I'm struck by lightning and you may die

It is rumored that there is a large swamp in the land of sunrise in mainland Kyushu, and there is an isolated island three hundred miles west of the swamp. There is a fairy mountain on the isolated island, named Jixi Mountain, where various spirit beasts and fairy grasses are scattered all over the archipelago, and the scenery is four seasons. It is extremely beautiful, the mountains are shrouded in clouds and mists, and there are often immortals.

Tang Di was gnawing melon seeds and beating his teeth, looking drowsy, while Liu Po ​​on the opposite side was very interested, listening to the storyteller downstairs spitting nonsense.

Liu Bing poured some tea into his cup, and didn't dislike the taste of the tea, and said to Tang Di with great interest, "Brother Ji Bing, have you ever seen the spirit beast that the storyteller mentioned?"

Tang Di looked sleepy, lying on the table and said sullenly: "No."

Liu's interest remained undiminished, a very bright smile appeared on his handsome face, and his handsome appearance attracted the ears of the two girls sitting at the tea table next to him. He played with the fan in his hand and said: "Then have you ever seen fairy grass and elixir?"

The storyteller downstairs was talking about how the immortals in the mountain fought bloody battles with an army of [-] demon soldiers, and successfully captured the head of the demon leader among all demons, just like a replica of the monkey king making havoc in heaven.Tang Di felt that it was getting more and more nonsense, so he simply stopped listening, rolled his eyes and said to Liu Chen, "No way!"

"Then have you ever seen the fairy in that mountain?"

"Liu Qushui, are you mentally retarded?!"

Tang Di lived on Jixi Mountain for 500 years, transformed into a human form for [-] years, and traveled every inch of Donghuang Daze. He never knew where there were spirit beasts and fairy grasses on the bare head of Jixi Mountain.There are actually two old tree spirits, namely him and the willow ash with a silly smile on his face.

Immortal cultivators in the interior of Kyushu are divided into martial cultivators and god cultivators. Martial cultivators enter the Tao with martial arts, and god cultivators enter the Tao with the soul.Legend has it that the first ascension person in this world is a soul and martial artist who holds the zither as a martial arts. Therefore, the cultivation level of the immortal cultivator is the name of the Guqin music. Both are divided into nine levels, and every three levels are divided into another realm. .The first realm is called the Qingxin Realm, and the first to third floors are respectively named Xiji Layer, Jiuyin Layer, and Baina Layer; the second world is called Chaos Material Realm, and the fourth to sixth floors are divided into: the main health-preserving layer, the Yulinglong layer, Immortal friend layer; the third realm is called Jiuxiao Peihuan Realm, and the seventh to ninth layers are respectively: the layer of Qingxiao Heming, the layer of Bitian Phoenix blowing, and the layer of Canglong Xiaoyue.There are nine levels in each level, a total of ninety-nine and 81 levels, and after 81, you can ascend into the fairyland as a feather!

However, how difficult it is to ascend to immortality in 81 Dzogchen. After the second level, there are ups and downs at the first level, and a catastrophe at the first level. Tang Di has only heard of three people being able to ascend to the ascension by sitting in the form of more than [-] years. One in a million!

A few days ago, Liu Wei had just broken through to the level of immortal friends, and he was very happy, so he dragged him to the mainland of Kyushu to play wildly. On the contrary, Tang Di had been lacking in interest because his realm had been stagnant, and Liu Wei didn't dislike him with a sour look on his face. , After a month, everyone has gained weight.

Liu Bing's talent is superb, and he has both martial arts and martial arts. After three years of stagnation at the ninth level of Yulinglong, he got a chance in his dream.

Tang Di stood up, patted the melon seeds on the hem of his clothes, and said angrily, "Okay, okay, have you spent all your old money after shopping for a month? Counting the days, it's almost time to recruit disciples." It's time, pack up and go back to Jixi Mountain to recruit people."

A long time ago, not too long ago, in fact, it was only 80 or [-] years. Liu Shi, who was used to living a life of luxury and money, was suddenly sublimated in his dream, and got up and shook Tang Di's newly sprouted branches. One night, Tang Di, who had changed back to his original form and wanted to loosen his muscles and bones, was so frightened that his leaves almost fell off. Tang Di, who almost became bald, chased Liu Shi and beat him for half a month. It was built on the side of Zhixi Mountain.

