[Korean entertainment] It's not easy to be a male god's assistant

Since ancient times, brother-in-law and brother-in-law have been enemies, and now it is quite harmonious for Zheng Yunhao and Su Mu.One of the two doesn’t understand Chinese and the other doesn’t understand Korean, so they have to pretend to know it for the sake of face, not to mention pretending to be pretty similar (￢_￢)

However, the next second, Kang Qiao, the face-slapping maniac, came to slap the face, glanced suspiciously at the faces of the two, and said disdainfully: "Do you really understand what the other party is saying?"

Can't understand*2

Zheng Yunhao said that he only understood "Hello" and "Brother"... Su Mu said he only understood "Aniha Saiyou~~" No, it seems that he didn't say that, but it sounds like it should have the same meaning!

Hey~~ Will you die if you don't pretend for a day?

"My boyfriend said hello." After Kang Qiao explained to Su Mu, he explained to Zheng Yunhao, "My brother said hello too!"

"Gone?"*2

It sounds very long, how can it be translated so short?

"No, Chinese and Korean are translated like this~~" Kang Qiao innocently blinked and pretended to be serious, only a fool would translate everything, this is making trouble!It's over if you omit and omit, these two men are really naive!

Su Mu thought for a while and felt that this little girl must have omitted a lot to save trouble. He felt that it is necessary to bring a Korean translator when he meets this guy next time. If he counts on this little girl, nothing will happen. !And Zheng Yunhao really felt that he was going to start learning Chinese, not to mention this cheap brother, but Kang Qiao's grandfather in China must not understand Korean, how can he communicate with each other if he doesn't learn Chinese? ! ! !Although she knew that her future mother-in-law and father-in-law could understand Korean, but thinking that Kang Qiao grew up with her grandfather, Zheng Yunhao felt that her grandfather should hold more importance in her heart.

After Kang Qiao finished translating, the two held hands and didn't let go. She pretended nothing happened until she stared suspiciously at each other. Holding his own hand, this brother is so strong!Could it be that his family's food is more nourishing, and it hurts everyone to beat people!

After meeting his imaginary rival in love, Zheng Yunhao said goodbye. Before leaving, he deliberately tapped Kang Qiao's forehead in front of Su Mu. I will definitely choose to kiss (づ￣3￣)づ In the middle of the night, Kang Qiao and Su Mu took a middle-aged man and a middle-aged woman to the cemetery. The two of them took a small shovel and planned to dig someone’s grave, but they haven’t done it yet. The young man said: "My sister and I can do this kind of work. The master only needs to tell us where to dig. You can rest."

Although the middle-aged woman was a little terrified by the gloomy atmosphere, but the elder brother had already spoken, she could only bite the bullet and walk to Kang Qiao's side to prepare for the next job.However, he was rejected by Su Mu: "This is not digging a hole to plant trees. If the grave is not dug well, it will be abandoned. Just watch it from the side, don't get in the way."

After Su Mu said this, the middle-aged man didn't dare to say anything, he pulled his sister to the side and waited.Su Mu pointed to a spot, Kang Qiao saw it right, and immediately lowered the shovel. The two of them dug bit by bit, always paying attention to the changes in the surrounding air, so as not to dig elsewhere and disturb the cleanliness of other houses. Originally, Su Mu It took me half an hour to work alone, but thanks to Kang Qiao's help, it only took 15 minutes.It was estimated that Kang Qiao would stop doing it and hand everything over to Su Mu. After all, she is a layman, and there is only so much she can help.

The meticulous work was all handed over to Su Mu, and soon the shovel hit something and made a "ding" sound, as if it had touched a metal object, Kang Qiao immediately stretched his neck and looked into the pit, this sight made him feel uneasy. I missed a jump, and the numbness started from the scalp to the soles of the feet.

"Who did you offend, to damage the feng shui of your ancestral grave in such a way? I won't say much about the complexity. This thing is the chief culprit that caused your father's sudden death, your children's lingering sickness, and your brother's tragic death. Come and see this nail." The color is not very dark. It is reasonable to say that it should have gone down recently, but these things in your family started four years ago, so it is very likely that the feng shui master this person found is not good enough, and recently came to change it. In order to maintain this effect, this person must put you to death."

Su Mu chattered on and on, and Kang Qiao also translated for the two of them at the same time. Under the light, I saw that the talisman paper full of strange patterns was firmly nailed to the ground by four nails. According to this method, it should be Korean Fengshui Master, Koreans taboo the number four. If it was seven or nine in the sky, it would be four. If it were nine, the family would be dead by now.

When the two Koreans heard Su Mu's words, they immediately exploded and quarreled non-stop. Su Mu rubbed his swollen and sore temples. Seeing this, Kang Qiao stood behind him and gave him a head massage.Although it only looks like a job of digging soil, it is full of attention. Su Mu has spent a lot of energy, and now his brain hurts a little, which is also an old problem that fell more than ten years ago.

