Inquisitor's Melancholy

"What? You said you kissed once?"

After listening to Lixian finished speaking, Mr. You Zhu's glasses frame slipped down from the bridge of his nose, his exposed eyes shone with a rare lavender light, and the sudden rise in pitch made all the pigeons feeding in the park fly up.

Li Xian calmly took off the feather that fell on the top of his head, turned to twist it between his fingers, and said in a calm voice, "I'm a man without self-control, I'm really sorry."

At this point, he can't say he has any regrets.But if you think about it carefully, it really is ridiculous, right?Actually kissed a sword or something...

Based on this alone, he is not a qualified judge, not a qualified master.

"No, no, Mr. Li Xian, you are just at the age of youth, and I can understand."

Pushing up the glasses again, Mr. You Zhu returned to his previous frivolous appearance.But this time he got closer to Li Xian and began to ask in a low voice: "Master Li Xian, how does it feel to kiss a man with a sword? Do you smell like rust?"

"Is the lips of sword men softer or human lips softer?"

"Whew, Master Li Xian, who has always been abstinent, will become so hungry and thirsty once he is in love?"

Following Mr. You Zhu's question, Li Xian's face became more and more red, he lowered his head, put his hands on his knees, and gradually clenched into fists, when he heard the last sentence, Li Xian finally couldn't help becoming angry, "So In other words, that's not the problem, the problem now is that the men with swords have all turned into women!"

"Oh, so? Can Master Lixian not resist the temptation of a woman? This is terrible...Master Lixian, do you need to release it? Long-term depression is not good for your health."

There is a kind of people who don't look back until they hit the south wall, and there is also a kind of people who don't think they will die.

Ignoring Li Xian's cold gaze, Mr. You Zhu thought for a long time, and suddenly thought of something, he excitedly pulled Li Xian and said, "Why don't Master Li Xian go to Yoshiwara once at this time? A place men call heaven."

"Mr. You Zhu, I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment."

Even though he was as calm as a bow, he couldn't help but feel angry.Mr. You Zhu, did he pay attention to the mutation that happened in Honmaru?If all the men with swords become women, it will be more difficult to go out in battle, right?

There are all kinds of inconveniences...the most important thing is that if they are seriously injured and they will kill with real swords...how can girls bear the fact that their battle uniforms are in tatters!

And thanks to Mr. You Zhu's blessing, Li Xian successfully recalled the previous kiss, and couldn't help becoming even more irritable.

He stroked his smooth forehead and lay down on the back of the bench. His slender body was stretched out, exuding a mature charm unique to men.Even with such a languid posture, it still attracted the attention of many passers-by, which really made people want to violate him.

Mr. You Zhu sat on one side of the park bench, propped his head on his elbows, and looked at Li Xian with a smile.

He began to realize that the young man who didn't know the world had grown up, his brows and eyes no longer showed a handsome and weak look, and the lines of his face began to become tough and resolute.Only those eyes were still black and pure, unable to blend in any variegated colors.

"Mr. You Zhu, what should I do?" Li Xian's voice was full of exhaustion, it seemed that he was tortured enough by this Honmaru change.

"... I don't want to go back to Honmaru anymore... I don't seem to have the face to see Yiqi Yizhen." Li Xian continued.

Especially when Yiqi Yizhen is still a close servant.

It is absolutely unavoidable to meet him, right?

No matter how he thought about it, Li Xian felt that it was impossible for him to pretend that nothing had happened and talk to him after kissing for a while.

Ah, if I knew it earlier, I would temporarily replace other swordsmen as servants.

But that seemed unfair to the first round, obviously he didn't do anything wrong.

Why didn't I realize that the interrogator turned out to be such a troublesome position?Shouldn't it be the leisurely work of catching fireflies on Qixi Festival and chasing rabbits in Mid-Autumn Festival?

Tsk, Li Xian feels that he has sighed more often recently.

"It's nothing, right? It's just a kiss. After all, the swordsmen are excellent, and it happens from time to time that the psychic who serves as a god judge can't restrain the beast in his body and attacks the swordsmen."

Mr. Youzhu is used to this kind of thing, but it's a pity that the government of time has not implemented a marriage system, so as long as it doesn't do anything too outrageous, the government of time will not ask for trouble to get involved .

It's such an era, what they advocate is the freedom of love.

"So? How are those judges doing now?"

Li Xian asked directly with his eyes closed, attacking the sword... What a despicable act, and he is equally despicable now.

"If you are happy with each other, you can confirm the relationship, right? Of course, if you unilaterally force the sword man, the consequences will be very serious. For example, if you are a male god judge, it will be like this."

