A True Story of a Wizard's Life

【Sherlock】

How far is the distance between human beings and vampires? Sherlock obtained first-hand information through the medium of his own body.

The first thing to change was not the blood of the vampire, but his teeth. He grew a pair of pointed teeth, which made it easier for him to suck blood.Sure enough, no matter what kind of creature it is, survival is the first priority, so the first thing to change is the teeth that allow him to maintain his life.

Sherlock felt that there were two more sets of sharp teeth, and he didn't know where to place his tongue.

Maybe the old man who likes to grow beards has such a problem. When he sleeps, should he put his long beard inside the quilt, or put it outside the quilt?Or because of poor sleeping posture, the long beard may be rolled up, which may poke the nose, which will make people wake up from sleep, thinking that they have been harassed by some strange things.

If it was in the past, Sherlock would think that this was extremely boring and stupid thinking, but now he can also understand this kind of problem that seems to be looking for trouble.His tongue and the new fangs were not in harmony, and it was not the so-called vampire's food that got poked and poked first, but his tongue.At this moment of repeated thinking, two small cuts were poked on his tongue. He tasted the taste of blood, and his own blood didn't taste good.

Kevin saw Sherlock's expression, and he shook his head for the one hundred and one first time, "My dear Sherlock, please don't let vampires lower the IQ of the entire group of magical creatures. My intention of transforming you is to increase our IQ value. You can stop obsessing about the subordinate relationship between the tongue and the teeth. The more you pay attention to it, the more uncomfortable you will feel. Believe me, when you learn to sleep and wake up, all the wrong feelings will be normal .”

Sherlock didn't nod, he doubted Kevin's words.From England to the United States, from a vampire novice to a master of magic theory, it only took him more than ten years. During his teaching assistant to Kevin at the American School of Witchcraft, he gained a lot of new knowledge, which greatly enriched him. The memory palace, but it didn't solve some minor physical incongruities.

Perhaps, the reason why vampires are given time to live and die is to take into account the slow adaptability of this race, especially the transformed vampires always struggle with their nature and habits.Nature is an acquired attribute endowed by vampire attributes, while habits are inherent habits left over from human life in the past few decades.

Sherlock felt that the smarter he was, the slower this adaptation process might be, so he didn't lower the IQ of the entire vampire race.

Kevin is now talking about another fallacy, telling him not to continue to use his brain at a high level, but to find a good place to sleep, and when he wakes up, he will be coordinated if he wakes up.

If one sleep won't solve the problem, then two sleeps will definitely solve it, and so on.This is one of the maxims of the vampire race.

When Sherlock heard this, he always had a feeling that he had been cheated, but he and Kevin went to find a suitable place to sleep. Maybe when he woke up, he could meet Gabriel who had returned.

How beautiful the wish is, how cruel the reality is.

Even Sherlock, the first detective in London, even Sherlock who has become a vampire, even Sherlock who has solved the problem of tongue and teeth, cannot escape this law of life.

"I slept for nearly 50 years, and you still said it was a short moment?"

When Sherlock and Kevin flew back to London from New York, he couldn't help complaining over the Atlantic Ocean, "How can my brain sleep for 50 years, this is a heinous waste, do you feel guilty!"

Kevin looked at Sherlock, who was in the shape of a bat like him, and nodded with satisfaction, "Listen to you, it seems that you have finally adapted to your new identity as a vampire fundamentally. Freed from the shackles of humans for more than 60 years, It can be heard from your tone that you understand that the 60 years of vampires is like a child, so even your language does not have the sense of twilight in old age, but is full of youth."

Sherlock wanted to hit Kevin's left wing with his right wing, but it was dangerous for a bat to do so over the Atlantic Ocean.They will all accidentally fall into the sea.

The vampire wouldn't be choked to death, but he didn't want to experience the feeling of wet wings again.

Having said that, human technology has made great progress long ago. Why did Sherlock choose to turn into a bat and cross the Atlantic Ocean instead of an airplane, just to make up for the regrets many years ago?

When he left London, he took a cruise ship. At that time, he was able to transform between a human body and a bat body. He was very unskilled in flying skills. He was shot from the sky many times, and now he can finally avenge his shame.

Sherlock ignores the transformation of his mental age. Once he accepts that the vampires of more than 60 years are just juvenile vampires, there is always a part of his brain that laughs.

None of this matters. When Sherlock finally lands in London, he finally has mixed feelings about returning to his homeland.

When he left, the whole world was paying attention to the First World War. Now when he came back, he heard that the ancient countries in the east had opened up the entry policy for foreign wizards and magical creatures, and started the reform and opening up. What a change with each passing day.

Kevin has not returned to the UK for many years, and he has not accompanied Sherlock on a journey of memory. He still has a lot of things to do, such as going to the Ministry of Magic to take a look. I heard that the Ministry of Magic is very lively recently, and there is a name that is very popular. The minister just resigned on his own initiative.

Minister Tom said that the British Ministry of Magic is no longer his stage. During his tenure as the British Minister of Magic these years, he has made great contributions to the magical world in the UK and Europe, and promoted the cooperation and development of wizards and Muggles.Today, there are more wizards and magical creatures who need him, so his stage should be bigger and expanded to the globalized international stage.

As a vampire who has been sleeping for more than 50 years, Kevin is unwilling to keep up with the rhythm of the times. Not long after he wakes up, he must first understand the current situation.

Sherlock walked to 221B Baker Street by himself somehow, and he found that it was actually changed into the Sherlock Holmes Museum. What the hell is this?

There are not many tourists here, and some people in the crowd whispered, "Look at the uncle standing at the door, he really looks like Sherlock Holmes in the photo, and his clothes are also retro."

"It's not surprising. Recently, "Sherlock Holmes' Daily Routine" is on the air, and this kind of dress has become the latest trend."

Now Sherlock's hearing is very good, even if the voices of those people are lowered, he still hears them all.However, soon none of these could attract his attention, and his eyesight evolved to the Nth power, allowing him to see everything a hundred meters away.

Turning the corner there were definitely Gabriel and Snape, both in their twenties.This is not surprising, wizards always have some weird maintenance methods, especially wizards with advanced magic.

But why was Snape bowing his head and tenderly putting the scarf on Gabriel, while Gabriel smiled so sweetly at that kid Snape?

Sherlock said that even if he is only Gabriel's adoptive father, as long as he bears the name of his father, he will not want to see the appearance of a creature like a son-in-law.

Don't ask him why he is not a boyfriend but a son-in-law. That tacit sense of happiness has long surpassed the scope of a lover. Could it be that he has unconsciously acquired an additional identity during the more than 50 years he has been asleep.He didn't want to admit it at all.

The author has something to say: The author is finally back.

After recovering from his own injuries, going to the hospital to accompany his elders, and a lot of things coming at the end of the year, he can finally return to his normal life.If you say too much, you will cry, and you will say it unhappy.

I miss normal life and hope that 2017 can continue to be normal. . .

Tomorrow, I will finish the episode in the next two days, and this article will officially end~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