[Touken Ranbu] Drinking River Stone in Diwan, Luzhou

After Doraemon is played, it is Miss Conch.Miss Conch is halfway through and it's time for dinner.

The head of the family rolled up his sleeves and was busy chopping vegetables and cooking soup in the kitchen, while the other family members surrounded him in silence—after all the commotion just now, they collectively decided to seal my innate unique culinary skills beyond ordinary people. Super talented.

The person who was promulgated the kitchen ban couldn't help crying and crying, it's too much. How can you grasp a person's heart if you don't grasp his stomach? Children, do you understand? Do you want to be my assist?

I have liked someone for a long time.But there was never a chance to confess to him.Every time I see him, there are always other people around, eating together, hiking, picnics, visiting supermarkets, playgrounds, aquariums, family restaurants...never alone time for two!there has never been! !

Originally, there were only two adults in this family. It is said that there is an uncle who always cares about cats and observes wild animals in the wild, so he is the only one left to take care of a group of younger brothers.

Do you know how many younger brothers he has?Saying it scares you to death.The third floor of the huge family is all occupied by his younger brother.

The two oldest twin brothers N and K have just entered high school, and the other younger brothers are still in kindergarten. At most, they can help make soy sauce and buy clove oil and the like.The amazing thing is that there is actually a younger brother H who is extremely intelligent and eloquent since he was a child. In order to reduce the burden on the family, he joined the team of Silly Daliman and went to work early.

When it comes to work, I thought of a person who ran out to pick him up from get off work, and was stuck in traffic for a while on the way...then the same!We can freely talk about life, ideals, family, family, and even wedding ostentation... But, his place of work is so far away (-.-)

The name of the company seems to be Osaka Castle. It is said that it is a large company with strict security measures. How can ordinary people go in? (`Д) In addition, I got lost shamefully, and stood at the door like a fool with a cane.Suddenly a tall, one-eyed man in a black tuxedo ran out and pulled me away.Before he drove me home, he suggested that I should make a bento box for my loved one, and then took me to the supermarket carefully and thoughtfully to teach me how to make curry chicken rice.I really didn’t expect pirates to know Michelin stars and red currant juice now...

Then today, I took advantage of the good crime time when the little pots hadn’t come back from school, and planned to perfectly reproduce the perfect love curry chicken risotto in my mind.As a result, my younger brother N who came back early to take his biology homework resolutely stopped me.After hearing what I said, he complained, when my brother gets off work, he will definitely go to Kuroda to pick up his brother H and go home with him. There is no time to be alone at all!You idiot, don't go out and wander alone... just stay at home obediently.

Hey, wait, wait, what's wrong with you, brother?Why are you talking to me in such a president's tone!After I marry your brother back home, I must properly straighten the family rules!

After that person came back from get off work, I heard them whispering in the kitchen—hey, whoever described their cooking as horse manure! ?

Then they all laughed, and a cheerful air spread up and down the house.

His twin brother K always had a straight face, but this time he also laughed twice.

Overwhelmed by frustration, I really want to find a cloth to drape over my head.

But he didn't care about that person at all, so he smiled and tasted a bowl, saying that the taste was great, and it shouldn't dampen beginners' determination to try bravely.

Woohoo angel!

I lifted the quilt that didn't exist on my head and acted ecstatically.The children around immediately cast regretful and horrifying looks that someone didn't take their medicine today.

In the ecstasy I caught a glimpse of the man poking his head out of the kitchen as if he heard the living room.

I immediately sat up, pretending to be virtuous and virtuous, and blinked at him desperately.

The others silently covered their mouths and turned their backs.

Hmph, just laugh.Mr. H, the number one younger sister, hasn't come back for a long time.However, Mr. M, the second sister, raised her hand seriously and said that the bridal training class opened by the monk next door can be registered. "...But it's definitely not as handsome as Yuejiu's domineering monk. Don't you want to marry into our family? Be careful, I'll turn into a Korean drama evil mother-in-law." Then he justifiably suggested that an electronic scale should be placed in the kitchen. Prevent seasoning waste.

I don’t know which cartoon I saw an orangutan pretending to be deep and making complaints about the trivial matter of first love——

When girls look at men, they often just let their fantasies swell in their hearts. In reality, men are filthy, not only using women to play with women, but also their attitude towards life and their body odor.After seeing what he really looks like, her illusions will be shattered.Then that guy will also realize that he must live toward tomorrow.

Ah——you, you, yourself, filthy, don't get involved with who I am, ah, ah, I, I, I, I have reached the point of cohabiting with him!His every move, raising his hand, throwing his feet, smiling, frowning, eating and living taste preferences, personality hobbies, I know exactly what size shirts are and what size shoes are, and I will recite them to you every minute ⊙ω⊙

Not to mention the sleepy corners of the eyes just woke up in the morning, the breathless sweat smell just after returning home, the hot air exhaled from the mouth and nose in winter nights, the shallow strangle marks on the neck after untying the tie, and the occasional slumber where the hairspray has not been straightened. Mao, the upright eyes that insisted on carrying me up the stairs, I pretended to accidentally touch his neck and ears... It is no exaggeration to say that I licked carefully with the tip of my tongue in my dreams... How can I fix it ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

Hahahahahaha I'm so sorry for the young lady, I'm no longer a young girl—the poetic feelings of Cardamom Nianhua seem to belong to a thousand harems cultivated by the younger brother of a certain blond and blue-eyed girl in the family.

Let alone how old I am, I don’t even know my last name ╮(╯_╰)╭

As an uninvited guest, I seem to have lived in their house for nearly half a year... Ever since I encountered a car accident, part of my brain function went on strike, and the direct result was amnesia.

If such an old-fashioned and vulgar plot is placed in a TV series or comics, it will definitely be a plot that the author will forcefully insert and let the bland plot run wild.It's a pity that I don't belong to any of the protagonist groups.

So no one hurried to the edge of the cliff and called my name loudly.Even if you searched all the news on the day of the car accident and all the missing persons notices reported in the week, no one mentioned missing persons.So-so-say-no one~would cry and roar in the middle of the night for me~

In this way, being left behind by my original life and original friends, I could only nestle in humming saliva songs, pretending to be literary and sad, and see through the world of mortals.Suddenly a furry paw touched my knee.

"The five tigers retreat..."

The little tiger stared at me with glistening eyes, yawned and shrank back.

The little penyus are all watching Doraemon very seriously.

Huh (-ω-`) Today, I should just sit and wait for dinner like my younger brothers.

It didn't take long for everyone to hear two thuds and the jump of the switch, and then there was darkness in front of them.

Fujishiro immediately rushed out to see if the unlucky electric switch was broken.

After the sound of footsteps faded away, I hugged my bruised leg and closed my eyes to rest.

In a trance, I heard someone leaning over step by step, grabbing my shoulder violently, and then kissing me wetly, for about three seconds or longer.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

My heart was beating suddenly and violently, as if I felt the call of church bells from far away, and a neuron in my brain was miraculously beating and struggling like a vagrant who won the 500 million lottery so that it distorts the direction of a certain taste nerve.From the tip of the pen, the smell of exotic spices swept through the trembling nasal cavity, the empty chest cavity and the empty brain like a hurricane.

Wait, is this... strawberry pink curry?

Then my lips touched the familiar ear, and I bit down hard.

"Nick your ears! Your ears!"

"I was accidentally hit by something that fell down just now hahaha don't worry hahaha... Yaken, hurry up and get me some clove oil..."