I heard I'm the big villain

Chapter 1: The Wedding Is the Funeral

"To Mr. Lin Yishu:

My friend Gu Ying and his lover Qiao Nini will hold a wedding banquet at the Lotus Hall of Fu Gui Hotel on July 7th at 7:12 noon.

Sincerely invite you to come to participate, our happiness needs your blessing and witness.

Thank you for your concern and support to us all the time, we look forward to your arrival hand in hand.

Gu Ying and Qiao Nini invite

November 2019, 6"

The red invitation card covered the slender palm, making the skin paler.Lin Yishu covered his mouth with clenched fists and coughed lightly twice, dizzy for a while.

"Do you need medical assistance?" The intelligent voice system in the car detected the passenger's discomfort in time. "It has been detected that your dopamine and antipetroamine levels have dropped. It is recommended that you take a sustained-release medicine."

Lin Yishu waved his hand and pushed back the mechanical arm holding the sustained release agent.He said it was pushing, but in fact he had no strength at all, and he couldn't really push the strong mechanical arm.It's just that after the peak of technology, Tianxing's robot intelligence technology has grown by leaps and bounds. As long as Lin Yishu makes a simple movement, the vehicle's intelligent system can understand what he means.

"How long is it?" After resting on the soft sofa with his eyes closed for a while, Lin Yishu felt a little less dizzy and weak.

"We will arrive at our destination in 5 minutes."

Pale fingers pinched the edge of the big red invitation card slightly, and couldn't let go until the taxi stopped.

Lin Yishu grabbed the invitation and got out of the taxi.

A red carpet was laid from the parking lot to the gate, and the head was covered with a windproof and beautiful glass cover. There were two rows of welcoming guests standing on the stairs at the gate.Lin Yishu took a closer look, and it turned out to be a real person!In this era when most jobs have been replaced by robots, hard work like standing outside to greet guests is basically not done by real people.

And there is only one purpose for doing this, Lin Yishu couldn't help sighing again, he guessed right at the beginning, Qiao Nini's family is really rich!

Fu Gui Hotel is indeed the largest hotel chain in the world. The gate alone is 30 meters high, and it is estimated that mechs can enter and exit directly.Through the wide open door, you can see the courtyard. In the center of the fountain stands a huge statue of the water god. The statue wears a crown, holds a staff, and steps on a sunbird. It is the most common image of the water god.

And there is a portrait of Ran Yi (Note 1) engraved on the porch. For some reason, Lin Yishu has never been used to these strange fish with six legs-of course, he dare not say it, otherwise he would worship the water piously. The cultists could throw him in jail for desecrating the totem.

I have only seen this legendary most expensive hotel from a distance before, but I haven't had a strong feeling yet.Standing at its feet now, people have the illusion that Mount Tai is overwhelming, and that exhausting dizziness reappears, even more obvious than in the taxi before.Lin Yishu staggered and was about to fall to the ground.

A small translucent golden tail suddenly protruded from Lin Yishu's sleeve, and the tip of the tail rested under his wrist to help him stabilize his body.

The wind whistled in his ears, and Lin Yishu felt a blur before his eyes, and then a mechanical attendant in a tuxedo stood in front of him.The iron-gray hand of the mechanical attendant was still stiff in mid-air in a supporting posture: "Do you need medical assistance?"

Lin Yishu shook his head politely: "I'm fine."

To be honest, he was not well, the feeling of dizziness was getting stronger and stronger, if it wasn't for Xiao Jin quietly supporting him under the clothes, he could hardly even stand up.But he doesn't want to show weakness here, especially in front of that couple!

"I'm here to attend the wedding." Lin Yishu handed over the invitation, and the mechanical attendant led the way with a stiff expression and a respectful posture.

Some vehicles stopped behind him one after another, and some distinguished-looking guests passed by him. Any accessory on his clothes might be worth Lin Yishu's living expenses for a whole year.From the moment he got off the car, he saw someone pointing at him, probably he was the first person who took a taxi to Fugui Hotel.

Qiao Nini just wanted to humiliate him, but Lin Yishu is also a bully-you are not afraid to invite me, so why don't I dare to come?It's just... Lin Yishu looked around, and most of the guests who came were big names from all walks of life, including popular stars, political rookies, and business elites.But these were not people Gu Ying might know.

After living together for half a year, Lin Yishu understood very well that Gu Ying was a poor boy like him, so the man's guests would probably come by taxi or even by bus.But from the beginning until now, it seems that only he, Lin Yishu, and a taxi stop in front of the gate like a clown. Doesn't the man have any guests?

Speaking of which, that bastard Gu Ying seems to have had very few friends all along.

Yes, bastard!To actually marry into a woman's house for money, who swore that seeing a woman is impotent?Who said machismo absolutely not below?He actually humiliated him together with Qiao Nini!Lin Yishu crunched the big red invitation card in his hand again, thinking that if I don't make you upside down today, wouldn't I be disappointing your bronzing invitation card?

Soft pure music played in the banquet hall, which was almost the only kind of music in Tianxing.After all, while the water god gave the heavenly beings a powerful brain, they also gave them a fragile body.Celestial beings are not good at sports, and their fragile hearts can't bear the harsh drumbeat.

The seats for the wedding had been arranged long ago. The mechanical attendant scanned the encrypted code on the invitation and led Lin Yishu to an inconspicuous corner.This position is very subtle, you can clearly see the movements on the stage, but it prevents other guests from noticing it.Lin Yishu couldn't help sneering, it really took so much pains!

