My cell phone connects to Hades

It was another small shabby Internet cafe, with a few unmanned computers, and the screen was inexplicably lit in the corner, and Gu Chongjin's live broadcast room was still on the screen.

If people passing by looked closely, they seemed to be able to see the reflections of strange human figures on the screen.

[Yin Heng is really insidious. The two ghost emperors were sealed by him right after he was born. Those ghost domains who thought he lost his mind after becoming a demon, this is miserable. Now that he is sitting in Yangjian, everyone dare not make a big move. Waiting for who will make a move first to test Yin Heng's reality. 】

[He came to the underworld, and we just happened to go to the underworld to make trouble!Shoushan old ghost, didn't you recruit many people to apply for the civil servants of the underworld to make trouble?how's it going! 】

[When do you think the civil strife will start? 】

Speaking of this, the old ghost of Shoushan's face was dark, showing an indescribable expression, and took out a mobile phone: 【Look for yourself. 】

Several ghost kings came over immediately.

At this time, Gu Chongjin on the screen also introduced the new functions of his mobile phone to the ghost friends.

But this time, Gu Chongjin was more careful. He didn't show his personal page directly to ghost friends. Instead, he clicked on the introduction page that was advertised just now and was to be promoted to ordinary ghosts.

Gu Chongjin researched: "The underworld business hall (general ghost version), the place where the mobile phone number is registered, binds a ghost's identity information, enters it into the underworld database, and issues the ordinary citizen ID card of the underworld... It seems to say that you have to do it in this business hall. Only after the account is bound to the identity can you accept other welfare promotions."

The unrestrained and freedom-loving ghost fans were suddenly a little discouraged: [Why do you need an ID card? I heard that the underworld surveillance system is relatively strict. If you have an ID card, will you not be able to wander around or scare people to find a substitute? 】

Gu Chongjin: "The most likely reason is to prevent spies from infiltrating. After you have an ID card, it will be easier for the government to manage and track down spies."

Then Gu Chongjin read another wonderful app: "A ghost's income tax, citizens have the obligation to pay taxes, taxpayers are proud, taxpayers are proud, only by paying taxes can they enjoy the welfare of hellish ghost citizens according to law, the tax rate is seven and one tax." Not low.

Ghost income tax? ?

Do ghosts have to pay taxes these days?

Gu Chongjin went to the live broadcast room, and found that the hundreds of thousands of ghosts in the live broadcast room had already been fried: [Why are you so cheated!It is necessary to apply for an ID card and pay taxes, can it be better! 】

Gu Chongjin signaled the ghost fans to calm down, and comforted: "If you want to gain something, you have to pay, and this promotion is not compulsory. If you don't want it, the underworld will not force you to accept it. Don't worry."

The ghost fans calmed down after hearing this, and continued to urge Gu Chongjin to tell them about other benefits.

Gu Chongjin continued to look down: "Didi ghost car, divided into passenger version and driver version, buses, buses, taxis, private cars, trains, all drivers who die with their cars, are happy to carry ghosts and love to pick up ghosts who make friends You can sign up, and the fare will be deducted automatically when boarding the car according to the price set by the local government to avoid disputes between passengers and drivers. The local government will monitor the whole process in real time to ensure the safety of both parties."

【This is good!Some passengers are so scary, they all look like bloody ghosts, not to mention forcibly taking a ride, I dare not take it without paying, it's great! ] Immediately, a ghost driver expressed joy at this.

The other ghost passengers also gave their thumbs up, not to mention that the ghost driver didn't dare to ask the ghost for money, some of them didn't dare to take the ghost driver's car, and some drivers and passengers looked fierce.

Gu Chongjin went on to introduce: "Hell's Alipay, after downloading, store the soul body information bound to your ID card in Yu'e Bao, and you can automatically obtain the essence of the moonlight at night, and the essence of the moonlight +10 every 1 minutes for wandering souls, little ghost +2, big ghost +5, fierce ghost +10..."

Seeing this Gu Chongjin is very kind, just like when he first got the mobile phone, he thought it was the function of the mobile phone, but he didn't expect it to be the interest function attached to the payment software.

Ghost fans were overjoyed when they heard this most critical function!

