The ex-boyfriends of the love brain are all reborn [Entertainment]

"Quack quack quack quack—"

"Are you a duck?" Gu Yisheng lowered his voice and asked indifferently.

At this moment, he, Gu Yisheng, who is a popular niche in the circle, top traffic, and the number one cool guy in domestic entertainment (self-proclaimed), is squatting in the toilet without any image, and very uncoolly asks Chen Qi for off-site rescue.

Chen Qi laughed so hard that when he felt that Gu Yisheng was about to hang up the phone, he cleared his throat and said, "Cough, hi, isn't that the ex-boyfriend? Are you still afraid that the ex-boyfriend will come to you, Gu Yisheng? There are only two, hey, if Jiang Tong comes here, it will be a lot of fun hahahahaha—”

Gu Yisheng: "Hang up and bye."

Chen Qi hurriedly said: "Don't, isn't it me, the military adviser, that you can count on now?"

Gu Yisheng sneered and said: "The dog-headed military division."

Chen Qi: "..."

Chen Qi: "You heartless little thing, come here, tell me, who worked so hard to prevent you from accepting this variety show? Who can't stop you from going to the countryside to become an educated youth? Afternoon You still called me and told me that even Sun Zhi would be willing to come!"

Gu Yisheng groaned and said: "It's not as good as Sun Zhilai. I have already thought about the title of the show. What are Gu Yisheng and the former company boss doing in public? I'm not afraid that the show will not be popular, but I am afraid that the website will not be able to support it. .”

Chen Qi said: "Just blow it up, no, I don't understand, you didn't do that to Qiu Yuebai, and you went to act in other people's plays, what did this Liang Rang do to you? You bullied him ? So you dare not face him?"

"You put it—" Gu Yisheng suddenly raised his voice, then lowered his voice and said, "He bullied me! I don't want to see rubbish and I have to find a reason?"

Liang Rang, who had been guarding the door all the time, knocked on the door: "Sound?"

Gu Yisheng said angrily: "Constipation, wait outside."

Liang Rang outside the door shrugged, and Gu Yisheng inside the door whispered: "If you can't say anything constructive, you will be deducted from your year-end bonus next year."

Chen Qi wondered, "How come next year? What about this year's year-end award?"

Gu Yisheng snorted coldly: "When you just laughed like a duck, you were already caught by me."

Chen Qi: "..."

Chen Qi: "...Okay, you are the coolest listener, you don't have to be so close to the enemy, aren't you just afraid that the program group will not be popular? This time the ready-made popularity is here, and it will be delivered to your door , No, three men vying for one... Uh, vying for one man, such a gimmicky thing, are you still not enthusiastic about it?"

Gu Yisheng said displeasedly: "I can hold up the sky on my own!... Besides, I feel annoyed when I see Liang Rang."

Chen Qi: "Hey, King Goujian of Yue, Jing Ke assassinating Qin, the heaven will send a great mission to the people—in short, the more you annoy him, the more you have to use him! Drain his value! Kick him off again! Come on! ! Gu Xiaotian! Be the coldest ex-boyfriend!"

"What's sweet?"

"Gu Xiaoyan, Gu Xiaoku, Gu AA, let's go!"

"Okay." Gu Yisheng said dissatisfied: "I've hung up, I'll send a WeChat message when I have time."

Gu Yisheng squatted in the toilet for a while, the more he thought about Chen Qi's words, the more he felt that this dog-headed military commander really made sense this time, he could face Qiu Yuebai and Jiang Tong calmly, how could he face Liang Rang Just throw in the towel?There is nothing special about him, Liang Rang, except that he has a dozen or twenty more three-piece suits than him.

Gu Yisheng clenched his fists in his heart, thinking that Liang Rang is rich, he is richer than Liang Rang!After filming the variety show, go back and empty out all the three-piece suits!Let Liang Rang have nothing to wear!

Gu Yisheng cheered himself up, rubbed his face, put on a deadpan expression that would not be too indifferent or too warm, pushed open the door, saw Liang Rang was still waiting at the door, Gu Yisheng gave way Location: "You go."

"...I don't want to go to the toilet." Liang Rang grabbed Gu Yisheng's wrist: "Shengsheng, there were some things at the beginning..."

