You can't afford to hurt the readers who are transmigrated into scumbags

Xuanyin didn't know what happened, so she didn't dare to speak out with a heart.

However, the shouts of some women's relatives kept coming from their ears, and the tone was very anxious.

"Master, this is against the rules." 234

"Master, it's not this way, that's the way to Xitang."

"Young master, we haven't visited the hall yet, you can't carry the bride to the new house!"

Yin Tianchen turned a deaf ear and went back to the new house with Xuanyin in his arms, and kicked the door behind him, keeping all the idlers out of the door.

Xuanyin felt that the noise had weakened, and just as she was about to make a sound, she was thrown on the bed.

Xuanyin rolled around on the bed twice, the red scarf on her head rolled off, luckily she didn't have a phoenix crown on her head, otherwise she wouldn't be able to get up right now.Xuanyin was lying on the bed, looking at the man who was also wearing a red wedding dress and standing by the bed with a dazed expression.

"...Brother Chen?" Xuanyin asked uncertainly.

Yin Tianchen snorted coldly.

Xuanyin breathed a sigh of relief, knelt and sat up on the bed: "I was shocked, I thought I had encountered a pervert."

Yin Tianchen said angrily, "I think you're the one who is perverted, right?"

Xuanyin was puzzled and said, "What's none of my business?"

Yin Tianchen poked his head violently with his index finger, and said: "You can't choose a normal world? If you like sadomasochism in the future, I will give you a real sadomasochism and see where you cry!"

Xuanyin covered her forehead and said with a smile, "You won't be willing to part with it."

Yin Tianchen rolled his eyes, knowing that what he said was the truth, he was speechless.

Xuanyin threw aside the scarf hanging on her shoulders, crawled to the side of the bed on both hands and feet, raised her head and said, "Actually, there is something special in this world, do you want me to show it to you?"

Yin Tianchen frowned and said, "What?"

Xuanyin adjusted her posture and sat cross-legged on the bed.

Yin Tianchen just wanted to sit down beside him, but was stopped by Xuanyin raising his hand.

"What exactly do you want to show me?" Yin Tianchen was helpless.

"Don't worry." Xuanyin said as she began to undress.

Yin Tianchen: "..."

Ancient people's clothes, especially wedding clothes, were very cumbersome. Xuanyin only took off one outer robe after messing with it for a long time.

Xuanyin didn't take off her clothes, but opened her skirts wide, and raised her legs to pull off her trousers.

Yin Tianchen: "???"

What is this operation?

Xuanyin spread her legs boldly, facing Yin Tianchen, and said, "Look, this body is very special!"

Yin Tianchen: "..."

Xuanyin said excitedly: "I've only seen this kind of body in the past, but I didn't expect to experience it myself one day. Li said that this kind of body is special in other aspects. We will try it when the time comes, it will definitely be very cool!"

The setting of this world is a bit curious. In addition to men and women, there is also the gender of Shuanger.Shuang'er is the so-called bisexual person, who can marry a man or a woman, but in the end, most of them marry.Xiao Jianshou in this book is a twin, which is why he was able to get pregnant and miscarry so many times in the whole text.

Yin Tianchen didn't pay much attention to this point at first, all his attention was taken away by the fucking plot, so why would he care about this aspect, now that Xuanyin deliberately reminded him—it was still placed in front of him with great fanfare, Yin Tianchen shocked.

After a long while, Yin Tianchen came back to his senses, quickly picked up his pants and threw them on him.

"Put it on for me!"

Xuanyin pursed her lips, and slowly put on her pants.

"So do you want to try it?" Xuanyin asked.

Yin Tianchen scolded: "Try your size, what if you are really pregnant?"

Xuanyin said nonchalantly: "It's a virtual world anyway, when it's over, just leave, and the rest will all be converted back to data. And it's not that I haven't been born before, haven't I been born several times in previous lives Already, they can add up to form more than half of the football team."

Yin Tianchen was speechless.

But although he has inherited the memories of the previous lives, the memory of this life is more important, and he doesn't have much feeling about pregnancy and childbirth.

"...Then why don't we have two more when we go back this time?" Yin Tianchen had a whim.

As soon as these words came out, Xuanyin's expression froze.

Yin Tianchen rubbed his head amusedly: "You are still pregnant like this, so let's take care of yourself first. Come down quickly, I will help you get dressed and go out to worship."

Xuanyin let out an "oh" and obediently got out of bed.