[Yes, this is the function, lying down to collect money, that's what I heard about it! 】

【Great, environmental protection is advocated in the world now, and there are fewer and fewer offerings on burnt paper. They couldn't grab it before, but now it's even more pitiful. With this function, they can rely on themselves! 】

"WeChat is no different from the ones in the world, except that there are a lot of new public accounts in the prefecture, and they will release the latest official information of the prefecture from time to time, official gossip, new standards for civil servant examinations, civil servant knocks on doors, and some reincarnation bulletins and other information."

Ghost fans are very interested in this!

"The Underworld Bank supports the exchange of foreign exchange between Moonlight Essence and Yangjian Currency..." Seeing that everyone didn't seem to be interested in this, Gu Chongjin skipped to look at the two main apps below.

Gu Chongjin: "Daily practice app, oh, here you can use the essence of the moonlight to exchange for visualization skills to draw pictures. My civil servant page also has this function. After drawing pictures, visualize and practice, and cooperate with the moon, the essence of the moonlight grows very fast Hurry up. When you reach the kid level, you will have the opportunity to exchange for a special spell ticket for civil servants, and you can draw the internal spells of civil servants."

【good! 】Ghost fans are much more excited when they hear this than Alipay just now. It’s much better to make money by practicing on your own than earning interest.

"Ghost tool exchange app, uh, pots and pans, beds, watermelon knives, kitchen knives, wooden sticks, military shovels, etc., 30 months of Huazhi essence can be drawn, and 300 months of Huazhi essence can be exchanged. If you practice to the little ghost stage, you will have a chance to exchange it once. The magic weapon coupon unique to civil servants can extract the magic weapon inside the civil servants." Gu Chongjin read it blackly, thinking that it was for preparing for street fights.

However, ghost fans seem to be quite happy, especially the big cakes drawn behind the last two apps, which once again aroused their curiosity about the internal benefits of civil servants.

[Anchor, what's the difference between your civil servant version and our ordinary ghost version?What magical artifacts and spells can be drawn from these magic weapon coupons and spell coupons? 】

this……

Gu Chongjin was thinking about whether to reveal something, but he didn't expect that a ghost fan who was suspected of being a civil servant in the live broadcast room answered for him.

[The civil servant version is much better than the normal version!

All the training and upgrade evaluations are all in the ghost page of the underworld business hall, where you can directly exchange for visualization skills to draw visualization pictures, and the drawn pictures are said to be much better than the ordinary citizen version.

At the same time, there are ten opportunities every day to exchange for weapon coupons to draw weapons, and to exchange for spell coupons to draw spells!Weapons range from n-level parasols, r-level mourning sticks to seduce souls and arrest ghosts, sr-level judge pens, life and death books, ghost cars, flying swords and dragon-slaying swords, to ssr-level plastic magic lamps and reincarnation disks!If you win the reincarnation disk, you can even get yourself a good identity and jump the reincarnation disk to reincarnate without queuing!Of course, I feel that no matter how good my identity is, it's not as good as the civil servant of the underworld that I passed the exam with difficulty. Even if I get the reincarnation disk, I won't reincarnate! 】

Gu Chongjin was dumbfounded watching, but the ghosts in the live broadcast room were overwhelmed by hearing it, what the hell, did the mourning stick just randomly draw it?The judge pen life and death book, which is exclusive to the Ten Palaces, can be drawn!There are also reincarnation discs and plastic magic lamps that I have never heard of before, what kind of treasures are these!

[Ah ah ah!Really jealous!How can it be so beautiful! 】

[Oh my God, I only knew that the benefits of civil servants are good, but I didn't expect the benefits to be so good! 】

[Aww, I want to take the civil service exam, no one can stop me! 】

A group of ghosts cried out in envy, and then began to wonder what Gu Chongjin and the civil servant got: [The anchor, the anchor, and the civil servant brother, what did you get? ? 】

【Did you get the parasol? 】

The civil servant jumped for joy: [Yes! 】

Gu Chongjin: "I...have it too."

Gu Chongjin opened his parasol for all the ghost fans to take a look. The ghost fans were drooling and about to fall off. The more basic, the more important. Don’t look at the parasol. For Gu Chongjin, there is currently only one It has sun protection and slight protective functions, but it has a great protective effect on some ordinary ghosts or even ghosts who may be sunburned when they see the sun.

A group of envious ghost fans swallowed their saliva and continued to ask: [Is there any order for the mourning stick to seduce souls and arrest ghosts? 】

The civil servant calmly showed his European spirit: [I was lucky enough to get a mourning stick, ordinary ghosts would cry in pain when I hit them, and I also got two ghost hunting warrants. 】

Gu Chongjin rubbed his nose: "I... have both."

