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Yin Tianchen finally knew what Liu Jun was hesitating to say.

Babies will cry in the middle of the night, and so will puppies!And compared to babies who sleep when they are full, puppies are obviously not so easy to calm down.

Listening to the sound of little paws rubbing against the hanging bed sheet, Yin Tianchen got up helplessly, ready to turn on the light.

But Liu Jun grabbed him: "Why go?"

Yin Tianchen said in a daze, "Xiao Bu is awake, I'll go and see it."

Liu Jun hooked his neck and said: "It's not a child, let it play for a while, and it will fall asleep when it gets tired. Let's continue."

Yin Tianchen: "???"

Is this to let the puppies listen to the rhythm of the scene? !

This is absolutely impossible!

Yin Tianchen felt that this was too limitless, so he immediately refused, ignored Liu Jun's sad eyes, put on his clothes, carried the small cloth in one hand, and the kennel in the other, and walked out of the bedroom.

After about 10 minutes, he came back.

Seeing that his hands were empty, Liu Jun asked curiously, "Where did you get it?"

"In the guest room, put water and dog food, let him play by himself." Yin Tianchen undressed and went to bed, "Now we can continue."

It was obviously a wrong decision for Yin Tianchen to put Xiaobu in the guest room.

The next day when the maid was doing routine cleaning, the little Labrador screamed in fright as soon as she opened the door, and after Xiaobu ran around her, she found a piece of Messy.

Fortunately, Yin Tianchen was at home today, after he brought Xiaobu back, he gave him a scolding by pointing his head.

Then I started thinking about finding a dog trainer.

Labrador is a breed with relatively high IQ, but it still needs systematic guidance to make them obedient and not noisy.

The Yu family had plenty of money, so Yin Tianchen didn't need to send Xiaobu to the dog school, he specially invited someone to teach him at home.Liu Jun usually stays at home, and can study with the dog trainer to kill time.

The dog trainer is a young man with a handsome face and a gentle manner.

His surname is Liu, and he is about the same age as Liu Jun.

Liu Jun called him Xiao Liu: "Xiao Liu, how long have you been in this business?"

Xiao Liu gently threw out the toy ball in his hand, and after Xiao Bu went to pick it up, he said, "It's only two years, not too long."

Xiao Bu obviously liked Liu Jun more, picked up the ball and put it directly on his vamp.

The shoe surface was uneven, and the toy ball rolled down as soon as it let go, and Xiao Bu had to stumble to pick it up again.

"Actually, I didn't do this business. I took the test because I like small animals so much." Xiao Liu reached out and took the ball that Xiao Bu picked up for the second time, stroked its head, and gave it another ball. Snacks.

Liu Jun asked curiously, "Do you have to reward him every time?"

Xiao Liu said: "Yes, but Xiaobu is still too young to be so strict. The best time to start training dogs should be three to six months. The main problem Mr. Yu wants to solve now is the dog's defecation problem. , don’t be in a hurry, after all, we can’t force it to go to the bathroom, can we?”

Liu Jun nodded.

The frequency of Xiao Liu's visits is not high. As he said, Xiao Bu is too young to fully receive the instructions given to him by humans.However, training it to urinate and defecate is still somewhat effective. In just one week, Xiaobu can now defecate in a fixed place instead of getting it everywhere.

Yin Tianchen was very satisfied.

Liu Jun also began to dare to hug it to bed.

So Yin Tianchen was dissatisfied again.

"Forget it during the day, why do you put him to bed at night?" Yin Tianchen stared at the puppy lying at the end of the bed, and kicked his feet in dissatisfaction.

Xiao Bu immediately hugged the protruding piece through the quilt, creaked and gnawed.

The quilt was wet.

Yin Tianchen regretted buying such a big living thing as a gift.

Who told the original book that Liu Jun likes dogs the most, his parents raised one when they were still alive, and then died of old age.

As for Liu Jun, it's true that it's not good to like anything, but it's not good to like dogs, isn't it good to like hamsters?Are goldfish bad?Even if it is a spider, he is not afraid, just don't go to bed.

