I'm struck by lightning and you may die

But she was full of slander and didn't say a word. She just called out "madam" before she was stopped by Mrs. Jing.

"Don't worry, I won't make fun of my son's body."

But you really seem to be joking! ! !are you kidding me !

She still wanted to do more, Madam Jing immediately said: "Go!"

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After noon, a man dressed as a beggar walked into the Jing mansion with an object that could hardly be seen as a whisk.The porter thought it was a beggar who was about to barge in, and if he was stopped, he was about to be thrown out.

The man was disheveled, but he acted like a hooligan. He grabbed the concierge's hand with his dirty hands and opened his mouth to yell, "What are you doing! I am a distinguished guest invited by your wife, this is you How does the Jing Manor treat guests?"

The porter's face turned green the moment he grabbed his hand. Just as he was about to shake off his hand, he was suffocated by his breath again. The smell almost made his soul soar, it was almost suffocating!

The concierge shook his hands with a broken face. Unexpectedly, this man looked thinner and looked as dirty as if he had rolled in a garbage dump, but his hands were not so strong, and he couldn't shake them no matter how hard he shook them.The concierge was also in a hurry, and shouted: "What are you doing, you stinky beggar?! Break into a private house, and I'll send you to the government, do you believe it?" Seeing that the man refused to let go, and even dragged him to lie on the ground to piss The concierge was in a hurry, shouting loudly for people.

The man was straightforward, dragged the porter to lie on the ground, made a full gesture of Pengci, and even pretended to cry!

The concierge got angry and cursed: "You rascal, you wait for other people to come, and if I don't beat you up, you won't even recognize your mother!"

The man said while humming: "You don't need to beat me, I don't know, I don't bother you!"

The concierge became even angrier when he heard it, and was about to blurt out the sentence "A mother was born but not a mother", and the man's eyes flew over, rhinoceros

The sharp ground was like a knife, which made his face hurt, and he didn't know why, so he didn't say this sentence.

The farce ahead soon spread to Mrs. Jing. After hearing this, Mrs. Jing's eyes suddenly showed a little joy. She hurriedly got up and rushed from the backyard to the gate.

At that time, this man was lying at the gate, crying and howling, talking about how the people in the house bullied him, how wronged he was, his loud voice wished he could hear it two streets away.

Xiaoqing thought that this big brother was like those people a few days ago, an unscrupulous person who came to eat and drink, but the first impression he left on her was much deeper than those sand sculptures!

There are wonderful flowers every year, especially this year...

When the man saw Mrs. Jing coming, he cried louder. The voice was like an old cow howling by its neck, which sounded fake and contrived.

Mrs. Jing was also shocked by his coquettish operation. When people around saw her, they automatically made way for her.She told everyone else to disperse, closed the door, and threw all the embarrassment outside!

The suspicious man who looked like a beggar looked Mrs. Jing up and down for a long time, seeing that Mrs. Jing didn't plan to do anything to him, he gradually stopped talking.

Of course, this does not rule out the possibility that this guy is tired from crying and wants to rest for a while ╮(￣▽￣")╭.

"This son is...?" Mrs. Jing was a bit afraid to confirm whether this person was the "man of God" in the news, but looking at his behavior, Mrs. Jing was even more uncertain.Mrs. Jing doesn't know if he is insane, but Mrs. Jing knows that he is crazy.

That person is like a rascal, he will not move when he falls on the ground, he will lie here for the rest of his life if you don't come to help me, and he doesn't think it's cold on the ground!Hearing Mrs. Jing's question, he said, "I am Taoist Chenghe from Chengwenguan, and my master asked me to come."

When Mrs. Jing heard the three words "Cheng Wen Guan", she immediately understood, she let go of her heart by a third, and then she asked cautiously: "Your master is..."

Taoist Chenghe rolled his eyes, and said with a drawn out voice, "By-xu-old man."

The heart in Mrs. Jing's chest went back by a third, and she immediately smiled, and hurriedly called Taoist Chenghe to get up, and ordered the servants to prepare food and boil water for Taoist Chenghe immediately.

By the time this Uncle Chenghe had had enough to eat and drink, the sun was already setting.The people serving the food came one after another, and the dishes on the table became empty one after another. Mrs. Jing was there to accompany him at first, but when he had eaten for two hours and still had no intention of stopping, Mrs. Jing also I couldn't stand it any longer, so I ran away beforehand with the excuse of going out.

