On how the knight of vitality thrives in heroic heroes [Comprehensive]

The red-haired young man's eyes were full of reverie blush, he licked his moist lips, but finally couldn't help sticking out his pink tongue——

"No...don't want...I really...I really can't do it..."

"Ah," Kotomine Kirei stuffed another spoonful into it, and the priest chuckled softly, "You can, you can accept it. Good boy, it's great, isn't it?"

Diarmuid's face turned livid, and he opened the door with a "pong" sound!He materialized his two guns aggressively, and rushed to Ranger's side—! ! !

"………what?"

Kotomine Kirei, who was feeding mapo tofu with a spoon to the ranger, looked at him with dark eyes, and Diarmuid abruptly saw a trace of accusation from it.

The ranger sobbed tearfully and asked him for help: "Di... Diarmuid! I really can't do it anymore, I really can't eat anymore!"

Even if it can increase blood, I won't eat this anymore! ! !

How could a child who eats sweets be able to adapt to the power of mapo tofu · Kotomine Kirei's special · enhanced version? !

Only then did Diarmuid realize that he had misunderstood. The dirty adult hugged the ranger with a red face, put him on the sofa, comforted him foolishly and handed him water to drink, but the ranger was still sobbing, so hot, so hot, so hot.

Kotomine Kirei touched his cheek, and the corner of his mouth drew a subtle arc.The priest seemed kind and handed over a cup of hot water: "Hot water is better for relieving spicy food."

Regardless of the previous suspicions, the gunman gratefully took the priest's water, and was about to feed the ranger a drink carefully——

The priest suggested: "It's better to drink it in one breath, that way the effect will be better."

The spearman then fed it in one go.

"!!!!!!" Ranger's eyes widened, tears kept flowing from his eyes, he repeated blankly: "No, no! Don't--I...I...I...!!"

You all know that feeling.Yes, hot water does relieve spicy heat.But when you drink a cup of hot water, your first feeling must be——

Why is woc so spicy! ! ! ! !

You Xia buried his face in the pillow and did not speak, because he cried so much just now, he began to hiccup softly, which made his body twitch and tremble. curled up into a ball trembling.

"Yan! Feng! Qi! Li!" Diarmuid picked up a pillow and threw it over, "Get out of here!!!"

Kotomine Kirei said: "I didn't know he was so bad at spicy food... I didn't mean it."

Dilumdo Koko smiled: Who was the one who told me to feed the hot water just now?Who is that shaking with laughter? ?Do you think I'll believe your nonsense? !

He pushed the priest out.

The priest touched his nose silently and went back to his room.

I'm sure to have a good dream tonight.Kotomine Kirei raised the corners of his lips.After all, the scenery just now...is so fragrant.

It's a pity that he didn't take a picture, which is a pity.

"Ah... wait, I remember bringing a photo stone when I came here?"

Looks like he's going to be busy tonight

On the other side, Diarmuid coaxed the ranger in a hurry, but was kicked away by the ranger angrily: Get out of the way because you fed me boiling water! !

Diarmuid: I am also desperate, what can I do.jpg

He could only hug You Xia up and coax him, then asked him softly while patting him on the back: "Are you full? Do you want me to cook you something?"

The ranger sobbed and grabbed his clothes tightly: "Whatever you want." There was a strong nasal tone in his voice, "Don't be spicy."

He was really scared by the heat, otherwise he would have attacked Diarmuid who was doing anything casually.

Diarmuid suppressed a smile and said, "Okay." He put the ranger down gently, and went to the kitchen to make a bowl of milk eggs.

He pushed You Xia's shoulder, "Hey, would you like to try this?"

The ranger asked in a low voice, "Is it spicy?"

Diarmui coughed twice to cover up his smile: "It's not spicy, it's really not spicy."

"Just now the priest told me that mapo tofu is not spicy..."

"I'm a puppy if you lie, okay? Try it, you'll like it."

You Xia lightly picked up the spoon and took a bite, put it in his mouth to hold it.

“Delicious! ovo”

The silky touch of the milk egg made the young man's eyes widen slightly. The taste buds exploded, which belonged to milk. The soft taste of the egg spread, and the young man couldn't help squinting his eyes.He licked his lips, forgetting the spicy taste on his mouth for a moment.

You Xia bit the spoon and tilted his head: "I want more!"

Diarmuid's smile widened, and he patted the young man's head dotingly: "Okay, okay, I'll make you another one."

"one…?"

"You can't eat too much. You just finished eating something so spicy, your stomach will not be able to stand it."

Ranger: I hate qwq

As a result, I didn’t read any books tonight==

The next day Ranger went to school with his lunch box, but he spent most of the morning on the road.

"It's a ranger! It's a ranger, right!!" "Little hero, sign for me!!" "Has the wound healed?" "Are you going to test Xiongying?" "Can I shake hands??"

…well?

The red-haired young man stared wide-eyed like a frightened cat. With the crowd approaching, he subconsciously exploded his fur, turned around and ran away! !

"Don't run, little hero!!!!"

A group of townspeople chased after him.

Ranger hid in a corner, swallowed his saliva, and carefully leaned against the corner to listen to the movement next to him——

"He shouldn't hide away, we will divide into three groups to chase him! Let's go!"

Ranger: ...

I don't understand this world anymore.