After the discussion between the brothers and sisters was over, it seemed that they had come to a conclusion, then they respectfully knelt down beside the pit and made a big salute, cried and slapped themselves and said a long series of words before Su Mu started to do it. What people said that Su Mu didn't want to know, they were all crying to their ancestors for forgiveness anyway, and Kang Qiao knew that he didn't want to hear it, so he didn't translate it.After so many years of working in the industry, he has long been used to it. These two people are not good people. Although the people under this curse are sinful, they can be regarded as doing justice for the heavens. Su Mu does not sympathize with his family's experience, so he is willing to do this now. Apart from the money, the business also felt that the retribution was about the same. If I approached him two years ago, he should not be willing to accept it.

After getting the master's permission, Kang Qiao went to a place seven steps away from Su Mu and sat down cross-legged. After making a handprint, he recited an obscure mantra. Instructions, with the passage of time, the middle-aged man and woman saw the strange pattern on the talisman paper under the soil slowly disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the two watched this incredible scene with wide eyes.

It wasn't until Su Mu opened his eyes and slapped the ground hard that the two of them even felt the ground was shaken. Only after recovering from the shock, they saw four slightly darkened steel nails neatly arranged floating in the air. , Su Mu Lingkong grabbed the four steel nails and flew them into his hand at the same time, as if he heard the electric shock sound of "zilazila" at the moment he took it.

When Su Mu threw away the steel nail, the talisman paper without a pattern also turned into ashes and scattered in the wind.After doing all this, Su Mu and Kang Qiao made handprints in unison before they slapped their buttocks and stood up from the ground. Fortunately, it was night, otherwise the trousers with a piece of mud would be so ugly!

"You can fill in the soil now." There is a lot of care in digging the soil, but not in the filling of the soil. Only the ancestors of the family will fill it in, and this is sincerity!

In fact, the brothers and sisters are lazy and don't want to move, they are not their ancestors anyway~~

The middle-aged men and women didn't realize it at first, and they just stared blankly at Su Mu and Kang Qiao. In their opinion, this move is really enough to remember for a lifetime, and it is no longer something that normal people can do.

Seeing that the two of them were not moving, Kang Qiao kindly reminded them, "Isn't it good to let the old ancestors blow the cool breeze?" In fact, this sentence was purely nonsense, but the two of them took it seriously, and quickly climbed to the Beside the mound was filled with soil.

After the middle-aged men and women were working, Su Mu and Kang Qiao bit their ears, "You heard it too, there are several lingering sick beds in this family, you understand! Li Xiuman helped fool you here, and it is said that he is not short of money. , I will negotiate the price with you if you agree, how about it?"

Senior brother, is it really okay to discuss the matter of defrauding others in front of others?

Anyway, they don't understand Chinese, blame me?

Anyway, it's not bad money, so why not do it!Don't want this money for nothing, it's just the effort to go for a trip, and you won't be tired.

After everything was settled, the two of them were sent away by the middle-aged men and women with great gratitude. Kang Qiao lied to Xu Yinhua that she was going to fly to Japan and came out at night. She must not be able to go back now, so she also opened in the hotel. room to sleep.

After working hard for most of the night, the two of them were hungry with their chests sticking to their backs. For the sake of health preservation, they couldn't eat even if they were hungry, but once in a while, it's okay?After arranging the accommodation for the night, the brothers and sisters found a food stall for drinking and supper.

"Boss, twenty skewers of meat, four pairs of chicken wings, four scallops and two eggplants, two servings of Korean beef, and two bottles of soju." Kang Qiao ordered here without even looking at the list. Featured dishes.

Su Mu scalded the bowls, chopsticks and cups with boiling water, smiled lightly and said, "Looks like a repeat customer?"

"Following these entertainers who are upside down day and night, this is the basics, then life...is not as good as a pig!"

"Hahaha, then you are now living a life that is not as good as a pig?"

"Yeah, it's not as good as a beast~~"

While talking happily, the two felt someone sitting at the table. Su Mu glanced at him and said he didn't know him. He thought it was someone who was going to share the table, so he gave Kang Qiao a look and asked her to solve it. I'm scared to pee, Nima, why did you meet Shen Changmin, who is the second most difficult date in the Korean entertainment circle after Seo Taiji?Isn't this guy drinking at home?

"Why are you here?"

"My house is nearby. I should be the one who asked you, why did you show up here in the middle of the night with men other than Brother Yunhao!" What a coincidence it happened again.After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and showed her the photos he took yesterday, "Please explain."

"..." Never knowing that this guy has the potential to be a paparazzi, Kang Qiao zoomed in on the photo on his phone and looked at it, and pushed it back to him unhappily, "How can you take pictures of him so handsome but make me look so handsome?" Is it that ugly?"

Black question mark face?My dear sister-in-law, is this the crux of the matter?