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Chapter 63: Stepping into the Land
The three of them slept together the night before, and Tang Di held Wei Fang tightly in his arms and slept all night, for fear that he would accidentally bump into Xiong Hongwu and send him back to the west in his sleep.
After Xiong Hongwu got up, he folded the quilt that he had covered and put it away, leaving Wei Fang alone, still slumbered by him and refused to get up.I don't know if it's because it's colder in the cave, but Wei Fang covered his head under the quilt, and he didn't show his whole body outside the quilt.
Xiong Hongwu was afraid that he would hold back, so he helped him pull down the quilt, Wei Fang immediately frowned when he came into contact with the cold air, and subconsciously hid his head under the quilt, humming, his voice was so wronged, humming He went back to sleep, showing no signs of waking up.
Xiong Hongwu thought it was fun and wanted to continue teasing him, but the aroma of Tang Di's roasted sweet potatoes made his stomach growl non-stop, and the salivary glands in his mouth secreted liquid rapidly.
"What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and tidy up, this place will be ready soon, and I will leave one for Ah Fang later." Tang Di's voice was deliberately soft, which made Xiong Hongwu feel embarrassed to toss Wei Fang.
He hastily performed a purification technique on himself, took out the water bag and poured himself a couple of gulps, thinking he was brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth, hurriedly rushed to the side of the fire, and obediently squatted aside to wait for the feeding.
The three sweet potatoes were all about the same size. Tang Di found a roasted sweet potato that could only be pierced through with a chopstick and handed it to Xiong Hongwu.Xiong Hongwu took it over and carefully peeled off the outer layer of skin that was stained with ash and had been roasted black, revealing the fully wrapped flesh inside.
The golden-plated, tender meat is soft and hot, and the most mellow aroma hits the nostrils. Xiong Hongwu took a deep breath, and Tang Di got goosebumps all over his face, and he whispered disgustedly: "Your expression is terrible Really contrived."
Xiong Hongwu took a bite with his mouth wide open, hissed from being scalded, haha, with the sweet potato in his mouth, he said vaguely: "What do you know, baked sweet potato is a delicacy in the world, and it can be eaten by this kind of dog. It is a great happiness to eat a delicious roasted sweet potato anywhere!"
The corner of Tang Di's mouth twitched, he rolled his eyes and said, "Why didn't I see you love sweet potatoes so much before?"
Xiong Hongwu said while peeling the skin: "You are stupid, who wants to eat roasted sweet potatoes when there are delicious ones!"
Tang Di: "..."
In a short while, the two roasted sweet potatoes were eaten by the two. Xiong Hongwu hadn't eaten seriously these days, and the things he ate yesterday couldn't satisfy his hunger at all. Seeing his voracious energy, Tang Di took out again The two sweet potatoes were roasted by the fire, and the portion left for Wei Fang also entered Xiong Hongwu's stomach, so Tang Di had to roast another portion for him.
After Xiong Hongwu ate three roasted sweet potatoes as big as human faces in a row, he finally leaned aside and sucked his fingers in satisfaction. Tang Di took out a handful of melon seeds and gave him some, and asked him while chewing his teeth: "The Gong Ye you mentioned yesterday After being taken in by the emperor, can't you really marry a wife and have children and go to the pinnacle of life?"
Xiong Hongwu burped, and said slowly: "Ah...that's not..."
Tang Di: "Huh?"
Xiong Hongwu's expression was a bit indescribable, and after a while he was a little confused and said: "I suspect that this kid's brain was kicked by a donkey... I was sitting on that golden dragon chair at that time, and I clearly saw that the emperor's old son Zhang With big yellow teeth that are about to fall out, he said that he would give him a marriage, but this guy actually said that he has...has..."
Tang Di: "What?"
Xiong Hongwu glanced at Wei Fang, saw that he was sleeping soundly, swallowed his saliva and said in a low voice, "Longyang is good, and he has the habit of breaking sleeves!"
Half of Tang Di's face visibly twitched.
Woke up a long time ago but lay in bed and didn't remember Wei Fang who had been pretending to sleep: "..."
It seems that some incredible new door has been opened!
Tang Di said with difficulty: "Is the development of the plot so...exciting?"
