I'm struck by lightning and you may die

I don't know whether this strong man surnamed Xiong did it on purpose or in earnest, and did not take the usual path.Tang Di stared at him with embarrassment, and even found a little bit of embarrassment on his rough face.

Tang Di doesn't really want to smell other people's urine... After all, he is a tree, not a dog...

After running for a long time, except for Wei Fang, both of them were a bit exhausted, so Tang Di followed that man to find a pool nearby.

"Did you see, I dug this pond so round and artistically, ordinary people can't dig out my hole! Let me tell you that there are signs I carved on the trees around here, don't try to deny it. Look. This fish is so fat! When it grows to winter, it is designated to have a chewy head! It’s all up to you, you prodigal man, who ruined so many pond fish in me, and the fish corpses piled up into mountains. What do you want me to eat in winter? Explain this matter to me, and I, Xiong Hongzhuang, will chop up the fish you gave me to pay for your life..." The strange man who called himself Xiong Hongzhuang went to the pool and found a tree on the shore. The big tree aimed at the roots and started urinating, babbling endlessly.

The corner of Tang Di's mouth twitched, and he led Wei Fang to stand far away, avoiding his body and observing the pool.To be honest, he didn't see how round the broken water bubble was, nor did he see how artistic it was, it was not as neat as General Ping Hai's open-air swimming pool that was dug out on a whim this year.

Wei Fang stood with Tang Di with a look of disgust, disgusted in his heart that Xiong Hongzhuang talked too much like an old lady.

Tang Di heard the sound of urinating over there stopped, and slowly moved over to Wei Fang who was awkward and didn't want to go.

Xiong Hongzhuang put on his trousers, spit out a mouthful of saliva, and said generously: "I'm not afraid if you don't believe me, I'm a smart fish. Whenever I smell my pee, I'm willing to come to me, and I'm eager to let me eat them. You wait One and a half cups of tea, look at all those smart fish who smell my old bear come up!"

Tang Di was dumbfounded, and there was such a showy operation?

"Hey, do you know why? When I was buying fish fry a few years ago, I fell down when I was pouring the chamber pot, hehehe... all the good things in it were given to the fry, and then I accidentally I found that the fish fry that had eaten good food grew fast and fat, and when they pissed, they jumped towards me with excitement..." Xiong Hongzhuang laughed naively twice, which made Tang Di's heart complicated.

This thing... Is it really possible to talk about it after thinking about it?

Don't people nowadays do things according to routine?

Tang Di's heart was very complicated. He wanted to complain but was afraid of being insulted. He paused for a while, but still didn't have the nerve to bury someone who was complacent about his discovery.

Wei Fang didn't notice Tang Di's hesitancy to speak, the child's expression was hard to see, maybe he also thought of the fish he ate and drank other people's urine, and he was a little helpless and wanted to hit someone.

What Xiong Hongzhuang said was right, as soon as the fish smelled Xiong Hongfei's scent, they all floated up, and swam over to find the source of the smell.

Seeing this miraculous scene, Wei Fang covered his mouth with two small white hands in surprise, his eyes were full of surprise. "Wow! Dad! Those fish are really together! Are they going to go ashore?!"

Tang Di was speechless, and thought to himself: Hehe...I don't care about the fish, my master, I only care about how much money I have to pay for others...

When the last filtered light of Piercing Clouds and Mist disappeared under the West Mountain, and a silver moon slowly stepped into the sky, Tang Di and Xiong Hongzhuang went to a random restaurant and ordered a few dishes together.

"Xiaoer, give me another two taels of burning knives, don't mix it with water!" Xiong Hongzhuang put down his iron ax and sat opposite Tang Di, ordering a few dishes without being polite at all. Big fish and big meat.

"Let me tell you, the most famous stone venison in Huailin. Stone venison is chewy, and people with good teeth are willing to eat this dish. It is cooked once with stone sprouts on an iron plate. One of a kind!"

