I heard I'm the big villain
Chapter 59: Robots also have desires?
The expressions on the faces of the two people were incomparable, and Li Lance lowered his head and smiled twice: "Why don't you find the way out first?"
"I thought Sir Knight Commander looked down on life and death and planned to sleep here forever." Lin Yishu said.
"I just said that I don't want to save people anymore. Why give up if I can survive?" Li Lance said naturally, "Life is hard to come by, so cherish every minute."
Lin Yishu thinks this man is really wonderful, he can always say unexpected things, if the destruction system does not covet him, Lin Yishu really wants to go up and shake hands with people.
Thinking of this, Lin Yishu moved back a few inches calmly.Li Lance was about to stand up on the ground, noticed this scene, and looked at him thoughtfully: "From just now until now, you have kept a precise distance of two meters from me. You seem to be afraid of approaching me? What if What will happen if I touch you?"
This guy is so sharp!Obviously Lin Yishu was careful enough and careless enough, but he was able to judge the most important information from this little clue.
Lin Yishu's face turned cold instantly: "You will die."
"Actually not."
Li Lance raised his eyebrows. He could feel that the Tianqi man was not telling the truth, but there was no need to offend him now—these three Tianqi people were headed by him at first glance.
Concubine Luan's tomb is about [-] square meters, except for the ear chamber and the coffin, Gu Ying and Feng Zhonghe have basically inspected the rest, and the conclusion is the same as Lin Yishu's scan result: "There is no other way out."
What made Lin Yishu even more depressed was that the dark hole above his head was sealed with mercury after the two tomb doors were destroyed one after another.Now that corridor is full of mercury, once the steel plate is broken, the mercury will pour down, and then it will be a real catch.
The food and tools they carried with them were washed away by the flood. Although Tianqi was never tired or hungry, Gu Ying was a sick person after all, and now he felt a little hungry.Li Lance was in worse condition than him, but the knight commander was in good shape and could handle it for the time being.
But as long as they can't find a way out, these two celestial beings will eventually die.
"Actually, it won't," the system said again, "Destroy·Focus on face-slapping for 20 years·"I have to remind you that Tianqi people can overwrite the production, you can inject the source gene of the dog man into the body of No. 213 or No. 37— —if you want him to live on."
No. 37, who was knocking on the bricks to study whether there is a mechanism, suddenly felt cold behind his back. He turned around vigilantly, facing Shanglin Yishu's eyes with unclear meaning, and immediately bowed his head respectfully.
——Your Majesty is looking at me!Is the favorability +1 again?
"No, it's really not right," Gu Ying walked around the tomb twice, frowning more and more tightly, always feeling that something was overlooked by him, "This tomb is a bit strange."
Lin Yishu knew that he had a map of Emperor Taizong's Mausoleum, so he hurried forward: "What's so strange?"
Gu Ying pondered for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Ashu, please calculate the total area of this tomb, including the ear chamber next to it."
The door of the ear chamber was not opened, but Lin Yishu's scanning function could "see" the inside clearly without opening the door at all.Anyway, everyone present knew his identity, so he simply made a holographic model of the entire tomb and projected it on the palm of his hand: "Including the ear chamber, the total is 118 square meters."
"That's right, it's just not right here!" Gu Ying clapped her hands excitedly, but because of her sudden movements, she gave Lin Yishu a hand to stand firm. square meters, but here it is only 120 square meters, that is to say—two square meters of space have disappeared.”
The four of them said in unison: "Secret way!"
After Feng Zhonghe finished speaking, he looked at Gu Ying in surprise: "The mausoleum construction regulations? What is this, and it also describes in detail the size of the concubine's tomb in Taizong's mausoleum?"
Gu Ying coughed twice: "I found it in the library, I advise you to read more books if you have nothing to do, it will be beneficial."
Feng Zhonghe curled his lips: "You really put in a lot of effort to rob the tomb."
It can be regarded as the past, but why does Gu Ying always feel that Lin Yishu looks at her with a smile full of meaning?