"Brother Shengsheng!"

Lin Xiang and Lin Nian jumped down from the stairs, Gu Yisheng broke away from Liang Rang's hand, walked a few steps forward, squatted down and hugged them, and said, "What's the matter?"

Lin Nian said coquettishly, "Brother Shengsheng hasn't come back."

Lin Xiang hugged Gu Yisheng's arm: "I want to sleep with brother Shengsheng."

Seeing this, Lin Nian hugged Gu Yisheng's other arm not to be outdone, "I want to sleep with brother Shengsheng too."

"Okay." Gu Yisheng stood up and led them upstairs, "Then let's sleep together."

Liang Rang also followed and said, "I also want to sleep with Shengsheng."

Lin Nian made a face at him: "You are so grown up! You still want to sleep with someone else! Shameless!"

Liang Rang: "..."

……

When it comes to sleeping, since Teacher Lin Wan said that she has temporarily withdrawn, whoever sleeps in the single bed downstairs has become the first thing to be solved.

Lin Xiang and Lin Nian wanted to sleep with Gu Yisheng, so they couldn't sleep in the small bed downstairs, and Lin Xiang and Lin Nian couldn't live without their father, so Lin Zhi could only sleep upstairs.

The remaining three members of the program group still unanimously decided to play the floor, so that they can discuss program issues together at night.

The director said: "Then Director Qiu, Mr. Liang and Xiao Xie, one of you three should sleep downstairs, otherwise the upstairs will be too crowded."

Qiu Yuebai calmly said: "Mr. Liang, go to sleep downstairs. After all, a pampered person like Mr. Liang is different from people like us."

The director nodded in agreement.

Liang Rang raised his eyebrows and said, "Creative talents like Director Qiu need to go to sleep downstairs, right? If we grind our teeth or say hello while sleeping, it would be a sin to affect Director Qiu's flash of inspiration."

The director nodded in agreement.

Qiu Yuebai narrowed his eyes, diverted the fire and said: "Then it's better for Xiao Xie to go downstairs to sleep. Xiao Xie is the strongest and most suitable for sleeping alone."

director:"……"

The director said weakly: "Well...how about you rock-paper-scissors?"

If they continue to fight like this until dawn, they still can't fight. Seeing Lin Xiang and Lin Nian sleepy, Gu Yisheng decided: "Liang Rang, let's go downstairs and sleep."

Qiu Yuebai looked at Liang Rang triumphantly, and even Xie Yuzhen couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth.

Liang Rang's face became darker and darker, the camera was still on, and the atmosphere froze for a while. Gu Yisheng knew the truth of slapping a sweet date. He took the initiative to pull Liang Rang's sleeve, blinked and said: "You I'll feel safer sleeping downstairs, okay?"

Liang Rang felt relieved. He patted Gu Yisheng's head and said, "Of course."

"Then goodbye." Gu Yisheng pushed Liang Rang: "Hurry up, Xiangxiang and Niannian are both sleepy."

Liang Rang: "..."

Qiu Yuebai and Xie Yuzhen, who temporarily won the battle, didn't feel very comfortable, Lin Zhi slept on the outermost side, Lin Xiang and Lin Nian sandwiched Gu Yisheng in between, Xie Yuzhen and Qiu Yuebai could only sleep on the side , Can't stand Gu Yisheng, looking at each other is disgusting.

The two of them thought in unison: Why not go downstairs and sleep in a small bed...

Fortunately, the only consolation is to hear Gu Yisheng whispering bedtime stories to Lin Xianglin, and Gu Yisheng gently and expressively telling fairy tales from distant planets. When the two children breathed evenly, Gu Yisheng gradually fell asleep.

……

Early the next morning, the photographer quietly went upstairs with the camera on his shoulder.

I thought there would be a picture of a group of people sleeping soundly, but I didn’t expect everyone except Gu Yisheng to wake up. Qiu Yuebai and Xie Yuzhen were leaning on the bed and looking at their mobile phones at the end of the bed respectively. Lin Zhi was helping Lin Xiang and Lin Nian to get dressed. Although the two children were breathing, they also obediently cooperated with Lin Zhi's movements.