It has been nearly two quarters since the two of them quarreled like this.

Although the female family members outside were worried that they would miss the auspicious time, they didn't dare to express too many opinions because of their young master's bad temper.Seeing the time passing by every minute and every second, finally when everyone was impatient, the door of the new house finally opened.

The groom walked out with his arms around the bride's waist.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The original aunt took a step forward, said with a dry smile: "Brother He, it's almost the hour now, it's time to pay homage."

Yin Tianchen said: "I understand, won't this come out?"

He said, supporting Xuanyin's waist with one hand and holding his hand with the other to prevent him from tripping over the threshold.

Xi Po is in charge of a series of procedures such as worship, and Yin Tianchen and Xuanyin only need to hold a wedding silk for the whole process, and worship the heaven and the earth.After the ceremony, Yin Tianchen stayed in the lobby to greet the guests, while Xuanyin was sent back to the new house.

It was already late at night when I finished all the things I had done and could finally go to pick up the hipa.

In the new house, the red candles of dragon and phoenix standing on both ends of the wedding bed, the shadows of the candles swayed, Xuanyin's face was covered by the red scarf, and she was sitting on the edge of the bed with her hands on her knees, looking very cute.The maid and Xi Po were waiting by the bed. Xi Po stepped forward and lifted the tray with the scales to Yin Tianchen.

"Master, please use the Xipa scale to pick up the Xipa, and you will be happy from now on."

He clearly knew it was a fake, but at this moment, Yin Tianchen's heart suddenly thumped, as if it was really the two of them who got married.

He suddenly didn't want others to see Xuanyin's appearance.

Even if this face is not Xuanyin's.

"You go out first." Yin Tianchen took the Xi scale and drove out the idlers.

Xi Po hesitated and said: "Master, this is against the rules, there are still many happy words that have not been read, this is unlucky..."

"Auspicious or unlucky is not something that can be decided in a few words." Yin Tianchen pushed them out stubbornly.Xi Po and the maids didn't dare to make mistakes, and they got the red envelopes from the left and right, so they didn't want to touch the bridegroom's bad luck.

As soon as Yin Tianchen closed the door, Xuanyin took off the hijab automatically and consciously, and ran behind him.

He smiled and said: "I'm so anxious to drive everyone out, can't I wait? Let me just say, this body is so special, we should try it, it must be fun!"

Yin Tianchen's backhand is a scale.

Xuanyin covered her painful head, and stared at Yin Tianchen aggrievedly.

In the next second, Yin Tianchen threw away the scale, picked up Xuanyin, and walked towards the wedding bed.

——Has been mentioned so many times by Xuanyin, no matter how careless he was originally, he will inevitably become curious.

(ah ha)

Facts have proved that Xuanyin's idea is correct.

The experience was indeed exhilarating.

It's just that this twin's body is a little weaker, and Xuanyin passed out before Yin Tianchen could fully enjoy herself, and when she got out of bed the next morning, her legs were still shaking.

Yin Tianchen helped him put on his clothes, touched his chin and said, "If you follow the original book, you should already have a child in your stomach, right?"

After all, it was almost two months after the original Bai Yueguang "resurrected from the dead".

At that time, Xiao Jianshou was favored by the original body because of his resemblance to Bai Yueguang, and he thought that the original body was such a good wife and husband, but he didn't know that the appearance of Bai Yueguang was when he would go to hell.Not only did she see her husband's true face clearly, but even the unformed fetus in her womb was stillborn under Bai Yueguang's murder.

Of course, Yin Tianchen would never allow this to happen.

When Xuanyin heard his words, her movements froze, and she couldn't take her unnatural steps.

At this moment, a maid's voice sounded outside the door.

"Master, young lady, it's getting late, it's time to offer tea to the old lady."

Yin Tianchen looked at Xuanyin: "Can you still walk?"

Xuanyin gritted her teeth and said, "It can be done."

In the original book, because Xiao Jianshou was tortured by the original body for one night, he immediately developed a fever the next day and was unable to go to pay his respects, thus leaving a bad impression in front of the old lady.Xuanyin and Yin Tianchen actually didn't care about the opinions of these virtual characters, but since they wanted to continue playing, they still had to abide by some necessary rules of the game.

The original body's family is the imperial merchant, which has gone through five generations.Now the one who is in charge of the family is the original Meng He. His parents died young, and he inherited the family business when he was a teenager. Because his father's generation did not have a real uncle, and the old lady controlled him, he never encountered a family that was too blatant. Infighting.

