Why beta is the third party who destroys other people's feelings

"Why don't you order takeaway?" Xie Lang thought for a long time, and finally gave a solution.

But it was immediately rejected by Fang Dongxu, what a joke, didn't he think of it just now?

If he ordered takeaway by himself, Wu Zheng would definitely have a girl's heart collapse and doubt life, and feel his disgust. What if he can't think about it?

"No, no, I have to save some face for Wu Zheng."

"Oh, then you should eat all Wu Zheng's love dinner by yourself. I won't talk to you anymore. There is something wrong with Xie Mingming. I have to go and have a look." Xie Lang said and was about to hang up the voice call, Fang Dongxu Here quickly shouted:

"Hey! Wait! What happened to Xie Mingming?"

"It's nothing, it's just that since I drank the bowl of porridge you brought in the morning, I haven't eaten all day, and now I'm going to sleep again. I'm afraid he will do something out of the ordinary."

"Could it be that the pig's liver and green vegetable porridge has spoiled your brain?" When Xie Lang said this, Fang Dongxu remembered that Xie Mingming didn't seem to have eaten anything at noon.

"It's possible, but it's more of a heart attack. Let's not talk about it. I'll go see him."

"Hey! Wait a minute! How can I make dinner tonight!" Seeing that Xie Lang was about to hang up the phone, Fang Dongxu couldn't hold back.

"How about I order a takeaway for you, fill in your home address and phone number, and write something else in your name, so it's wrong?"

"I think, I'll send you the address later." Fang Dongxu felt that this trick was okay, and after hanging up the WeChat call, he sent the address and phone number to Xie Lang, and at the same time remarked: "You can order whatever you want. , delivered within an hour, thank you!"

"OK."

Seeing that Xie Lang replied "OK", Fang Dongxu's heart was finally relieved, and then he opened the mobile phone forum to see if there was any big news recently.

As a result, I saw a photo of him and Wu Zheng... This is exciting.

The background of the photo shoot was the downstairs of the research institute where he worked, and the content was that he "sucked" Wu Zheng with a super ugly expression with his bloated body, and Wu Zheng's expression was slightly aggrieved.

Who made him look so ugly?In such a comparison, Wu Zheng suffered a big loss.

Flipping through the comments below, Fang Dongxu silently turned off his phone, he couldn't watch it anymore, he would have a heart attack any more.

What are the things below!Even the words "ugly people make mischief" are used, so he and Wu Zheng'ai can do whatever they want!

So, how to "solve" Wu Zheng's dinner now?

Sweet and sour pork ribs, fried vermicelli with bean sprouts, fried pork liver with green pepper and fish soup, everything is a dark dish...

Fang Dongxu swallowed, staring at the dishes on the table in front of him, unable to put his chopsticks down.Although it looked quite normal, he knew that the smell was definitely not normal!

Why hasn't Xie Langding's takeaway arrived yet?

"Eat." Wu Zheng couldn't wait to serve Fang Dongxu a meal, and he was wearing an apron, looking very handsome at home.

But Fang Dongxu didn't dare to move anymore, even the rice felt strange to him.

Finally, when Wu Zheng put the rice in front of him, the doorbell rang.

Fang Dongxu stood up swiftly, ready to open the door.

Wu Zheng was one step ahead of him, saying:

"You are inconvenient to move, let me go and open the door."

Fang Dongxu:? ? ?

"Hello, sir, your takeaway." As soon as the door opened, the takeaway was the little brother who delivered the takeaway, with a packaged takeaway in his hand.Wu Zheng turned his head and glanced at Fang Dongxu, with an uncertain expression:

"Did you order takeout?"

"Ah? No, no." The lines he had thought up a long time ago were not uttered. For some reason, seeing Wu Zheng's face made him feel very guilty.

"Impossible, the address is correct, it's impossible to send it wrong." The takeaway guy checked his phone, then looked at the house number, there was no wrong delivery.

Wu Zheng frowned and said:

"We don't order takeaway. You can call to confirm."

The little brother was also very puzzled, and called the person on the takeaway, and then, on the coffee table, Fang Dongxu's cell phone rang.

He slots!He forgot that the phone was reserved for him.Fang Dongxu had the urge to grab the ground with his head for a moment.

Wu Zheng looked at Fang Dongxu in horror, Fang Dongxu swallowed, what to do, the atmosphere is super embarrassing now!

The food delivery person probably hasn't seen this kind of situation before, and he is stupid there.

Fang Dongxu took a deep breath, walked in front of Wu Zheng, took the takeaway, and said to the delivery guy:

"It's not wrong, you can go." Then he closed the door under the dull eyes of the delivery boy and Wu Zheng.