"There is no secret passage," Lin Yishu enlarged the holographic projection on his palm, including the details in the ear chamber. "I have completely scanned this tomb, and there are no other secret passages."
Gu Ying disagreed: "Since Feng Zhonghe and the others can't scan it, it proves that there are still things in this world that people with contracts can't scan. Maybe even you can't scan the mechanism that covers the secret passage?"
Feng Zhonghe nodded: "It makes sense."
No. 37 resolutely supported His Majesty: "There is a fart reason, how can there be things in this world that Mr. Shu can't scan!"
Gu Ying looked at No. 37 strangely, wondering why he had been in a coma for several hours, this guy seemed to be a different person, and occasionally looked at him with a slightly flattering look?Could it be... is it related to Lin Yishu?
Seeing his husband looking at him, Lin Yishu said with a smile: "A Ying is right."
No. 37: ...It's over, it's over, I may already be a living corpse.
"And I have always been concerned about one issue. Since Taizong Zhan built the imperial mausoleum in Concubine Luan's ancestral home, and Concubine Luan is his favorite, the tomb of Concubine Luan is very strange," Gu Ying said, "It doesn't count Luxuriousness is not dangerous, why should Zhan Taizong's favorite woman be buried in a well-regulated tomb? So there is very likely a secret passage leading to the real Concubine Luan's tomb."
Everyone nodded. Since this is a mechanism that even Lin Yishu couldn't scan it, they can only find it separately.Lin Yishu opened the doors of the ear chambers on both sides. He and Gu Ying went to the Tiannv Sanhua Gate to search, No. 37 and Feng Zhonghe went to the Shanshui Gate to search, and Li Lance remained in the main tomb to search.
The ear chamber of Concubine Luan's tomb is much more delicate than that of Concubine Li, just like a real small room.The marble is the top, the carved brick is the bottom, and the four sides are painted with wonderful murals. There are dressing tables, screens, treasure shelves and red sandalwood tea tables in the room, as if the people accompanying the main tomb will come here at any time, leaning on the soft On the couch, brew a pot of snow-topped tea, lazily playing with utensils.
There are two night pearls inlaid on the top of the ear chamber, emitting a faint brilliance.
That mechanism could be anything, so Gu Ying didn't let it go anywhere.He clasped his hands together and pleaded guilty, and lightly picked up the utensils on the treasure shelf to check.The top row is full of porcelain. Gu Ying checked them one by one, including the corners of the wooden frame, and groped carefully with his hands, but found nothing.Looking down, Gu Ying's eyes suddenly widened: "This, this...!?"
I saw in the third row of the treasure shelf, in an inconspicuous small grid, there was a short stick-shaped toy, which was thin in the front and thick in the back, the thin part was like chopsticks, the thick part was like fingers, and the top There are also engraved patterns, which look soft and should absorb water and expand.Gu Ying had seen this thing once - in the fire-avoidance map that taught Mammy, because he was too young and shocked him so deeply, so he always remembered Mammy's explanation of this thing.
But, how can such playthings be openly placed on the treasure shelf in the tomb?Isn't this blasphemy against the souls of the dead?
Suddenly there was a chuckle in his ear, Gu Ying raised his eyes, and saw Lin Yishu walking to his side at some point.And because I was so shocked when I saw the massage stick just now, I didn't notice it at all.
He bent down and leaned close to Gu Ying's ear and said ambiguously, "Mine is easier to use than this one."
When Gu Ying heard this, he almost bit his tongue, and the corner of his mouth twitched, thinking that this guy is getting more and more shameless: "Oh, it's not as good as mine."
"Really?" Lin Yishu's grin widened, "How about we compete?"
"..." If you compete with robots, you will end up with a shattered view.Gu Ying rolled her eyes and was about to leave, but Lin Yishu pressed her against the wall before turning around.
There was a muffled bang in the ear room, and No. 37 glanced worriedly: "Mr. Shu is okay, right?"
Feng Zhonghe hehe: "He won't die even if you die."