Taoist Chenghe didn't care, he continued to eat his own food, and the group of people who were ordered to continue to accompany him were very suspicious whether this guy ate into the belly of the pig.

Those who fled hungry for three days and three nights didn't have such good food, did they? !

Does he really feel supportive?

Later, they couldn't care less about complaining, and this guy made all kinds of unimaginable demands. To put it succinctly, "I am now a distinguished guest invited by your master. I am extremely respected. You have to take it out to support me!" Serve me like a father, and prepare all the good things in your house for me, the specifications must be the best, and you don’t care if I need it or not, I just don’t need you You have to prepare it for me too!"

Crowd:......

The others didn't dare to really do what this guy said, so they came to ask Madam Jing for instructions, Madam Jing waved her hands calmly, and did as he said!

Then all the servants of the Jing Mansion were busy and tossed and tossed for most of the night, waiting for the grandfather to sleep before going to rest.

But it was a coincidence that Mr. Jing, who had never been back to the mansion since he had a big fight with Mrs. Jing last time, did not know what happened, but returned home suddenly.

Confused, he watched the people in the whole house slapping their heads in a hurry. He wanted to catch someone to ask what was going on, but no one paid attention to him. When he saw him hurriedly called "Master", he directly leave.

After Mr. Jing finally figured out what was going on, he burst into laughter out of anger. He wanted to go to Mrs. Jing to argue, but his servant stopped him.

After all, Mr. Jing and Mrs. Jing have completely torn their faces, and the whole house only listens to Mrs. Jing's command. Now the mansion is busy with smog, and Mr. Jing's visit will only intensify the conflict between the two of them. It will be even more difficult for Mr. Jing to take back the control of the Jing family, so this matter has to be discussed in the long run.

Of course, you can’t really say that when you say it to Mr. Jing. Although this guy’s brain is out of line and his work is a waste of everything, but he is a very face-saving idiot. If you really say that, Not to mention that Master Jing will leave with him, it is very possible to just kick him away.

The little servant found a lot of reasons to persuade Mr. Jing, and Mr. Jing reluctantly left the mansion.

As for the fact that the servant told him that his son had been brought back from Biezhuang, it seemed that it had never happened before, and he didn't have the slightest thought of visiting him, and he didn't even ask a question, as if he had never had this sick man's son.

It can be seen that he has no affection for this good son, but just treats him as a burden, which is also very cold.

This matter quickly spread to Mrs. Jing's ears. Mrs. Jing sneered and didn't say much, but her face was not very good-looking, and she just ordered her servants to do their own things.

Let's say that the whole house is beating the back of the head for Young Master Jing's busy feet, but the Lord is still lying on the bed, staring at the pattern on the ceiling with eyes, never wandering, it can be said that he is very serious.

That Taoist Chenghe came over to have a look, knocked everyone out of the door, and stayed alone with Young Master Jing for two hours.

When he came out, he looked like a patient with kidney deficiency, with a face that was about to die, pale and bluish, with visible dark circles under his eyes, pale lips, as if he had seen a ghost.

Mrs. Jing had been waiting outside the door since he entered, and she was shocked when she saw what happened to him, and hurriedly asked if something happened.

Taoist Chenghe was out of breath, and he looked like he was struggling to speak. Mrs. Jing suspected that he would go directly to Hexi in the next second, so she hurriedly asked someone to help him go back to the room first, so that he would not lie on the ground if he was exhausted again. .

Mrs. Jing also entered the house with the big troops who hurriedly helped him back to the house, and she didn't care about avoiding suspicion. She only left a young man who took care of the man, and when the young man settled him down, he was kicked out. up.Mrs. Jing sat on the edge of the bed anxiously, and asked with a worried look: "Is the situation difficult? Even you can't help it?"

Frankly speaking, Mrs. Jing basically regards the people from Chengwenguan as the last straw. If they can't help it, Mrs. Jing really doesn't know what to do.When she saw the situation when Taoist Chenghe came out of the room, her heart, which was still about a third of what had not been let go, instantly became extremely cold.But she still didn't give up, she had to ask the truth, after all, the spies from her natal family told her that Cheng Wen Guan had the ability to listen to the heavens and understand ghosts and gods.

