[Comprehensive] Wow!What a big hole!

"Hiss~ My head hurts! What's going on? Aren't I drinking with Xiaoting? Why didn't anyone wake me up? It's a good thing I don't go to work today." Lin Youyou held her throbbing forehead and sat down. Standing up, he looked around blankly.

"Where is this place? It's small, narrow, and messy! Whose house is it? I'm not drunk, so I called 419?"

"Ding! The memory extraction of the parasite is complete, do you want to receive the memory?" A mechanical voice interrupted Lin Youyou's barely functioning brain.

This... Where is this sound coming from?

The room Lin Youyou is in now, really doesn't want to fight.A single bed, a desk, a chair, and an open wardrobe, the whole room is simple and clear at a glance.Of course, except for the bed where Lin Youyou is sitting now, she can't see it.But the sound didn't seem to come from under the bed either.

Could it be that group of guys playing a prank?Anyone who is familiar with Lin Youyou knows that Lin Youyou, who is not afraid of anything, is most afraid of illusory ghosts.Even ghost movies, haunted houses, ghost stories, etc., she knew they were fake, but she just didn't dare to touch them!

"Who? Who's talking? Stop playing, I've already found you, I really found you!" Lin Youyou didn't dare to relax with deceitful words on her mouth, with big eyes, she shot around 'Here, to ensure that the other party reveals the flaws, so that she can find out the first time.

"Ding! The real body of the 'Wish Machine' was discovered by the host! Congratulations for completing the novice binding task "The Host Discovered the 'Wish Machine'". Reward: Soul Binding!"

Ah!What's the situation?Lin Youyou couldn't respond a little bit, the voice seemed, might, seemed, probably, should, maybe it was directly reflected in her mind!

"Can you explain it first?" Is it because I have a computer chip implanted in my head?So it's not a ghost movie, it's a sci-fi movie!Scared to death.Lin Youyou breathed a sigh of relief, and patted herself on the chest, huh?It doesn't feel right.

"At the request of the owner of the machine, the data of the 'Wish Machine' is now being sent, please accept it!" The voice of the 'Wish Machine' sounded, interrupting Lin Youyou's thoughts, and also missed the opportunity to find out the problem early.

"How do you accept it?"

"The owner, please say 'receive' silently."

Lin Youyou said to receive it silently in her heart, and soon, after a slight dizziness, some more information about the 'Wish Machine' appeared in her mind.

According to the data, the 'Wish Machine' is an 'artifact' that can fulfill all wishes.Of course, it is not a philanthropist either. The 'Wish Machine' can only continue to operate with the satisfaction of the wisher as energy.Rewards are also collected from the wisher daily and the moment the wish is fulfilled.

At the beginning, Lin Youyou was called the host, so any satisfied emotions in Lin Youyou's body would be forcibly collected by the "wish machine" and transformed into the energy he needed. When the 'Wish Machine' absorbs enough energy and confirms that the host has no more available energy, it will autonomously separate from the host.

Lin Youyou completed the so-called novice task, and bound the "wish machine" to Lin Youyou's soul. Although you can't mention too many wishes, you can still satisfy them without affecting your biggest wish. , and will not forcefully ask for energy, in the "wish machine" analysis, the excess satisfaction that is not beneficial to the owner, the "wish machine" will automatically convert it into its own operating energy.

After reading these messages, Lin Youyou was so proud that she almost put her hands on her hips and laughed wildly.Luck is coming, no matter how you stop it, you can't stop it!Brain out a series of 'good wishes'.Secretly thinking about it, should I become a rich woman first, or become a decathlon first! 'Wish Machine' suddenly issued a system prompt.

"Ding! The energy is fully replenished. Are you starting to realize your wish?"

"Wow! It's so easy to fill up the energy?"

"When the owner of the machine was just thinking about it, he had a very strong sense of satisfaction! And it is not beneficial to the owner's body and spirit. The machine automatically absorbs it and transforms it into operating energy."

Lin Youyou's forehead was immediately covered with black lines, could it be possible to feed the 'Wishing Machine' with his own imagination?I really am the most suitable owner for it!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

"Is the owner starting to realize his wish?"

"Yes... eh? Wait, when did I make a wish?"

"The owner of the machine made a wish on December 2013, 12, at 24:40:47 AM in the current Gregorian calendar."

Eh? "Isn't today the 24th? I was drinking with my friends on the night of the 23rd. Could it be that I drank too much and said something nonsense? That... what did I wish for?" Be sure to be more reliable!

"The owner's biggest wish is to 'let Jinjiang, all the guys who dig holes and don't fill them, all fall into the big pit made up of countless pits, and can't get out! Hahahaha!!!'"

"What kind of scumbag wish is this! Why did you even learn to laugh at the back? You are so cold after learning it! This is impossible to realize! No one will admit that this is a wish! And I drank too much Yes, let me just say it casually. Can you change your wish?"

"This is the wish made by the owner himself! The owner's wish has been realized based on the owner's existing memory."

"What... What can I do?" Lin Youyou wanted to cry but had no tears!I thought it would be a good thing, but I didn't expect this 'wishing machine' to be so unreliable!It said there was a way, but I didn't think it would be good news!

