Inquisitor's Melancholy

"Master, what are you doing?" Seeing Li Xian sneaking behind Yaki Hasebe and the others, Xiaolong Jingguang felt puzzled and a little bit disillusioned, would the always calm and rigorous master behave in such a childish way? ?

Emmmmm

"Don't talk, you will be found out. And your clothes are a bit conspicuous..." Seriously looked at Xiaolong Jingguang, yes, he is a person who is outstanding in appearance and attracts too much attention, and he is dressed so gorgeously, I don't want to be caught It was hard for anyone to pay attention, and then I glanced at the eight men with swords. They were talking together, and it seemed that they would not leave for the time being.

Li Xian simply grabbed Xiaolong Jingguang's arm, then ran towards Wanwu, raised his finger and pointed inside, "Choose some light clothes."

"Ha...ha...Master, you...how did you run...so fast?" Xiaolong Jingguang gasped for air, his face was red and his ears were red and he was out of breath because of the strenuous exercise.He raised his head and looked at Li Xian, who was calm and didn't even breathe heavily, and murmured in his heart, the master is really quite powerful as a human being. He alone can protect history, right?

"Soon? Well, actually, my dream is to become a marathon runner." Li Xian said lightly, and after seeing Xiao Long Jingguang's surprised expression, he stretched out his hand and flicked Xiao Long Jingguang's forehead playfully, "Liar your."

After finishing speaking, Li Xian pushed Xiaolong Jingguang into the store without waiting for any reaction, "Hurry up, or I won't wait for you."

While Xiaolong Jingguang was choosing clothes, Lixian kicked the pebbles at his feet boredly.Why run fast?Li Xian has always believed that it is a characteristic of the weak, just like in nature, animals without fangs and claws can only escape from their prey by running away, and if they do not run fast, they will be killed.

To a certain extent, human beings are the same. When they don't have enough ability to face it, fleeing is the only countermeasure.

This is the so-called "beat or run" theory that people often say.

From Xiaolong Jingguang's point of view, the fact that he is running fast now must be due to the experience of escaping countless times, right?

"Master, is this okay?"

A voice from behind interrupted Li Xian's thoughts. He turned around, looked at Xiaolong Jingguang's ordinary dark blue sweatshirt, and raised his thumb, "Looks good, buy it."

Li Xian may have underestimated Xiaolong Jingguang's handsome face like a prince too much. Although he had changed his clothes, it still attracted the attention of many people. There were a few boys who took a long detour, and when the surroundings finally quieted down, Li Xian realized that he had gone to a relatively remote place, and there were no other men with swords in front of him.

"I lost my follower, it's all because of your popularity."

"I don't think so. It's like those girls just want to get close to the master, right?" Hearing the complaint in Li Xian's words, Xiaolong Jingguang spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, trying his best to make this The black pot thrown by the bow string was thrown back.

But what he said is also true, his master, both from the outside and from the inside, is quite excellent, but he doesn't seem to have any self-consciousness yet.

"Impossible, impossible. I haven't even held a girl's hand before. Even if I act as a god judge, the ones I summon are just big men." The appearance of Lian made Xiaolong Jingguang laugh out loud.

"Oh, oh, is the master dissatisfied with us sword men?"

"Don't dare."

Precisely because they didn't get in touch often before, the relationship between Li Xian and Xiaolong Jingguang became much closer after such an incident today.Xiaolong Jingguang has seen Li Xian's more lively side that is different from his usual appearance, and Li Xian seems to be able to communicate with Xiaolong Jingguang without any scruples.

To borrow a sentence from Sanri Yuezong, it is very good, very good.

For a long period of time, Li Xian and Xiaolong Jingguang were looking for Candlestick Qie Guangzhong and the others. In the end, when there was nothing to do, Li Xian began to sense the existence of the sword man. The inherent fetters between men, they finally stood in front of a luxuriously decorated building, but with a sense of luxury.

"Master, are you sure... Candlestick Qie Guangzhong and the others are here? Including Sanriyue Zongjin?" Xiaolong Jingguang asked incredulously, deliberately emphasizing Sanriyue Zongjin.This building is different from the Japanese style of Honmaru, but a very grand western building. In addition to the blinding neon signboard with the words "Takamagahara" written on it, there is also an ambiguous atmosphere that cannot be concealed by the closed gate. .