Liu Jun stared at the wet marks, feeling a little embarrassed, and silently put Xiaobu under the bed.

Little Bu didn't realize that he was disgusted, chased his tail for a while, bit his tail, fell two somersaults, then ran out of the room and went back to the kennel next door to sleep.

Liu Jun said shyly, "Do you want to change the sheets?"

Yin Tianchen held his forehead and said, "Forget it, let the servant handle it tomorrow, and don't let the dog go to bed in the future."

Liu Jun let out an "oh".

Yin Tianchen paused, and glanced at him: "Are you angry?"

"No," Liu Jun said, "I just didn't expect you to be obsessed with cleanliness. I thought you liked puppies too."

Yin Tianchen said: "It's so-so." He still prefers creatures with intelligence.

Liu Jun wondered, "Then why did you send me Xiaobu?"

Yin Tianchen said: "Because you like it."

【Ding!The degree of fate change is 85%, please continue to work hard, the host! 】

Liu Jun blushed and lowered his head: "I see."

Yin Tianchen looked at him amusedly, so he was moved?

"I'll take a shower first!" Liu Jun jumped out of bed suddenly, grabbed his pajamas and rushed into the bathroom.

Yin Tianchen: "..."

This is... shy?This shyness is really strange.

Yin Tianchen had already washed up before, so he simply leaned against the head of the bed, using his mobile phone to check the news, watch entertainment and so on. Suddenly, a "ding dong" notification sounded from the bedside table on the other side.

Yin Tianchen was stunned for a moment before realizing that it was not his cell phone that was ringing, but a message from the cell phone that Liu Jun had left behind.

Yin Tianchen didn't have a hobby of spying on the male ticket's phone, but when the message popped up, the screen inevitably lit up for a few seconds.Yin Tianchen was shocked by the pushed content just by glancing at it out of the corner of his eye.

That should be a new Weibo tip from a bodybuilding blogger.

Did Liu Jun want to train himself to look like this?Yin Tianchen frowned in distress, but he really couldn't appreciate Vajra Barbie...

Soon, the next message came out.

Due to the limited space of the push interface, the lock screen interface can only display the blogger's avatar and the first half of his post.

So what Yin Tianchen saw was like this——

Blogger XXX: Today's Welfare [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

The profile picture of the blogger is still a big man with bare upper body and chest hair.

The more you look at it, the less it looks like a serious Weibo.

Yin Tianchen stretched out his hands and picked up Liu Jun's cell phone, ready to move.

Now most people like to use fingerprint locks, but Liu Jun's mobile phone is still an old model a few years ago. Yes, more than once.

Should he stand still and ask Liu Jun directly when he comes back, or should he take a sneak peek first, and then ask him directly?

Yin Tianchen hesitated.

At the minute he hesitated, Liu Jun came back wiping his hair.

"What are you doing with my phone?" Liu Jun was surprised.

Yin Tianchen was a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it, he hadn't done anything yet, so there was nothing to feel guilty about!So he said confidently: "Your phone rang just now, and I happened to take a peek."

Liu Jun hummed and said, "Did someone call me?"

Yin Tianchen said in his heart that the kid is quite calm, could it be that he really misunderstood?Passed the phone over: "It's not a phone call, it's a Weibo push."

Liu Jun paused when he picked up the phone.

Yin Tianchen was keenly aware of the flash of panic in his eyes, and immediately put up the antenna: "I saw that it seemed to be posted by a fitness blogger, and he also posted a lot of pictures."

Liu Jun knew that the pictures could not be seen on the lock screen, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Quickly took the phone, and said with a dry smile: "Isn't it because I have gained weight recently? I want to follow some fitness bloggers so that I can slim down my stomach and make it feel better when you hold it."

Yin Tianchen raised his eyebrows: "I think it's better to have more meat, it's soft when pinched."

Liu Jun immediately rebelled: "Alright then, I won't lose weight."

Yin Tianchen said: "However..." He dragged his voice, "I've been sitting too much in the office recently, and I feel that my muscles are not as strong as before. How about you recommend these bloggers to me so that I can use them? Going to the gym can keep you in shape."