Taoist Chenghe said weakly: "It's not like there's no hope at all..."

When Mrs. Jing heard it, her eyes instantly lit up like exploding fireworks.She excitedly sat beside Taoist Chenghe's bed, grabbed his hand, and held it firmly, so strong that even Taoist Chenghe was startled.

"Really? What to do? Will my son really get better? Live like a normal person?"

But the heart is shocked, the pain is real!He bared his teeth and yelled: "Big sister, it hurts!!!! Take it easy!"

Mrs. Jing was overly excited by the shocking good news, and she didn't know what to do. She stood up and sat down for a while, and urged: "Go on! What can we do to save you? Whatever you do, you must cooperate with all your strength, and there will be a big thank you after everything is done!"

Taoist Chenghe was already in pain, but his head was about to explode because of her surprise, he groaned and said: "Don't shake it... go out for a while, I'll rest for a while Besides, you made me burp my fart by making such a fuss, and you don't need to save your son, you can be buried with me directly, and you can be reincarnated with me."

Mrs. Jing became a little calmer after being disturbed by his words, but she was still very happy. At this moment, she was so happy to see how this guy looked, and he said what he said.

It took a while after pushing the door open before Mrs. Jing calmed down completely.

It is not that no one has said so in recent years, but all of those people have returned without success.Originally, she shouldn't have lost her composure like this, but her natal family overhyped this Chengwen view too much, wishing she could go to heaven and earth, live to the death of human flesh and bones, pray for rain and flood control, and pray for disasters and disasters.

At first Mrs. Jing thought it was nonsense, but her natal family was afraid that she would not believe it, so they sent secret letters one after another, and it was almost blown out.

Mrs. Jing, who had watched sideshows for so many days, was in despair, but she was moved by these secret letters, and those flames of hope that had been extinguished faintly flickered again.

It's better not to have too much hope, there are too many liars in this world, and it's enough to cheat some money, it's not worthwhile to risk her son's life.

If you don't hold out hope, you won't be disappointed. If this person can really cure the eldest young master of the Jing family, they will naturally form a ring to repay the Jing family. If not...

Mrs. Jing's eyes were a little cloudy, she made up her mind but didn't show it on the surface, so she simply changed the direction and went to the study.

Taoist Chenghe lay moaning and chirping in the room for a whole day, and the servants asked him why he felt uncomfortable, but he couldn't explain why, and when the servants were about to go out, they started to raise the volume of moaning and chirping again, so that the servants who waited on him The servant is really sitting or standing, walking or staying.

Later, someone came to deliver food to them, so he excused that he had something to do and asked the person who delivered the food to watch for him for a while, then ran away, and went straight to the study to complain to Mrs. Jing.

Mrs. Jing smiled, comforted him a few words, and gave him some reward money, telling him not to care, but to take good care of him and satisfy him as much as possible.

The servant took the silver, and smiled and agreed with his mouth.

Mrs. Jing did nothing else in the study all afternoon. After reading the scriptures all afternoon, she felt that her restless heart slowly returned to its place and returned to its normal state.She is not in a hurry anymore, she can see it, everyone has their own destiny, if it still doesn't get better this time, the worst is to find her son until he can't make it, if it really doesn't get better, it's because their mother and son didn't cultivate in their previous lives Blessings, the rewards of this life.

When the curfew was almost at night, Taoist Chenghe sent someone to pass the message, saying that he had something to explain to Mrs. Jing.

Three days later, a simple desk was placed in the back garden that was swept out, with all kinds of weird things on it, many of which Mrs. Jing had never heard of.

Although these things are quite strange, they are not strange things that are hard to find or simply not available in the market.It's just that Mrs. Jing has never seen anyone who would use things like onions and garlic as sacrifices...

Mrs. Jing secretly wondered if this guy was talking nicely, but he was actually cheating on her.

Anyway, no matter how Mrs. Jing slandered her in her heart, Taoist Cheng He was doing things in a serious manner.What made Mrs. Jing feel more at ease was that he didn't feed Young Master Jing anything out of the ordinary. He just lit three soul-inducing incense sticks by the bedside of Young Master Jing, and he never did anything to Young Master Jing again. .

