I'm struck by lightning and you may die

In the end, it was Wei Fang who surrendered himself. He groaned and jumped out of nowhere. Before Tang Di could reprimand it, it rubbed against Tang Di's leg for a while, and the sound was pitiful. Xi's.At first, Tang Di thought it was pretending to be pitiful because it was afraid of being scolded, but when it heard the sound was wrong, a little flame started rubbing on its fingertips, and with the help of the weak light, it was only then that the meat next to it was scalded and a large blister formed. .

Tang Di quickly hugged it into his arms, complaining: "Why are you still running around at night, didn't you tell you not to come here?" But his hands gently comforted Wei Fang who was injured and hurting , I thought it was very sad, it kept drilling into Tang Di's arms.Tang Di sighed, carried it and flew down the mountain.

Liu Bei lit a lamp at the door and waited. When he saw the two of them coming back, he rushed up to greet them.

The scald was a bit obvious, and it could be seen clearly with the weak light, and Liu Chen had a worried expression on his face: "Hey, what happened, such a big area was scalded?"

"It's okay, I probably jumped into the red pool by accident." Tang Di fetched a basin of water and stirred it with his hand. When he felt that the water temperature was freezing cold, he found a clean handkerchief and threw it into it. "Please keep giving me some of your precious and deadly snow lotus muscle-enhancing powder."

Liu Bei was delighted when he heard it, "Success, just wait, I'll go get it."

It was almost time when the tossing was over, and the children were more lethargic. Tang Di was extremely gentle when bandaging, and there was no pain. Wei Fang was bored waiting and fell asleep directly.

The Red Pond is extremely rich in water and fire elements, non-fire-type people will be scalded when they touch the water, and they have to use ice water for two hours without stopping to keep the scars.

Tang Di also wondered how Wei Fang got past the restriction he set up.

"When he wakes up tomorrow, you can set up a few more restrictions to let him drill through it, and see if it is a natural skill or if he stepped on a mine by mistake." Liu Chuan sat on the chair and leaned back, his voice lazily .

Tang Di didn't tell Wei Fang about the drilling ban, he and Liu Wei set up seven or eight layers of different bans at the door of its bedroom and went to class.When the get out of class was about to end, Liu Wei unexpectedly found that Wei Fang had wandered around his alchemy room.

So Tang Di began to worry about which state's nursery security measures are better and can trap Wei Fang.

Wei Fang's practice has always been Tang Di's big worry, he wondered what to do if he couldn't eat or sleep all day long.I don’t know if it’s because he’s been nagging about it all day and it’s finally reached the heavens. When Tang Di started talking to himself about it again before enshrining the incense table of Yuanshi Tianzun, he sighed for a long time. Finally, he annoyed the old man, and beat Tang Di out with a prick.

When Tang Di woke up again, there was nothingness around him. Looking at the gray wasteland, he felt a little dazed.

He carefully recalled the years when he was not yet in human form, and felt that he had done nothing wrong, but instead had been obliged to purify the air and absorbed a lot of harmful gases, which should be considered a merit.He also thought carefully about the time after he transformed into a human form. He worked hard to plant forests, paid taxes according to the law, fulfilled the obligations and responsibilities of Kyushu citizens, and recruited apprentices to preach and teach, and made a lot of contributions to a harmonious society. Shengxian can also get a good treatment when he arrives in the Reincarnation Division.

After he finished thinking, he bit his finger.

It still hurts.

Then he was even more at a loss.

Then where is he?

A white-haired old man cheerfully looked at the little tree spirit in a dark place with a dazed look on his face, wondering when he would find out that there was another person here.

After a stick of incense, the little dryad was in a daze.

Two sticks of incense, still in a daze.

After half an hour...he was not in a daze anymore, but he sat cross-legged on the ground and ate melon seeds!

The old man was not very happy. He cleared his throat and gave a fake cough.

"Who is here to disturb people's dreams?"

