up belatedly After a few minutes, he got up immediately and said with shame: "Please don't worry about my drunken nonsense, I just lost my manners because I was drunk."

Xu Hang shook his head, expressing that it was okay, but couldn't help but said: "Since you missed your job because of being drunk before, and you were dismissed by the Emperor of Heaven because of it, why haven't you realized the disadvantages of being drunk? Why don't you restrain your preferences a little bit? "

The Eighth King was even more embarrassed when he heard the words, and said: "After I was dismissed and relegated by the Emperor of Heaven, I also felt very regretful, and I always wanted to get rid of this bad habit, but every time I persisted for a long time, I would relapse, and the feeling of not being able to drink was really uncomfortable. People scratch their hearts and lungs, can't eat well and sleep well."

Xu Hang sighed when he heard the words, and then the Eight Great Kings and the Lord of Dongting Lake invited him and Yuzaoqian to sit down and drink together.

From the looks of it, the Eight Great Kings didn't intend to shield the Shui Mang Ghost, because time was not urgent, so Xu Hang simply sat down with Yuzao.

But since the other party kindly invites them to stay and entertain them, it is not good to visit empty-handed. Xu Hang remembered that he had the demon wine he got from Shuten in his sleeve, because he was not good at drinking, so he usually only occasionally visited at night. He Yuzao would only serve a small pot when he was admiring the moon, so the demon wine was not consumed much.He simply took it out and said: "I came to visit today because of the Shuimang ghost, so I didn't prepare a visit gift beforehand. Since you are fond of wine, I have the demon wine that I got overseas in the past, so I will treat it as a gift for the visit." Bar."

The Eight Great Kings smelled the aroma of the wine, and immediately became energetic, and hurriedly called someone to come over to pour the wine.

Then they began to drink freely. Everyone at the banquet drank very happily, probably because they were drinking happily. The Eight Great Kings suddenly remembered the reason why Xu Hang and the others appeared here, and asked: "By the way, Xianjun, why are you chasing water?" Has the reckless ghost chased me here?"

After Xu Hang told him the reason, the Eight Great Kings slapped the table and said: "This old ghost is really hateful, Xianjun, you let me drink such a good wine, and I will help you clear the water grass on the river, hiccup ..."

As he spoke, the Eight Great Kings suddenly hiccupped, and then there was a muffled sound on the table, and at the same time, the wine utensils and tableware also made the sound of colliding, and there was no one in the place where the Eight Great Kings were sitting just now, only a giant turtle Flutter there.

Xu Hang: "..."

Tamazamo: "Pfft!"

Unexpectedly, the Eighth King was so drunk that he turned back into his original body.

Seeing that the Eighth King had lost his temper due to drinking, the palace people quickly came forward to help carry him back to rest.

Then he invited Xu Hang, the others and the drinking buddies of the Eight Great Kings to stay in the room.

Seeing their warm hospitality, and seeing Yuzao looking around at the aquarium here, although it is not because he is purely curious or out of appetite, but Mrs. Ni has already been executed, and there is nothing else for the time being, just experience the taste of living in the underwater palace. good.

So Xu Hang accepted the arrangement of the palace people here.

The palace people arranged Xu Hang and Yu Zaoqian in the same courtyard, tidied up two rooms and came out, but Yuzaoqian naturally skipped his own room and followed Xu Hang into his room.

Thinking of how drunk the Eight Great Kings were at the banquet just now, Yu Zaoqian couldn't help being curious about something, and he said to Xu Hang: "Speaking of which, I've known you for so long, it seems that I haven't seen you drinking yet. drunk."

When Xu Hang heard him talk like this, he had a bad premonition, probably thinking that Yuzao might have to make a fuss.

Sure enough, after Yu Zaoqian said this, he became enthusiastic in an instant, and suddenly took out two large jugs of wine from somewhere, and said to Xu Hang: "Why don't we just take advantage of today and let's not get drunk at all. How about endlessly?"

Xu Hang saw that he had already taken out the wine, so naturally it was not good to let him down. Anyway, it seemed that he had never been really drunk. Speaking of this before, he was also a little curious.

So Xu Hang and Yu Zaoqian sat in the courtyard, and they drank each other. Xu Hang felt that Yuzaoqian really wanted to get him drunk this time. Stop pouring wine.This continued until the middle of the night, Yu Zaoqian finally couldn't help but suddenly approached and asked, "Are you drunk?"