Of course, the first students were all abducted by Liu Wei who went to the mainland of Kyushu and worked tirelessly one by one. When the first batch of disciples first arrived here, they thought they had entered an MLM den by mistake, and they made a serious fuss, forcing Liu Wei I had to pinch the spell with great difficulty to bluff people.

For a spirit like Tang Di Liuzhu who absorbs the aura of heaven and earth to repay the Dao, a hundred years is like a passing time, coming and going in a hurry, and witnessing the change of years in Zhixi Mountain, except for batches of old students who exchanged for new ones. Except for the constantly refurbished school, and the well-known Jianxi Academy that has changed from a small private school, nothing else seems to have changed.

The two of them had just arrived at the mountain gate, when Feng Ling, the eldest disciple from the previous class, ran over sweating profusely and almost bumped into Tang Di. "Mr. Tang...Mr....No...It's not good...Your garden..." Feng Ling was gasping for breath, speaking intermittently, rolling her eyes.Tang Di felt ominous when he saw that he was in such a hurry, he flicked his sleeves towards Feng Ling, and Feng Ling took the breath smoothly.

"Mr. Tang, your garden is flooded! The Burning Fire Glazed Pill that Mr. Liu made earlier exploded in the furnace, and the disciples only protected Mr. Liu's pill room. I didn't expect that pill to have a spirituality and rush out of the pill. Fang flew around with Danhuo, and the disciples were incompetent and failed to protect your garden..." Tang Di watched Feng Ling's mouth open and close, with a dazed expression, as if he didn't hear what Feng Ling said .

Seeing that his expression was not right, Liu Wei felt very guilty, and was about to sneak away quietly.

"Liu———" Tang Di's eyes were sinister, and Feng Ling trembled in fright, "Can I tell you something about my mother's criticism?"

Liu's sneaking steps stopped immediately, and he slowly turned around to look at the baby face who was gnashing his teeth and wanted to eat him alive, and pulled out a flattering smile: "Talk, talk, you always talk casually. "

The fire brought out by the willow ash alchemy frying furnace is not ordinary fire. This fire looks lukewarm from the outside, and when it is not in such an extreme situation as the frying furnace, it will honestly squat under the alchemy furnace and extinguish itself after the alchemy is over. , but once the furnace is fried, it will be very difficult to do. Burn whatever you see, and you have to turn everything into fly ash before you can stop.If you want to extinguish this fire, you have to use the Xuanbing Yulu from all over the world to extinguish it.

Tang Di's garden is not an ordinary garden, it should be regarded as his teaching base.Every plant and tree in it is a treasure he transplanted from various places, and even a new variety he participated in cultivating. Just like this, it was destroyed by fire. Tang Di wanted to destroy this 2000-year-old water song tree. Liu Jinghuo has the heart to peel off the skin!

Liu Wei coaxed Tang Di carefully for nearly half a month, and then repaired his own garden and gave it to Tang Di as an apology. The Wannian red coral that Tang Di had been thinking about for a long time reluctantly parted with it as an apology, so it calmed people down with good words.

In the next few years, Tang Di never stepped into his garden that was burned beyond recognition. Naturally, he didn't know that there was still an apricot tree that was not burned up for some reason, and the blackened body was still there. Standing tall in the corner of the yard.

It wasn't until one day that he led his newly recruited disciples, the freshmen nicknamed "little radish heads" by Liu Bei, to a botany practice class, that he discovered that there was still a tree left in the garden, and a tree was tightly wrapped around it. Southern snake vine.

Tang Di was surprised that there was still a tree that hadn't turned into fly ash, and felt that the garden was full of weeds except for one southern snake vine, which made it a bit lonely, so he moved the southern snake vine to his In the courtyard of his house, he thought of decorating his bare gateposts.

And then...his yard was hacked.

After reminiscing, Tang Di didn't have a good face to show Liu Bei when he remembered the past, but he still agreed. Anyway, it's useless for him to keep the garden, and he didn't bother to take care of it, so he suddenly came here this year and planted a little interest. The flowers and plants just sprouted for a short time, so they are not of much use. "I can give it to you, but I planted some flowers and plants before. After you place these sprouts, the garden will belong to you."

Leaving the garden in disrepair is also a waste of existing resources, which is not in line with their usual style of doing things.

"It's done, thank you. I'll buy you dried yellow peaches for another three months." I was happy that my wish was fulfilled, and Liu Chen was very generous.