Xiong Hongwu continued: "Well, the princess who was hiding in the side hall and eavesdropped was so angry that she ran away crying when she heard it. The old emperor didn't know what it meant when he heard it suddenly. Later, he was still the old man who served him all the year round. The eunuch came over and stuck it next to his ear to explain. Wow, let me tell you, that guy turned green after hearing it, and the ministers under him were blown up. I don’t understand this development very well. I think the princess looks pretty. She's pretty, unlike her father who looks like a sharp-mouthed monkey with skinny cheeks, a round face, big breasts and a big butt, she looks like a good-bred..."
Tang Di hastily interrupted the topic of his wandering eight hundred miles, and continued to ask: "How did the emperor deal with him later?"
"Then how can we deal with it? You can't dismiss him and kill him just because he is good at Longyang. The matter of marriage will be left alone! But I think it's really a big loss, the most obvious one is the court's At that time, the old emperor basically regarded him as air, and everyone around him avoided him like the plague. There was a big space around the place where he stood, tsk tsk tsk, he was so young, pitiful and helpless... .”
"However, it hasn't been long since he was excluded and ignored by others. I guess, it's probably because the bad old man finally figured out how to deal with him, and sent him to pick him up with the help of the vassal state's tribute. The envoy went. Then as you can guess, the envoy was robbed halfway, suffered heavy casualties, and lost most of the tribute, so he was demoted. It was originally said that he would be sent to the frontier army, but then an old man also I don't know how to feel at ease, it's not easy to say that this little general is not easy, although his hobbies are a bit different from ordinary people, but at least he has military merits, and he was robbed this time because he was outnumbered. It would be good to give him his original place of residence, there is no need to demote him too hard..."
"Really, I don't even know what to say. Which one is worse, sending him back to his hometown or demoting him to the frontier! Are you an idiot? Going to the frontier can win a battle or something, maybe you can make another one What can he do when he is sent back to his hometown? Be a government servant? Sigh... These literati have this kind of ability to open their eyes and talk nonsense to make people think they are mentally retarded. The confused emperor felt that the old man's suggestion was very good, so he agreed, and then the little general Gong went home..."
Xiong Hongwu spittled and talked for a long time, his mouth felt parched, he kicked Tang Di's shoes, and asked lazily: "Hey, is there any water? The roasted sweet potatoes just now are too dry for me. Thirsty."
Tang Di looked at the black marks on his shoe with indifference, took out a water bag from his Qiankun bag, and threw it straight at Xiong Hongwu's face.
"Damn it, Tang Zhijun! My nose! If it collapses, I'll beat you out of the shit!"
After Xiong Hongwu got up, he folded the quilt that he had covered and put it away, leaving Wei Fang alone, still slumbered by him and refused to get up.I don't know if it's because it's colder in the cave, but Wei Fang covered his head under the quilt, and he didn't show his whole body outside the quilt.
Xiong Hongwu was afraid that he would hold back, so he helped him pull down the quilt, Wei Fang immediately frowned when he came into contact with the cold air, and subconsciously hid his head under the quilt, humming, his voice was so wronged, humming He went back to sleep, showing no signs of waking up.
Xiong Hongwu thought it was fun and wanted to continue teasing him, but the aroma of Tang Di's roasted sweet potatoes made his stomach growl non-stop, and the salivary glands in his mouth secreted liquid rapidly.
"What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and tidy up, this place will be ready soon, and I will leave one for Ah Fang later." Tang Di's voice was deliberately soft, which made Xiong Hongwu feel embarrassed to toss Wei Fang.
He hastily performed a purification technique on himself, took out the water bag and poured himself a couple of gulps, thinking he was brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth, hurriedly rushed to the side of the fire, and obediently squatted aside to wait for the feeding.
The three sweet potatoes were all about the same size. Tang Di found a roasted sweet potato that could only be pierced through with a chopstick and handed it to Xiong Hongwu.Xiong Hongwu took it over and carefully peeled off the outer layer of skin that was stained with ash and had been roasted black, revealing the fully wrapped flesh inside.
The golden-plated, tender meat is soft and hot, and the most mellow aroma hits the nostrils. Xiong Hongwu took a deep breath, and Tang Di got goosebumps all over his face, and he whispered disgustedly: "Your expression is terrible Really contrived."
Xiong Hongwu took a bite with his mouth wide open, hissed from being scalded, haha, with the sweet potato in his mouth, he said vaguely: "What do you know, baked sweet potato is a delicacy in the world, and it can be eaten by this kind of dog. It is a great happiness to eat a delicious roasted sweet potato anywhere!"
The corner of Tang Di's mouth twitched, he rolled his eyes and said, "Why didn't I see you love sweet potatoes so much before?"
