[Comprehensive] My ex is the best

Ebishou was sitting beside Luo Yuanyuan in a well-behaved manner, and she couldn't help but find it a little funny that she always sat upright, but as the saying goes, Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder, she has a crush on him, then No matter what he did, it was cute in her eyes. On the contrary, if she hated him, even if he didn't do anything, it would make her feel uncomfortable no matter what.

Thinking of this, Luo Yuanyuan couldn't help laughing and said, "To be honest, at first, I thought Master Ebisu was very difficult to get along with, because he always looked expressionless and didn't talk much, so he felt a little gloomy."

The body of the god beside the girl froze slightly for a moment.

"However, after getting along with Master Ebisu for a long time, I realized that Master Ebisu is actually very gentle. During class, even if I didn't understand something, no matter how many times I asked, Master was always very patient and never got angry. .”

"Also," she said, turning her head to look at Ebisu who was sitting beside her. Although her body was slightly relaxed, her fair face was slowly turning red, she wrinkled her nose and made a grinning grimace , "Ebisu-sama is not the type that stands out at first sight, but she is very attractive. The more you look at it, the more beautiful she looks. She is mature and stable, making people feel... very reassuring and reliable."

Sensing her gaze, Ebisu also turned his head to look at her, but quickly looked away, his ears were red, but he still tried his best to remain expressionless, pretending to be serious, "...Thank you. "

Luo Yuanyuan burst out laughing suddenly, "Is it only thanks? Reciprocity, Master Ebisu also praises me."

"You..." Hearing what she said, some old-fashioned gods were immediately fooled, and he replied seriously: "In the future, I will definitely become a very good god and bring happiness to mankind."

The girl held her chin, smiled like a flower, and looked at him with crooked eyebrows. She knew that in Ebisu's thinking, praising a god would definitely bring happiness to mankind is the best way to praise people, but for Luo Yuanyuan, Said that she didn't care about this, "A god who brings happiness to mankind... just like Yebisu-sama?"

Ebisu stared straight ahead with blushing ears, but said, "I'm still a long way off."

In fact, Ebisu and Luo Yuanyuan didn't have many topics to talk about, but even though they sometimes talked a few words, and sometimes they just kept silent, they didn't feel awkward or embarrassing.

Later, Luo Yuanyuan spent less and less time alone in a daze. I don't know when Ebisu's artifacts were looking for their master. He was either teaching, explaining, and checking homework for Luo Yuanyuan, or he By her side, to accompany her on a fugue.

As the time spent together became longer and longer, Luo Yuanyuan was also chatting, and learned many things from Ebisu that she didn't know before—something about gods, artifacts, angels, and monsters that she didn't know at all before. common sense, and some taboo places, such as Huangquan—and it seems that she is getting more and more used to staying with Luo Yuanyuan, or more and more experienced in dealing with it. Ebishou blushes less and less. Occasional flirting has become more and more calm and habitual.

After another whim of flirting with no results, Luo Yuanyuan looked at him with some frustration, and sighed a long time: "Master Ebishou is no longer fun."

They are much more familiar than before, which means that Luo Yuanyuan no longer has to maintain a dignified etiquette at all times—although that means respect, it also means alienation—so she can use this as a Some faux pas, but complained in a very intimate tone.

Although Ebisu lived for a long time, it was only when he met Luo Yuanyuan that he had just begun to fall in love. Therefore, when facing her, this great god always felt a little nervous and at a loss unconsciously. After being complained by her so much, He subconsciously showed some helplessness and amused expression, and the way he looked at her was the connivance and doting that Luo Yuanyuan was very familiar with.

"I'm not being funny anymore," Ebishou paused, but although he wanted to speak in a joking tone, because of his personality, he seemed extremely serious.He asked a little nervously, "Then what should we do?"

Which leads to this joke, which is said as a tease.

Luo Yuanyuan stopped talking, and after a while, she turned her eyes away in a joking tone, "It's okay, I don't dislike you anyway."

There was another moment of silence.

