I'm struck by lightning and you may die

This is only known from the ancient history books that Tang Di later received the mission.

Thinking about it now, Tang Di's heart is really very complicated. He glanced at Wei Fang, who was obediently sitting aside and studying hard. His own strength is far behind the demon king who is thousands of miles away from others, and Ze Hong-jun, who was defeated only because of lack of physical strength, has become crooked. Now this guy only knows how to stick to his ass all day long, begging for praise The girl who begs to be touched is not a mentally handicapped child [not x]?

He really couldn't help but doubt again and again, could it be that Yuanshi Tianzun was unreliable and found the wrong person?

If the other three Lords of the Wilderness met the Young Lord of the Eastern Wasteland who is not at all domineering and sloppy, they would probably be so angry that they would have to beat Tang Di to death, and he would never enter reincarnation forever in order to relieve his anger a little bit. ?

Tang Di couldn't help shivering at the thought of this possibility.

It's really stressful!No one knows whether the demons will suddenly appear again as recorded in the history books and catch the human world and the fairy world by surprise.

Therefore, Tang Di must ensure that each remnant of "Jiuzhou Yinxianjue" must be obtained, and a complete exercise can be synthesized to help Wei Fang ascend to the immortal position as soon as possible as soon as possible, and return to the legendary Ze Hongjun Preside over the overall situation of the Eastern Wilderness.

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After waiting for another hour, the sun was shining brightly in the sky. Tang Di was afraid that the light would hurt his eyes, so he took out an umbrella and sat aside to block the light for him.

Tang Di waited impatiently. Yesterday Xiong Hongwu said that there might be buildings dozens of miles away, so he couldn't bear the torment of curiosity. He wanted to leave early to get there, even if it wasn't an important place. At least there is a place to shelter from the wind and rain, so I won't have to sleep in the wild again.

Wei Fang has already seen that this book can be memorized backwards, but he is not willing to change it. It is rare that Tang Di puts all his energy on him now, and he is not too tired to hold an umbrella for him. Wei Fang is happy It's going to be bubbly.

He was afraid that if he changed the book, he would wake Tang Di up, and then leave him alone to do his homework and do other things by himself.But Wei Fang was worried about whether Tang Di's hand would be sore or painful after holding it up for such a long time, what if he kept the same position for too long and couldn't lift his arm tomorrow!

So he is suffering in sweetness, tangled in pain, sweet in tangled...

If this kind of mental journey is known to outsiders to be incomplete, they should say: Damn mentally retarded!

After a while, Xiong Hongwu, who had been reduced to "killing a thousand knives" in Tang Di's heart, was finally willing to come back. This time he didn't pick up another bag of wild vegetables, only half of the bag was full of bitter hemp vegetables, but at least They were all picked correctly, Tang Di patted Xiong Hongwu's generous shoulder and said to him earnestly: "Big brother, you have worked hard!"

Xiong Hongwu, who was so hot and sweaty after running for a whole morning, finally felt relieved when he heard this.

It's really not easy!It's so hard to get something to eat...

Panting heavily, Xiong Hongwu sat down on the ground, lifted the hem of his clothes to wipe his sweat, fanned the wind with one hand, and supported his waist with the other.

Bowed down looking for food all morning, my old waist is almost broken!

Tang Di took the bag of vegetables to the side of the stream to clean up. Although the amount is not so much now, it is still enough for a meal to relieve hunger, but it is not enough to keep you full.

Xiong Hongwu said that he doesn't care if he is full, as long as he can eat something, it's negotiable!

If before this, when they still had rice noodles, Tang Di might have fried a vegetable dumpling for them.

But whether it's a moment or a moment, I have to make up for it first, and make a simple cold dish for a tooth sacrifice.

Bitter hemp vegetable is the only kind of thing. You can tell its taste just by looking at the name. It looks very inconspicuous. The overall shape is like a basal lotus leaf, but the leaves are narrow. Although it tastes bitter, it is not as crazy as coptis. , but not much better.

This food is really bitter. Tang Di was young and innocent. When he ate it for the first time, he was tricked by Liu Shi.That bastard Liu Yu said that this thing had nectary glands, and it was sweet to eat dry. The silly Tang Di still had a little blind worship for him at that time, so he stuffed it into his mouth without saying a word, and chewed it. Cheerful!

My goodness, Tang Di didn't want to relive his wonderful reaction at that time at all, he was about to vomit out the bitterness!

In order not to let these foodies repeat his mistakes, he cleaned up the vegetables and soaked them in water, then boiled them in a large pot of water, and when they were almost cooked They poured out the water, found a big jar and washed it, filled a lot of water, poured the blanched bitter hemp vegetables into it, then sealed the mouth and put the jar in the Qiankun bag and left it alone.

Xiong Hongwu, who was waiting anxiously to eat, was stunned when he saw Tang Di throwing the jar into the Qiankun bag and ignored it, so he approached Tang Di lightly, stretched out his thick fingers and gently poked Tang Di's chest side waist.

Tang Di heard his footsteps, but he didn't expect him to come.

Tang Di has itchy flesh all over his body, he is super sensitive, and there will be a huge reaction if he touches it lightly, especially afraid of being poked, cuckoo, and poked at him.

Xiong Hongwu poked him suddenly, his body shook uncontrollably, he was taken aback, turned his head to look at Xiong Hongwu fiercely and said, "What are you doing!"

Xiong Hongwu didn't expect such a big reaction from a light touch, and he was also taken aback. He couldn't react for a while, and said stammeringly: "I, I, I...I just want to ask Asking you... why don't you continue to do it? I'm still waiting to eat!"

Tang Di said unhappily: "This bitter hemp vegetable is too bitter. After blanching, you have to soak it in cold water for a while to soak out the bitterness before you can eat it!" : "Let me tell you, the next time you call me, you can either pat me with your hands, or open your mouth and call my name. I'm super ticklish. If you dare to poke me like that again, I'll blow your head out of shit!"

Xiong Hongwu's face was tangled again, and he said aggrievedly: "Got it...but how long do we have to wait before we can eat that stuff?"

Tang Di had no choice but to say, "I'll make it for you when we get to the building you mentioned yesterday!"

Xiong Hongwu couldn't be happy, "What if I got it wrong, or it's just a mirage or something?"

Tang Di raised his eyebrows, shrugged his shoulders and spread his arms, and said, "Then it depends on your performance or my mood~"

The baby bear who didn't eat anything expressed his displeasure, and he was about to throw a tantrum!

Tang Di saw that he was full of reluctance, so he simply took a bitter hemp vegetable that fell when it was boiled, and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

As soon as the food was eaten, Xiong Hongwu's face turned green.

Tang Di gloated and said, "How is it? Is it delicious?"

Xiong Hongwu spat the bitter hemp vegetables on the ground with two mouthfuls, his face was so wrinkled that he couldn't see his eyes, and he yelled, "Damn it, can this stuff really be eaten?"