Lei's potential gradually weakened, seeing the last moment, Tang Di pushed away the willow tree that was leaning on him, stood up and wanted to go to Wei Fang's side.This thunderstorm can be regarded as a real thunderbolt from the blue. There is no thundercloud in the sky, and the sky is blue and clear.Liu Bei was not sure which was the last one, so he stopped Tang Di and told him to wait a little longer.

After waiting for a while, after confirming that there would be no risk of being struck by lightning again, Tang Di carefully walked to the center of the scorched-earth courtyard with a feeling so complicated that he couldn't express it.

Wei Fang turned into a baby boy, rolled all over in mud and smiled heartlessly. Tang Di took a look to confirm the sex of the little vine, and began to worry about how to save Wei Fang's wife.Wei Fang, who has really turned into a human form, is really a very delicate-looking little doll, white, tender, and soft, with two big wet eyes reflecting an innocent and pure demeanor, instantly poking Tang Di's cute spot, Little heart flutters so badly!

Tang Di took off his outer robe, wrapped Wei Fang up and hugged him. Tang Di, who was holding such a small child for the first time, seemed a little at a loss.Seeing his stiff limbs, Liu Wei wished he could become a wooden man, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Relax, don't be so nervous, you hold his back and buttocks with your right hand, and hold his neck with your left hand. Oops ...Just be natural, you see, I didn't have any experience when I brought you up, and you have grown up to this size!"

Tang Di frantically adjusted his posture according to what Liu Bei said. He was so nervous that he was too lazy to reply, but he thought in his heart: Fart, when I transformed into a boy of seven or eight years old, of course you don't need to be nervous.

By the time Wei Fang finishes bathing and settles down, it will be mid-summer.Seeing that she finally looked almost like Tang Di, Liu Ai and the others, Xiaowa was so excited that she kept barking her teeth and waving her claws, refusing to be honest.Liu Bei searched for a long time in his bedroom, and found a tattered hydrangea, the exposed cotton was moldy.The willow ash thing was taken out and thrown into the water to be washed, and then he sewed the little hydrangea clumsily with a needle and thread, and gave it to Wei Fang to play with.

The little meatball finally grew hands, and it feels good to hold anything, and won't let go of it, laughing and drooling a lot, rubbing it on the hydrangea ball.

Liu Wei looked at Wei Fang's stupid look, and felt that his father's love, which had been silent for many years, suddenly sprouted.He looked left and right, but he didn't see that he had the temperament of the eldest son of Lord Shaoyong. It's true that he can be kidnapped at any time if he is stupid.

The days are passing by quickly, and it is about to go to the summer vacation, and there is a restless atmosphere of "I am about to go on vacation and I will finally go home" everywhere on Jixi Mountain. People are uneasy in class, and the quality of teaching is extremely poor. Tang Di was always harassed by the little sticky Bao Weifang, and he was so angry that he caught a student's mistake and tried to make an example of them, and severely scolded these little kids. After scolding, he immediately recovered Refreshing.

After venting his anger, he announced the exam arrangement very cruelly, and frantically left a lot of homework for the holidays, and asked the parents to sign!

The school was full of mourning, and because Tang Digang was angry and did not dare to protest, every little carrot head was aggrieved and wanted to cry.Tang Di pretended he didn't see anything, and walked away on his own with his chest up, really willful!

The summer break at Zhixi Mountain is as long as three months, but the winter break is only ten days. There is a holiday on the 27th of the twelfth lunar month, and classes start on the seventh day of the first month.Tang Di planned to take advantage of this summer break to take Wei Fang to the interior of Kyushu to search for exercises, and find some gentlemen along the way.Tang Di is a person who keeps up with the changes of the times. Now the times call for him to expand his enrollment, but the number of teachers on the mountain is obviously not enough, so he recorded the recruitment of teachers in his planner during the summer break.

Tang Di felt that his heart was broken for the harmonious and stable rapid development of Kyushu.

The days before the departure were busy and fulfilling. He sent off the last student in front of the teleportation formation with a halo that pierced into the clouds; he also wrote a semester summary on the report cards of all the students, and wrapped these report cards separately. I was going to take it to the courier in the inland city of Kyushu to send it; after finishing these things, I went to prepare the things he and Wei Fang needed when they went to Kyushu, and packed a whole room.In the end, Tang Di felt that the Qiankun bag couldn't hold so many things, so he ran to Liu Shi and begged for nothing to borrow a few old branches that he had shed in previous years, and stuffed all the things into the branches.