The Meng family's manor is huge, and Yin Tianchen and Xuanyin are even the old ladies who went to meet in sedan chairs.

The old lady is getting old, she lives in seclusion, eats vegetarian food and prays to Buddha on weekdays, and basically no longer manages affairs. The only thing she worries about is her grandson's marriage.But the grandson put all his heart on the young son of the Qiu family who passed away unexpectedly two years ago, and he didn't want to marry again, which caused her a headache. This time, he finally found a good match and looked like the young master Qiu, so she immediately made the decision When I got the job, I couldn't resist her, so I agreed.

——It's just that at the wedding, the woman's face was severely disrespected, which made the old lady very angry.

Yin Tianchen did not do such wicked things, and the old lady's body is naturally still healthy. She is an old woman in her 60s, and her features are not very kind. Her looks are even a little mean.

But she still behaved very kindly in front of her precious grandson monk and the granddaughter-in-law who satisfied her.

When serving tea, Xuanyin was not made to kneel for a long time, and he was given a generous red envelope.

He also explained a few words to let the young couple live a good life, and strive to open branches and leaves for the Meng family as soon as possible, so that she can embrace her great-grandson in her lifetime, and the four generations live together, so she put them back.

"The old lady is really generous."

On the way, Xuanyin couldn't help looking at the red envelope, it was actually gold!

Yin Tianchen hurriedly pressed his hand to prevent him from continuing to embarrass himself: "Okay, don't let your money out, don't you understand, be careful to be robbed by others."

Xuanyin curled her lips and said, "Do you think I'm stupid? This is the Meng family, who dares to steal my money. Hey, do you dare?" He turned his head and met the little maid following behind.

The maids immediately shook their heads vigorously.

Yin Tianchen was speechless.

Xuanyin raised her eyebrows at him triumphantly: "Let's go, let's go out for a stroll."

Yin Tianchen asked back, "Your waist isn't sore anymore?"

"It's sour, but I still want to go out and have a look." Xuanyin said, "It's a rare opportunity. I haven't lived the life of an ordinary ancient for a long time."

Since people with sore backs persisted, Yin Tianchen naturally had no objections.

This game is three days.

The result of having fun is that both of them forgot that there was a saying of returning home in ancient times. It was on the evening of the third day when Yin Tianchen returned to the mansion. important things.

Generally speaking, if the son-in-law does not come along when returning home, it means that the daughter Shuanger is not valued in the husband's house.

And not even being allowed to return home means that her daughter Shuang'er has no status in her husband's family.

She never expected that Xuanyin would become a pitiful person in the eyes of her natal family, but Yin Tianchen not only didn't feel guilty, but also thought it was a little funny—isn't this a poor little person who is destined to be humbled somewhere?

Yin Tianchen told Xuanyin about it.

Xuanyin was very open-minded: "Then go back tomorrow and tell me that I'm not feeling well." Anyway, those from her natal family are not his real relatives, let alone real people.

So the next day, Yin Tianchen asked people to prepare generous gifts, and brought Xuanyin back to the door.

The Wen family, who were still worried at first, finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this. It was a bit high for them to marry their son. Yesterday, their son failed to return home, which made them worry all day. Today, they can finally get rid of the stone in their hearts. let go.

Madam Wen immediately pulled Xuanyin back into the room to whisper.

Yin Tianchen stayed in the lobby, chatting with Master Wen.

Yin Tianchen was fine, he had some experience in dealing with this kind of thing, but Xuanyin suffered a lot, being dragged and chatted for several hours by an aunt in her 40s, and almost fell asleep.

The young couple were also left for dinner.

On the way back to Meng Mansion, Xuanyin lay in Yin Tianchen's arms and refused to get up, acted like a baby, and finally fell asleep.

Yin Tianchen had no choice but to carry him off the carriage when he got home, which also attracted many servants to watch and whisper.Most of them knew Yuan Shen's feelings for Young Master Qiu, so they probably couldn't understand why he moved on so quickly.

In the blink of an eye, two months have passed.

Yin Tianchen was really afraid that Xuanyin would get pregnant in the virtual world, so after trying it a few times, he never touched him again.

On the contrary, it made Xuanyin very lustful and dissatisfied.

Calculating the time, it was almost time for Bai Yueguang to appear on stage.

