Treacherous ministers have deep routines

"Firefighting!!"

"Quickly put out the fire!"

"Grain! Save the grain!!"

"Booming" sounded in Hu Zhen's head, and he quickly got up from the ground, but because he drank too much, his body couldn't balance at all, and when he got up, he fell back with a "gudong!"

Hu Zhen fell to the ground, several cronies came to help him.

"General! General, are you okay!"

"General, it's not broken!"

Hu Zhen's head was numb with anger, he waved their hands away, and shouted, "Damn it! Put out the fire! Put out the fire—you help me to be a bastard! Put out the fire!"

Hu Zhen yelled, and the cronies came to their senses and rushed to put out the fire, but the soldiers on the ground were so drunk that they were stumbling around.

Hu Zhen rushed over and kicked the soldiers vigorously. The soldiers didn't move at all, just like they were drunk to death, lying on the ground and snoring.

"stand up!!"

"Fire out!"

"It's all trash! Damn it, the grain and grass have been burned!"

Hu Zhen yelled, the soldiers didn't respond at all, but the others did.

"kill--"

Accompanied by the fire dragon soaring into the sky, there were killing sounds everywhere, as if to respond to Hu Zhen's shouting, the killing sounds swept across the sky, and at the same time, there was the sound of "tattling, treading" horses running down from the sky like rolling thunder.

"It's the jujube army!"

"The jujube army is here!"

"It's the jujube army coming!"

The patrolling soldiers shouted, but because they were few in number, Hu Zhen's elite soldiers were all too drunk to respond to the enemy, so the patrolling soldiers immediately collapsed and scattered like birds and beasts.

Zhao Dian, dressed in black armor and holding a pair of maces, rode on the white swan, and led the elite soldiers to Hu Zhen's camp, broke open the gate, and rushed in.

Zhao Dian immediately saw Hu Zhen who was stumbling around.

Hu Zhen saw the Suanzao army rushing into the camp, and hurried to grab his spear. He grabbed the spear, but he didn't know that he had held it backwards, and then touched his Jiezhou, who didn't know where Jiezhou was off. , can't find it at all.

Zhao Dian was already in the lead at this time, he raised his mace and rushed over, Hu Zhen was surprised and hurriedly retreated, it was too late, he quickly used his spear/spear to pick Zhao Dian on the horse, trying to pick Zhao Dian off the horse.

Hu Zhen didn't know that he was holding the spear backwards, the tip of the spear was clamped under his creaking nest, but it was the barrel of the spear that he picked.

With a sound of "Bang!!", the two maces were used to directly open the barrel of Hu Zhen's gun, and Hu Zhen's spear/spear flew up directly in response to the sound, "Duo!!" It was poked on the tent of the shogunate. Hearing Hu Zhen shout "Ah!", he was hit in the chest by Zhao Dian's bronze mace, and he was knocked unconscious with a sound of "Gudong!"

Zhao Dian sneered and said, "Take it away!"

Hu Zhen failed to catch the next move, and fell to the ground in defeat. Most of his soldiers were asleep, and they didn't need to use force to capture them.

Although the number of people brought by the summoning ceremony was not large, they won a complete victory. They tied up all the captives and took them away on a thread. Return with a rewarding experience.

"Leader!! Leader!"

At dusk the next day, Zhao Dian's triumphant army returned, and the soldiers rushed to inform Wei Man.

When Wei Man heard this, Zhao Dian really lived up to his expectations, and said with a smile, "Okay! Order to pass the order to the shogunate council."

When the princes heard that Zhao Dian had returned triumphantly and returned with a full load, they all ran out to check the situation. They saw Zhao Dian riding on a tall horse with dark skin. The food and grass are piled up in mountains, not only that, but there are also captives strung up with ropes, the number is unknown.

Zhao Dian quickly brought the captive Hu Zhen to the shogunate, "Bang!!" and threw the bound Hu Zhen on the ground with a loud sound.

Hu Zhen was thrown on the ground, but he didn't wake up. His face was covered with blood, and he fell to the ground with a blushing face, looking "dying".

When Liu Dai saw it, he couldn't help but sneered and said: "This Hu Zhen, I'm afraid he was beaten to death by Captain Dian?"

Seeing this appearance, Zhang Rang came over to check on Hu Zhen. After checking, he said very coldly, "There are abrasions on the face, the wound is not big, there is blood on the chest, and there are internal injuries, but it is not fatal."

Wei Man said, "Then why are you unconscious?"

Zhang Rang calmed his voice and said, "Drink too much and fell asleep."

"what!?"

Everyone was surprised for a while, and they all looked at Hu Zhen who was in a mess.

It turned out that he was asleep, and he thought he was beaten to death by Zhao Dian, but he was actually asleep.

Entering the enemy's camp so calmly, he was tied up by Wuhuada, and Hu Zhen was able to sleep.

Wei Man sneered and said, "Come here, wake him up!"

Immediately, soldiers came in with two buckets of water. It was winter, and the general water was already very cold, so there was no need to find ice water.

"Whoa!!"

There was a sound of water, and Hu Zhen was sleeping soundly. Suddenly, with a sound of "ho--", he gasped for air, choked on water, and coughed non-stop.

Only then did Hu Zhen open his eyes, and looked around in a daze, then gasped again with a "ho!", widened his eyes like cow eggs, and said, "Wei Man!?"

Wei Man chuckled lightly and said, "Why, are you disappointed to see me?"

Hu Zhen was terrified, and immediately struggled up, only to realize that he was tied up, this was not his own camp, but Wei Man's Suanzao camp.

It turned out that everything was not a dream, they were really attacked!

"Wei Man! If you are sensible, let me go!"