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't feel like a decent place.

Other knives don't matter, but Mikazuki Zongjin gives the impression that he is an old man sitting under the tree in front of the door and drinking tea. Places of interest, impossible, absolutely impossible.

"Although I said that, have those guys really come to this kind of place? What are they doing here?" Xiaolong Jingguang muttered to himself, the master's sense of the sword man is not wrong. , but he really couldn't figure it out, and Candlestick Qie Guangzhong never said this to him.

"Gaotianyuan Cowherd Club, this is really interesting. Xiaolong Jingguang, let's go in and have a look."

Li Xian took Xiaolong Jingguang's hand, and when he was about to take him in, his footsteps became a little slow, and he stared straight at Xiaolong Jingguang for a long time with his black eyes, and then stretched out his hand to untie his head. After the bright red hair rope, the long golden hair was scattered.

Li Xian gave a light snort, raised the corners of his lips slightly, and praised: "Beauty." Then he took off his big-rimmed glasses and put them on the bridge of Xiao Longjingguang's nose, while he put the glasses on his back The hat was pulled up, revealing only a fair and handsome face outside.Seeing that Li Xian pushed open the door first and walked in, Xiaolong Jingguang, who was in a trance, realized that it was because Li Xian thought his hairstyle was too obvious, so he untied the hair rope?Lifting his glasses, Xiaolong Jingguang also walked in behind Li Xian.

"Welcome, miss... what is it? It's a man..."

"It really is a man."

"Why do men come here? Is there any special interest?"

As soon as he walked in, several handsome young men in neat suits were waiting at the door, standing in two rows, bowing down to greet them respectfully, but when they found out that the guest who opened the door was a man, they seemed to be full of breath. The ball deflated quickly as if it had been poked by a nail.

"You can't do this. No matter whether the person who comes into our store is a human or a monster, a man or a woman, a shemale or a shit, we all have to treat them the same. This is our professionalism as a host."

He found a commotion at the door, and a blond man walked out of it. He was wearing a kimono with a Beijing purple pattern and a long spring coat with a white velvet collar. The words that came out made Xiaolong Jingguang a little unbelievable.

Leaving aside the human beings and monsters in the front, what is the problem between men and women, but what are the transvestites and shit in the back? In your heart, is the status of a transvestite the same as that of shit?In other words, what exactly is a shemale?

"Two distinguished guests, if there is any offense, please forgive me. I am Honjo Kageshiro. As the owner and No.1 of this store, I apologize on my behalf, and I will reject all appointments and entertain you in person."

For all the customers who enter the store, it is an honor to be entertained by Konshiro Honjo himself. After all, his beauty is impeccable, and the No.1 ranking is not just for nothing, so his sentence The words sounded, causing other guests to look towards Li Xian.

Li Xian lowered his head slightly, and clicked his tongue irritably, so sometimes the excessive service of the merchant will cause trouble to the customers.

"Don't bother, just arrange a seat for us."

While talking, Li Xian secretly raised his eyes to look at other places in the store, clearly feeling the breath of the Eight Vibrating Swords here, but why didn't he see them?You are not small, even if you don't go out, why don't you just relax and come to this kind of place?

"Guangjun, please come here and take these two guests inside."

Since the customer refused his service, Bencheng Kuangshilang would not say anything more, but shouted to the right, and immediately a voice very familiar to Li Xian and Xiaolong Jingguang sounded, "Name me? Then I can't let you down."

"Cough! Cough! Cough!"

When Candlestick Qie Guangzhong walked towards Li Xian and the others, Li Xian suddenly turned his head and lay on Xiaolong Jingguang's shoulder and coughed violently.

"host……"

"Don't talk, cooperate with me to figure out what they want to do."

Taking advantage of this effort, Li Xian whispered something in Xiaolong Jingguang's ear, then stood up straight, clenched his fist and put it to his lips, coughed again, and pulled him away apologetically, he was already anxiously calling for someone to come over Koshiro Honjo's sleeve, "It's okay, just a little dry mouth. Excuse me, Mitsu-kun...is your host here?"

"Yes, the nomination rate is still very high. With them, I feel that I can't keep my No.1 title. Eh? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to him? That's why you came here?"