Only Gu Yisheng, because of the overnight flight, went up the mountain in the car early in the morning, did not have a good rest at night, and now he is sleeping peacefully with his face tucked under the quilt, only showing the tip of his nose.

Lin Xiang "hush" at the camera, and Lin Nian said childishly, "Uncle, don't wake up Brother Shengsheng, let Brother Shengsheng sleep for a while."

Lin Xiang took Lin Nian's hand: "Let's go down and wash our face and brush our teeth first."

Lin Xiang and Lin Nian washed up. Lin Nian pestered Lin Zhi to ask her father to help her comb her hair beautifully. Zhi played with it twice, but the result was not as good-looking as a ponytail.

Lin Nian pursed her lips, afraid of waking Gu Yisheng up, forced to hold back tears, Lin Zhi looked around for help, Liang Rang said, "Let me try."

Originally, Qiu Yuebai was waiting to see Liang Rang make jokes, but he didn't expect that Liang Rang twisted a few times to the left and right, and actually braided some braids.

Lin Nian looked left and right in the mirror with satisfaction, and patted Liang Rang's hand like a little adult: "I will allow you to go with me later and call my brother to wake up."

Lin Zhi said with admiration: "I didn't expect Mr. Liang to be so dexterous."

"Shengsheng had very long hair when he was a child, and I secretly braided him every time he was sleeping." Liang Rang said nostalgicly, "He beat him every time."

The director laughed and said, "Mr. Liang is really humorous."

Liang Rang sighed, Lin Nian grabbed Lin Xiang's hand and went upstairs, Liang Rang withdrew his emotions and hurriedly followed.

Lin Nian lay beside Gu Yisheng's ear and said softly, "Brother Shengsheng, wake up!"

Gu Yisheng snorted, Lin Xiang kissed Gu Yisheng's forehead resoundingly with a "boo", Liang Rang pinched Gu Yisheng's nose, and joked: "It's time for Sleeping Beauty to wake up. I kiss you too." As she spoke, she wanted to bow her head to kiss her.

Gu Yisheng slowly opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was Liang Rang's big face. Gu Yisheng was startled, and sat up suddenly, with a "boom", Gu Yisheng's forehead hit Liang Rang nose.

The pain from being bumped on the forehead and the pain from being bumped on the nose are obviously not at the same level. Liang Rang covered his nose, his eyes were sour, Gu Yisheng also covered his forehead, and muttered: "You are so close to me! Well……"

Lin Xiang and Lin Nian hurried over and blew on Gu Yisheng's forehead, Gu Yisheng saw the two children, hugged them in his arms, and joked: "Babies are so good! , my brother is a lazy pig today."

Lin Nian said: "Brother is a lazy cat, not a lazy pig."

Gu Yisheng smiled and pinched the faces of the two children: "Did someone secretly kiss me just now? Let me see which little villain it is—"

Lin Xiang blinked and blinked, pointing at Liang Rang stutteringly: "Yes, it was that big villain who secretly kissed my brother!"

Gu Yisheng immediately looked at Liang Rang, and Liang Rang spread his hands while covering his nose, which in Gu Yisheng's opinion meant a guilty admission.

... Gu Yisheng's face turned green.

The author has something to say: After discussing with the editor, I plan to enter v on July 7st. After v, I will update at 1 o'clock every day, and I will try to update more words than before v.

I hope the little angels will continue to support me and Shengsheng!Sound Kiss.jpg

Recently opened a Weibo, @佳碗粉, if there is a delay in the update, I will say it on Weibo

There is also the issue of the cover, do you think the cover needs to be changed?

Finally, thanks to the little angels who sponsored the variety show on Shengsheng:

Qishejiang's support club's mine x7, Yunshui's mine x2, the magnificent mine x9, a sweet strawberry jam mine x1

Aituzio's mine x1, W Changgong's daily sleepless mine x1, Alan's mine x1, 25162489's mine x1

Sweetheart A's mine x1, all ylq's most A small round face mine x5, rocket launcher x1, deer's rocket launcher x1

Shirty's mine x1, summer's mine x2, little star's mine x1, it's your mine x1

Strawberry Sweetheart Gu Yisheng's Landmines x50

The sound is not better than the heart, but also the heart.gif