The vast and majestic male voice suddenly sounded in this space, Tang Di was startled, stood up and bowed deeply to the void, and said, "Junior Tang Di entered this small world by accident and disturbed the seniors." Cleanliness is indeed the fault of this junior, and this junior expresses his apologies, but if there is any confusion, I still ask seniors to give me some pointers."

"Oh? I'm confused, but it's okay to say." The white-haired old man sat lazily on the void, seeing the serious appearance of the little tree spirit, and found it very amusing, so he put the business aside, trying to tease him. tease.

"Dare to ask senior, where is this place?" Tang Di didn't let go of his hands, with a serious face, for fear of being rude to this senior who has not yet shown up.

"This is the small world I created. You can call it 'Wufang' for now. I want to ask you, how did you get into my Wufang?"

Hearing the voice, Tang Di couldn't grasp the senior's emotions, he replied honestly: "I don't know how this junior came here, this junior was just cleaning up the dust before Yuanshi Tianzun's offering, and suddenly felt dizzy, and woke up again. Since I came here, I have been in the small world of seniors, and I have offended you so much, please forgive me, seniors."

Seeing that he was so bored, the white-haired old man stopped teasing him, and appeared neatly, landing in front of him.Tang Di was unprepared, and an old man with kind eyebrows and kind eyes appeared in front of him. He was dressed in a Taoist robe and had an extraordinary aura.Tang Di paused, and hurriedly saluted again.

The old man thought he was red-taped and flicked his hands, "You young man, why do you like to salute so much, your arms don't hurt and your waist doesn't hurt? Give me some of your melon seeds, and I'll save the rest."

When Tang Di heard the words, he didn't know what to say.Isn't respecting the old and loving the young a traditional virtue of Kyushu mainland?Without thinking too much, he took out all the melon seeds that had been sorted in the Qiankun bag.The two fell in love with each other.

The old and the young were silent and buried their heads in eating melon seeds, eating up all the stock that Tang Di took out in one go, and the melon seeds were floating everywhere.

"Hey, I haven't eaten melon seeds for so many years, now there are so many new flavors of melon seeds?" The old man licked his lips with a full face after eating.After eating so much, he might be a little thirsty, so he flipped his hand, and two cups of steaming tea appeared out of thin air, and he shared a cup with Tang Di.Tang Di took a sip, and felt the fragrance of the tea was clear and pleasant. He felt his spirits shake, as if his cultivation base had improved slightly. "You were indeed pulled into this world by me. I was also practicing here. I didn't pay much attention to the outside world, and let this world float at will. No way can float from Kunlun Yuqing to your Jixi Mountain. It just so happens that you Enshrining me, it can be considered that you and I have some fate. You talk about it in front of me every day, and it makes me really upset, so I pulled you in to teach you a thing or two, and make me clean."

Tang Di first thought, why don't you take this world away if you think I'm annoying?But he thought about it for a while, and didn't ask, he was afraid that if he asked, he would annoy the old man in front of him, wouldn't it be a bad thing to kill him here?Then he was stunned for a moment, and stammered: "Senior...Senior is...Yuqing Zixu..."

"Why, don't you believe me?" the white-haired old man raised his eyebrows.

"Believe me, believe me! Did Tianzun hear the disciple's confusion and come here to enlighten him?" Tang Di was ecstatic. He stood up, and before he could give his hand, the white-haired old man threw his sleeves on the ground.

The white-haired old man said impatiently: "Oh, don't engage in those hypocrisy, I'm bothered. I'll take Wufang back to Yuqingjing after finishing your matter, so as not to be quarreled with you every day."

Tang Di was taken aback by him, and said yes hesitantly.

"The little southern snake vine that you made into the new form of Xishan Mountain is a vine with a lot of history. He was originally the eldest son of the Eastern Wilderness Emperor Shaoyong who was in charge of the Eastern Wilderness, but he was killed in the second battle between immortals and demons. The demon king Ziyi conspired to be seriously injured and fell, Shaoyong only kept his spirit alive and sent him to the Department of Reincarnation to nourish his soul. The seven thunderstorms you suffered a few days ago were the way of heaven to reshape his spirit And the thunder that fell." Yuanshi Tianzun said it easily, like telling a story, but Tang Di couldn't tell because he was suffering in his heart.