This ceremony starts at noon and ends at midnight.When it was over, Taoist Cheng He was paralyzed from exhaustion, fell to the ground and fell asleep.Mrs. Jing also stood with her for a whole day, with a tired look on her face, and after asking Taoist Cheng He to move back to her bedroom, she went directly to Young Master Jing's room.

To her surprise, the three pillars of soul-inducing incense burned for a day, but only three inches were burned away.She was a little strange, and asked the maid who was looking at the incense in the room: "Has this incense never been changed?"

The maid answered yes.

She hurriedly sent someone to inform Taoist Chenghe of the situation here, and when the servant came back, she would bring back two words: "Don't move."

Madam Jing frowned.Then asked: "What else did he say besides these two words?"

The servant's face was a little embarrassed, and he said: "No, he fell asleep immediately after saying these two words."

Mrs. Jing: Okay...let's go...

The next day, it was already afternoon when Taoist Chenghe finally woke up. Mrs. Jing had been waiting in Young Master Jing's room, for fear that something might happen to her son, but she was also eagerly expecting something strange in her heart, so But this strange hope is to develop in a good direction.

As a result, after waiting for a whole night and a day, there was no fart reaction. At first, she was able to sit on a chair and hold on, but later, because she was tired all day, and her mental and physical strength was replenished in middle age, she couldn't hold on. live.There was no other way, so I had to ask someone to move a long couch and put it next to Young Master Jing's bed so that she could lie down and rest for a while.

But she couldn't sleep well if she had something on her mind, she would wake up from the dream every now and then, and sometimes she even wondered if the child was dead, so she had to check her nose if it was okay to rest assured.

After waking up, Taoist Chenghe was still slovenly, with wrinkled clothes on his body, and came here with a bun in his mouth. When he saw Mrs. Jing, he was surprised, and while chewing the bun, he yelled strangely: "You are being killed Has the monster sucked in its energy? Why does it look like it's going to burp anytime?"

Mrs. Jing was not in good spirits, coupled with her anxiety, she was not in the mood to joke with him, so she glanced at him and said nothing.

Taoist Chenghe swallowed the bun in his mouth, took a cup and poured a cup of cold tea to rinse his mouth, and said leisurely: "I advise you not to wait, there is still time to wait."

This time Madam Jing opened her mouth: "Why?"

Taoist Chenghe took another bite of the steamed stuffed bun, and muttered in his mouth: "This soul-inducing incense has to be changed three times, and it has been burned for a month! After one month, your son will be a normal person. You can stay here now except to suffer It's useless! Don't let your body break down again!"

Mrs. Jing was surprised after hearing this: "One month? It's been so long, I thought it would be fine in a few days." She counted the days carefully, and hurriedly said, "Isn't that just going to be Qiu Wei in a month? Xiaoqing, that What is the auspicious day the master reckoned?"

Xiaoqing leaned forward and said, "It's also a month later."

Mrs. Jing was surprised again: "The day of the big wedding is also the day?"

Taoist Chenghe did the math, Qiu Wei was really an auspicious day for a big wedding, and there was no way forward, and it would have to be dragged on for three months, thinking that the master they were looking for was not a charlatan, a bit It's a small skill, at least you should be able to support yourself if you tell your fate or something.

He casually asked, "Who is getting married?"

Mrs. Jing said a little uncomfortably, "It's a dog..."

Taoist Cheng He rolled his eyes, and said bluntly: "You have arranged a lot of work for your son, lying on the hospital bed without knowing his personnel, he still has to get married."

Mrs. Jing coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said, "Don't you want to cheer him up?"

Taoist Chenghe was about to say a few words, when he suddenly thought of something, he straightened up, closed his eyes, and twirled his fingers, as if he was pinching something.

Mrs. Jing didn't dare to disturb him casually, so she could only keep her mouth shut.

After a while, Taoist Chenghe said, "That's fine..."

Mrs. Jing:? ? ?

Taoist Chenghe said: "Let's just do it that day. Getting married is a good time to avoid evil spirits. You can show me the birthdays of your son and future daughter-in-law later."