Xiong Hongwu said while peeling the skin: "You are stupid, who wants to eat roasted sweet potatoes when there are delicious ones!"
Tang Di: "..."
In a short while, the two roasted sweet potatoes were eaten by the two. Xiong Hongwu hadn't eaten seriously these days, and the things he ate yesterday couldn't satisfy his hunger at all. Seeing his voracious energy, Tang Di took out again The two sweet potatoes were roasted by the fire, and the portion left for Wei Fang also entered Xiong Hongwu's stomach, so Tang Di had to roast another portion for him.
After Xiong Hongwu ate three roasted sweet potatoes as big as human faces in a row, he finally leaned aside and sucked his fingers in satisfaction. Tang Di took out a handful of melon seeds and gave him some, and asked him while chewing his teeth: "The Gong Ye you mentioned yesterday After being taken in by the emperor, can't you really marry a wife and have children and go to the pinnacle of life?"
Xiong Hongwu burped, and said slowly: "Ah...that's not..."
Tang Di: "Huh?"
Xiong Hongwu's expression was a bit indescribable, and after a while he was a little confused and said: "I suspect that this kid's brain was kicked by a donkey... I was sitting on that golden dragon chair at that time, and I clearly saw that the emperor's old son Zhang With big yellow teeth that are about to fall out, he said that he would give him a marriage, but this guy actually said that he has...has..."
Tang Di: "What?"
Xiong Hongwu glanced at Wei Fang, saw that he was sleeping soundly, swallowed his saliva and said in a low voice, "Longyang is good, and he has the habit of breaking sleeves!"
Half of Tang Di's face visibly twitched.
Woke up a long time ago but lay in bed and didn't remember Wei Fang who had been pretending to sleep: "..."
It seems that some incredible new door has been opened!
Tang Di said with difficulty: "Is the development of the plot so...exciting?"
Xiong Hongwu continued: "Well, the princess who was hiding in the side hall and eavesdropped was so angry that she ran away crying when she heard it. The old emperor didn't know what it meant when he heard it suddenly. Later, he was still the old man who served him all the year round. The eunuch came over and stuck it next to his ear to explain. Wow, let me tell you, that guy turned green after hearing it, and the ministers under him were blown up. I don’t understand this development very well. I think the princess looks pretty. She's pretty, unlike her father who looks like a sharp-mouthed monkey with skinny cheeks, a round face, big breasts and a big butt, she looks like a good-bred..."
Tang Di hastily interrupted the topic of his wandering eight hundred miles, and continued to ask: "How did the emperor deal with him later?"
"Then how can we deal with it? You can't dismiss him and kill him just because he is good at Longyang. The matter of marriage will be left alone! But I think it's really a big loss, the most obvious one is the court's At that time, the old emperor basically regarded him as air, and everyone around him avoided him like the plague. There was a big space around the place where he stood, tsk tsk tsk, he was so young, pitiful and helpless... .”
"However, it hasn't been long since he was excluded and ignored by others. I guess, it's probably because the bad old man finally figured out how to deal with him, and sent him to pick him up with the help of the vassal state's tribute. The envoy went. Then as you can guess, the envoy was robbed halfway, suffered heavy casualties, and lost most of the tribute, so he was demoted. It was originally said that he would be sent to the frontier army, but then an old man also I don't know how to feel at ease, it's not easy to say that this little general is not easy, although his hobbies are a bit different from ordinary people, but at least he has military merits, and he was robbed this time because he was outnumbered. It would be good to give him his original place of residence, there is no need to demote him too hard..."
"Really, I don't even know what to say. Which one is worse, sending him back to his hometown or demoting him to the frontier! Are you an idiot? Going to the frontier can win a battle or something, maybe you can make another one What can he do when he is sent back to his hometown? Be a government servant? Sigh... These literati have this kind of ability to open their eyes and talk nonsense to make people think they are mentally retarded. The confused emperor felt that the old man's suggestion was very good, so he agreed, and then the little general Gong went home..."
Xiong Hongwu spittled and talked for a long time, his mouth felt parched, he kicked Tang Di's shoes, and asked lazily: "Hey, is there any water? The roasted sweet potatoes just now are too dry for me. Thirsty."
Tang Di looked at the black marks on his shoe with indifference, took out a water bag from his Qiankun bag, and threw it straight at Xiong Hongwu's face.
"Damn it, Tang Zhijun! My nose! If it collapses, I'll beat you out of the shit!"
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