He probed into the depths of the alley, only to find that it was a dead end.But he didn't dare to climb over the wall for a while—just kidding, he flashed in mid-air, what if he was discovered? !

Just when the ranger was at a loss, someone came over.

The blond guy with durian head was riding his bicycle irritably, and shouted at him: "The red-headed scarf monster, what are you doing here?! Are you in good health?!"

The ranger widened his eyes and pointed to himself in disbelief: The red-headed scarf monster? ? ?

"It's you. Tsk." Duliantou looked at the schoolbag behind him, "Are you back from class today?"

Ranger nodded hesitantly: "...um."

"Come on." Duliantou patted the rear parking space and shouted impatiently.

"???"

"Hurry up, we're going to be late."

"... Oh." Only then did You Xia slowly climb up.

Duliantou snorted softly and smiled: "Catch it——!"

He pedaled fast, and the car rushed straight through like the wind, smashing through the huge crowd, away from the disappointed boos and loud shouts of the crowd!You Xia was bumped up and down by the car, in order not to be thrown out, he could only hug tightly the waist of the durian head boy in front of him.

— Ah, he has abs.

You Xia rubbed it curiously, thinking enviously that I want it too.

By the way, how much is it?

His hand subconsciously touched down.

Duliantou blushed and turned to him and yelled, "Where are you touching!!!"

Was discovered.

The ranger tightened his arms around his waist and stopped talking.

The system grinned: beat the dog's head violently.jpg

"Ah, by the way, did I know you before?"

"!!!" Dulian was the first to brake suddenly, and he narrowed his blood-red eyes: "You don't remember me?...Wait, you lost your memory?"

Ranger nodded quietly: "Yes."

"... Tsk. Listen carefully, I am Katsuki Bakugo, I will defeat everyone and become the veritable No. It will definitely defeat you, too."

You Xia imitated Aizawa Shouta's movement, touched his chin and said, "You can't beat me."

"Shut up!!! I'll beat you sooner or later!!!"

"You can't beat me."

"If you continue to quarrel, you will go to school for me!!!"

However, the two of them were still blocked.

The crowd took photos of You Xia and posted them on the Internet. Soon, some people guessed that You Xia probably went to school, but before the crowd arrived, the students in the school had already huddled together at the school gate. .

Bakugo Katsuki: ...

Ranger: ...

Bakugo Katsuki said very unsympathetically, "You solve it yourself." He ran away.

A group of students flashed wanton (not) smiles in front of the Ranger.

.........

Ranger was later brought into the class by the principal.

"I think everyone already knows who is back, so I won't keep this a secret—" Mr. Principal smiled and brought a person into the classroom. "I hope everyone will not disturb him too much and give him a peaceful campus life."

You Xia walked in from behind the door: "You Xia." Looking around with gray-black eyes, he said, "Because of the previous relationship, I lost a lot of memory. So I forgot a lot of things. I hope that in the days to come, I can continue to be with you." Everyone lives in harmony."

There was a warm applause below!

...

Lvgu sat on the roof and sighed for a long time, the ranger really forgot about him... Would such a ranger still dine with him?

There were footsteps behind him.

Green Valley turned his head, and he couldn't help showing a smile when he saw the person coming.

"Welcome back."

"Hey, did you bring a bento?"

"Diarmuid has cooked."

"Diarmuid?"

"My servant."

"...Servant?" Izuku Midoriya twitched the corners of his mouth, ah, I didn't expect that I hadn't seen the ranger for so long and would make a joke...

"Is there an ideal school now?"

The system poked him: "Xiongying."

You Xia tilted his head, thinking: Ah Xiaotai once said that he wanted to study Xiongying...

He then said: "Xiongying."

"It's still the same..." The green-haired little A Zhai smiled, that's great, he thought, the ranger hasn't changed at all.Midoriya Izuku stretched out his hand, "Shall we work hard together? The entrance exam is one week away."

The ranger looked at the boy's fingertips in a daze.

He didn't put his hand on it, but shifted his gaze slightly—"Ah."

At night, at home.

Diarmuid ran over to open the door for the ranger. The man's attitude was so enthusiastic that the ranger could even vaguely see a wagging tail behind the other's buttocks.You Xia glanced at him calmly, wondering why the other party was so active all of a sudden, but didn't say much.

At the dinner table, Diarmuid blinked his eyes and said, "Youxia, I used your computer today...ah, I didn't touch your things. I just connected to the Internet. It should be fine, right?"

"fine."

You Xia silently turned on the computer, and then saw a dozen unnaturally closed windows pop up!With the speed of his hands, he turned off a dozen of them in one go, but a few still appeared——

[Madden!Ranger Little Hero's schedule for today! 】

【Sneak shot!Ranger's profile prprpr]

[You Xia's self-introduction on the podium today...]

Ranger: ...you just watch this kind of stuff at home? ? ?

Immediately afterwards, he saw the title behind Diarmuid's newly registered user [today's owner is also very cute].

Deputy head of the ranger support group.

...so who is the leader?Ranger searched with subtle curiosity.

It is a user called [Father Mapo Loves Feeding].

He seemed to know who it was.

.........

I lost.sorry.

Are you perverts? !

Ranger calmly closed the page.He thought blankly—ah, is it too late for the two of them to go back to Fuyuki now?

Life is so difficult.