Mr. You Zhu used his hand as a blade, and made a "cut" move.

Seeing Mr. You Zhu waving without hesitation, Li Xian suddenly felt a bit sweet in his throat. He silently swallowed a mouthful of blood, then continued to lie on the back of the bench, and began to seriously recall the previous scene. He should...not be forced, right?

"Has Mr. You Zhu kissed anyone?" Li Xian has no relevant experience, so he is also very confused now.If the kiss with Yiqi Yizhen was considered experience, then what Lixian felt was only the sound of his heart beating rapidly at that time.

"Well... I can't remember clearly, don't look at me like this, I'm still very popular."

Brushing his lips, Mr. You Zhu spread his hands indifferently and said.Kissing is something that makes people feel happy. The most direct communication between two people is kissing, right?

"Even if there is someone to kiss, Mr. You Zhu is still not married yet."

"That's because I haven't found someone enough for me to spend my whole life with."

After hearing Mr. You Zhu's words, Li Xian suddenly straightened his upper body, gave him a supercilious look, and said contemptuously: "Zha Zha, it's really unreliable to have a senior like Mr. You Zhu by his side."

"As an unreliable senior, I'm really sorry that you asked me about love and marriage!" You Zhu didn't feel angry because of Li Xian's words, but just responded unceremoniously by imitating the tone of his previous speech .

"Yes! Then please tell me, the unreliable Mr. Youzhu, should I take responsibility and marry Yiqiyizhen?...What gift should I prepare to propose?...Also, should I Go to the era of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, and ask him to give me a peace of mind..."

Seeing that Lixian's thinking was getting more and more off-line, Mr. You Zhu felt very speechless, so he said that virgins who have never been in love are really troublesome.

"Master Lixian, in your opinion, marriage is to be responsible?"

Li Xian looked at Mr. You Zhu suspiciously, and gave him an "otherwise?" expression.

If marriage is not about taking responsibility, then those who are in love can just stay in a relationship, right?

"Isn't it precisely because of this that the two parties need to be bound in the form of marriage? Isn't this the meaning of marriage?"

"Well!"

What Ling Lixian didn't expect was that just after he finished saying this, Mr. You Zhu grabbed the tie on his chest and pulled it hard, and then Li Xian's lips were kissed by Mr. You Zhu, and they fell apart at the touch of a finger.

"What should we do? Does Master Li Xian want to take responsibility and marry two people at the same time?" Mr. You Zhu raised his lips, removed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, looked at Li Xian with lavender eyes, Tilting his head, his handsome face was full of evil smiles.

"No, I will really sue you for sexual harassment, Mr. You Zhu." Li Xian just stared at Mr. You Zhu blankly, and repeated the warning.

"Hahaha."

After arguing with Mr. You Zhu, the topic of the two finally got on the right track.That is, in an instant, why did the men with swords become women with swords?

"Master Lixian, tell me seriously, did you really not make a wish on the shooting star? When is your birthday? Did you make any strange birthday wishes?"

"If making a wish is really useful, then let Mr. Youzhu be crushed to death by the falling meteorite!"

"Then I switched bodies with a cute girl in the countryside? It seems to be good."

After being glared at by Li Xian, Mr. You Zhu finally stopped joking, and he handed over all the information he had collected to Li Xian.

"Your Honmaru is not the first case of the sword man's gender change. It's just a short-lived time, and they will return to their original form soon. The Government of Time tried to investigate, and there was no abnormality. Later, it was found that There is no harm, just ran aground."

"Go back, maybe when you go back, the sword man in your homimura will also return to his original body."

Mr. You Zhu stood up, glanced at the watch on his wrist, he was delayed here for too long, he should go back and finish his work.

"Thank you, I'm much calmer after knowing the news."

Li Xian flipped through the documents in his hand, just as Mr. You Zhu said, there have been such unexplained sex transfers in many Honmaru, will they return to normal in the end?Then he will temporarily go back and wait patiently.

When Lixian returned to Honmaru and saw Yiqi Yizhen coming to greet him, Lixian sighed again, and he knew that the matter would not be resolved so smoothly, but maybe it was only because of his special epiphyllum in this maru. It's just long.

"Master, welcome back."

It was Yizhen who greeted Li Xian first, Li Xian frowned, gave a soft "hmm", and asked, "Did something happen to Honmaru?"

"Honmaru? Because you are worried about unnecessary troubles if you act without authorization, everyone is in your own room now. Do you have any orders from the master?"

"No, one stage is one stage, even if this happens, defending history is still our task, and we cannot slack off. Come with me to the room and arrange the next battle."

Both of them subconsciously ignored what happened before, and such a conversation sounded quite normal.

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