Amidst the screaming and booing of the ghost fans, Gu Chongjin showed off his soul hook and mourning stick again. The civil servant who thought he was quite European just now fell in love with him, and was very angry that the hook is so difficult to draw, how can you do it? arrive!

The ghost fans howled: [Where is the life and death book of the judge's pen? 】

Gu Chongjin: "Not really, but..."

The civil servant spoke calmly again: [It is very difficult to get the SR rank. I haven't heard of anyone who has just been admitted to the civil servants. I am already very European among the newly promoted civil servants. 】

Gu Chongjin finished the second half of the message in the message sent by the civil servant: "But it seems that I got the Ghost Chariot Flying Sword and the Dragon Slaying Sword."

Civil servant: [...! ! ! 】

Ghost fan: [! ! ! 】

The ghost fans boiled over: [Civil servants also give away cars!Still got it!It's so great, I don't know if there is a house to send!My current urn dwelling is too crowded! 】

[I don’t even have an urn, my home was demolished by real estate developers, and I sleep in their basement parking garage every day smelling the car exhaust, so I’m so angry! 】

[Why is the anchor so European!That's awesome, is there anything else the anchor has? 】

Gu Chongjin smiled awkwardly, feeling that his money exchange flow was mixed in a group of card drawing flows, like some immoral cheating.

God knows, except that he drew the visualization map, he bought the others directly, and it doesn't look expensive at all, at least compared to the 300 coupons that the civil servants just said, if you are lucky in ten consecutive days, you will get an N card In terms of chances, his benefits are too good!

Yin Heng, who was far away in Shanglin City, looked at Gu Chongjin who was interacting with ghosts in the live broadcast room, with a faint smile on his lips, as if he knew what Gu Chongjin was thinking, and he pointed a few times.

Soon, a golden banner appeared on Gu Chongjin's mobile phone on the screen: {Thanks to Gu Chongjin for his contribution to the promotion of the new system. The lottery gift pack contains 2 magic weapon lottery tickets and 2 magic spell lottery tickets. Please check it carefully. }

At this time, the civil servant who helped popularize science just now was also pleasantly surprised: [I actually have it too!Thank you for the host's platform, otherwise I don't think I will get rewarded. 】

[Lucky draw package!The anchor is pumping!I want to see the civil servants draw! 】

[Chong Duck anchor! ! 】

As soon as he felt guilty, he realized that he had also become a card drawer. Gu Chongjin became interested and said happily, "I'll rub my hands and pray."

【twist! 】

[The anchor wins the first prize and draws a prize! 】

Under the watchful eyes of a crowd of ghost fans, Gu Chongjin started four consecutive draws.

{Congratulations to Gu Zhongjin Yincha for obtaining the r-level magic weapon parasol (meltable)! }

{Congratulations to Gu Chongjin for obtaining the sr-level body spell Soaring Clouds. }

{Congratulations to Gu Zhongjin for obtaining the sr-level physical body spell change technique. }

{Congratulations to Gu Chongjin Yinchai for obtaining the ssr-level magic weapon, Immortal Mansion Cave! }

Ghost fans:! ! !

At first, the parasols and magic ghost fans didn't care, and they thought it was a pity, but seeing Gu Chongjin pull out a magic weapon in public, the group of ghost fans who just said that they want a house are trembling with excitement Got up, screaming frantically.

[Free room and free car! 】

[Fairy benefits! ! 】

【Baiou God! ! 】

[Ou Shen seeks cover! ! 】

[Suck in the European spirit!Suck! ! 】

After the scream, a series of worshiping gods swiped the screen in an instant, crowding Gu Chongjin's live broadcast room to the brim. The civil servant who also received the reward no longer said what he had won, and together with the audience in the live broadcast room, swiped three angrily [ Baio God! ! ! 】

Gu Chongjin also wowed with sparkling eyes. Although he already has a sunshade, he doesn't know how much it will cost him to exchange the other three items. The card draw is really fun!

But what made Gu Chongjin extremely troublesome was that after such an experience, the number of subscriptions in his live broadcast room broke through 500 million in a straight line!

Over there, seeing Gu Chongjin looking happy and having a headache, Yin Heng couldn't help laughing out loud.

"So cute……"

"The garage is all given away, when will Jinjin marry me?"