Xu Hang's face was just a little hot due to the effect of alcohol, but his mind was still very clear, so he shook his head and said, "I probably have...a constitution that does not allow me to drink?"

Yuzao refused to accept it and said: "How is it possible!"

Then he took out two jugs of wine: "Continue, let's drink until dawn tonight."

Xu Hang: "..."

He carefully looked at Yuzao's appearance, and suddenly came up with a guess, asking: "Are you drunk?"

"Oh, you changed the subject too bluntly." Yuzao said with a smile on his face, "Don't expect me to let you go."

Well, I was really drunk, Xu Hang touched his nose, feeling a little tricky.It is estimated that at the banquet just now, the other party was already a little drunk. There are really a lot of stocks in the wine cellar of the Eight Great Kings. When one kind of wine is finished, it will be replaced with another wine. In addition, the wine of the Eight Great Kings is not ordinary. Wine, as far as Xu Hang knows, mixing it like this will make people more likely to get drunk.

A fox who was not drunk was already difficult to deal with, and now the fox who was drunk seemed to be even more difficult to deal with.

Xu Hang could only persuade in a good voice: "It's very late now, why don't we have a drink another day?"

As he said that, Xu Hang held Yu Zaoqian by the shoulders, trying to coax him back to the room, but Yu Zaoqian seemed to be more difficult to fool after being drunk.It can't be said to be a fool, but the thinking of a drunk person cannot be deduced by common sense. Yuzao suddenly dodged Xu Hang's hand and said, "If you don't drink with me, then I will go out to drink by myself!"

Xu Hang looked at Yu Zaoqian who slipped out and disappeared in an instant, but was dumbfounded on the spot.

When he reacted, he hurriedly chased him out. After all, Yuzao’s strength was obvious to all. If he didn’t care about the seriousness after being drunk, let alone other things, the other party would make a few bunches of fox fire out at will, which might make this place unsafe.

Fortunately, he is familiar with Yuzaoqian's aura, and Yuzaoqian has not deliberately concealed his whereabouts, so Xu Hang can still know which direction he went.

Xu Hang used Yujian's flying spell, and chased the peach wood sword under his feet.But Yu Zaomae seemed to find that he was looking for him, and thought it was like playing a game, which was kind of fun, and began to circle around with him deliberately, avoiding him and running to provocative places close at hand from time to time.

He looked at Tamamo-mae, who flashed past again in front of him.

Xu Hang: "..."

Although helpless, what else can I do, I can only continue to chase.

In this way, Xu Hang chased Yuzao in front of the huge courtyard of the Eight Great Kings all night like playing hide-and-seek. Even Xu Hang, who has always been calm and calm, felt a little tired at this moment, and he didn't know why in his mind. A sentence that appeared very frequently in the online novels I read in my previous life came out - you annoying little fairy!

Immediately, Xu Hang was overwhelmed by his own associations, and hurriedly threw the extra thoughts out of his mind, and continued to chase Yuzaoqian's whereabouts.

Finally, when it was almost dawn, he saw a fox lying on the stone chair in the pavilion in the garden, sound asleep. Xu Hang couldn't laugh or cry, went over and carefully hugged the furry fox with nine tails behind him, and then Put it back on the bed in the room, and meditate on the couch outside.

the next day.

When he woke up and found that he was in the long-lost fox form, Yu Zaoqian didn't remember what happened at the beginning, but as his consciousness gradually came to his senses, he remembered that he wanted to get Xu Hang drunk last night, but he got drunk first and ran to When there is trouble in the garden.

Before Tamamo: "..."

Hearing the movement, Xu Hang knew that he was awake. After opening the curtain and going in, he saw a fox lying motionless on the bed as if he had balled himself up.Xu Hang knew that he remembered what he did last night. Considering Yu Zaoqian's proud temperament, he had no choice but to hold back his smile, pretending nothing happened, and said in an ordinary tone: "Are you awake? I need you to sober up Tea?"

The ears of the fox on the bed trembled slightly, and Xu Hang retreated knowingly.

Not long after, Tamamomae, who had transformed back into a human form, came out neatly and gracefully as usual.

Xu Hang handed him a bowl of hangover tea.

From then on, Yu Zaoqian never mentioned to get Xu Hang drunk again.