I'm struck by lightning and you may die

It was like playing house and fighting for a long time, Xiong Hongwu became impatient, "Hey, how long do we have to fight? It's almost half an hour."

Tang Di frowned, and said with a bitter face, "I never thought about how to get out!"

Xiong Hongwu was speechless, brother, why don't you just turn around and go fight the sea beasts!

"I thought that if you don't retreat well, if you kill fiercely again, I'm afraid it won't work if you do it again."

...then you are going to keep playing?

"Why don't I pretend to be physically weak and be beaten up by you? That seems too stupid..."

...After the war is over, you can go and set up a stage to act in a play. Boy, it's definitely a hit!

Tang Di's mind is always showing off at critical moments. Liu Wei has been with him for so many years and he still can't stand it. Xiong Hongwu hasn't seen him before. The whole person is not very good. I feel that the character design is a bit broken, and I subconsciously feel that I can't accept it. …

Fortunately, the ensuing circumstances saved his mind from being sent to outer space.

A signal flare screamed into the sky and exploded in mid-air.

As soon as he heard the sound of the signal flare, Tang Di drew back his whip in an instant, let go of his feet and flew back quickly.

Xiong Hongwu was at a loss. On the day of the arrangement, he felt sleepy at noon, and he was half-heard in a daze. It is estimated that this link is where he didn't listen. "Hey, what are you doing!"

Tang Di heard the shout, looked back and saw that he hadn't followed, and immediately became anxious: "Come back quickly!"

As soon as the signal flare exploded, a good show kicked off immediately.Rows of black-painted cannons pushed up from the bank at some point, and Yan Feiluan gave an order, and the shells shot out of the cannon chambers like lightning, but instead of falling into the sea, they exploded in mid-air.

The sea beasts ran away in fright when they heard the sound of the cannon, but before they got into the sea, they found that the shell hadn't blown into the water at all.The brave ones didn't run away at all, and stared blankly at the powder falling down after the shell exploded.

When the powder was about to fall into the sea, the sea beasts exposed to the water began to sneeze violently, and then felt the burning pain in the internal organs of the body, and countless sea beasts howled and rolled. The sea under the water was disturbed and muddy.

The artillery continued to fire, and countless powders fell into the water surface and were stirred into the sea by the churning sea beasts, and those that hadn't exposed their heads were also seeded, and the whole sea was suddenly very lively.

Xiong Hongwu and Tang Di stood together and stared dumbfounded: "Hey, what are you doing..."

Tang Di raised his eyebrows, Xiong Hongwu had a laugh, and said naively: "Didn't I just finish eating at that time, was I too sleepy, maybe I didn't hear it when I got confused."

Tang Di wiped the thin sweat from the fight on his forehead, and said lightly: "It's nothing, it's just my exclusive formula, a little trick can't poison the sea beasts, at most, you can play them."

The sea beasts that were recruited in the first place came up with the strength of the medicine, and gradually couldn't toss, floating on the water like corpses.

Xiong Hongwu said: "Those powders are strong poisons? Then they must kill all other creatures in a large sea area!"

Tang Di said: "It's not poison, it's just special chili powder and Huajin powder prepared according to the prescription my friend gave me. If there is no antidote, the effect of the medicine can last for three days."

"Hujinsan? You can also get this thing? Doesn't it mean that the after-effects and side effects are quite serious. After being recruited, you are basically a living dead. It is a necessary medicine for gangsters to rob houses. Your friend is a bit interesting."

Tang Di shrugged, "He just likes to tinker with unscrupulous things. Once when he went to Yongzhou to collect folk songs, he almost got tricked. In a fit of anger, he bought the store and found a lot of unrefined things to take back for research. This is an improved model, the sequelae are big but not irreversible, and the side effects are nothing."

Thinking of those things that Liu Bei made, Tang Di became angry, if he hadn't poked around these crap things, his precious garden wouldn't have been burned!

Xiong Hongwu understood, "Your friend is very talented, can you ask him to help me research fish food recipes? I always feel that my fish food is not particularly easy to use. Don't worry, if the research is good, I will take it. This recipe is put into production, and I will share the money with him fifty-fifty, which can be regarded as a great deed he has done for the aquaculture industry in the interior of Kyushu!"

This topic went too far, Tang Di said that he didn't really want to answer it.

Xiong Hongwu said again: "But why do you suddenly want to use this trick? If you can't kill them, isn't it a waste of time?"

Tang Di said lightly: "Who says it can't be killed?"

Xiong Hongwu: "Huh?"

Tang Di: "If you don't have the combat power, don't you just kill yourself as you want? If you are not afraid that you will kill too much and you will be killed, the devil will not bother."

In fact, this statement is right or wrong, doing such a trick is indeed to prevent catastrophe, but more importantly, it is easier and less labor-saving for Wei Fang to fight.Without the fighting power of minions, no matter how high the IQ of the last commander is, he will not be able to cause too much trouble.It's just that you can't say that to Xiong Hongwu.

Xiong Hongwu was so moved that he took Tang Di's hand and said excitedly: "Thank you so much, big brother, you told your friend that the money was divided between the two of us for [-]-[-]% and I [-]% for the other. It's righteousness!"

? ? ?What does my righteousness have to do with Liu Bei? ?Why didn't the two fees be given to me? What does it have to do with Liu Bei? ? ?He couldn't kill the sea beast to kill himself, right?

Tang Di's feeling of being full of shit is hard to express, so he had to hold back in a daze. After all, he still has to maintain his integrity and arrogance, and not go with the world.

With a very bitter heart and a cold look on his face, he felt that he was really cool!

The Tang's luxury set meal that they planned to increase the amount without price increase was not over yet, and there was another deafening cannon fire. nasal odor.

Xiong Hongwu wrinkled his nose and said with disgust, "What is it this time?"

Tang Di calmly said: "Tung oil. Let's cook a pot of spicy seafood soup."

...Xiong Hongwu hiccupped silently.Are all literati nowadays so insane?

The oil is also available, the ingredients are ready-made, the seasoning has already been put into the pot, and now it is almost on fire.Seeing that the sea surface was already packed tightly by the recruited sea beasts, Tang Di smacked his lips, feeling that the timing was about right, and was about to remind Yan Feiluan when he saw countless flaming arrows shooting at On the surface of the sea, the tung oil in the sea caught fire with sparks, and spread into a sea of ​​flames with lightning speed.

In the official history of later generations, this battle will be regarded as the great victory of Bowanhai, but it is often called the spicy seafood pot. Countless masters have to mention this historical event when they teach their students. The first battle was the origin of hot pot, a food that became popular throughout the Kyushu mainland. [not x]

Tang Di directly blocked his sense of hearing. The heart-piercing screams really made him unbearable to listen to, but his sense of smell was not blocked. The air was filled with a strong smell of meat, and his inner appetite was aroused. He and Wei Fang relieved their hunger.

"Damn it, this taste is really strong! I'm hungry again, I want to eat fish!" Xiong Hongwu's greedy face almost made him fall to the ground.

The loser is miserable, the winner is cheering and celebrating, but the ultimate leader who guards the gate has not yet appeared, Tang Di still dare not take it lightly.