The door closed, Fang Dongxu took the takeaway and sat on the dining table, Wu Zheng who was at the door was stunned for a long time before coming with him, and sat opposite Fang Dongxu, the two of them didn't say a word.

Finally, Wu Zheng stretched out his hand and moved the courier on the table in front of him, looked at the order on the takeaway bag, and the recipient field was filled with... Wu Ergou.

In fact, Fang Dongxu also saw it at the beginning, and it is unreliable to ask Xie Lang for work.

Taking a deep breath, Fang Dongxu looked up at Wu Zheng and said:

"Would you like to hear me explain to you?"

Wu Zheng put down the list, looked at Fang Dongxu, and said:

"So, you didn't actually order the takeaway?"

"This is my decision, please Xie Lang." I have made an agreement with Wu Zheng before, and it is best not to hide anything from the other party in the future. Now that we have reached this point, it is better to speak clearly.

However, Wu Zheng couldn't understand it anymore!Why Sheran again?

"Xie Lang, it's Xie Lang again, do you really have something like that! You still don't want to go to work tomorrow!" Wu Zheng stood up angrily after speaking, then went to the room, messed around for a while, and then Coming out, with a flick of his hand, a small wallet was thrown into Fang Dongxu's arms.

This... what operation?

Fang Dongxu opened the wallet and found several bank cards lying inside.

What does it mean?Finally broke out and planned to divorce him. Is this "dissolution fee"?

"What do you mean?" Fang Dongxu frowned and raised the card in his hand.

"This is the money I saved before, as well as my salary card. I changed the password to your birthday. Don't go to work in the future, and use what's inside if you don't have money."

"..." So Wu Zheng was still out of his mind, Fang Dongxu put the card back silently, put the wallet on the dining table, stared at Wu Zheng, and said for a long time:

"I asked Xie Lang to help order takeaways not because I had an affair with him."

"Why is that? You just went to work, and he was like this! How can I not think about it."

Do you think that everyone is as blind as you, and can appreciate his mediocre beta!

"Because, I don't want to eat the dinner you cooked." Fang Dongxu took a deep breath, and finally said this sentence. Wu Zheng, who was opposite him, was originally angry at the matter between Fang Dongxu and Xie Lang, but this time he was shocked. shocked.

Why?Why don't you want to eat his cooking?

"But, you finished the pork liver and vegetable porridge in the morning!"

"That was drunk by Xie Mingming..."

"I...why?" How could Dongxu treat him like this for the meal he cooked so hard?Sure enough, Fang Dongxu didn't like him!

Fang Dongxu felt that it was very difficult for him to chat with Wu Zheng, so he simply stood up, scooped a spoonful of fish soup made by Wu Zheng, and put it in front of Wu Zheng's mouth.

Wu Zheng was a little confused by Fang Dongxu's actions, looked at Fang Dongxu, puzzled and said:

"Do...what?"

"Open your mouth."

Watching Wu Zheng open his mouth, Fang Dongxu stuffed the spoon into Wu Zheng's mouth with confidence. Before he could pull it out completely, Wu Zheng's expression changed. Three seconds later, he rushed to the toilet and vomited.

Oh, I have never tasted my own craft before.

Is there anyone in the world who cooks like this?

Fang Dongxu went to the bathroom together, and Wu Zheng was holding the toilet in a daze.

It took a long time before he raised his head, and asked with an extremely aggrieved expression:

"So, are you refusing to eat the food I cook because it's unpalatable?"

Fang Dongxu nodded heavily, very pleased!This stupid dog finally realized what the problem was!

Although the "misunderstanding" was resolved, Wu Zheng was still in a low mood. He didn't say a word when he was eating takeaway, and he didn't say a word when he was washing the dishes. After taking a shower, Wu Zheng silently went to the bathroom to wash his clothes.

The big clothes were thrown into the washing machine, and Wu Zheng washed them by hand.

Seeing Wu Zheng who was silently sitting on the small bench rubbing his pants, Fang Dongxu felt a little bit sorry for his conscience.

After struggling for a long time, I still paced to the bathroom, leaned against the door, coughed and said:

"Well, don't worry about it too much. I don't mind if I can cook or order takeaway in the future."

Fang Dongxu's words directly hit Wu Zheng's vital point. As soon as he said it, Wu Zheng's body shook, and then he slowly raised his head and said:

"Are you going to live with Xie Lang?"

"No... why do you think so?" Fang Dongxu didn't know how to communicate with Wu Zheng.

Before he could think of what to say next, Wu Zheng lowered his head and continued rubbing his pants. He didn't know whether it was because he was depressed or he was too stimulated. When they rubbed together, the piece of "cloth" stabbed, and Wu Zheng's The big hands were rubbed into two halves...