"According to your memory, define you as traveling, and then send your traveling situation to Jinjiang online."

"That can't be realized! I don't want to time travel at all, okay! I just got a salary increase, don't hurt me! And why do you want to publish it in shame? Such a scumbag wish, how can you make me feel bad?" !"

"Hmm! So the owner!"

"Yes!" Is he really a real man who is so serious all of a sudden?Shouldn't your voice be as flat as a tablet?

"Please be sure to make your time travel career exciting! Only in this way can the task be completed as soon as possible!"

"Oh... oh. Hey! Why would I do such a stupid thing?!"

"Please ask the owner to receive the memory."

"Eh? Oh! Did you listen to me..."

A burst of severe pain caused the already uncomfortable head to lose consciousness directly.

Lin Youyou's last thought when she fainted was: Nima!Obviously receiving materials before was not painful at all, and it made me feel much more comfortable!so!Am I cheated?Sure enough, he was cheated!Fuck!The system is also black-bellied, how do you want people to live?

What is this?Why do you time travel to the heroine in "Mischievous Kiss", Yuan Xiangqin?

Lin Youyou looked at the handsome bun face in the mirror, and said that she really couldn't accept it!Before time travel, Lin Youyou was a 27-year-old Yujie.After time travel, become a 17-year-old middle school student!Well, it was ten years younger and earned it by itself.But before he crossed over, he had a beautiful oval face.As a result, after time travelling, there is only a silly and cute bun face!Before crossing over, the old woman was tall and tall, with beautiful legs that were long, slender and absolutely straight!After time travel, how do you want her to love this short figure?The ccup that I finally made up by eating papaya and pig's feet is gone!

Thinking about it is a bitter tear, and when I look in the mirror, my face is covered with blood!My wife wants to complain!This product is totally unreliable!This product is definitely a copycat!

Yuan Youcai saw that it was almost 11 o'clock and the lights in Yuan Xiangqin's room were still on, so he opened the door of Yuan Xiangqin's room worriedly.Unexpectedly, my 17-year-old daughter was frowning in the mirror!I thought she was sad because she fainted this morning because of the all-night tutoring last night.

Knocked on the door, and after attracting Lin Youyou's attention, she comforted her, "Sister! Don't worry, Dad has already called your school teacher and said, just go back tomorrow, rest early, so as not to be tired again gone."

Lin Youyouhan, I'm not a child, I really can't bear this kind of consolation!

"Hmm!" There's no way, who let himself wear his daughter's skin now!In the eyes of parents, no matter how old their children are, they are all children!

"I still have to go to school tomorrow, go to bed early!"

"Understood, good night, Dad!"

Lying on the bed, Lin Youyou felt that the memory was really amazing.Facing Yuan Youcai, he called out "Dad" very smoothly.In this house, too, when walking around, everything is familiar.I didn't feel that there was a trace of abruptness, it was as if I was the one who originally lived here.

Although there is nothing wrong with this, who would even have memories of their own infancy? !How to drink milk, how to wet the bed, how to hold your own feet and gnaw.It's totally abnormal to have such a memory!

Moreover, this girl likes the male god Jiang Naoki, right?Then tomorrow, I won't do anything embarrassing, will I?Wait, love letter!Lin Youyou pulled out the piece of paper from the dictionary, the corners of her mouth twitching.

"Fuck! I fainted when I checked the dictionary for a love letter, but how many characters are there? Typos, grammar problems...God! Is this really written by a middle school student?"

All right!Lin Youyou admits that she is a little obsessive-compulsive, but even if she doesn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, she can't bear to see such... such a 'stunningly beautiful' love letter, okay?

He took out the letter paper and pen again, and wrote it again according to the meaning of the original letter.After checking it carefully, I put down my pen in satisfaction.

"I'm going! What the hell am I doing? I'm not going to ask SHI to deliver a love letter, so why write it again!"

Forget it, keep it as a souvenir after you write it, this is the first love letter from the new world!Although it was written by myself to others.Lin Youyou crumpled Yuan Xiangqin's original letter into a ball and threw it into the trash can.I wrote it myself, and carefully put it in the dictionary.

After doing this well, Lin Youyou felt sleepy.

"Mr. System, do you have a name?" Lying on the bed, Lin Youyou couldn't fall asleep again for a while.

"Trigger mission: Exclusive pet name! Mission description: Please give me a name. Mission reward: A nickname for the master."

"That's all right? Then I'll call you 'two goods' from now on." Hahahaha~ I finally got my revenge! "This name suits you best!" Thumbs up!

"My master's nickname for me: Erhuo. Are you sure?"

"determine."

"The task is completed, and the task reward will be issued. The pet name for the master: Erhuo Master."

"Nani?" Why is there a feeling of being kicked~ [Lin Youyou, who is silently arrogant.

Forget it, forget it, go to bed early!The reaction is that there is still room for growth in this body, and now I start to supplement more nutrition and exercise more.The previous good figure will definitely come back soon!right!Also protect your skin more.

"Ha~" So sleepy, sleep!

Good night, bastard!

Good night, second-hand owner.

The author has something to say: I have opened a new article, please collect more, fatten up and eat again!

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