Liu Jun hurriedly said: "No need, no need, actually I like fat meat very much."

Yin Tianchen: "..."

Yin Tianchen said dangerously: "Do you think I have fat on my body?"

Liu Jun shook his head vigorously: "For a while, I mean your figure is perfect, but if you gain weight one day, I will never leave you!"

Yin Tianchen gritted his teeth: "There won't be that day!"

Liu Jun could only apologize.

Yin Tianchen spread his hands at him: "It's just a few bloggers, so what if you recommend them to me?"

He paused, narrowed his eyes and said, "Still, is there any ulterior secret in your Weibo? For example, your online dating partner or something."

That is so unfair!

Where did Liu Jun think that he just followed a few bloggers selling butchers, and would be misunderstood as dogs outside.

Being found by Lao Gong licking the muscles of other men, and being mistaken by Lao Gong for planting grass on his head, the latter is obviously a hundred times more serious!Without further ado, Liu Jun pulled out the Weibo follow list and handed it to Yin Tianchen.

Yin Tianchen was a little dizzy seeing rows of explicit portraits.

"...What are these?" Yin Tianchen pinched the bridge of his nose.

Liu Jun had no choice but to bite the bullet and explain, saying that these are some celebrities in the circle, known as "Fuliji", who often post pictures showing their muscles on the Internet, which are eye-catching, but do not touch the bottom line, and sometimes they will be with them. Fans are jojo. Cannon god horse.

"Of course, I just appreciate it, and I haven't had any devious thoughts!" Liu Jun raised his hand and swore.

Yin Tianchen had a headache and said, "When did you start paying attention to these people?"

Liu Jun whispered: "It's been a few years. Before I met you, I searched for some messy things after I discovered my orientation, but I didn't dare to really find someone, so I had to lick my abs on the Internet. gone."

In fact, although the muscle photos of these people are eye-catching, they did not cross that line after all, otherwise they would have been bombed 800 years earlier.

Yin Tianchen thought, this little bitch probably doesn't see much at ordinary times, otherwise, with the frequency of his frequent use of God's perspective, it is impossible not to notice it once.

"Actually, I haven't been on this trumpet for a long time since I met you." Liu Jun confessed pitifully, "In the past six months, you have been busy in the company and have no time to accompany me. I am too boring at home. "

It turned out to be the case.

But Yin Tianchen was still a little upset: "Can't you still play games at home?"

Liu Jun said: "Then I can't play games all day."

Yin Tianchen said: "Go out and find friends to play."

Liu Jun lowered his head: "Since I became a game booster, I have no friends, and my former colleagues have long since ceased."

Why does it sound so pitiful, Yin Tianchen sighed: "Then if you are really bored, why didn't you think of coming to the company to find me?"

"Is it possible?" Liu Jun's eyes lit up when he heard the words, "I always thought you were busy with your career and didn't like me to disturb you. Do you actually want me to visit the company?"

Yin Tianchen nodded insincerely: "Yes, you can still bring me lunch."

Liu Jun held his face together: "Ah, love lunch."

Yin Tianchen raised his forehead: "How about it, do you want to come to the company tomorrow?"

Liu Jun nodded again and again: "Okay, okay." Speaking of which, he has never seen what the head office of Xinyang Group looks like, and when he signed the platform before, it was only a subsidiary company, and the scale was average.

"However, the matter of you secretly looking at other men can't be exposed so easily," Yin Tianchen changed his face in a second, "Punishment is still necessary, and I will punish you tomorrow to bring me lunch in women's clothing."

Liu Jun: "..."

Yin Tianchen smirked and said, "If you don't wear women's clothes, I won't let the front desk let you in."

Liu Jun: "QAQ!"

Can he say no?Obviously not.

Offended Lao Gong, admitted his mistakes and was punished, it was only right and proper.

And it's not just tomorrow's women's clothing, Yin Tianchen tonight is also extraordinarily brave, probably because he was really jealous, he tossed Liu Jun so hard that he cried and begged for mercy, and then fell asleep with his arms around him.

Early the next morning, Liu Jun got up with his waist that was about to break off.