……

Several ghost kings in the Quanguchi Ghost Domain watched and solemnly laid down [Baiou God! ! ] A few big characters also clicked to send the Shoucheng Ghost Domain Ghost King, his face twitched: [Shoushan old ghost, what are you doing? 】

The old ghost of Shoushan is suffering. Why is Gu Chongjin so European? Is it because he is a human being with a particularly white face and a very good-looking face?

No, it must be because Tianzi Yin opened the back door for him. Damn, the scheming bitch who secretly gave away a house and car, open the back door openly is too hateful!

Emmmmmmm, who would have thought that Gu Chongjin's extravagant publicity that day, which he thought would squeeze the underworld and lose money, turned into a big krypton gold game...and it was still friendly to the bottom-level ghosts, and the upper-level obviously A face game.

When all the ghost kings discovered the sinister intentions of Emperor Yin, they were all speechless.

Seeing the entangled and painful appearance of Shoushan old ghost, all the ghost kings asked: [Old ghost, what did you get? 】

When it comes to what he has drawn, the old ghost of Shoushan, whose entire ghost seems to be wrapped in a cloud of black air, is about to shut himself up: [I spent [-] Yuehua essence, so far I have only drawn five sunshades Umbrella and fifty Ghost Hunting Orders! ! ! 】

The ghost kings were all shocked, they looked like you are stupid, this is obviously a conspiracy by Emperor Yin, so you can still be fooled.

Thirty thousand Yuehua Essence, when there was no Yin Tianzi’s Jifu Alipay storage function before, their Yuehua Essence was directly cultivated into the soul body. Although the ghost king has rough skin and thick flesh, it is super painful to cut [-] flesh yes!

The old ghost of Shoushan is quite self-consoling: [However, the parasol is also very useful. More parasol smelting, there is hope that the parasol can be upgraded to a lightning umbrella, so that you don't have to be afraid even if you survive the thunder disaster. 】

The ghost kings just wanted to sympathize and say that a broken parasol is worth your rarity, and it won't hurt you if you go out to bask in the sun, but after hearing the supplement from Shoushan old ghost, these ghost kings can't calm down anymore.

【Thunder umbrella! ! 】

[Fuck! !Swoosh! ! 】

[Who the hell still has a quota for civil servants, don't bind them all and give them a try first, I want to get an Oushen account! ! 】

The more bad things you do, the more afraid you will be struck by lightning, especially ghost kings, who often cause wind and rain when they move around. Although the heavens are no longer there, Tianlei still has eyes. If you are not careful, you will be hacked back to before liberation.

A bunch of ghost kings started to call the younger brother crazily, completely forgetting what they had to do before.

The members of the Abnormality Bureau discovered the abnormal magnetic field here, came to monitor, and saw the howling of the ghost kings, they were faintly startled, did these ghost kings have any new plots and tricks?

These evil ghosts in Shoucheng Ghost Domain are the ghost domains that have the most contact with the Yang world. It may be because they are relatively weak. When Emperor Yin sent troops to suppress the ghost domains, he missed a few of them.

Although this is a group of people who are not doing enough for the Yin Emperor, they can still cause a lot of harm to ordinary people in Yangjian. Therefore, 20 years ago, the masters joined forces to seal the Shoucheng Ghost Domain. But the seal has long since been broken.

·

Under Gu Chongjin's promotion, ghost fans who were already very tempted, after discovering that Gu Chongjin had sent the promotion link to the live broadcast room, frantically clicked to jump to the download page of the ghost version of the Hell Business Hall app, and fell into a download frenzy. After a while The number of downloads exceeded the million mark.

For the general ghost version, you only need to download the Yiying app to your mobile phone. If you don’t have a mobile phone, you will beat your chest. Some people are going to find relatives and friends in the world to burn one for themselves. Those without relatives and friends can only go to the underworld to get an ID card. Bought on loan.

It is said that the mobile phones of civil servants are specially made, and non-civil servants cannot buy or sell them. It is said that they can withstand the transmission of larger data volumes, which is already a magic weapon level.

Looking at the enthusiastic ghost fans in the live broadcast room, Gu Chongjin felt that he seemed to have forgotten something. After thinking about it for a while and found that he couldn't remember, he was about to close the live broadcast room and bid farewell to the ghost fans.

