In fast time travel, there are always bosses who fall in love with me at first sight

Alas, what's the use of thinking so much.

After the fart in the third world, Spicy Chicken headquarters contacted him for the first time. 520 will not mess with him. The world will be fine? AI is also an employee. Is the life of an employee not guaranteed?

The contact at the headquarters apologized and explained the reason after faltering and hawing.

It turned out that the main system was maliciously attacked by an unknown virus. The "heroine cheats" that he saw and cleared before were this kind of virus. Because of the system disorder period, other systems or executors are currently unable to enter the mission world, and they are currently on mission. The world's 520 became the only tasker.

The higher-ups vaguely revealed to him that as long as he does this job well, he may be promoted and raise his salary when he returns home, and he may even get a human body tailored just for him.

If you want to ask 520, the biggest gain after doing the mission, besides finding a man who dotes on him, is to taste all kinds of delicacies through the human body. It is said that nine out of ten people are foodies, and there is one big foodie, for food He Meinan and 520 accepted this arduous task without hesitation.

Doing things secretly is naturally incomparable to doing things with official authorization, and there is no need to worry about collapse every day. The candy given by the company is satisfied with 520.

However, 520 is frowning, he is now deep in the harem, the original body smashed his head, and he seemed to have forgotten part of his memory after possessing him, for example, why did the original owner come to the palace from the palace, what secret is he hiding?

520 touched the back of his head, which was still a little swollen, and only felt a thick layer of gauze covering his eyes.

"Have a headache? I told you earlier that Ying Qin is Eunuch Sun's godson. You can't bear it if he says a few words about you, and you won't lose a piece of meat. You can't bear it? Little eunuchs who don't know how to suppress their temper have become The flower fertilizer of the imperial garden, why do you think that peony grows so gorgeous and beautiful?"

He Huan said angrily about him, and dragged someone to give him medicine rudely.

520 suffered intermittent pains in the back of his head, but he was also taught secretly. When He Huan turned his back, he quickly took a special drug from the system mall, stood up and tidied himself up, "I think it's almost done, let's go."

He Huan sized him up and saw that his pale face, which looked like he was about to die just now, suddenly looked a lot better. Although it was strange, he felt relieved.

There are quite a few eunuchs in this prison yard, and even more of them died. He is a loner with nothing to worry about. He also died of his master's helpless little road, who told this fool to be more stupid than him.

Xiao Luzi and He Huan are both eunuchs sweeping the water, but they haven't made a master yet and have no one to protect them. They do all the heavy and tiring work all day long. Fortunately, the eunuchs outside the prison yard bully others. The courtyard is full of pity for each other, and taking care of each other is one of the few places where there is a trace of warmth in the harem.

After working for a few days, 520 gradually adapted to this rhythm of life, passed the right path in front of He Huan, and his head injury gradually healed. The eunuchs are there to take care of them, and the 520s are at most doing things like helping to move things, reporting a letter, running errands, tiring and unskilled work.

Not to mention the master's face, even the puppies and cats raised by the master's wife would not hesitate to touch them, because they think they are dirty.

Before this, 520, who has always had no ambitions, will continue to dawdle happily, without worrying about how good his head will be, but he will not succeed in the harem, and a little eunuch with no rank and no master will not be regarded as a person, and he will eat less If you do a lot of work, you will be scolded and scolded by court ladies and eunuchs who are higher in rank than you or have the support of your master.

Like a small pebble in the dust, anyone can step on it and spit it out, and people can do things!

And he hasn't found his man yet. When he thinks that apart from the real man of the emperor, the rest of the harem are eunuchs, and the guards are often not seen. Finding someone is like looking for a needle in a haystack. In fact, it would be fine if his man was a guard. The gatekeeper is fine too, don't think he is too big, if his man is the one on the dragon chair, think of those Yingying Yanyans in the harem, 520 will definitely kill him first and then commit suicide, so as not to worry!

520 slouched left and right while holding the broom, thinking about how to get out of position.

The path of being with a powerful and powerful master is no longer feasible. Firstly, it would be too cold for him to change his family after only two years of illness and death of a former master who cared about him like a father. Secondly, It is not so easy to find a master. Those eunuchs in charge may have filial sons and grandsons who are courteous. He has no money to take care of him, so no one will take care of him.

