[One Piece] Meat and Fried Chicken

"Hey, Sasha, do you think those people look familiar just now?" Lu Fei shook the big package on his back, and suddenly said this to Sansa.

...? ? ? ? ?

"No." Sansa spread her hands.How could those people look familiar just now? They are so ugly, they are definitely not people she would know, okay? As a face control, Sansa is still a little confident in recognizing people.

But to say they look familiar, it doesn't mean that they can't be a bit of a side. After all, those people are pretending to be their Straw Hat Pirates. Although they are not professional at all, how can her Nami-chan's waist be so thick and her breasts be so small?

"Really." Luckily, Luffy didn't ask further, "Sasha, take out the paper of life in my pocket, it will be more direction to follow the paper of life."

Sansa glanced at Luffy's red cardigan and cropped trousers, with a confused expression, "Where's the pocket?"

Then I got a speechless look from Luffy, "Of course it's in the pants seam."

...Sorry, she really didn't expect such pants to have pockets, please forgive her ignorance, Amen.

Sansa made the sign of the cross silently, then swallowed, and groped towards Luffy's trouser pocket as naturally as possible, but after groping around, she didn't find anything similar to the paper of life. Sansa was a little embarrassed When he was about to take out his hand, Luffy's hand followed.

E... Excuse me? ? ?

Sansa swallowed nervously again, cold sweat was about to break out, she could only feel Luffy's hand touching hers and fumbled around in her pocket, then grabbed her hand and went out together. Take it out of your pocket.

"How come you can't find a life paper?" Sansa obviously saw the word "stupid" written in Lu Fei's eyes, she couldn't help raising her eyebrows, yo, you are so talented .

Before Sansa could respond, Luffy took Sansa's hand and put it on his lips and kissed it, and said in a low voice with a light smile, "Go back and touch it for you."

What the hell? ? ? ? ?Sansa was stupefied, is Luffy possessed by something? ?

"Hahahahaha," seeing Sansa's expression like a fool, Luffy scratched his head and said, "This is from the comic book Hancock gave me before, and it's quite interesting, so I've been reading it. "

Um? ?Comic books given by Hancock? ?What kind of comic book has such a way to tease girls? ?Hancock, oh Hancock, you better hide your shoujo manga.

Sansa couldn't help rubbing her forehead.

Hmm... But, she still likes the shoujo manga.

Just as Sansa was about to say something, she saw Luffy pointing in front of her and said "Hey", and followed his gaze, as if it was "Sanji" (false) and "Zoro" (false).

Those two people seemed to have seen them too, panting heavily and ran towards Luffy and Sansa.

Fake Sanji grabbed Lu Fei's shoulders and said with a smile, "Brother, come and have a chat. If you come honestly with us, it will do you no harm." Then Fake Zoro followed closely, "Captain But if you lose your temper, you still don’t want to live for too long.” As he spoke, he put his arm on Luffy’s shoulder, “Why, are you too scared to speak?”

Sansa is squeezed in the middle and just wants to roll her eyes.Please, if you want to fake it, can you fake it professionally?Don't always feel that others are too scared to speak.

But why didn't she find someone who faked herself? To be honest, she was quite curious about what the fake "Bell Bell Sansa" would look like, especially her own hair. What kind of people would this group of people find to impersonate her, ah , so curious qwq!

Sansa felt that this group of people pretended to be so clumsy, as long as they had actually seen their Straw Hat Pirates, no one would believe it.

"Ah, you really are Sanji!" Luffy pointed at the fake Sanji, then turned his arm and pointed at the fake Zoro, "Well, you are Zoro!"

Sansa felt her face hurt a little.

Dad Luffy, may I kneel down for you! !Who is the little prince Sanji, the God of Cooking, with the boring messy hair? !How does this big belly look like Sauron? ?ah? ?Sauron's abs alone can kill him by ten blocks, okay? !okay! !

"Ah, it's been a long time hahaha!" Lu Fei scratched his head, "Are you all okay! Ah, do you mean everyone has arrived? Then hurry up, I kept you waiting for a long time!" Carrying his big package on his back, he dragged Sansa along and walked forward.

"No, I said Luffy, those two people don't look like Zoro and Sanji, do they?" Sansa was dragged by Luffy, thinking that maybe Luffy wanted to teach them a lesson, so she deliberately pretended wrong person.