He thought to himself, no wonder those few thunder calamities wished to split the entire Jixi Mountain, it was because of those unlucky old locust trees, they became unjust ghosts.

"The seven old locust trees that died in vain in your yard have received great blessings. They will practice very smoothly after re-entering reincarnation. If there are no major accidents, it will not be difficult to be included in the immortal class. You are also a very blessed person , as long as you raise that little southern snake vine well, the merits from the gods should make you a god." The old man stroked his beard and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry too much about his cultivation, I can do it for you. You point to a clear path. Have you ever heard of "Jiuzhou Yinxian Jue"?"

"Reporting to seniors, this junior has certainly heard of it. The "Jiuzhou Yinxian Jue" is the exercise practiced by His Royal Highness Ming Ge, the Lord of the Zhan Palace, before he ascended to the God. Was it stolen and lost? You mean..." Tang Di pondered for a while, then widened his eyes again.According to what the old man meant, he wanted him to find the lost exercise?

"You are right. What you need to do after you go out is to help the little southern snake vine find this exercise and practice it until it returns to the fairy gate. I will give you something to help you find this "Jiuzhou Yinxian" "Spells", this exercise is scattered in the secrets of the Kyushu mainland, you can follow the guide to find it. Well, you have been staying with me for a long time, so I will send you out." Yuanshi Tianzun somehow, Suddenly his face changed, and before he could speak, Tang Di fainted when his eyes darkened.

After Tang Di woke up, he kept touching this piece of jade for a long time and couldn't regain his senses. He was a little dazed by the heavy hammers, tossing and turning.Not only was he not happy about his almost certain ascension, but he was so dazed that he couldn't breathe.Everything seems unreal, it sounds like a bloody plot in a drama.He, like the seven unlucky old locust trees, is like the cannon fodder that must be sacrificed in every storybook to promote the plot. No one cares whether they think about what will happen in the next life, or whether they want to be greeted by the simple The joy of a new life is mixed with other impurities, even if it is the so-called icing on the cake.He felt a kind of inexplicable grief and anger, feeling that his life was disturbed by others when it was so wonderful, and he was told that it was all your chance, it was all your blessing, you had to accept it, it would be your hypocrisy if you didn’t accept it.

The only thing to be happy about is that the problem of Wei Fang's practice is hoped to be solved, although the way to solve it sounds nonsense.

Tang Di suspected that what he experienced before was a dream, but if everything he experienced before was a dream, then where did the jade ring in his hand come from?If it wasn't a dream, why would Yuanshi Tianzun be willing to spend half a day with melon seeds but refused to give him time to ask questions?He still has a lot of questions to ask.

Why is this practice book lost?

Why did he have to bring Wei Fang to collect it even though he could find it?

Why does one exercise turn into nine fragments?

Even the simplest, is that person Yuanshi Tianzun?

Tang Di was engrossed in his thoughts, and his fingers unconsciously rubbed the always warm jade ring.The appearance of this jade ring is a swallow with wings fluttering to fly, with intricate and mysterious patterns carved on it, at first glance it looks like a flying swallow covered with scales.

Liu Bei sat by his bed and looked at him in a daze, leaned forward and waved the fan in front of his eyes, but did not respond.

Shake it again.Still no response.

Liu Wei couldn't help knocking Tang Di, and seeing Tang Di come back to his senses, he asked solemnly: "What's wrong with you? You fainted for three days before the incense table, and after waking up, you held this broken piece of paper." The stone has been in a daze. What happened? Where did this broken stone come from?"

Tang Di opened his mouth, and suddenly he didn't know where to start. Obviously the old man didn't say a few words to him at all. Willow said this.

He stared at the vividly carved thin bamboos on the bedpost, took a breath, and said slowly: "Wei Fang's skills have been found."

Liu Bei looked sideways, surprised, "Huh?"