As the relationship between them gets closer, the faint pink breath before becomes more and more intense and condensed. Sometimes some unspeakable feelings may flow out if you don't pay attention. The flaws are exposed.It's just that Luo Yuanyuan's rationality clearly understands that she is in a state of nowhere, no matter how she thinks, it is not a good time to fall in love, but even if she understands things like feelings, sometimes it is difficult to control—Luo Yuanyuan thinks She couldn't control it several times - if Ebisu had made it more obvious, maybe she would have agreed.

Thank you that even men are very reserved these days!Finally, Luo Yuanyuan managed to hold on to her sanity.

But being so tense has instead created a restless tension between them. They maintain a delicate balance and carefully control their emotions. If one side is a little impulsive, the fragile The calm performance will collapse in an instant.

Compared with women these days, Luo Yuanyuan is obviously more active in relationships, and active is more aggressive - she is not a herbivore girl - several times Luo Yuanyuan was thinking, ah, what do you do with so much?If you have wine today and are drunk today, someone will push it today!

Fortunately, just when she was about to lose control of facing the beautiful and delicious god every day, Bishamen finally came.Her arrival broke the two-person world between Ebishou and Luo Yuanyuan, diluted and eased the hot and impulsive relationship, and Luo Yuanyuan was greatly relieved.

Bishamon came to tell Ebisu the news, "The 'cat' of the Soma family's generation is about to die of illness."

When she said this, Luo Yuanyuan was also sitting aside, but she couldn't understand.Ebisu knew what Luo Yuanyuan meant, which was like a code word, but he didn't seem to understand the meaning of Bishamon, so there was some confusion between his eyebrows, "I know about it."

so……?

Hearing his subtext, Bishamon glanced at Luo Yuanyuan, then remembered the poor fate of the "cat" in the Caomo family, and sighed heavily, "...Although Ayuan is not an aggressive deity, But I don’t have any artifacts, and it’s too dangerous to go out, so I think..."

Ebisu immediately reacted, "Do you want that 'cat' from Soma's house to be A Yuan's magic weapon?"

Although the artifacts were just ordinary souls before they were given names by the gods, the artifacts Luo Yuanyuan saw were basically human souls, so she asked in surprise, "Can animal souls also become artifacts? "

cat?

Although she likes dogs very much, cats...in fact, she doesn't care much.

Only later, under the explanation of Bishamon and Ebisu, did Luo Yuanyuan know that the cat of the Kusama family was actually a human being.But even though he is a human being, both Ebisu and Bishamon seem to take it for granted that there is nothing wrong with calling him a cat-because Soma is a very special surname-special in various senses.

It is said that the head of the Kusama family is like the emperor, although he is a human being, he has the name of a god.

And in the Caomo family, there will be thirteen clansmen, once embraced by the opposite sex, they will turn into animals—twelve of them correspond to the twelve zodiac signs one by one, and the extra one is a cat.

Although the people of the Kusama family insist that their head is a god, they regard the clansmen who can transform into the twelve signs of the zodiac as cursed existence, especially "cats".

That is the most despised and hated existence - because even if the other clansmen transform, they will look like ordinary animals after transformation, only cats - he is more like a pure monster.

However, it can leave an impression on the hearts of gods like Ebisu and Bishamon. Maybe the Soma family really has something to do with the gods. It's just that their clansmen are suffering so much from being cursed. Either this god Did he mutate after descending to earth, or did he make a mistake and was punished by exile?

But that's not the focus of Luo Yuanyuan's concern. After Ebisu and Bishamon discussed for a long time, the next day, Luo Yuanyuan finally stepped out of the Kingdom of God again and entered the long-lost human world - the Kusama House.

The Kusama family seems to be a well-known wealthy aristocrat among human beings. The house is exquisite and luxurious. Ebisu and Bishamon are by Luo Yuanyuan's side, and they walked through the main entrance very openly, but no one can notice—— —Even the gods, like the dead souls in this respect, are "people of the other side" who cannot be easily seen by "people of this world".

At this time, Luo Yuanyuan couldn't help thinking—if only she was still alive, if only she could still be seen by people, if only she hadn't died——it would be great if she was still a human being.

She followed Ebisu and Bishamon obediently and quietly all the way, and after coming into contact with human beings, she couldn't help but start to think about it again. It wasn't until Bishamon stopped suddenly that Luo Yuanyuan came back to her senses.