"Huh? Why? I think it looks alike." Luffy turned his head to look at Sansa with some doubts.

"What a resemblance!!" Sansa couldn't help roaring.

"Ouch, keep your salsa down, my ears hurt from yelling," Lu Fei plucked his ears indifferently, "Maybe they have changed a lot in two years!"

"No, no, no, it's not a big change, is it a different person?!" Sansa lowered her voice after all, she leaned close to Luffy's ear and said, "Aren't you The nose is very good, the breath of the two of them is completely different from that of Zoro and Sanji, I didn't say Luffy, do you have other plans?"

Luffy felt that his ears were itchy, so he covered Sansa's mouth with his other hand and pushed her head back. Sansa was a little confused by Luffy's action, holding a little mischievous Mood licked the palm of Luffy's palm, and then Luffy's hand moved away immediately as if getting an electric shock. His eyes were fixed on Sansa for a while, and then he said in a low voice, "Itch."

Sansa's heartbeat stopped suddenly, and in the next second she slapped Luffy hard on the head, blushing and cursing, "You idiot!"

Luffy was a little confused by the beating, he glanced at Sansa in confusion, then rubbed his head, and said, "Well, anyway, let's follow the past first, in case it's not Zoro and Sanji, then It’s not too late to leave, so as not to really miss them.”

"Okay." Sansa was completely defeated by him.

……

Sansa and Luffy followed the two fakes to GR 46 in Chambord Islands, "A lot of people have gathered."

"Are you there? I really look forward to seeing everyone!" Lu Fei excitedly looked at a large group of people not far away, and didn't care that Sansa kept pinching his hand, "Well... it's been two years since we separated, You have really changed a lot, you have become more and more silent, and was the relationship between you two so good before?"

"Pfft." Sansa laughed uncontrollably for a moment when she heard this, and then immediately coughed as if to cover up, but she didn't continue to pinch Luffy.

"Well, it's been two years after all, and your appearance has changed a lot. Have you guys disguised yourself?" Sansa kept laughing while hiding behind Luffy. To distinguish between people, she always thought that Luffy relied on smell, such as the intuition of beasts, it makes me want to laugh hahhh

Luffy glanced suspiciously at Sansa, whose shoulders were trembling with a smile, "Hey Sasha, are you okay?"

Sansa hurriedly coughed a few times, "Ahem, it's okay. Luffy, the two of them have already moved forward. Let's follow."

"Okay, there are quite a lot of people ahead, hold on to me, and be careful." Lu Fei closed her cloak for Sansa, and then led Sansa to follow.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa! !Sure enough, shoujo manga is still useful!Well done Hancock!

When Sansa just came back to her senses, she found that they were brought to a high platform, looking around, there were all black pirates underneath, holding up their weapons and shouting something loudly.

Then Sansa saw the fake Luffy standing next to them, that is, the big guy before, and fired a shot into the sky, "Little ones, be quiet!"

The pirates below immediately became as quiet as a chicken.Tsk, Sansa rolled her eyes expressionlessly, Luffy's name is easy to use, you rubbish.

Seeing that the pirates below had stopped, the big guy continued: "One of the prisoners who fooled the captain, I found it so quickly!" Then he pointed at Lu Fei, "Let this man know how powerful he is!" , Let him experience the horror of this captain, and the punishment that will be imposed on this guy is also a warning to you, let you guys know what will happen to those who disobey me!!"

After the words fell, the pirates below cheered again.

Sansa remained expressionless throughout the whole process, her heart was calm and she even wanted to laugh a little, she just felt that this group of people was so stupid that she couldn't see it.

"What's going on with these guys, do you know them, Zoro, Sanji?" Luffy still thinks that those two people are the real Zoro and Sanji in this situation! !Sansa couldn't help pinching Luffy's hand again, but Luffy continued without feeling, "Actually just now..."

But his words were interrupted by the navy who rushed in suddenly.

"That's it! Pirates! Straw Hat Luffy and his men, let's capture them obediently!" The marines surrounded all the pirates gathered in GR 46 layer by layer, "This GR 46 All the entrances and exits have been blocked!"

The author has something to say: I checked the results of the spring exam just now, and I only have one feeling in my heart: fuck the math.

Ahhh what should I do with my math! ! 【beat the ground】

☆、Chapter 51