Treacherous ministers have deep routines

"Female dress? Rouge?"

Zhang Rang picked up the skirt, looked at Wei Man, and said, "These...? Rang is a man, why do you prepare these for Rang?"

Zhang Rang was not an eunuch, but he became an eunuch when he came here, but Zhang Rang never felt that he was any different.

It is true that eunuchs lack reproductive ability, but Zhang Rang has no special feeling for emotions, so he doesn't feel any different from before.

Now Wei Man gave him some rouge and women's clothes, which made Zhang Rang very strange.

Wei Man smiled and said, "Yes, it's the skirt and rouge."

He walked over as he spoke, and said earnestly: "Think about it, you are a famous person. People all over the world have heard of your treasure. Wherever you go, you will inevitably cause disputes. Let's go here to collect treasures." City, but in order to buy supplies, it is not convenient to cause too many troubles, and it will also bring you more trouble, won’t it?”

Hearing what he said, Zhang Rang also felt that it was very reasonable, so he nodded.

Wei Man looked at it and continued to work harder, saying: "Disguise and change, you can save a lot of trouble and unnecessary disasters, why not do it? Since you want to disguise and change, this is the best way. Everyone in the world thinks you are an eunuch, who would care about a woman?"

Zhang Rang is slender, because he entered the palace very early, so he doesn't have any Adam's apple, he doesn't need to cover his throat, and he won't be discovered.

Coupled with Zhang Rangsheng's comeliness, arrogance with a touch of charm, if he wears women's clothes, he will definitely not be discovered by others, and there is no slight violation of harmony, maybe he will still be bright and charming, which is not easy!

Wei Manben prepared a long story to persuade the "cold and aloof" Zhang Rang, but before he could finish speaking, Zhang Rang still opened his mouth and said, "Okay."

"And it's wearing a skirt... huh?"

Wei Man was half-sentenced when he suddenly choked, turned to look at Zhang Rang in surprise, and said, "What did you say?"

Zhang Rang looked at Wei Man strangely, and said, "Lieutenant Wei hasn't had a good rest these days, so he can't hear you clearly?"

Wei Man: "..."

Wei Man coughed and said, "You...but you agreed?"

Zhang Rang said calmly: "Exactly, Rang has already agreed."

He said, seeing Wei Man's expression of disbelief, he said again: "Why is Captain Wei like this? Didn't Captain Wei think about Rang? Is that why he ordered someone to find the women's dress? Rang is not an unreasonable person, women's clothing Dressing up can indeed reduce unnecessary troubles, so why not do it?"

Wei Man looked at Zhang Rang with a dumbfounded face, thinking that Zhang Rang would flatly refuse, after all, it might be seen as a kind of humiliation for him to wear women's clothing, but now...

Zhang Rang readily accepted it.

Wei Man said, "Then...then you can change your clothes."

Zhang Rang nodded, picked up his clothes, there was no shyness, and he was about to take off his clothes immediately.

Wei Man quickly stopped and said, "Wait, I'll avoid it first."

Zhang Rang glanced at Wei Man strangely again, wondering why Wei Man avoided it.

Wei Man left the house and asked Zhang Rang to change his clothes inside.

He stood in the empty space outside the door, pacing left and right with his hands behind his back. After walking a few times, he heard a "squeak" and the door opened from the inside.

Wei Man raised his head and couldn't help but widen his eyes, which were filled with the shock of being amazed.

Zhang Rang's long hair was shawl-shaved, and the black hair fell down like a joke. He didn't know how to tie a girl's hair in a bun, so he didn't tie it up.

Wearing a long skirt on his body, what Wei Man found was the most fashionable style at the moment. It set off his slender and tall figure. The light-colored skirt did not make his complexion dull and yellow, but on the contrary made his skin crystal clear. , It is really as delicate and smooth as eggs wrapped in flour.

The slender swan neck makes Zhang Rang look cold and proud, the palm-sized face, the chin is slightly reduced, the indescribably glamorous and frosty, yet another charming and translucent.

Wei Man was a little distracted for a moment, until Zhang Rang walked up to him, then he came back to his senses, and said in his mouth: "Shang can see past."

Zhang Rang didn't know what he looked like. Hearing what he said, he said, "Rang is originally a man. Dressed like this, he can't do anything if he just passes by."

Wei Man just said something to save face, but Zhang Rang "said he was fat and breathless", if this is just a passing glance, then everyone else will be nothing but ugly.

Wei Man said, "Why didn't you apply any powder?"

Zhang Rang said: "Those objects, none of them have been used before, and there is no way to start."

Wei Man was a little puzzled, Zhang Rang used to be the steward of the Changqiu Palace and served the queen, how could it be possible that he didn't know anything about Fen Dai?

But Wei Man didn't look into it carefully, and said, "Come with me, and I'll help you."

As he spoke, he dragged Zhang Rang into the house, let him sit in front of the bronze mirror, stood behind Zhang Rang, helped him comb his hair, and rolled it up.

After Wei Man pulled back his hair skillfully, he painted Zhang Rang's eyebrows and put on some rouge to add color.

Zhang Rang's skin is fair, without blemishes at all, and he doesn't need to apply powder, but when he doesn't apply rouge, his face looks a little pale, looks noble and indifferent, like a fairy who doesn't eat fireworks in the world, it's too repulsive for thousands of miles up.

After Wei Man's smearing, Zhang Rang's fair cheeks showed a faint deep red, and the blood color immediately came up, and there was an extra charm of various styles, which was indescribably beautiful.