In the dim ear room there was only the dim light of the night pearl. When Lin Yishu pressed Gu Ying against the wall, the atmosphere became ambiguous and warmed up.Gu Ying felt that Lin Yishu's hand was stroking down his waistline. He thought that if he just turned around and walked away, this guy would not dare to be so blatant.It was precisely because of his response that Lin Yishu couldn't wait for the next step.
"Do robots... also have the need to release their desires?" Gu Ying panted lightly, her breathing becoming lingering.
Lin Yishu's lips gradually approached him: "I don't need to relieve my desire, I need you."
"Mr. Shu, are you okay...are you?" No. 37 seemed to be strangled by the neck, staring dumbfounded at the erotic scene in the ear room.The tall and thin celestial man's pants were pulled down to the lower abdomen, and some bulge was looming, and his majesty pressed him against the wall like a raped kisser.
No. 37 turned around and ran away with a terrified face. Immediately after that, there was the sound of laser firing outside. It seemed that he triggered the mechanism in a panic: "Yes, sorry to disturb you!"
I'm dead, I'm dead... this time I'm really dead!
The moment No. 37 came in, Lin Yishu moved to block his husband's exposed half of his buttocks, and immediately gave No. 37 a hard look. When he turned around, his eyes were aggrieved: "Continue?"
Without waiting for anyone to agree, Lin Yishu's lips approached slowly again. The moment they were about to meet, Gu Ying suddenly asked, "Who are you?" His voice was slightly hoarse because of emotion, but Words are heart-wrenching.
Lin Yishu straightened up, and the more he thought about it, the more sour he felt. For the first time, he said to him in a cold tone: "Then who are you? So what you are doing now is just another way of soliciting, according to individual conditions?"
"No," Gu Ying immediately denied, "I can't accept a person whose background is unknown."
Lin Yishu was silent for a long time, suddenly laughed at himself twice, reached out to help Gu Ying lift up his pants: "Let's find an agency, I'll go over there and have a look."
As he spoke, he left the ear room directly, and Gu Ying stared at him for a few seconds, then turned around and continued to check the treasure shelf.
The ambiguous atmosphere was blown by the dark wind underground and dissipated without a trace.
"I thought Sir Knight Commander looked down on life and death and planned to sleep here forever." Lin Yishu said.
"I just said that I don't want to save people anymore. Why give up if I can survive?" Li Lance said naturally, "Life is hard to come by, so cherish every minute."
Lin Yishu thinks this man is really wonderful, he can always say unexpected things, if the destruction system does not covet him, Lin Yishu really wants to go up and shake hands with people.
Thinking of this, Lin Yishu moved back a few inches calmly.Li Lance was about to stand up on the ground, noticed this scene, and looked at him thoughtfully: "From just now until now, you have kept a precise distance of two meters from me. You seem to be afraid of approaching me? What if What will happen if I touch you?"
This guy is so sharp!Obviously Lin Yishu was careful enough and careless enough, but he was able to judge the most important information from this little clue.
Lin Yishu's face turned cold instantly: "You will die."
"Actually not."
Li Lance raised his eyebrows. He could feel that the Tianqi man was not telling the truth, but there was no need to offend him now—these three Tianqi people were headed by him at first glance.
Concubine Luan's tomb is about [-] square meters, except for the ear chamber and the coffin, Gu Ying and Feng Zhonghe have basically inspected the rest, and the conclusion is the same as Lin Yishu's scan result: "There is no other way out."
What made Lin Yishu even more depressed was that the dark hole above his head was sealed with mercury after the two tomb doors were destroyed one after another.Now that corridor is full of mercury, once the steel plate is broken, the mercury will pour down, and then it will be a real catch.
The food and tools they carried with them were washed away by the flood. Although Tianqi was never tired or hungry, Gu Ying was a sick person after all, and now he felt a little hungry.Li Lance was in worse condition than him, but the knight commander was in good shape and could handle it for the time being.
But as long as they can't find a way out, these two celestial beings will eventually die.
