In fast time travel, there are always bosses who fall in love with me at first sight

"who!"

With a sharp shout, Emperor Chen, who was sitting on a high seat reviewing the memorial, suddenly opened his deep and sharp eyes, and stared directly in the direction of 520.

520 froze all over, gritted his teeth and looked at the guy who was enveloped in a bastard air, and raised the corners of his mouth mockingly: "Spit, pretending to be a fart, if you have the ability, you can really see me if you have heavenly eyes."

Emperor Chen still looked at this place vigilantly, but obviously he just noticed and couldn't see.

Thinking that the emperor couldn't see him at all, 520 suddenly became terrified, squinted his eyes, hooked his little fingers, and in the blink of an eye, the inkstone on the imperial case jumped up as if it had eyes, and smashed it with a precise sound of 'Peng' Xiang Chendi's face.

As a martial arts practitioner, Emperor Chen had sharp eyes and ears, and his reaction was extremely quick. However, the inkstone was coming at him menacingly. Even if he dodged in time, he was still hit by the black ink on his face. It was the first time that he was so embarrassed.

Emperor Chen, who was in a very bad mood recently, had a gloomy face that was even more cold, his whole body seemed to be trapped in a haze, and his eyes were full of violence.

This inkstone that suddenly became aggressive was really weird, and the head eunuch who was standing by and waiting suddenly lost his legs in fright.

He staggered and quickly came over and picked up the handkerchief to wipe the face of the Emperor, while trembling and unable to speak, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, are you alright?"

He looked around in fear, wondering if it was a psychological influence, he always felt a resentful gaze staring at them, as long as he thought that there was a ghost that couldn't be chased away in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, what would happen to the chief eunuch's broken heart? It doesn't stick either.

My dear mother, when he is old, he still needs to be frightened. Doesn't this palace have His Majesty's true dragon spirit sitting in the palace? How powerful is this ghost that he actually followed His Majesty's ass.

But this is not enough, His Majesty does not believe in ghosts and gods, and has issued a death order that no one is allowed to deceive the crowd in the palace, and those who disobey the order will be executed immediately.

Therefore, even though the chief eunuch had already determined that there were dirty things lurking beside His Majesty, he was so frightened that he still didn't dare to say a word.

Emperor Chen clenched his fists with a gloomy face. He didn't believe in any ghosts. He would rather believe that there were powerful martial arts masters around him hiding in the dark and doing some small tricks, rather than overthrow the cognition of more than ten years.

As for the Empress Dowager's so-called soul-locking revenge of the first emperor and his short-lived brothers, it's ridiculous. They can't compete with him when they are alive, and they still want to be restless after death. Who gave them the courage!

"I don't care who you are, if you dare to pretend to be a ghost in my bedroom, don't blame me for catching you. You'd better keep it hidden, otherwise..."

The emperor's unfinished words were full of cold and harsh warnings.

520 is so angry, NND, the grasshopper after autumn, you can't even jump up and dare to threaten others, you are now the fat on the chopping board, believe it or not, this system will kill you every time you want.

Remembering Judge Lu's exhortation before leaving, 520 sneered, it's fine if he doesn't kill him anyway, give him some color to see, or do you really think the boss is his second child!

Suddenly, a gloomy cold wind blew up in the peaceful Hall of Mental Cultivation, as if declaring war with the emperor. The paperweights on the imperial case, the hanging hairs, stacks of memorials, all smashed at him like a ghost, extremely arrogant .

It seems that he doesn't take His Majesty's threat seriously at all, as if he is saying 'what if I hit you'!

The chief eunuch was startled and frightened. He secretly complained and glanced at the emperor whose face was covered with smears and was on the verge of rage. Look clearly, it is dirty, otherwise the inkstone on the imperial case will be without wind Automatically, can you still aim at His Majesty as if you have eyes?

It was obviously aimed at His Majesty on purpose!

It seems that this dirty thing has a grudge against His Majesty, if it's a blood feud, the head eunuch with a slightly bigger brain shook his shoulders, and his round body with a pale face was on the verge of falling.

The stunned emperor: "..." Okay, very good.

With a cold face, he is determined not to believe that there are ghosts in this world. The emperor has increased the guards in the palace, especially his Hall of Mental Cultivation, which is as airtight as an iron bucket, let alone a human being. Even a fly would not even think about flying in under the piercing eyes of Guo Zhen, the chief guard.

"Naive." 520 smiled sarcastically, with his arms folded across his chest, he looked down at the emperor who was unwilling to believe in ghosts, as if watching a monkey show.

"Your Majesty, do you need that empress to serve you tonight?"

The chief eunuch swallowed his saliva and glanced around, carefully serving the concubines' green cards according to the palace rules.

520's face changed slightly, as ugly as swallowing a fly, he stared at the tray with a pair of dead fish eyes glowing faintly red.

Heh, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, sitting and enjoying the blessings of everyone.

A slight chill penetrated upwards from the soles of the feet, and the calligraphy and paintings hanging in the palace were windless and automatic, "Hoo hoo hoo", there was always a chilly feeling, and the heart of the chief eunuch, who was not strong enough to begin with, was once again shattered.

His hand holding the green-headed card was trembling and he could hardly hold it, and the exquisitely crafted wooden card inside also made a rattling sound.

Help!

"Peng!"

There was a loud bang, and the trembling chief eunuch watched the tray fall to the ground in despair, and the small wooden sign representing the girls fell to the ground with a clattering sound.

"Damn it, slave!" The head eunuch knelt down in despair, not even daring to beg for mercy.