Tang Di didn't have much interest in the stone venison, but was worried about how to get back.When he stood at the gate of the city, he was stunned. He crossed a Xuzhou and ran directly to the boundary of Yangzhou!He only felt that his eyes were dark. Roughly, they ran more than 2000 miles in one day, no wonder the legs they ran were not his own!

After the meal, he went to the courier and sent General Pinghai a [-] o'clock express delivery to report the unlucky things that happened today, so that people would not know and think that he had disappeared.

The express delivery was fast enough, but Tang Di was a little unhappy to send a piece of thin letter paper for four renminbi.

"Hey, let me tell you how you plan to pay for my fish." Xiong Hongwu grabbed a roast leg of lamb, gnawed it until his mouth was full of oil, and asked while eating.

There was no one in the small shop after dinner time, except for them, there were only two tables of people, who looked like they were chatting after dinner, so the food was served quickly.

Tang Di remembered that this guy didn't seem to wash his hands before eating. Seeing him take out a pig's trotter from the plate and keep it in his hand to eat, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly. How much was lost by converting it into silver?"

Xiong Hongwu lowered his head and stuffed himself wildly. He paused when he heard this, rolled his eyes a few times, and then swallowed a mouthful of meat, and said, "You are not deceiving, 600 taels of snow-patterned silver is definitely not more than you!"

Fuck? !Is he a blackmailer?Is Lao Tzu a fool? ! 600 taels to buy his broken fish?Think about money and go crazy!

When Tang Di heard it, there was a little sarcasm in his eyes, and he said with a smirk: "Brother Xiong is joking, this price can also cheat a rich man who can't eat fireworks in the world, and it is possible for Tang to be poor. Shy, really can't afford it."

Xiong Hongwu smiled awkwardly, probably feeling that his price was too unreliable. He put the pig's trotters in the bowl with his left hand, and stretched out three oily fingers, "300 taels."

Tang Di looked at him sternly, sitting upright like a flower on a high mountain.

"100 taels! It can't be less! I spent 30 taels just to buy so many fish fry, and I don't think I will kill you if I ask for labor costs and feed costs!"

Wei Fang stretched out his little white hand, and interjected in a childlike voice, "50 taels at most, and we have to make all the fish into dried fish for us."

Xiong Hongwu threw the gnawed lamb bone stick on the table, and he was not angry, and said with a smile: "Hey, you have a dark heart, 50 taels to send a beggar? You little fart who hasn't been weaned yet What are you messing with, go and eat your wontons."

Tang Di discovered that Wei Fang liked to eat stuffed ones recently, so he ordered two bowls of wontons filled with pork, picked out the coriander in the soup and slowly fed them to him.

"Father...I want to be jealous..." Wei Fang took a bite carefully, smacking his face, wrinkling his face in dissatisfaction, and he didn't care about the person on the other side. That ugly bastard, anyway, his father and he are in the same mind, so it won't be a disadvantage.

Tang Di poured a little vinegar and a little sesame oil for the child and stirred it, thinking that this little guy loves jealousy at such a young age, and he must be a jealous jar when he grows up.

"Although children's words can't be taken seriously, I don't think it's too far away. Don't be fooled by us. We saw it when we were practicing. Most of those fish are ordinary freshwater fish such as silver carp and grass carp. In the market A basket of these fish in the fry stage is only two taels of silver. According to what you said, I just killed hundreds of pond fish. I did a rough calculation, and your initial cost price is only about ten taels of silver. 30 taels?" Tang Di carefully took out a wonton and blew it until the temperature was about the same, then dipped it in a little vinegar sauce and fed it to him. Toot into a small puffer fish.

"50 taels is not considered a number to send beggars, and the two of us are indeed not rich and wealthy at the mercy of others, so we really can only give so much..." Tang Di paused, seeing Xiong Hongwu anxiously , then continued slowly: "Brother Xiong, if you really don't like it, there is a way to try it."