Hu Zhen yelled and said, "I am Dong Gong's close friend! If you are sensible, let me go quickly! Otherwise, Dong Gong will not let you go!"

As Hu Zhen spoke, he saw Zhang Rang again, and immediately glared at Zhang Rang angrily with his eyes, which seemed to spew out flames.

Hu Zhen shouted: "Eunuch!!"

He said, and said to Wei Man: "If you are sensible, let me go now, and then pick out the eyes of this eunuch and give it to me as a gift, maybe I can still plead for you in front of Mr. Dong!"

What Hu Zhen said was arrogant, at this moment Zhang Rang chuckled and raised his hand suddenly.

As soon as he raised his hand, Hu Zhen was so scared that he suddenly thought of his blind eyes, and hurriedly closed them, curled up, and shrank to one side.

Hu Zhen is tall and burly, but this reaction is really funny, especially when he was clamoring just now.

Hu Zhen was a little scared at the moment, and said: "You can't...you can't do anything to me. If so, Dong Gong will not let you go."

Zhang Rang said lightly: "We really won't do anything to you."

When he said this, Hu Zhen heaved a sigh of relief, but he was a little suspicious, why did the "tyrannical and impermanent" eunuch suddenly become so talkative?

Then I heard Zhang Rang continue to say: "We still need you to rescue the general after us, don't we?"

Hu Zhen's army surrounded Yuan Shu. Hu Zhen led his troops to attack Wei Man's grain and grass, and then returned to the supply camp to celebrate, but his army still surrounded Yuan Shu and did not retreat.

Now that Hu Zhen is a prisoner, it is naturally the best excuse to use. It doesn't take much effort to directly threaten Hu Zhen to withdraw his troops.

Wei Man sneered, and said, "Yes, you still have many uses, and we won't kill you all at once, so don't worry."

Hu Zhen stopped listening, and shouted: "Wei Man! You insidious villain, you sneak attack on our camp, what kind of hero are you?!"

Wei Man laughed "haha", as if he was very pleased by Hu Zhen's words, and said, "A hero? Have you ever seen a hero who achieved great things? Even a hero can't feed his own stomach, let alone the army?! Besides, you are not greedy enough, sneak attack on our food and grass first, whoever talks to you about heroes, just be your prisoner, that's all!"

He said, beckoning to Lu Bu, and said: "I have heard that the lord of the alliance said that in the past, you were at odds with our General Lu? You often relied on your high rank to dominate others. Is there such a thing?"

When Lu Bu heard this, his eyes shone sharply, and he stared at Hu Zhen with a sneer.

Sure enough, Wei Man had something to say, "If that's the case, let General Lu detain you. Anyway, we're old acquaintances, so I want to take advantage of it."

Hu Zhen's back went numb immediately, and he said, "You...you villains, you can't do this! You can't do this!"

Lu Bu was expressionless, and said flatly: "General Hu, it's a pleasure to meet you. In the next few days, I will invite General Hu, please take care of me."

As he spoke, he narrowed his eyes and said in a hoarse voice, "Take it away!"

Immediately, soldiers rushed over, escorted Hu Zhen down, and pushed him to the prison.

Hu Zhen was quickly escorted out, and only "our own people" were left in the big tent of the shogunate. Liu Dai and Yuan Yi did not dare to speak, and sat silently in place.

Wei Man then said: "Now that Hu Zhen has been captured, you generals may wish to give an explanation on how to rescue the latter general, and think about it when you go back. Time waits for no one, so let's discuss it tomorrow."

"Follow the leader's orders."

Everyone immediately bowed their hands and replied respectfully.

Wei Man waved his hands and said, "Okay, let's all go."

Because Zhao Dian took all the credit for this, Liu Dai and Yuan Yi didn't get any benefits, and they weren't very courteous. As soon as they broke up, they all left the shogunate immediately, and no one was courteous.

Wei Man and the others left, and immediately approached Zhang Rang, saying: "This time Hu Zhen was defeated, on the one hand, it was because of Zhao Dian's bravery, and on the other hand... it was also because of your brilliant strategy. "

If it weren't for Zhang Rang's strategy of moving the book and throwing stones to ask for directions, they might not be able to find out where Hu Zhen's secret luggage is.

Wei Man said with a smile: "What rewards do you want, just tell them all, as long as I, Wei Man, can do it, I will reward you all, okay?"

What Wei Man was talking about was affectionate, charming and charming, and he wished he could swear.

Zhang Rang glanced at Wei Man indifferently at this moment, and said, "Master."

"Ok?"

When Wei Man heard Zhang Rang call his lord, he felt that his heart was so weak that he wished it could turn into a puddle of spring water.

Then I heard Zhang Rang say indifferently: "The scalpel that the lord promised last time seems to have not been fulfilled."

Wei Man said in surprise, "Scalpel?"

When Wei Man said this, he seemed to feel a little impressed. After thinking about it carefully, yes, a scalpel!

That day Zhang Rang drew a picture, and he swore that he would ask someone to help him with the scalpel, and later he went to forge the iron himself, but he forgot about it in a blink of an eye.

That was before the alliance, when they were stationed in Suanzao, and it has been a long, long time now...

It's been so long that Wei Man has forgotten this matter for eighteen times!

Wei Man quickly said: "Scalpel, actually..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Rang said flatly: "Let me know, my lord has a lot of things going on every day, so I forgot about it, it's okay."

After saying that, he turned around and walked out of the shogunate tent.

Wei Man: "..." Don't...no problem...it's...er...it's...

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Stupid author: Boss Wei, this big pig's hoof is finished, silently mourning...

Boss Wei: Daughter-in-law, I was wrong QAQ

Rang Po: ▼_▼