"Actually, it won't," the system said again, "Destroy·Focus on face-slapping for 20 years·"I have to remind you that Tianqi people can overwrite the production, you can inject the source gene of the dog man into the body of No. 213 or No. 37— —if you want him to live on."
No. 37, who was knocking on the bricks to study whether there is a mechanism, suddenly felt cold behind his back. He turned around vigilantly, facing Shanglin Yishu's eyes with unclear meaning, and immediately bowed his head respectfully.
——Your Majesty is looking at me!Is the favorability +1 again?
"No, it's really not right," Gu Ying walked around the tomb twice, frowning more and more tightly, always feeling that something was overlooked by him, "This tomb is a bit strange."
Lin Yishu knew that he had a map of Emperor Taizong's Mausoleum, so he hurried forward: "What's so strange?"
Gu Ying pondered for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Ashu, please calculate the total area of this tomb, including the ear chamber next to it."
The door of the ear chamber was not opened, but Lin Yishu's scanning function could "see" the inside clearly without opening the door at all.Anyway, everyone present knew his identity, so he simply made a holographic model of the entire tomb and projected it on the palm of his hand: "Including the ear chamber, the total is 118 square meters."
"That's right, it's just not right here!" Gu Ying clapped her hands excitedly, but because of her sudden movements, she gave Lin Yishu a hand to stand firm. square meters, but here it is only 120 square meters, that is to say—two square meters of space have disappeared.”
The four of them said in unison: "Secret way!"
After Feng Zhonghe finished speaking, he looked at Gu Ying in surprise: "The mausoleum construction regulations? What is this, and it also describes in detail the size of the concubine's tomb in Taizong's mausoleum?"
Gu Ying coughed twice: "I found it in the library, I advise you to read more books if you have nothing to do, it will be beneficial."
Feng Zhonghe curled his lips: "You really put in a lot of effort to rob the tomb."
It can be regarded as the past, but why does Gu Ying always feel that Lin Yishu looks at her with a smile full of meaning?
"There is no secret passage," Lin Yishu enlarged the holographic projection on his palm, including the details in the ear chamber. "I have completely scanned this tomb, and there are no other secret passages."
Gu Ying disagreed: "Since Feng Zhonghe and the others can't scan it, it proves that there are still things in this world that people with contracts can't scan. Maybe even you can't scan the mechanism that covers the secret passage?"
Feng Zhonghe nodded: "It makes sense."
No. 37 resolutely supported His Majesty: "There is a fart reason, how can there be things in this world that Mr. Shu can't scan!"
Gu Ying looked at No. 37 strangely, wondering why he had been in a coma for several hours, this guy seemed to be a different person, and occasionally looked at him with a slightly flattering look?Could it be... is it related to Lin Yishu?
Seeing his husband looking at him, Lin Yishu said with a smile: "A Ying is right."
No. 37: ...It's over, it's over, I may already be a living corpse.
"And I have always been concerned about one issue. Since Taizong Zhan built the imperial mausoleum in Concubine Luan's ancestral home, and Concubine Luan is his favorite, the tomb of Concubine Luan is very strange," Gu Ying said, "It doesn't count Luxuriousness is not dangerous, why should Zhan Taizong's favorite woman be buried in a well-regulated tomb? So there is very likely a secret passage leading to the real Concubine Luan's tomb."
Everyone nodded. Since this is a mechanism that even Lin Yishu couldn't scan it, they can only find it separately.Lin Yishu opened the doors of the ear chambers on both sides. He and Gu Ying went to the Tiannv Sanhua Gate to search, No. 37 and Feng Zhonghe went to the Shanshui Gate to search, and Li Lance remained in the main tomb to search.
The ear chamber of Concubine Luan's tomb is much more delicate than that of Concubine Li, just like a real small room.The marble is the top, the carved brick is the bottom, and the four sides are painted with wonderful murals. There are dressing tables, screens, treasure shelves and red sandalwood tea tables in the room, as if the people accompanying the main tomb will come here at any time, leaning on the soft On the couch, brew a pot of snow-topped tea, lazily playing with utensils.
There are two night pearls inlaid on the top of the ear chamber, emitting a faint brilliance.