Emperor Chen didn't speak, but his blue and white face was really scary. He had no interest in these things after a busy day, but the behavior of the person hiding in the dark was a real provocation and contempt for the imperial power!

"Go down." He rubbed the center of his eyebrows wearily, and waved to the poor chief eunuch who was kneeling on the ground and shivering.

The chief eunuch took a look at His Majesty, feeling that he shouldn't hit His Majesty's crumbling imperial heart with this matter, so he silently packed up the tray and went down.

For several days in a row, even if Emperor Chen was strictly guarded, he could not catch the thief who was 'hiding in the dark'. On the contrary, he himself suffered a lot of teasing.

The long trousers that had been well done early in the morning were wet, and there were still water droplets running down, and it was embarrassing to directly stage 'piss pants' in front of the minister...

Yu Huayuan walks in a leisurely way and bumps into a tree, or steps into a mud pit, returns to the palace to take a bath, change clothes, take off the clothes and wait for a long time without eunuchs to deliver water, and the hot springs can all turn into ice water and freeze into dogs, let alone Every night, a figure in red clothes with no face beats him to death in his dream, and when he wakes up, his face is burning with pain, but the imperial doctor can't find out what's wrong with him...

Each of these things is weird, even if the emperor is cold and indifferent, he becomes more nervous and has a bad temper. For a while, the ministers in the court are miserable, either this person is demoted or that person is demoted, it is true Living in dire straits.

At this time, they really missed the former emperor who was not talkative and had a cold face. If he was not talkative, he would not be talkative. If he ignored it, he would just ignore it. It was better than the current tyrant who exploded with just one cannon!

The palace is also full of dust, and people are panicking about ghosts. If it weren't for His Majesty's strong prestige and foresight to issue a death order, if the protection is not complete, some people will shake the hearts of the people and jump out to make troubles in the name of eliminating harm for the people. Here is a special Refers to Prince Yi, who is so focused on doing things and never rests, I don't know how unimaginable the consequences of letting him know.

Even the commander of the guards had to wonder if there was really a ghost in this palace, but looking at His Majesty's slightly haggard and black face from lack of rest for a few days, he couldn't say what he wanted to say.

He wasn't afraid of His Majesty's reprimand, but everyone could see that His Majesty was holding on. If he also believed that there was a ghost in the palace, he was very worried that His Majesty, who was already on the verge of collapse, would doubt life.

"Your Majesty, how about—" Commander Guo gritted his teeth and couldn't bear it, and spoke hesitantly with great effort.

Situ Chen glanced at him sharply, his handsome face was full of evil spirits, Guo Zhen shook, and the courage he had finally mustered deflated like a punctured balloon.

Let’s not talk about these bad things, let’s talk about the business. The Xiang nobleman was drugged and the investigation is almost complete. Your majesty is so good at things. Sure enough, he is inseparable from Prince Yi. Thinking of the prince who pretended to lie to the little girl every day, Guo Zhen There was a light scoff from the bottom of my heart.

However, Guo Zhen discovered some things during the investigation. His Majesty knew that there might be turmoil in the harem. His expression was a little delicate and a little tangled.

Emperor Chen glanced at him lightly, "If you have something to say, I forgive you for your innocence."

Guo Zhen made up his mind, cupped his hands, and said in a rough and fearless voice, "Your Majesty, when I investigated the case, I accidentally discovered that Prince Yi and the nobleman of Xiang had been in close contact. As far as I saw, the nobleman of Xiang sent snacks to Prince Yi three times. , Prince Yi also brought a lot of folk fun and delicious gadgets to the empress from outside the palace, and I dare not spread rumors about the truth, I hope His Majesty will check it out!"

There was some silence in the air.

After a long while, Guozhen, who didn't hear the sound, raised his head quietly, just in time to see a few pieces of rice paper automatically rolled into balls and smashed towards His Majesty's face, and His Majesty seemed to be surprised, so he grabbed the paper calmly. The ball spontaneously ignited without fire, and the emperor quickly picked up the memorial on the side and patted out the ashes.

Guo Zhen: "..." Is this world wrong or is he crazy? Why is His Majesty still pretending to be dead at this time?

Emperor Chen nodded, as if he didn't care that his hair was dyed a little bit, and said coldly, "Well, I understand, you don't need to worry about these, is there anything else?"

Commander Guo choked and lowered his head silently, "The minister has finished his report."

"Continue to keep an eye on King Yi, you don't need to worry about his affair with the noble man in Xiang, I still have use for keeping that woman."

Emperor Chen's voice was hoarse and exhausted, and his body was haggard and thinner. The wise and mighty Son of Heaven was tormented by dirty things, and Guo Zhen's nose was a little sore. He felt that such a stubborn Majesty was actually quite pitiful.

"Yes, Wei Chen retire."

Before Guo Zhen left, he secretly glanced at the sky above the Hall of Mental Cultivation. He heard from the head eunuch that the dirty thing was on it, staring at His Majesty day and night, holding the sword in his hand, Guo Zhen dared to look at it.

However, it was empty, only the majestic red pillars, and nothing else could be seen.

"grown ups."

A courteous call came from his ear, and 520, who was in a daze and drooling, was stunned. It was too late and then too soon, and the emperor's trousers controlled by his consciousness fell off, and what should be seen and what should not be seen was completely seen. net.

Regardless of the sudden blackness of the emperor's face and the death ray looking at him sharply, 520 waved his sleeve in embarrassment and displeasure, and knocked out the brat who disturbed his peeping.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" No one heard except 520.

Damn it, that's my man, I can take a peek at him in the shower, but you dare to think about it if you eat a bear heart and a leopard.