In a short while, because doctors often came to see and prescribe medicine for young master Jing in the room, there was always a pen and ink in the room, and the ready-made things could be used directly.After Mrs. Jing finished writing, she handed it to Taoist Chenghe. Taoist Chenghe pondered for a moment, then found another piece of paper and calculated on it.

Mrs. Jing naturally couldn't understand anything, and the stuff that Taoist Chenghe wrote and drew on it seemed to be ghostly drawing symbols.

But looking at her, I feel a little mysterious, as if my spirit is going to be sucked out.

"Shut up!" Daoist Cheng He stopped drinking, and slapped his hand on the table, shaking Mrs. Jing back to her senses.

Mrs. Jing was a little confused, and said blankly: "I just..."

Taoist Chenghe said speechlessly: "Why are you looking at this thing if you have nothing to do? Don't you know that curiosity killed the cat?"

Mrs. Jing also knew that she had crossed the line, and felt very embarrassed.Taoist Chenghe saw her awkward face, and didn't make things difficult for her, but just changed the subject and said, "I calculated the horoscopes of these two people's birthdays, and they are quite suitable. If they can survive the disaster, the future will be smooth, If you can't make it through..."

Mrs. Jing was shocked!He hurriedly asked: "Isn't it very good? How could there be doom? How about changing the date? If it is impossible, I will change to a girl from another family? My son can't have any more accidents. I'm afraid I won't be able to bear any more accidents. "As she spoke, she was a little choked up.It can be seen that she has been terrified all these years, and she has been tortured a lot, and she is inevitably a little bit glassy.

Taoist Chenghe comforted him and said: "Don't be afraid, it's not a big deal. It has nothing to do with being a girl. The main thing is that your son's life is so difficult, and he is destined to have this fate. It doesn't matter if you change any girl. The girl's fate is tough, and she has borne a lot of disasters for your son, and they will have to help each other in the future, so you have to be nice to her."

He rubbed his chin, and continued: "This girl's fate is tough, but she can't control others, and she is even prosperous. The doom in your son's life was originally a life and death calamity. If it wasn't because of meeting me, this fate would probably follow her. This calamity is gone together. Although I can bring back his life, the calamity cannot be eliminated, and we can only bear it."

Mrs. Jing hurriedly asked: "Yes, our Jing family is not a family that treats our daughter-in-law harshly. You say that her fate has helped my son, so I naturally want to treat her better. But what about my son's doom? Carry it? Is it serious?"

Taoist Chenghe: "Your son was changed by me against the sky, and his fate was messed up to a certain extent, so no one knows what doom will be reshaped by the Dao of Heaven. This thing is very random. If If this happened a year and a half ahead of schedule, I would still have the opportunity to do some divination for him, but seeing that there is only one month left before the wedding day, it is too close. The way of heaven is unpredictable , we can only be fully prepared. This catastrophe can be big or small, but what is certain is that there will be a bloody disaster."

Mrs. Jing was about to cry, the handkerchief in her hand was crumpled like a rag, her tone was full of worry and despair that couldn't be ignored, and she said faintly, "Blood disaster? Wouldn't that kill my son!"

Taoist Chenghe said helplessly to Mrs. Jing: "Don't cry, I don't know how to coax people. Don't think of anything bad. I said it was a bloody disaster, but I just said that you will definitely see blood. Even if you are bitten by a mosquito, you will see blood." , you will see blood even if you get pricked by a wooden thorn, don't be too nervous!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Mrs. Jing wanted to cry even more. It is also possible to be slashed with a knife and turned around!

Taoist Chenghe was completely numb to this situation, seeing Mrs. Jing and his party bursting into tears, he hurriedly comforted her: "Hey, hey, don't cry, you will call all the doctors and doctors in the whole city over at that time. Just in case, if something really happens, we can be treated in time..."

After speaking, Mrs. Jing cried even more fiercely.

Taoist Chenghe slapped himself in the heart.

My stinky mouth is really clueless, look, let others cry!Calling you owed, calling you cheap!

Mrs. Jing has a very iconic appearance. She was a delicate person when she was young, but she still has a charm in middle age. But she cried so much that it rained pear blossoms, which shows that she is extremely sad.