Before leaving, ghost fans who were busy downloading and tying their ID cards suddenly remembered something: [Anchor, is your tax the same as ours? 】

The ghosts, who are already excited about the promotion system and take action, naturally began to really care about the issue of the local government's individual tax rate.

Gu Chongjin looked down, and it seemed to be different: "It seems to be based on the level. Ordinary ghosts start from the seventh tax, and earnestly practice and pay taxes to increase the level. Every time you increase a level, you can increase the discount by a little bit, that is, Let’s say that from wandering souls to little ghosts, it becomes [-] tax one, and when you become a big ghost, it becomes [-] tax one; if you are admitted to civil servants, you start directly from the basis of [-] tax ones, and every time a civil servant rises to a level, the preferential ratio will increase by a little bit. , I seem to be... well, let’s not talk about it now. In addition, the level and merit value of civil servants seem to increase the card draw rate. If you are admitted to civil servants, pay attention to accumulating a lot of merit. "

Ghosts:! ! !

Civil service exam!

Must pass the test!

Also do good deeds!

"Okay, I'm going to prepare for the singing competition, you guys can play by yourself."

Gu Chongjin ignored the messages from ghosts who were persistently wanting to know his tax rate, and hurriedly went offline, ready to study his own upgrade changes, and the ssr he just drew!

A suite!

He has a suite!

have house, have car!

Seeing that Gu Chongjin was offline, Yin Heng, who couldn't see Gu Chongjin's face, was a little regretful, and also turned off the live broadcast room.

·

Yin Tianzi temporarily left the underworld to go to the human world, and the underworld ghost kings who are not familiar with new technologies, such as Duxin Ghost King, feel a little mysterious in their hearts.

They watched in horror at the well-functioning underworld system.

After the examination of civil servants was opened, a large number of civil servants emerged, and a large amount of exchange data was exchanged, and even many spies with malicious intentions were mixed in, relying on a group of ghost kings to make trouble.

I thought that the spies and those rebels would make a fuss while the Emperor Yin was away, but I didn't expect that after such a long time, they didn't even stir up any splashes at all, and occasionally a few rioters were instantly shot to death by the opposing public as spies.

More spies who sneaked in and wanted to make troubles also fell under Yin Tianzi's card-drawing game. After finding that they couldn't arouse the public's emotions, they became obsessed with card-drawing and took their boss along with them. In order to contribute to the underworld game, there is no return.

Nowadays, all the skilled craftsmen in the underworld are full of energy. With wages dozens of times higher than before (the essence of Yuehua), they have added full horsepower to create various basic n-level and r-level ghost weapons. As for sr-level, ssr-level, these people want It is not so difficult to make, new products are rare, and they have to be supported by inventory.

After such a long time, not only has the underworld not been emptied as the ghost kings expected, but the treasury is full of meritorious service, the essence of the moonlight soars and the accumulation of ghost weapons?

As the influx of newly added hundreds of millions of ordinary ghost users slowly subsided, the system that had just flashed red a few times has returned to a state of good operation. A large number of new user registrations and a large number of household registration The registration of identities and the exchange of a large amount of energy from the essence of the moon did not put too much pressure on the system created by Yin Tianzi. The emperor never refused these spies, saying that it would be better to keep them all under sight and monitor them.

Duxin Guiwang, who had received a salary increase, sighed: "I didn't expect that..."

The other ghost kings who had increased their wages and merits were also very emotional: "Emperor Yin is so powerful, I can't wait."

"Emperor Yin's every move has unpredictable meaning."

"Emperor Yin was going to be reincarnated to go to the underworld, so many ghost kings objected, almost causing chaos, and even defected a short-sighted ghost king."

"Now that Son of Heaven Yin goes to Yangjian, it's not only for the purpose of staying with the Queen, but also for other purposes!"

"Yin Tianzi is so sage, it is our luck!"

After all the ghost kings patted rainbow farts, they quickly contacted Yin Heng, and gave feedback on the stability of the underworld to the emperor Yin, who was going to sit in the yangjian, and his words were more respectful than before. Convincing.

Yin Heng didn't express much, but said: 【Well, I see.I am sitting in Yangjian recently, and I will leave the following to you. Don't be careless, chaos in the underworld is coming. 】

The ghost kings were all shocked when they heard the words, and then they were furious!Such a great opportunity for the development of the underworld, there are still ghosts who want to make trouble, it is simply intolerable!

"Emperor Yin, don't worry, we will be optimistic about Hell!"