Inquisitor's Melancholy

"Dog smash!"

It's not summer yet, and the weather is already unbearably hot.

Abe Seimei was lying on a bamboo mat, and in front of him was a hand-cranked portable fan brought by Torisen from modern times. Daitengu was shaking the handle of the fan with all his heart, when he suddenly heard Seimei calling him, he raised his head and squinted his eyes He looked at Qingming rather speechlessly: "Master Qingming, I am a big dog, not a dog or a dog."

"That doesn't matter, it's all shit anyway. Oh, I didn't call you to say that, uh... Do you think this fan doesn't seem to work as well as your wings, why wasn't it powered on in the Heian era!"

Since staying in modern times for a while, Abe Seimei has completely fallen in love with the convenience of modern life. Even back in the Heian era, he still doesn't forget to ask Reisen to buy him various small things from modern times.

Thanks to Abe Seimei, Li Xian also officially became a part-time purchasing agent. After all, in the Heian era, any thing was worth a lot if you got it in his era. At the feet of money.

Tsk, god sticks are god sticks, everyone has a lot of money, the one I met before... Chang Jingsi is like this, Seimei is like this, the clothes I bought for my shikigami are all the same, poor His men with swords only went out to practice and wandered for a while before they changed into new clothes.

Not to mention that Qingming also has a good friend who is inhumane, Yuan Boya.

It's just a pity that most of the useful things need electricity, and in the Heian era, except for the lightning in the sky, no matter how you think about it, there is no such thing as "electricity".

"Master Seimei, I think so too, and my hands are sore from shaking the fan. But there is no way, right? The wisdom of people in the era of Master Rezuru is much more advanced than it is now."

Ootengu curled his lips. If there was electricity, he also hoped that Mr. Reixu could help him buy a camera so that he could take pictures of himself flying into the sky.

Oh, it seems that Master Li Xian once said that many photos cannot be taken by himself.

"Tell me, Yimulian can control the wind, Xuenv can call snow, and Yunv can make rain from clear skies. Why don't you have any electricity?" Qingming felt very depressed about this.

"Master Qingming, I know a... mouse that uses electricity!" Da Tengu was shocked by the mouse once, and felt as if his soul had disappeared at that time.

"Itachi? The three brothers, apart from harassing Lu Sheng, Inugami, and Wannian Zhufan on the opposite side and being hammered to death, what else can they do?" Qingming raised his eyebrows and said, thanks to the three ADHD, he died several times up.

"No, it's yellow." Datengu tried hard to recall the appearance of the rat that could only generate electricity.

"Iron Rat? Isn't it only good at throwing coins?" It's so cool to take the Iron Rat with you when playing gold coins.

"It's cuter." Big Tengu thought about it again.

"There are still cute mice?" Qingming asked in surprise.

"It's going to be called Pika-Pika, Pika-Chu."

As soon as the big tengu said this, Qingming immediately put on a bitter face, "I'm so sour."

"Master Seimei, I'm also sour." Who wouldn't want a Pikachu?The atmosphere fell into embarrassment, Seimei and Ootengu were silent for a while, and then changed the topic.

"Dog smash, you have such a big pair of wings on your back, will it be troublesome, won't you lie down and sleep?" Qingming touched his back, and then continued to lie comfortably on the mat, still human The body structure is more suitable, no matter what kind of sleeping position at night, it is acceptable.

After a while, he suddenly realized that he sat up again, "Could it be that you slept on your stomach?"

"Master Qingming, if you are bored, you can take Zilin boy to the soul land to refresh me a new set of imperial souls? Why are you idle here guessing how I sleep?"

"Because I'm curious."

Seimei pretended to lie down as well, and after a while, he looked up at the big tengu, "Look, if you sleep on your stomach like this, your face is against the bed, so it's easy to suffocate, but if you sleep on your side, it's easier Sprained neck."

"Or the whole body is sleeping on its side, ah..." Qingming suddenly thought of something, he opened his mouth slightly, "Da Tengu, did you expect that kind of monster who sleeps in a very good posture? You have been lying on your side all night. Sleep, don't you need to turn over?"

"Master Qingming, please take care of yourself. Every time you clean your bed, you can see several strands of hair falling out. Is it really okay?"

After all, the big tengu blew lightly on Qingming's head, and two more silver-white hairs floated to the ground. Qingming was so frightened that he quickly covered the top of his head, and finally got Li Xian to buy a wig, so he didn't need to wear a black hat to cover it up It's a matter of being bald, so don't let the big tengu blow your hair away.

"No...it doesn't matter, this season is the time for hair loss, and you have lost all the hair in the yard?" Qingming argued in a firm tone.

Besides, how could he be bald at such a young age? It's just because of the blood of the white fox in his body, and he will lose his hair if he absorbs too much sugar. Not only hair loss, but also tooth decay...

Let Lixian send a tube of toothpaste by mail next time.

In short, the topics ranged from fans to mice to wings, and then to hair. Seimei and Otengu completely forgot his original intention after saying these unnutritive words, so until now he has not figured out how Ootengu sleeps.

Until one day, Seimei, who had just finished bathing and was about to go to rest, suddenly remembered this incident. He sneaked into Ootengu's room, only to see Ootengu planning to change his pajamas.

In fact, Seimei has always been curious about this. How does the big tengu wear clothes with such big wings?Did you dig two holes in the back of the clothes?With these questions in mind, Seimei held his breath and looked at Daitengu seriously, only to see Daitengu take off the wings on his back.

Pick up...down...come...to...

Seimei blinked his eyes, then left Daitengu's room as if lost in his soul.

Well... the tengu clan, what kind of monsters are they... It turns out that the wings don't grow on the body.

In the early morning of the next day, Otengu opened the door of the living room, and greeted Seimei enthusiastically, only to see two serious dark circles under his eyes, obviously Seimei had not slept well.

"Master Qingming? Did you stay up late again? You are already bald enough and you still stay up late... Tell me, did you go to the onmyoji next door to chat at night?"

"No...it has nothing to do with Genji this time." Abe Seimei passed Daitengu's eyes with a look of kidney deficiency, and suddenly he turned around and asked, "Datengu, do you think that clump of hair on the back of Reiko's head can be pulled off?" ?"

"Although I don't know why Seimei-sama has such a strange idea, but I think you can try it next time when Retsu-sama comes over."

"……it is good."

At this moment, Li Xian, who was eating cherry pancakes in the main pill, suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his nose, could it be that he had a cold?No matter, continue to eat cherry cakes!

The author has something to say:

A long time ago, I was curious about the wings of the big tengu hahahaha