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On Monday, Su Yang deliberately got up half an hour earlier, took Xiao Yu with him, drove a MINI, and drove towards the company at an extremely slow speed to avoid the rush hour.

good!tight!open!Although I practiced a few times on the weekend for two days, I still don't feel like a car!

Especially on Saturday, I ran over the edge of the flower bed as soon as I got in the car... When I parked, I wiped the billboard... and I almost collided with the truck on the other side...

Xiao Yu was very sad about the steady speed of [-] yards: "Master Su, don't be nervous, I put that practice sticker on it, and other car owners will take the initiative to avoid it when they see it."

"Okay, I'll speed up a little..." Su Yang muttered and stepped on the brake.

Xiao Yu bowed forward bluntly, grinned and crawled back: "It's okay, it's okay, just drive as you like."

After exhausting all his efforts, he finally drove the car to the downstairs of the company, and it took 5 minutes to back into the parking space. It was done, and Su Yang thanked Xiao Yu with a long sigh.

"It should." Xiao Yu opened the door and got off the car: "Then I'll go first, and I'll come pick you up after get off work. Call me if you need anything."

Su Yang watched him leave gratefully, and when he turned around, Sister Wu stood on the next step of the stairs, winking at him narrowly.

"Hey, is this a car?"

"I borrowed it from a friend, I borrowed it." Su Yang wiped his cold sweat and passed her, went upstairs and pressed the elevator.It's really unlucky. On the first day I drove to work, I was caught by the gossip king who likes to inquire about other people's privacy.

Ms. Wu's tiny eyes flickered, she didn't know what she was scheming.Taking advantage of Su Yang's inattention, she secretly tapped her mobile phone to take a picture of the car, and then went upstairs satisfied.

The weather in November is relatively dry. As soon as Su Yang entered the office, he heard Jiang Xiaona slapping water on her face. The voice was as loud as concubines in the harem slapping each other. Those who didn't know it thought she was masochistic.

It hurts to hear... Su Yang carefully avoids her, pulls a chair and sits down.

Seeing Su Yang's frightened expression, Jiang Xiaona spat ferociously: "I call it opening pores to promote blood circulation, do you understand?"

Don't understand, don't understand, don't want to understand!Su Yang nodded wildly and pretended to be a skin care expert.

Yao Yuan seized the time to rush into the office to press his fingerprints, lay down on the table and slowly moved to his seat, feeling like a Hollywood hero who saved the world at a critical moment.In the middle of the move, Mr. Li opened the office door and shouted perfunctorily: "Clean up, we have customers today."

It doesn't sound like a big client.Everyone symbolized the whole document without any pain, and continued to do what they should do.

Yao Yuan turned on the phone, turned around and whispered to Su Yang, "Is there anything to eat? I got up late and didn't have time to eat breakfast."

"Is there a piece of chicken cake, do you want it?" Su Yang took out the food box, and inside was a piece of chicken cake with a golden color and eggy aroma, which Uncle Chen brought him as a snack in the morning.

"Anything is fine!" Yao Yuan thanked, stretched out his hand to pick up the chicken cake and stuffed it into his mouth, not forgetting to give a thumbs up to praise: "It's delicious!"

It seems that Uncle Chen wants more foodie fans again.Su Yang took back the food box and decided to tell him the good news when he went back.

At noon, we ordered takeout together as usual. After lunch, Jiang Xiaona and Luo Weiwei went downstairs to help everyone bring milk tea. When they came back, they reported gossip: "I saw a MINI parked downstairs!"

Su Yang silently covered his face.

Isn't it just a MINI? My God, why are you all so surprised!

Sister Wu broke out gossip in seconds: "The one Su Yang bought, I saw him parking in the morning, and there was someone in the car to accompany him."

"I didn't buy it!" Su Yang clarified faster: "I borrowed it from a friend."

Luo Weiwei's expression was full of disbelief: "What kind of friend can borrow a car of about 50 yuan? I want to pay it too."

Five, 50?Su Yang stared blankly.

Isn't the market price of MINI around 30?

"You don't know how much that car is worth?" Luo Weiwei saw his face and explained: "I wanted to buy this car before, but the 4S shop quoted 45, so I didn't buy it. Besides, the one you borrowed The color of the car is specially customized, so it should be more expensive."

Su Yang was so shocked that he breathed more and breathed less.Damn, it's better to let Xiao Yu drive when I go back at night!

50 million!

Half suite!

"Yo, did you really borrow it?" Sister Wu said with a gossip face: "First, I brought a luxury food box every day, and then I took a luxury car to and from get off work. Now I just 'borrowed' a luxury car, Su Yang, you won't Are you really being taken care of by a rich woman?"

Su Yang held his breath and blushed, protesting: "No, it was borrowed from a friend."

"The 'friend' who came together in the car? Doesn't he look like someone who can buy a luxury car?"

