sand between fingers

Xue Nu bit her chopsticks, no matter how much she thought about it, she felt that there was something wrong in it: "So simple? You don't even want to know what your rival looks like, what's his name, what are his hobbies, what do Bai Feng like?"

"..." Good question, she doesn't know the name of the person, "I just asked a little bit, just said that the other party likes to eat... um, and also likes to buy things." Chi Lian selectively ignored the question of Xue Nu's "rival in love" I used words, thought for a while, and turned out the conversation in my impression.

"...Isn't this something that you can catch any girl at random?" Xue Nu resisted the urge to roll her eyes, and asked patiently for gossip, "If he asks you to give some advice, he will be more or less specific...?"

"Let me think about it." Chi Lian bit his lower lip and recalled——

"Well, sometimes I'm a bit stupid, I can't think clearly, and I like to eat everywhere. She is very popular, and many people like her... Well, she is quite independent, but I don't feel at ease if I don't look at her, I always All kinds of moths." Bai Feng seemed to make an expression that raised the corners of his lips, and seemed to touch his chin, "But overall, it's still very cute."

Snow Girl: =-=

After Chi Lian finished speaking in one breath, he let out a long sigh of relief, and stretched out his chopsticks to poke the chicken wings away: "Eat well, eat well, Baifeng has nothing to think about, it's better to actually eat."

"..." Mingming cared to death!Xue Nu kicked her feet under the table resentfully, "As the saying goes, you don't lose if you lose. Why did you surrender before you started fighting? It's not your style at all."

"Those who don't know think I'm the eldest sister."Chi Lian felt that the veins on the back of his hands were about to pop out from anger - he didn't have any thoughts on Bai Feng at first - well that's not the point!The question is, what kind of trouble is this kind of script that seems to be rushing to fight wits and bravery with other female votes to grab male votes!

"What's wrong with eldest sister, sister Yu is very popular." Xue Nu rushed to snatch the food in the bowl before Chi Lian with a look of hatred, "Love is to be brave and fight for it. And didn't you say, What Bai Feng said was only female friends, not girlfriends!"

"...Is it wrong for a boy to say such a thing?"

"Of course, this explanation is to let you not misunderstand!"

...There is no misunderstanding about this... Chi Lian ran around in his thoughts, and suddenly put down his chopsticks as if thinking of something: "Wait, you mean that he is afraid that I will misunderstand that he has a girlfriend...so the conclusion is to Either he likes me or he thinks I like him...?"

Xue Nu looked at her with an expression of "Oh, your IQ has suddenly gone online" and said, "Not bad, a child can be taught."

Teach a big head ghost.Chi Lian tapped his forehead with a headache.According to Bai Feng's personality, he didn't think he would like him horizontally or vertically, so that's why he thinks...

Fuck! Fuck!Chi Lian was overwhelmed by his own reasoning, and patted his face in a bewildered expression.

Bai Feng never expected that Chi Lian and Xue Nu had a heated discussion here, and even made up a script that was completely different from his own progress bar.

The world of women is too scary!Brain holes are even more terrifying!

(Chi Lian: ...Thank you for sleeping in the study for three months.

Bai Feng: ...No, this is what the author said.

Author: ...you two are enough. )

☆、【Quicksand 5】: What are you looking for, kid?

Long, long ago, there was a cool kid named Bai Feng who lived with his elder brother.One sunny day, Baifeng took the only wooden ax at home to go out to cut firewood, but with too much force, it fell into the river in a parabola with a "gudong".

Little Bai thought about it, and decided to fish for an ax from the river by his own means.

So, he got it.

——The end of the story.

River God: …… I agreed to appear on the stage?

Well, so the little boy Baifeng didn't find his axe. At this time, an old man appeared in the river.

Bai Feng: ...Who are you?

River God: I am omniscient and omnipotent, and I am in charge of it—hey, don't go, I'm only at the beginning of my lines!

Bai Feng: ...

River God: Kid, what are you looking for in the river?

Bai Feng: Didn't you say you know everything?

River God: ... pretend I didn't say it. (Dive into the water for a long time) Is this the silver ax you are looking for?

Bai Feng: (watching the show with arms crossed)

River God: ... (entering the water again) That must be the golden axe? !

Bai Feng rubbed his chin, turned around and left again—shouldn't waste time.

River God: ... Anyway, I am also a god, young people, please save face.

Bai Feng decided to ignore him, and the God of the River hurriedly called out: "I know! This wooden ax is yours!"

"Oh, it can't be used after soaking in water for too long."

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