"right here."

In front of them was a dilapidated thatched cottage that was completely different from the exquisite houses they saw along the way. Obviously the Kusama house looked so grand and bright, but it was surprising that there was such a remote and dark place.

Bishamon and Ebisu, who were leading the way, looked at each other, sighed softly, and stepped aside.

Although Bishamon is a very gentle person, she saves helpless souls, but she also keeps a distance from human beings. The boundary between "people of this world" and "people of the other side" is not so easy to cross , even Ebisu—although he is the god of good fortune who protects mankind, seems to feel very helpless towards the Kusama family.

They looked at her, Luo Yuanyuan stepped forward and gently pushed open the narrow wooden door, and walked in.

The room was very dark, without windows, and it was approaching summer, extremely hot and airtight, filled with a nauseating smoky smell, Luo Yuanyuan held her breath resolutely.She waited for a long time before her eyes finally adapted to the darkness in the house. Luo Yuanyuan stayed where she was and looked up and down the hut, and finally found a thin figure curled up in the corner. Besides, there was nothing else in the room. Nothing else exists either.

Speaking of which, Luo Yuanyuan came to take him as her divine weapon, in a sense - she came to wait for his death.

He was dying.

Luo Yuanyuan couldn't help but walked towards him gently, only to see that thin figure lying on the ground with eyes closed, skinny, his whole body was so dirty that he couldn't see his true colors, his clothes were torn and tattered, almost unable to cover his body at all. .

She stared blankly at him, then slowly squatted down.

No wonder Bishamon and Ebisu always had pity in their expressions when they mentioned "cats". Luo Yuanyuan looked at the little boy in front of her, and suddenly felt very uncomfortable in her heart—according to Ebisu, The child became a "cat monster" in the arms of his mother when he was born, and then was abandoned by his family and locked up here at a very young age.

He didn't even have a name, except for the Cao Mo family who came to deliver meals every once in a while, almost all of his life was the darkness of this hut.

Luo Yuanyuan didn't have to wait for a long time for the weak breathing of the little figure on the ground, and it stopped completely after a while.

I will be very good to him.

As Luo Yuanyuan thought about it, the uncomfortable feeling in her heart dissipated a lot.She looked at the dead body in front of her, gritted her teeth, stood up, and raised her hand.

"...You have no place to return to, and you have not rested in peace. My famous lady, I will give you a place to stay. If you are given a taboo name, it will stop here. You will be named under a false name, and you will be my servant. The name is read by training, and the instrument is read by sound. From then on, I respect you The name, its dish with sound, listen to my order, and turn into my divine weapon."

"The name is Bai, the vessel is Bai...!"

Luo Yuanyuan felt a little nervous. After all, this was the first time she had practiced magic spells, but fortunately, just as she finished speaking, a white light flashed, and a boy who was only eleven or two years old appeared beside her smoothly. forward.

He looked so strange, wearing a white kimono, and his slender wrist was engraved with the name he had just been bestowed - Shiro.But after the contract was concluded, there was some kind of connection in the dark, which made her feel that he was extremely familiar.

Bai stood where he was, with pale skin and long brown hair, like that of a ginger cat.He looked up at the girl in front of him with a dazed face, his amber eyes were big and bright, looking soft and sweet, standing there thin and small, forgetting everything about his life.

—and also forgot the wish he had made.

Bishamon got his wish from the land god. It is very common to transfer wishes between gods, sometimes because the entrusted god is too busy, and sometimes because another god can fulfill it better. Wish - the Somo cat made a wish - he doesn't want to be the Somo cat again.

But the curse of the Kusama family, even the gods will not easily interfere. The reincarnation of the twelve zodiac signs and cats, born in the Kusama family is also something that the gods cannot change. Although they cannot be changed, they can reincarnate him after his death The previous time was extended a little.

"Come with me." Luo Yuanyuan carefully showed a gentle smile, and stretched out her hand to him, "Xiaobai."

Because the master is incapable of naming, the artifact that can only think of such a name suddenly looked at her for a while, and then threw himself into her arms.