I'm struck by lightning and you may die

The battle lasted for a long time, and there were loud cheers and laughter outside the tent at the end of the moon.

The chicken soup that Tang Di squeezed out of his brain was not bad, at least Wei Fang's smile never faded after he finished half a bag of dried fruit.Tang Di, who felt that his brain was hurt, felt that he had to sleep well to make up for it, so he took Wei Fang to lie on the bed and sleep with his head covered all afternoon, and finally he was woken up by his own stomach hunger.

"Ah Fang, come here, your daddy is going to starve to death, you go and bring me back two steamed buns, you'd better bring some pickles, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable."

Wei Fang said seriously: "Father, if you don't ask yourself, you are a thief. Ah Fang doesn't want to be a thief!"

Tang Di hated iron for being weak: "You are stupid, who told you to steal it, you wouldn't ask that uncle soldier who cooks for it!"

Wei Fang was aggrieved: "A Fang is not stupid, did Dad forget that there is nothing to eat after dinner?"

Tang Di clicked his tongue: "Go show off your cuteness and he will give you a little treat!"

Wei Fang pointed at his fingers in a daze: "But... A Fang is not cute, so I don't know how to sell it... Also, what is Daddy Xiaozao?"

...This kid is not a fool, is he?

Unsurprisingly, Xiong Hongwu came back with a big victory. He kicked the door curtain of the tent in a bloody suit, but his face was covered in blood. Wei Fang was overjoyed to see it.

With a serious expression on his face, he pretended to be serious and asked: "Have you practiced today? Have you squatted for three hours? Have you completed [-] rounds of plum blossom piles? Have you completed a hundred big circles by luck?"

Wei Fang rolled his eyes, didn't bother to pay attention to him, and went out to find Meng to sell to Tang Di for steamed buns.

As soon as he went out, Xiong Hongwu's face changed instantly, he was happy, and asked Tang Di mysteriously: "Jian, how many beasts do you think I killed today?"

Tang Di raised his eyebrows when he heard the word "animal", and asked according to his intention: "Brother Xiong, how many sea beasts have you killed with your great prowess today?"

Xiong Hongwu laughed triumphantly: "A total of ten thousand people!"

When Tang Di heard this, his eyebrows were tangled together, and he repeated with a complicated expression: "Ten thousand?"

Xiong Hongwu said: "Why, don't you believe it?"

"Faith..." This time not only the eyebrows, but even the face were tangled together, Tang Di bit his lip, looking at the complacent Xiong Hongwu, suddenly there was an unknown fire in his heart, his throat was burning, In a fit of anger, he yelled at Xiong Hongwu, "You idiot! Killing [-] creatures at once, you are not afraid of being damned by God! Didn't you tell you that there is an army to support you before you leave? If something happens to you!" God’s scourge has been written down by heaven, and you will never be able to ascend in this life, don’t you know?! You are the only one who can show off your skills! Yan Feiluan’s army is not for nothing, you are mentally handicapped!”

Not only was there no praise or compliment as expected, but he was scolded instead.Xiong Hongwu was so stunned by the scolding that he forgot to refute.

Tang Di regretted it as soon as the anger in his heart was released. He raised his head and covered his eyes, and said to Xiong Hongwu in a bitter voice: "Sorry, I lost my temper. I've been too nervous recently, I'm sorry."

Xiong Hongwu smiled awkwardly, and waved his hands quickly: "It's okay, you don't need to apologize, you are doing it for my own good. Well, let's bring back some spoils. There is particularly delicious sea animal meat. I'll have someone prepare it and bring it to you. Rest well, I'm leaving first."

Tang Di dropped his hands and nodded.

The candles in the tent were dimly lit, and Xiong Hongwu didn't know if he had read it wrong. Tang Di's eyes seemed to be a little red.

The next day, the wind was sunny and cloudless.

Wei Fang didn't want to get up until the sun was up. Tang Di knew that he had indigestion because he ate dried fruit yesterday for nothing, so he was lethargic, so he didn't wake him up.

Tang Di went out and saw Xiong Hongwu who was squatting not far away, fighting crickets, and greeted him with his usual expression.Xiong Hongwu seemed to have lingering fears about last night. When he saw Tang Di standing up reflexively, he wanted to walk around him. In the end, he greeted him softly and sincerely apologized again. He was not stingy either. I was going to draw an arc, but my steps straightened again.