That mechanism could be anything, so Gu Ying didn't let it go anywhere.He clasped his hands together and pleaded guilty, and lightly picked up the utensils on the treasure shelf to check.The top row is full of porcelain. Gu Ying checked them one by one, including the corners of the wooden frame, and groped carefully with his hands, but found nothing.Looking down, Gu Ying's eyes suddenly widened: "This, this...!?"
I saw in the third row of the treasure shelf, in an inconspicuous small grid, there was a short stick-shaped toy, which was thin in the front and thick in the back, the thin part was like chopsticks, the thick part was like fingers, and the top There are also engraved patterns, which look soft and should absorb water and expand.Gu Ying had seen this thing once - in the fire-avoidance map that taught Mammy, because he was too young and shocked him so deeply, so he always remembered Mammy's explanation of this thing.
But, how can such playthings be openly placed on the treasure shelf in the tomb?Isn't this blasphemy against the souls of the dead?
Suddenly there was a chuckle in his ear, Gu Ying raised his eyes, and saw Lin Yishu walking to his side at some point.And because I was so shocked when I saw the massage stick just now, I didn't notice it at all.
He bent down and leaned close to Gu Ying's ear and said ambiguously, "Mine is easier to use than this one."
When Gu Ying heard this, he almost bit his tongue, and the corner of his mouth twitched, thinking that this guy is getting more and more shameless: "Oh, it's not as good as mine."
"Really?" Lin Yishu's grin widened, "How about we compete?"
"..." If you compete with robots, you will end up with a shattered view.Gu Ying rolled her eyes and was about to leave, but Lin Yishu pressed her against the wall before turning around.
There was a muffled bang in the ear room, and No. 37 glanced worriedly: "Mr. Shu is okay, right?"
Feng Zhonghe hehe: "He won't die even if you die."
In the dim ear room there was only the dim light of the night pearl. When Lin Yishu pressed Gu Ying against the wall, the atmosphere became ambiguous and warmed up.Gu Ying felt that Lin Yishu's hand was stroking down his waistline. He thought that if he just turned around and walked away, this guy would not dare to be so blatant.It was precisely because of his response that Lin Yishu couldn't wait for the next step.
"Do robots... also have the need to release their desires?" Gu Ying panted lightly, her breathing becoming lingering.
Lin Yishu's lips gradually approached him: "I don't need to relieve my desire, I need you."
"Mr. Shu, are you okay...are you?" No. 37 seemed to be strangled by the neck, staring dumbfounded at the erotic scene in the ear room.The tall and thin celestial man's pants were pulled down to the lower abdomen, and some bulge was looming, and his majesty pressed him against the wall like a raped kisser.
No. 37 turned around and ran away with a terrified face. Immediately after that, there was the sound of laser firing outside. It seemed that he triggered the mechanism in a panic: "Yes, sorry to disturb you!"
I'm dead, I'm dead... this time I'm really dead!
The moment No. 37 came in, Lin Yishu moved to block his husband's exposed half of his buttocks, and immediately gave No. 37 a hard look. When he turned around, his eyes were aggrieved: "Continue?"
Without waiting for anyone to agree, Lin Yishu's lips approached slowly again. The moment they were about to meet, Gu Ying suddenly asked, "Who are you?" His voice was slightly hoarse because of emotion, but Words are heart-wrenching.
Lin Yishu straightened up, and the more he thought about it, the more sour he felt. For the first time, he said to him in a cold tone: "Then who are you? So what you are doing now is just another way of soliciting, according to individual conditions?"
"No," Gu Ying immediately denied, "I can't accept a person whose background is unknown."
Lin Yishu was silent for a long time, suddenly laughed at himself twice, reached out to help Gu Ying lift up his pants: "Let's find an agency, I'll go over there and have a look."
As he spoke, he left the ear room directly, and Gu Ying stared at him for a few seconds, then turned around and continued to check the treasure shelf.
The ambiguous atmosphere was blown by the dark wind underground and dissipated without a trace.
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