Lin Yishu clearly saw that Gu Ying was arranging Qiao Nini's broken hair, and Qiao Nini had a bored look on his face, but suddenly caught a glimpse of him, her eyes lit up, and she pulled Gu Ying over to kiss him on the lips like a demonstration , and snuggled into the man's arms, not knowing what to say coquettishly.Gu Ying was obviously a little uncomfortable with his fiancée's sudden enthusiasm, and turned his head to follow her gaze, as if he hadn't seen anything, and turned his gaze away to whisper to his fiancée.

From the beginning to the end, Gu Ying acted as if he didn't know the person in the corner.Lin Yishu was so angry that he wanted to flip the table - but unfortunately he didn't, he didn't care about the revenge of that narrow-minded woman Joanini, but Gu Ying, why don't you give me an explanation?

"Today is my little girl's and Gu Ying's wedding. Thank you all distinguished guests for coming..." The bald old man was spitting all over the stage with a microphone in his hand. Then the conversation changed, and a middle-aged man came out flatteringly from behind, "I especially thank Bishop Qian for coming to preside over my little girl's wedding in person. I am very honored."

The middle-aged man was dressed in the costume of the bishop of the Holy See of Sishui, wearing the five-beaded ran hat, and took the microphone with his nostrils upturned: "Ten years ago, my holy religion overthrew the tyrannical rule of the Li family of Zhan Kingdom, broke through the palace, All the imperial criminals were killed; at the same time, the God of Water also defeated the God of Sun in the God Realm, allowing us to live in a country of freedom and equality from now on. Let us thank God for his gift—”

The middle-aged bishop began to recite the teachings. He read a sentence, and the guests below followed him. No matter how high their status was, they folded their hands piously, even those military and political leaders were no exception.

Lin Yishu lowered his head pretendingly, if someone could join in and listen, he would find that he was memorizing the menu of the small restaurant downstairs!Lin Yishu is not a member of the Sishui Cult. Few people know this. After all, when the Sishui Cultists are in power, any atheist is a heretic and will be brutally killed.

The older and more confused Pope Sishui actually issued an order a few years ago that all fire-attributed spirits should be taken into custody for investigation, just because he suspected that Prince Zhanlian who fell off the cliff was still alive.Most of the spirit bodies are ordinary animals, and a few have additional attributes. If it is an ordinary fire-attribute spirit body, it can be hidden from the truth, but Lin Yishu's one is uncommon at first glance. So he has not dared to let Xiao Jin out for several years.

After the middle-aged bishop recited the teachings, he cleaned his hands in the holy water pool, held up the paper teachings and put them on his chest: "Ms. Joanini, are you willing to marry Mr. Gu Ying?"

"I am willing." Qiao Nini said braggingly and cast a glance at Lin Yishu who was in the corner.

"Mr. Gu Ying, are you willing to marry Ms. Joanini?"

"I am willing." Gu Ying lowered her head, not looking at anyone.

"My poor children, may you walk down with the blessing of the water god, and the divine beast Ran Yi will guide you," the middle-aged bishop pointed the side of Ran Yi fish on the cover of the doctrine to the tops of their heads, " Next, let’s carry out spiritual body mutual induction.”

The union of heaven and man requires not only the consent of two people and two families, but also the communication of spiritual bodies.This innate special creature will accompany the heaven and man for life, and they will also choose a mate.If the mental bodies of two people are not in harmony, there will inevitably be a spiritual collision, and if it is serious, they will attack each other, which will be very dangerous.

The Qiao family is a big family of Tianxing, and they will never make a fool of themselves in such a situation. They must have communicated mentally and physically before the wedding ceremony. Now this mutual feeling is just a process.

There was a burst of exclamation in the banquet hall, Joanini raised her chin proudly, and a translucent pink ringed snake appeared at her feet.

"It's actually a snake, this poor boy is lucky!" Someone whispered.

Since Tianxing is currently in power of the Sacred Water Sect and Ran Yiyu is a sacred beast, any spiritual body related to fish and snakes is regarded as a symbol of nobility.Everyone began to look forward to Gu Ying's spiritual body—the youngest daughter of the Qiao family, who also possesses a noble snake-like spiritual body. The poor boy who matches her must have an extremely outstanding spiritual body to win the favor of beauties.

Gu Ying lowered his head silently, and didn't summon the spirit body. He didn't know what he was thinking.

Everyone in the banquet hall was waiting for him, and the scene was awkward for a while, Joanini couldn't help urging in a low voice: "Hurry up." She had seen Gu Ying's spiritual body before, with a beautiful blue pattern The electric eel has the mentality of a fish and a snake, and also has a rare lightning attribute, so she chooses to marry him.Of course, being able to snatch Lin Yishu's boyfriend also made Qiao Nini extremely happy.

"Hmm." Gu Ying sweated a little on his forehead, and made a gesture to summon the spirit body, but his electric eel didn't appear for a long time.

The audience began to whisper. Some people even wondered if Gu Ying had no mental body at all. Some people said that Gu Ying's mental power was too weak, and he couldn't summon it when he was nervous.

Lin Yishu had never seen Gu Ying's spiritual body, because he had a spiritual body that he didn't dare to show, so he always thought that Gu Ying must be the same, so he didn't force him to ask.Now the young man in the stands looks embarrassed, feeling happy and worried at the same time—could he really be a fire attribute spirit body, although it is true that he wants to get married, but it is not enough to want him to die.

"Stop!" By the time he realized it, he had already blurted out.

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