There are not a few women who visit the Cowherd's shop because they have taken a fancy to a certain Cowherd, that's why Bencheng Kuangshilang made such a speculation, but he didn't expect men to be so affectionate, it really made him a little I'm a little envious.

After all, the profession of host is one that has lived among thousands of flowers, not even a single leaf touches the body. They belong to everyone, and at the same time they belong to no one. , is it good?

"They? If I'm not mistaken, they should have Hasebe-kun, Yamato Shou-kun, California-kun, etc.?"

Li Xian, who didn't pay any attention to what Honjo Kageshiro was saying, was all focused on the "they" in his words.

really.

Honmaru should have guessed it when he saw that Yamato Mamoru Andada, who always wears kimonos, would also wear that suit. Isn't their outfit the host?

It's just that they never expected that they would actually come to this Cowboy's Club to list their names!

"Mr. Kushiro, are you bringing these two guests there?" In the blink of an eye, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada had already walked in front of Li Xian, and Li Xian quickly stepped forward to wrap his arms around Honjo Kuangshiro's shoulders, moved closer to him, and lowered his voice Said: "No.1, does what you just said still count? You will entertain us personally."

"Eh?" Benjo Kuangshilang was about to ask Li Xian why he changed his attention temporarily, but when he raised his eyes, he crashed into the dark pool of deep water, and agreed involuntarily, "Well, okay...Guangjun , you go prepare some drinks and serve them up."

After Candlestick Qie Guangzhong left, Li Xian breathed a sigh of relief.

If we pretended that we wanted to secretly investigate what the swordsmen wanted to do here, now Li Xian doesn't want the swordsmen to find out his identity. No matter how you think about it, it's very subtle when you meet the god judge and the sword man who is a cowherd.

If the Government of Time finds out, it would be bad for him to be charged with tricking the swordsman into some weird play.

Under the leadership of Bencheng Kuangshilang, Li Xian and Xiaolong Jingguang finally found an empty seat and sat down. Bencheng Kuangshilang was next to Li Xian, and Xiaolong Jingguang was also next to Li Xian.After being stunned for a second, Li Xian blinked his eyes, then leaned back suddenly, leaning on the sofa behind him in a regal posture, raised Erlang's legs, and then embraced one with one hand.

how to say?Suddenly there is a feeling of changing from the bacon in the middle of the hamburger to the Italian mafia.

Hugging left and right or something.

Sadly, there are men on the left and right.

"Master, if you don't take your hand off, I'll chop it off."

Looking at the slender white hand on his right shoulder, Xiaolong Jingguang threatened with a smile.But when Lixian really took his hand away, he felt a thin coolness on his shoulders, and his body became hot instead, and he tugged at his collar involuntarily, it was really annoying air.Depressed, hot, breathless, and the man sitting next to his master, intimately next to him, was even more annoying.

"Hey, Mr. No.1, is it really okay for your store to recruit such a host?"

Lixian pointed to Yamato Shouan who was flustered not far away. He was obviously just pouring wine for the guests, but he broke the goblet, and the wine splashed all over the guests. He seemed to be clumsily knocking down the display in order to apologize. The moody candles are placed on the table, and the flame of the candles burns along the wine to the guests.

Ah, it's burning.

Looking at California Qingguang who was not far away from him, he held on to his collar tightly and stood in the aisle like a cat with fur.

Probably because he was molested by a guest?Hmm...maybe there are some unruly behaviors, California Qingguang blushed slightly, raised the landscape vase next to him full of anger, and threw it at the guests, "Anyone who has seen my body will die Now! My body can only be touched by the lord!"

Ahh, I really don't want to hear such a confession.

"...The fire is burning, you have to extinguish the fire, you must never...return to that flame..." Yizheng, who was once burned in the summer battle in Osaka, turned pale when he saw the fire , took a bottle beside him containing some kind of flammable liquid, and poured it towards the flames.

"Ah!" The flames became bigger, but thanks to Yiqi Yizheng backed up in time, the flames didn't reach him.

"Brother Yiqi! What you poured is wine, not water! Calm down, Brother Yiqi, such a small flame can be extinguished by beating it with clothes."