Wei Man finished the painting with quick hands and feet, and said to Zhang Rang, "Let's see, how is my skill?"

Zhang Rang looked into the bronze mirror. Although he couldn't see clearly, he could get a general idea. He didn't know much about these beauties and ugliness.

Wei Man smiled and said, "Now that you're here, even people who know you can't recognize you at a glance!"

Zhang Rang felt that even so, it would be great. His disguise has nothing to do with beauty and ugliness, but just to deceive people, so it's the best.

Zhang Rang said casually: "Didn't you think Wei Xiaowei has such a skill in thrushing eyebrows?"

Zhang Rang just said it casually, and didn't have much other meanings. After all, ordinary men don't know these things, but Wei Man's methods are sharp and quick, as if he is a skilled worker. Zhang Rang really admires them.

Unexpectedly, when Wei Man heard it, he felt a sense of being caught, and immediately said: "It's definitely not a widow's training."

"widow?"

Zhang Rang frowned suspiciously, carefully recalling what he said just now, it seemed that he hadn't linked to the widow, not even a single word, why did Wei Man suddenly mention the widow?

How did Zhang Rang know that Wei Man was very sensitive to "widows" ever since he was drunk at Wei's house, like a disease of dissatisfaction, whenever widows were mentioned, he would not accept them.

Wei Man coughed and said, "It's nothing."

As he spoke, he said, "Okay, you can go out now."

When Wei Man and Zhang Rang were ready, they went to find the little bun, King Chen Liu, and were going to go to the market together.

The little bun first saw Zhang Rang, but he didn't recognize him, his eyes widened in surprise, his usual calm and mature appearance could no longer be restrained, his fleshy mouth was pursed, and he looked at Zhang Rang carefully.

Then it suddenly dawned on her that the beautiful elder sister in front of her was actually Zhang Rang herself!

Wei Man looked at the small bun with a shocked face at first, then suddenly realized, and then a little blush rose on his fleshy cheeks.

Looking at Zhang Rang, he blushed inexplicably!

Little Baozi ran over, grabbed Zhang Rang's hand, and said sincerely: "You are so bright and beautiful, I almost didn't recognize it."

Wei Man said before that he could see it, but the little bun praised Zhang Rang unabashedly. After thinking about it, Zhang Rang was not displeased. After being praised by the little bun, he said, "Thank you."

Little Baozi blushed even more when he heard him thanking him.

Wei Man stood on the sidelines "watching coldly", intervened a step further, and separated himself between the two of them, saying: "It's getting late, let's go, if it's later, we won't be able to come back today."

So Wei Man, Zhang Rang, and Xiao Baozi rode out of the barracks and went to the market, pretending to be a couple with their youngest son.

The three of them rode all the way to the market, and just after walking not far, they heard the sound of "Boom!"

There was also the sound of shouting, and the sound of cursing, which was confusedly mixed up.

Zhang Rang frowned, and looked into the crowd, there seemed to be trouble there, so many people gathered around to watch the fun.

It turned out that it was two strong men dressed as soldiers who were bullying an old man.

The two soldiers kicked all the old man's things on the ground, and kept stomping on them, cursing as they stomped: "Damn old man! Know who our two brothers are? How dare you speak so rudely!"

"Exactly, how about taking your stuff for nothing? What if you can? You don't have eyes! Damn it!"

The soldiers were very arrogant, kicking and stepping on things on the ground, and punching and kicking the old man.

But because those two people were wearing soldier's jackets, the people on the sidelines just pointed and talked loudly, but they didn't go to help, and they dared not speak out.

These days the warlords are divided, who knows where the warlords will be offended, if they offend Tong Gao's army from Luoyang again, wouldn't it be a catastrophe?

Everyone pointed and pointed, and the old man lay on the ground and howled, and the two soldiers were annoyed by his crying, and wanted to kick them over.

Zhang Rang saw that there was no help from others, and he was not afraid of anyone, so he was ready to step forward to stop him.

Wei Man stopped Zhang Rang and said in a low voice, "What are you going to do?"

Although he said so, he already knew what Zhang Rang was going to do. After spending time together, Wei Man had a general understanding of Zhang Rang's temperament.

Don't look at him as indifferent and noble, but he is actually a very kind-hearted person, not to mention seeing injustice, even if he pretends to be crazy in front of him, Zhang Rang will lend a helping hand.

But they disguised themselves in order not to be discovered by others. If they meddle in their own business now, wouldn't their success be in vain?

The soldier cursed the old man and said, "Shameless old man! We are General Wei's recruits! Do you know General Wei! That is the son of the Taiwei, the former captain of Xiyuan, you can offend us?!"

Wei Man had a lot of calculations in his mind, and didn't want to cause trouble, but when he heard the soldiers say that they were his new recruits, he immediately frowned.

Really not looking for something, but the thing suddenly found itself.

Wei Man squinted his eyes, and immediately stopped Zhang Rang to prevent him from forcing himself out. He casually touched a stone on the ground, and it popped out with a "pop!".

"what!!"

"Who!? Who is pretending to be a ghost?! Send it to my website... ah!"

"Ah! It hurts...it hurts! Hiss!"

Those two soldiers were pretending to be Wei Man's subordinates just now, arrogant and unscrupulous, the next moment they suddenly ran away with their heads in their hands, squatting on the ground with their heads in their arms, their foreheads and noses were bruised and swollen, and when they raised their hands, they even got a nosebleed!

Wei Man secretly taught the two soldiers a lesson, turned his head to Zhang Rang and whispered, "Ma'am, is your husband accurate?"