There is another way to be appreciated by the master and empress, but well, there is no shortage of confidants and father-in-laws around the favored concubine, and it is also a tricky job. There are many people who get in the way, and it is useless to follow the unfavored concubine , who knows when his master will not be favored by the emperor, he waits for the chicken and dog to ascend to heaven, it's exactly like buying a lottery ticket, the winning rate is too low.

This doesn’t work, that doesn’t work either, I’m worried about 520, and what’s even more worrying is my stomach growling, he sighed, put down the broom and covered his stomach while singing empty city tricks, he really couldn’t help but want to sing a little cabbage, ah, yellow in the ground... …

"Hey! Which palace are you from? What are you doing sneaking around outside Fengluan Palace?!" A pretty maid dressed as a first-class court lady frowned and asked 520 sharply.

Out of nowhere, what a hell of a night.

520 was stunned for a moment, and when he looked up, he realized that he had reached the gate of Luanfeng Palace without knowing it?

If he told this court lady that he was purely distracted, I don't know if she would believe it or not?

He bowed and bowed, with a very humble attitude, "This slave is the sweeping eunuch in the prison yard. He accidentally broke into the Luanfeng Palace because he was thinking about things and didn't pay attention. It's a slave who has no eyes, but this slave is definitely not sneaky. I hope my aunt will see clearly."

Mo Yugang was reprimanded by her master, and she will be upset. Even if 520 broke her mouth, she didn't bother to pay attention. She directly angrily reprimanded, "Dead eunuch with no sons and grandchildren, how can you answer my aunt's question, I said You are sneaky, you are sneaky, the bold servant must be a secret agent of some palace who wants to hurt my empress, wait for me to tell the empress to put you to death!"

520 was dumbfounded: Nima, I found another victim paranoia, and it's no one to convict people indiscriminately.

Seeing that the court lady was about to go back to file a complaint, 520 couldn't really be wronged by her, and hurriedly stopped in front of her: "My aunt is upset, why bother to vent your anger on the slave, it is rumored that the nobles of Xiang are the most kind and gentle, the emperor praised you The empress is as holy as a white lotus, she will not believe you, but the girl has ruined her reputation outside, so I will swear to my death to plead guilty to my empress, ask me to understand!"

Do not wear flattery.

Keenly hearing the sound of footsteps, 520 immediately canceled the original plan, blushing and not panting, and said a lot of flattery for the nobles in Hunan.

Mo Yu was still not in the mood after being tricked, and angrily glared at the dog slave who dared to choke with her, pointing at the 520 with hatred: "You dog slave dare to frame me—"

"The entrance of my Luanfeng Palace is not a place for you to make noise." A cold and impatient female voice suddenly sounded behind the two of them.

Like a thunderbolt, Mo Yu's face suddenly turned pale, and it was too late when he knelt down on the ground.

She tremblingly shook her lips, "Mother."

520 knelt down unhurriedly, "I pay homage to the nobleman of Xiang, my servant, all blessings to the nobleman." At this time, it is a fart for a man to have gold under his knees, if he does not kneel, he will be beheaded.

520, who doesn't want to die yet, doesn't care about these imaginary things.

The woman in the pink palace dress is twenty-eight years old. She has a beautiful face like a flower, red lips and white teeth, a slender figure, her skin is as white as blood, and her red lips are slightly pursed. There is almost no one who is not amazed by her beauty, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is magnificent.

520 glanced at it quietly, and a disrespectful thought crossed his mind. It was too bitter for such a beautiful girl to snatch a common cucumber from someone.

Before the beauty in the palace costume could speak, he could tell from a glance around him that the white-faced father-in-law's high-pitched voice rang out, "Moyu acted recklessly and without restraint, dragging her down to hit fifty big bills and deducting her monthly salary for half a year. " After finishing speaking, he glanced coldly at the few young eunuchs behind him, and said with a hint of displeasure, "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you let the miscellaneous family drag you down, so as not to hinder your empress' eyes."

With a wave of his whisk, it seemed to sweep away some dirty things, cutting off children and grandchildren, Mo Yu scolded not only the little eunuch in front of him.

Mo Yu didn't know how things turned out like this, but when he realized it, he kept kowtowing in fright, and even yelled sharply begging for mercy in fear as he was dragged away by the little eunuch.