At this time, the only reliable person should be Yaken Toshiro. He took off his coat and threw himself at the flames, occasionally kicking them twice.In the end, although the flame was extinguished, the guests under his feet were kicked unconscious.

This side is full of heat, but the other side of the hall is quiet. Sanriyue Zongjin smiled "hahaha" while pouring tea into the cups of the guests, "Tea is a good thing, you should drink more, little girl." a little."

Sanri Yuezong is approaching, stop pouring tea into the girl's cup, the girl is already clutching her belly and stamping her feet, obviously she drank too much tea, she wants to go to the bathroom to fix it... No, look at that girl is as pale as paper With a thin face, it must have been to the bathroom several times.

As Li Xian pointed at them one by one, Benjo Kageshiro's face became darker and darker.Just when Li Xian thought he was going to get angry, I didn't expect that Kuangshiro Benjo flicked his hair and showed a bright and refreshing smile, "It's okay, guest, I'm sorry to make you worry, but our Gao Tianyuan is worse than this." Worse things happen all the time, so it’s not really a big deal.”

Worse than this?

What the hell happened to your cowboy club?

Doubts arose in Rixian's heart, but after he saw Tsurumaru Kuninaga, he realized that something worse had happened. At this time, even Honjo Kageshirou who was beside him couldn't sit still, so he left first to make arrangements. Let's deal with this mess.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "It's too slow, too slow! Hahaha, you can't use the real sword to kill!"

what to do?His sword man is really tricking other girls to play strip play, Tsurumaru Kuninaga, what do you think of the real sword must kill?

"Mr. Crane, this is not acceptable. You drank too much, and forgot that they are human beings, just like the lord, who can't be killed with a real sword?"

Fortunately, there was a candlestick, Qie Guangzhong, to stop him. Li Xian didn't want to see a woman's naked body here, it would disturb his thoughts.Tsurumaru Kuninaga seemed to have drank a little too much alcohol, and he was almost out of control. He took advantage of the situation and lay on the candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, sniffed, looking a little aggrieved, "My lord, my lord is a human being..."

"Then...the lord will leave me one day, right? I will...if the lord doesn't die...that's fine, if...the lord is not a human being, then it's fine..."

"Mr. Crane, you are drunk, you should stop talking and take a rest here."

Supporting Tsurumaru Kuninaga, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada carefully placed him on the sofa, and Tsurumaru Kuninaga fell asleep obediently. He seemed to be whispering something in his mouth. The distance was too far, and Reixian could not hear clearly. .

There was a lot of noise around, as if the voices of tens of thousands of people sounded at the same time, and the words Tsurumaru Kuninaga just said, "If the lord doesn't die... that's fine." Still clearly echoing in Lixian's ears .Tsurumaru Kuninaga is right, human life is limited and irreversible.

But the men with swords are different. They have lived for thousands of years. Even if the body has disappeared in this world, they can still be summoned by people's thoughts on them. They reincarnate in time, and he is in time. in the elimination.

One day, he will die and leave this group of men with swords.

But so what?

It is precisely because he is a human being that he has the opportunity to meet these men with swords and swords. Li Xian has never resented this. If there is any expectation, it is probably that he wants to live as long as possible now. , to accompany them for a little more time.

"Master, what are you thinking?"

Unsurprisingly, Xiaolong Jingguang also heard Tsurumaru Kuninaga's words just now. Seeing that Li Xian was silent, he asked a question, his purple eyes were shining brightly, knowing that he should not ask the lord what he thought, But he really wants to know how the lord thinks about him as a human being, who will die one day.

"I'm thinking about what to have for dinner. Mapo tofu is better, or oden is better. The small rice balls and red bean soup are also good, sweet."

Li Xian replied very seriously, and swallowed the saliva that almost flowed down when mentioning these foods.

"Owner!"

Did you know he wasn't asking this question at all?And at this time, you can still think about what to eat at night, master, are you really a normal person?

"Fool."

Standing up, Lixian looked down at Xiaolong Jingguang, and said flatly, "Human beings are creatures who don't like to talk about death. Even if you die tomorrow, you can just live today. Nothing is eternal, it doesn't matter. , After I die, you will also meet a new master, and as the former master, I will sleep in history, and I am relieved to have you protecting the history of our encounter."