Xiong Hongwu tentatively said to Tang Di: "Jianyi, you are a spiritual cultivator. You lost control of your emotions yesterday. Is it possible that you may be in danger of going crazy? Why don't you find a quiet place to sort out your spirit."

Tang Di nodded and said, "I'm going to retreat for two days before the decisive battle, just to sort it out."

He talked about retreating, but the situation forced Tang Di to receive the news before he had finished his lunch, and he had to lift Weifang's quilt like burning his butt.Wei Fang didn't know it, and fell into a deep sleep.

Tang Di squeaked and shook Wei Fang wildly, and the little Wei Fang was willing to open his two big eyes that were tightly closed.

"Don't sleep, don't sleep, your ass is on fire! Get up quickly and we're going to the battlefield! Father with indigestion will feed you hawthorn balls to help you digest your food. Put on your clothes and we're ready to go!"

Wei Fang's eyes were sleepy: "Huh?"

Seeing that Tang Di was in a hurry, Xiong Hongwu leaned over to help Wei Fang who fell down and continued to sleep.Tang Di snatched Wei Fang over without leaving any trace and put on his clothes indiscriminately, not forgetting to ask Xiong Hongwu to pack his things.

Xiong Hongwu was halfway through packing before he realized that something was wrong. After a while, he realized: "Jian, why do you think you want to move when you are just going to fight a war?"

Tang Di was tying Wei Fang's belt, he was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Ah... If the head of the sea beast is not dead or injured after I kill it, if it will die at any time, I will go straight away, There is something urgent waiting for me to deal with in Qingzhou City, don't worry, the general will send someone to take me off."

Xiong Hongwu continued to wonder: "Then you go to fight and bring your baby? How dangerous! What if you accidentally get hurt?!"

"No, no, he's in the back, I'll settle him down." He stopped for a while, looked into Xiong Hongwu's eyes and said seriously: "Don't kill so many sea beasts today, what do you mean? That's it, if you commit mass murder two days in a row, you might really be robbed."

Xiong Hongwu relaxed, and waved his hands indifferently, "I know, I know, you should take care of yourself, be careful, come back safely, if you can't hold on, you will admit cowardly, and my brother will support you!"

Tang Di said softly, "Thank you, Brother Xiong."

"Mr. Tang, I have your letter!" The voice of Cheng Yu, General Ping Hai's deputy, suddenly sounded outside the tent.

Tang Di was startled, put down Wei Fang's shoes, got up and went out to receive the letter.

Cheng Yu clasped his fists and saluted, and said, "This letter arrived half an hour ago. The messenger was busy sorting out the battle report and neglected to forget this letter. The general has already given a small punishment. I hope you will forgive me."

Tang Di quickly waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, it's not half an hour away."

Cheng Yu said again: "There is a change in the front line. The general sent me to remind you again. I hope that you can get ready as soon as possible. We will set off immediately after packing up."

Tang Di said: "Please help me report to the general, and say that I can leave in a quarter of an hour."

Cheng Yu saluted and left.Tang Di looked at the words on the envelope and saw that it was Feng Ling's handwriting, his heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly opened the urgent letter that was still sealed with wax.

The few sentences above made Tang Di's eyes darken, and after throwing out such useless nonsense as greetings, he focused on three sentences:

The first sentence: Mr. Liu's alchemy has exploded again.

The second sentence: Danhuo burned to Tianchi.

The third sentence: Baichi has been dried, leaving only a pile of fish bones.

Xiong Hongwu heard that there was no movement outside, and he didn't see anyone coming back for a long time, so he went out to take a look at Tang Di.

As soon as the door curtain was lifted, Tang Di's eyes were bloodshot red, his teeth were clenched and his veins were bulging, and he had an expression of wanting to kill all the people and the nine clans.

Xiong Hongwu shivered, and asked cautiously: "Are you okay?"

Tang Di gritted his teeth and smiled: "It's okay, I'm fine."

I just want to chop up willow ash and make it into a mandshurst chair for him to sit under his butt and fart for fun.