Taoist Chenghe has been mixed with men since he was a child, and he has always been careless. How can a bunch of rough men be so sensitive, even if they were, who would not be happy, just stand up and make an appointment for a fight. After the beating was over, both parties were happy, and the matter was over.Or whoever encounters sad things basically relies on fighting to vent.Their Chengwen Temple is not quite the same as other Taoist temples. On the surface, it has the word "Guan" on it, but it is not actually Sanqing Taoism in the traditional sense, and what is enshrined is also different from other Taoist temples. So many complicated precepts, want to drink and drink, want to eat meat, write "view" and read "pai".

Even if female fragrance masters usually come, they seldom communicate with each other. The old guys in the museum who are responsible for fooling people are the ones who give people advice and advice. How can it be their turn to "reckless men who only know how to fight?"

I have never had a soft voice, let alone coax a woman not to cry.

Taoist Cheng He stammered and said, "How about I get you all the doctors in the city? With so many people, your son shouldn't be able to die... right..." At last he said I feel guilty, it’s such a failure to say this, it’s better not to say it!

Mrs. Jing's sad eyes wished to poke Taoist Chenghe's eyes blind!

Taoist Chenghe silently covered his mouth.

Can't I stop talking?

After crying for a while, Mrs. Jing's mood was sorted out, she went out to tidy up her appearance, and then came back to ask a key question: "Can we count the doom on which day? We did it early in the mansion." Prepare."

Taoist Chenghe was terrified by her crying, and politely said with a smile: "Sorry, I can't directly calculate the date, but I can only calculate an approximate time frame, which is three days before and after Qiu Wei."

Mrs. Jing took a deep breath and said with strength: "Understood, I will be ready when the time comes. I hope Taoist Chenghe can help us."

Taoist Cheng He touched the back of his head, originally he didn't want to get involved in this matter, but the behavior of making people cry and letting go of them is inexplicably scumbag, isn't it?

After hesitating for a moment, he was about to say yes when Mrs. Jing said: "If this calamity survives safely, I will pay ten times the price we negotiated before."

Taoist Cheng He, who was already ready to agree, has no reason to refuse after hearing this, and he can also earn some extra money by the way, so happy!

The days of waiting are always tough and long. In the past days, although Mrs. Jing loved her son from the bottom of her heart, after all Young Master Jing was a sick person. When he is seriously ill, he will violently hurt others at any time. In addition, the Jing family has been dealing with internal and external troubles all these years, so there is really not much energy on him. It is better to send Young Master Jing to another village to live alone. It is safer to recuperate from the ground.

Therefore, Mrs. Jing usually does not have many opportunities to see her son. This time, she brought the child back to marry and get medical treatment.

Mrs. Jing is now devoting all her energy to taking care of her son besides dealing with things at home and outside, she seems to be a loving mother.

This Taoist Chenghe was pulled over three times a day by her, and every time she had to ask about her son's situation, she asked tirelessly, even if the answer was the same every time, she listened tirelessly.

It's not annoying for her to care about her son, but Taoist Chenghe, who has to be asked several times and answer the same questions several times a day, is very annoying. This person is asleep here, and the incense is always burning, as long as it is not this house. If it catches fire, the incense is extinguished or broken directly, nothing will happen to this person!

He really wanted to yell at this old lady if you were annoying!

But he is the father of Party A, and the price he gave was so high, he was really embarrassed to say anything with a shy face, and he didn't dare to say anything until he got the reward, so he could only repeat every day: He's fine, he's fine , he is not in pain, he is just sleeping and will wake up in a few days, you always relax your mind, nothing will happen!

Repeat it several times every day, and your mouth will be able to wear cocoons.

According to his usual temper, if there was really someone in Chengwenguan who dared to nag him three times a day, he would have beaten that person so much that he didn't even recognize his parents!

The following days passed as calm as stagnant water, but not without waves.The whole house was divided into three groups of people, a small group of people that Mrs. Jing trusted very much were sent to see Young Master Gu Jing, most of the people were sent to prepare for the marriage of the Jing family's son-in-law and things for crossing the catastrophe, and a small group of people remained. People maintain the normal operation of the entire Jingfu.

Basically, every day when everyone wakes up, they turn around continuously, and the only one who is more leisurely is Mr. Jing who may be fooling around somewhere.

Just when the entire Jing Manor felt that such a peaceful and busy day would continue forever, an actor who wanted to add drama to himself appeared!