Before preparing the love lunch, he still has to go out to the shopping mall - he mentioned to Yin Tianchen last night that there is no women's clothing at home, can this punishment be postponed? You can buy it in person, anyway, the black card given to you is unexploitable, so you can buy as much as you want.

Liu Jun wanted to cry, but he didn't even want to buy one!

But in the end he still bought it. He bit the bullet and went directly to a somewhat famous women's clothing flagship store. Under the pretext of helping his girlfriend buy clothes, he grabbed a few sets of oversized clothes and asked the waiter to wrap them up.

Although the waiters were surprised by the strange behavior of this guest, they liked the guests who paid directly without talking nonsense, and immediately delivered the best service, and even wanted to sell more.Liu Jun took the clothes and left the flagship store as if fleeing, as if a dog was chasing after him.

Afterwards, he patronized cosmetics stores, jewelry stores, and wig shops...

Returning home in a hurry, Liu Jun shut himself in the room.

Throwing the clothes in the bag roughly onto the bed, Liu Jun bit her fingers and struggled to choose a sky blue knee-length dress.

He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and put it on.

Oh, the size is just right!And the chest is still a little loose!

Liu Jun was desperate.

What he doesn't know is that the size of ordinary women's clothing is generally between 155 and 175, but his frame is not big, and he is thin, so it is just right to wear the largest skirt.

In addition, his appearance is more inclined to his mother, that is to say, he is more feminine. Usually, he only thinks this boy is gentle and delicate in men's clothes. Once he puts on women's clothes and a wig, he looks like a big man in women's clothes! ——Yin Tianchen, who was using God's perspective, was also amazed.

Liu Jun faced the mirror with wizened eyes.

After nearly 10 minutes, he took off his skirt dejectedly, changed into normal clothes, and went downstairs to prepare a caring lunch.

When everything was ready, Liu Jun went upstairs again, pinching her skirt and feeling worried.

It's winter now, he can't just go out in a skirt like that, he will freeze to death.But he can't wear long johns under his skirt, can he?After all, Lao Gong asked him to dress carefully. If he messed up with a random match, not only would he lose face, but also Lao Gong's face, the consequences would be disastrous.

Liu Jun sat on the bed and started searching for girls' winter outfits on his mobile phone.

Half an hour later, he began to put on the leggings with difficulty—this pair of leggings came as a gift from the women's clothing store, and a set of thermal underwear was also included as a gift.

Fortunately, these thermal equipment are very flexible.

Although Liu Jun felt overwhelmed, he finally managed to put it on.

Then put on a skirt and coat, put on a wig, and used the newly bought lipstick to draw a bloody mouth. Liu Jun shook his fist at the "fairy" in the mirror, come on!You can!

Yin Tianchen couldn't help laughing when he saw Lao Shou's attire from the perspective of God.

It was almost time, and Liu Jun set off from home.

When the servants at home saw a woman coming down the stairs, everyone was in a bad mood. Fortunately, there were sharp-eyed people who recognized Liu Jun's facial features, asked a question tentatively, and got an affirmative answer. .

The rest of the people patted their little hearts in unison, saying that the young people now really know how to play.

Liu Jun arrived at the head office of Xinyang Group by car.

After getting out of the car, there was a cold wind blowing in front of him. Liu Jun shrunk his neck, and suddenly found that except for the coldness of his neck wearing a silk scarf, his body was still warm, and there was no sign of being invaded by the cold wind. Even, The back of the warm baby is still a little sweaty-as expected of thermal underwear!

People come and go in the lobby of the group.

Standing in front of the revolving door, Liu Jun took a deep breath, stepped on a two-centimeter wedge, and walked in step by step.

There is no way, he is not used to wearing leather shoes, his feet are worn out and hurt.

When he walked to the front desk, the lady at the front desk who had noticed him immediately greeted him with a smile: "Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

Liu Jun pinched his throat and said, "I found Yu Gui when I was the CEO."

The lady at the front desk was aroused by his voice, and her smile froze slightly: "Then, do you have an appointment?"

Liu Jun didn't know if he had an appointment, so he could only say, "My surname is Liu."