Bai Yueguang's surname is Qiu, and his name is Qiu Li'er. He is the youngest son of a certain capital official and the only twin in his family. He has three older brothers, so he is very favored.Yin Tianchen didn't want to complain about the name of a younger girl than a girl, after all, the name of Xuanyin's body was Wen Ying'er, and he almost killed him when he knew it.

Qiu Li'er was married to Yuan Chen's fingertips, but at the age of 17, she met a bandit. It is said that in order to keep her name, she committed suicide by jumping off a cliff.As for why he came back from the dead, the person who came back was not the real Qiu Li'er, but someone sent by the Meng family's rival to pretend to be Qiu Li'er, with the purpose of seducing the original body and bringing down the Meng family.

The original body didn't know the truth, and was played around by Qiu Li'er. Halfway through, he suspected that Xiao Jian was cooperating with others, leaked the secrets of the Meng family, used private behavior against him, and aborted his child for the third time.

Thinking about it, Yin Tianchen felt ashamed, and couldn't understand Xuanyin and his sister's hobbies even more.

Is it because Shuangwen is not good-looking, or is the cookie not delicious?

But in any case, the plot is still going on in an orderly manner.

This afternoon, Yin Tianchen went to the pier to inspect as usual, because a batch of new goods were coming to Beijing recently, and he had to keep an eye on them to avoid any mistakes.The appearance of Qiu Li'er also completely followed the description in the original book. She was caught by the boatman in a coma and dropped on Yin Tianchen's only way.

Qiu Li'er was drenched all over, and his long black hair covered his beautiful features.

As soon as it was pushed away by the boatmen, it immediately caused bursts of exclamation.

"It's a twin!"

"Shuang'er is so beautiful, why did she appear here?"

"Could it be that I met a water bandit? I haven't heard of any water bandits around here, but it's too peaceful."

If this is the original body, I will definitely go up to see it, and then find out, Emma is not my fiancée who is dead in the legend? She actually appeared here. I have to take him home quickly so that no other man can see it The man took him back to Meng's house.

Of course, Yin Tianchen couldn't do that. He directly sent someone to disperse the group of boatmen, and sent someone to send Qiu Li'er to a nearby hospital. government.

Not long after returning to the mansion, a servant came to report: "Young Master, the Shuang'er who fell into the water claimed to be Mr. Qiu, and asked to see the Young Master."

Yin Tianchen didn't turn his head back: "Young Master Qiu has been away for more than two years, how dare someone impersonate him? It's really daring, you have someone blow him out directly. If he is really Young Master Qiu, he should return to Qiu." government, not come to me."

When the servants heard it, they felt that it was very reasonable, so they did as they said.

Xuanyin was in a hurry: "Why are you like this?"

Yin Tianchen said: "How am I?"

Xuanyin said: "If you just drive people away like this, how can the plot continue?"

Yin Tianchen said: "Did you see me go through the plot in the past two months?"

Xuanyin was speechless.

He really didn't go through the plot, all the butterflies fell.

Xuanyin was sullen: "Then what's the point of this? It's no different from the days in the original world."

Yin Tianchen said: "Didn't you eat a lot of delicious food?"

Xuanyin said: "Don't talk about it, I can't even eat delicious food recently."

Yin Tianchen was extremely sensitive to this aspect, and immediately said: "Damn it, you probably have it, don't you?"

"..." Xuanyin said speechlessly, "Speak as you speak, why are you cursing?"

Yin Tianchen said: "No, you absolutely can't get pregnant in the virtual world."

As he spoke, he opened the control panel to exit.

Xuanyin couldn't stop her, and watched her husband lose consciousness. He knew that when he woke up again, the other party would really turn back into that scumbag Meng He, so he pressed the exit button in a hurry and returned to the real world.

"What are you doing!" Xuanyin was forced to stop the game halfway, and was so angry that she rode on Yin Tianchen and beat him.

Yin Tianchen said: "Anyway, I can't accept this kind of thing."

Xuanyin said: "Is there anything unacceptable if it's fake?"

Yin Tianchen said: "Just because it's fake, I can't accept it!"

Xuanyin said: "Is that really acceptable to you?"

Yin Tianchen hummed.

Xuanyin blurted out: "Then give birth to a real one! You are not allowed to wear condoms today!"

Yin Tianchen: "..."

Later, Xuanyin really gave birth to a pair of twins.

It just happened that the one who didn't wear a condom won the first place in one fell swoop this time.