Because that is the driver!

Su Yang was panicked, but he didn't dare to speak out to refute, for fear of accidentally exposing the CEO.Fortunately, God assisted Comrade Yao Yuan with the blessing of the chicken cake for breakfast: "Sister Wu, I heard that your husband went to steal someone's dog on weekends and was beaten to the hospital?"

This sentence was like stabbing a hornet's nest, and Sister Wu began to curse fiercely, successfully distracting everyone's attention from the MINI.

"You son of a bitch who dares to spit blood!"

"Send it to the emergency department of the second hospital, return to the doctor and beat people, Sister Wu, if you want people to know, you have to do nothing~~~"

Yao Yuan's information was too specific. Those who knew that his girlfriend was a nurse at the Second Hospital believed it [-]% of the time. Their eyes of watching the show made Sister Wu unable to refute, and finally fled and hid in her office.

Su Yang looked at Yao Yuan gratefully.

"Finally relieved!" Yao Yuan was very excited: "I didn't like her a long time ago!"

In the afternoon, the customer who didn't listen much came to the door.A few girls headed by Jiang Xiaona reported the situation in the company's gossip group after inquiring about it.

——It's a communication company. The boss brought his son. The son looks greasy and doesn't like it.

——That is, when he smiled, he purposely grinned, looking awkward at the thief.

- Dressed like a dog, but seeing the face, the yuppie style turned into a bum, tsk tsk.

Su Yang peeked at the chat records and slandered: The girls really have plenty of time.

But it's also thanks to their free time that they can gossip.

Half an hour later, Mr. Li brought the customers over for a visit: "This is our designer's office, and each designer has his own expertise. If you want to design the company's LOGO, I recommend Yao Yuan, who is in charge of LOGO design of."

Su Yang raised his head and saw that the visitor was petrified in place.

The two clients followed Mr. Li's guidance and looked around the office. Su Yang forced himself out of the petrified state and buried his head behind the computer screen.

Ye Yufei? !

No wonder the chat information looks so familiar, the communication company, the crooked smile, and the yuppie style look like a dog.

Stupid, why didn't you react just now!Still meddling in other people's business and looking up, I don't know if I've been seen!

"Yao Yuan!" Mr. Li shouted, Yao Yuan stood up in response, and Su Yang buried his head even lower.

Damn it, Yao Yuan is right behind!This location is huge and embarrassing!

Don't come here, don't come here, don't come here... He prayed desperately, wishing he could kick Yao Yuan directly in front of them.

Good spirits and bad spirits, Mr. Li brought Ye Yufei and his son straight here.A few seconds later, Su Yang heard a familiar voice saying in surprise, "Yangyang?"

I @￥#%&￥*%#&...! ! !

Su Yang had no choice but to raise his head with a smirk: "Hey, isn't this Mr. Ye!"

Mr. Li asked curiously, "Do you know each other?"

Ye Yufei adjusted his tie, pretending to be chic: "Ah, we went to the same school in college."

Mr. Li was very happy: "That's good, that's good. Su Yang's level is also good. If you are acquainted, it will be easier to communicate."

Su Yang's hairs stood on end: "No, no, my LOGO design is not very good, Yao Yuan is more suitable. If Mr. Ye wants to design, of course, we must have the most professional people in our company."

Yao Yuan, who was standing behind, looked confused.Normally, Su Yang would not refuse any job, and would be soft on the commission, why did he do the opposite this time?

Ye Yufei smiled, and the corners of his mouth began to grin habitually again: "Then what is Yangyang's most professional design? We can add other projects."

I'm not professional at all!Su Yang stared at Ye Yufei angrily, and then turned to his father Ye Cheng.Uncle, why don't you care about your son, does he mean what he says!

Adding more projects means adding more money, and Mr. Li is even happier: "Su Yang is good at designing mascots, why don't you add another mascot to your company?"

Ye Cheng was furiously stared at by Su Yang, thinking that he was unhappy that he was not taken seriously.Thinking about it, after all, he is an acquaintance of his son, and it doesn't cost much to add a mascot, so he murmured and agreed: "Yes."

big!uncle!Have you misunderstood the glare of condemnation!Su Yang almost wanted to jump over and strangle him awake.

It's okay to add a mascot!

The two unlucky guys who were named followed Mr. Li to deliver the customers, so they had time to chat.

Yao Yuan pulled people aside and whispered: "What's the matter, are they difficult?"

Su Yang sighed helplessly: "I don't know if it's difficult or not, but that Ye Yufei is my ex, and the breakup was a bit ugly, so I guess it won't go smoothly."

Yao Yuan really didn't know how to look at him: "...why do your predecessors and incumbents like to run to our company?"

I didn't know... Su Yang lay down on the table weakly.

Probably, some strange magnetic field is disturbing...