"Your Majesty, this servant made a mistake, you should spare this servant, this servant will kowtow to you..."

The Xiang nobleman played with the beautiful finger guards, looked at the pitiful Moyu who was dragged down, and felt a little soft in his heart, "Would the punishment be too severe?"

Mr. Wan didn't change his expression, "Your Majesty, people's words are terrifying, you are winning the holy favor, and many people in our Luanfeng Palace are staring at them. This girl, Moyu, is going out to represent the facade of our Luanfeng Palace, and your facade. Let the other empresses in the harem know that you have such an uneducated girl by your side, they should laugh at your empress."

Eunuch Wan was sent by the emperor to the nobles of Xiang, and the nobles of Xiang relied on him very much. Hearing what he said, he didn't insist on it. He nodded casually. It's good to learn a lesson, but her temper is too reckless."

Eunuch Wan lowered his head, "It's Madam Li."

At this time, Xianggui seemed to see a 520 standing aside as a quail, pointed at him, and opened his lips with interest, "Hey, you eunuch is quite courageous. You dare to be a quail at the gate of my Luanfeng Palace." Talk to the girl in this palace, have a personality, raise your head and show me."

This tone is not much better than when teasing small animals, or even worse.

People had to lower their heads under the eaves, 520 rolled his eyes, obediently raised his face and lowered his head: "I dare not."

"Well, good looks can be regarded as a sign," Xiang Guiren was dazed by the picturesque features of the little eunuch in front of him, frowned his beautiful and affectionate willow eyebrows, and asked him suddenly, "Can you draw?"

520 was stunned for a moment, and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, you are joking, how can a slave be able to learn the skills of a nobleman when he enters the palace from a poor family."

In fact, he can draw. In the past three worlds, his interest came. He dabbled in traditional Chinese painting, oil painting, and stick figure sketching, but it didn't fit the personality.

Xianggui is a strange person and a wonderful person. The little eunuch in front of her is the first interested little eunuch she met in this warm harem. What to do—"

She already had the idea of ​​staying.

However, Eunuch Wan glanced at 520, who bowed his head and pretended to be obedient, with his cold eyes, and stopped him, "Your Majesty, don't..."

"Oh, I, I know, but the stern life in the harem is really boring," the Xiang nobleman said coquettishly. She is a peacock soaring nine days, not a canary in a cage. She has just entered the palace. , still retains the cuteness and casualness in his nature, probably because he was spoiled, and the decision he made didn't care whether it conformed to the palace rules or not, "Eunuch Wan, how about we take this little eunuch in, let him accompany me to learn?" Draw, so that when the emperor can't come to accompany me, it won't be boring for him to accompany me."

Eunuch Wan still wanted to stop him, but he frowned deeply, and tried to dissuade him, "Your Majesty is wrong, Mo Yu and Mo Fei can accompany your Majesty to paint, how can this little eunuch of no rank and rank be able to take on this important task."

The Xiang nobleman was impatient with Eunuch Wan's suit, flicked his sleeves, and said in an arrogant voice with displeasure, "It's just to accompany the painting, Mo Yu and Mo Fei are not as good-looking as him, what should I do with him, he is just a A little eunuch with no roots, what else can he do to me, if the emperor is not happy, you let him come to me, hmph, I'm going to order him!"

no root...

520 lowered his head, his expression was a bit uneasy, although the troubles that he had just been unable to do were solved, and the road to the concubine's confidant eunuch was close at hand, but any man would feel uncomfortable if he was insulted face to face and exposed his scars.

Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs.

Eunuch Wan is also the one who has no roots, and the Xiang nobles are suspected of criticizing Sang Huai no matter whether they want to or not.

A cold light flashed in his eyes, and in his heart he looked down on this vulgar Xiang nobleman, but he smiled and bowed his knees and said: "Since the empress appreciates it, this servant will arrange for this little eunuch."

Only then was the Xiang nobleman satisfied, pointing to 520 and said proudly, "You, pack up and serve!"

I don’t even ask if the person involved is willing or not. Anyway, it’s like this. The 520, who has no human rights, has been favored by the nobles of Xiang, who is about to enter the hot Luanfeng Palace with one word. I don’t know how many court ladies and eunuchs gritted their teeth overnight, hating his luck. !