"It turned out to be Miss Liu." The lady at the front desk immediately dialed the internal number and informed the person in the president's office, "Miss Liu, the secretary of the general manager said that he will come to pick you up soon, please wait over there for a while, is that okay?" ?”

Liu Jun nodded, thinking that it was a pity that there was no scene where the front desk looked down on people with dog eyes.

The place the lady at the front desk pointed to was the reception area not far away.

But Liu Jun was wearing leather shoes that didn't fit well, and he didn't want to take half a step, so he stayed at the front desk.

Five minutes later, a pure-looking secretary sister came down from the president's special elevator, greeted Liu Jun, and Liu Jun followed her upstairs.

The president's office was on the top floor. As soon as the elevator arrived, the secretary led him to the door of the office and knocked on the door.

"Please come in." Yin Tianchen's voice sounded through the door.

Liu Jun's breathing suddenly became rapid.

He suddenly realized that he was a little nervous. The Lao Gong he usually saw at home was casual, lively and cheerful, but he had never seen Lao Gong at work, so he didn't know what he would look like.

The secretary opened the door for him, but he didn't go in, but made a gesture of invitation to him.

Liu Jun lowered his head, walked in with stiff steps, because he was too nervous, he was startled when the secretary closed the door for them, tripped over the carpet, and his leather shoes flew out.

Yin Tianchen: "..."

Yin Tianchen got up and walked over: "What are you doing?"

Liu Jun directly stuffed the thermal bag into his arms, and lowered his head even more: "Take it!"

Damn ass ass ass!Seeing the suit pants and leather shoes, the upper body must be more handsome!He's going to have a nosebleed!

Liu Jun quickly covered his nose.

Yin Tianchen took the bag and put it aside, pinched his chin and lifted it up, and said with a chuckle, "Are you shy? I've been mentally prepared for so long, and I haven't gotten used to it yet. Then we'll have more in the future...Damn it! You have a nosebleed!"

Liu Jun blushed and looked at him blankly: "What did you say?"

Yin Tianchen cursed in a low voice, directly supported his chin, made him keep his head up, pulled the tissue on the coffee table and stuffed it into his nostrils.

Liu Jun stood where he was and let him do whatever he wanted.

My mind is full of—ah, I see the upper body, it's a shirt and a vest, and a tie, he's going to suffocate...

"You're so handsome……"

A murmur came out of Liu Jun's mouth.

Yin Tianchen paused, and then couldn't laugh or cry: "What are you thinking, first press the tissue yourself!"

Only then did Liu Jun gradually regain his senses, annoyed that he actually had a nosebleed.

But the bleeding was all over, but fortunately, Lao Gong didn't seem to know the real reason for his nosebleed, so he was not ashamed.Liu Jun raised his head and pinched his nose, kicked off the other leather shoe, and sat down on the sofa with Yin Tianchen's support.

The two fumbled for several minutes, and finally stopped the nosebleed.

It's a pity that Liu Jun's newly bought silk scarf was covered with dark red bloodstains. Those who didn't know it thought they had gone through a murder scene.

Yin Tianchen sighed: "Are you on fire? Why do you have so much nosebleeds and don't you feel dizzy?"

"Fortunately, I'm not dizzy." Liu Jun said, but his head was a little hot.

Yin Tianchen untied the silk scarf for him, ignored the two lumps in his nostrils, carefully looked at Liu Jun's outfit, and commented: "Yes, the clothes suit you very well, but the chest is a little flatter, and the lipstick is a little too much."

Liu Jun pouted: "If I had breasts, I'd scare you to death first, and I'll put lipstick on your face later."

After a pause, he continued, "But it's the first time I've seen you in a suit. You're really handsome."

Yin Tianchen saw that he didn't seem to be flattering on the surface, but a compliment from the bottom of his heart, and he couldn't help but had a ridiculous thought: "Is it because you saw me wearing a suit that you got a nosebleed?"

Liu Jun: "..."

Liu Jun immediately hugged his feet and wailed: "Oh, my feet hurt so much, these leather shoes are rubbing my feet, rub it for me to see if the skin is broken?"