I'm struck by lightning and you may die

Tang Di curled his lips to express his disapproval. It sounds too indecent for a dog leftover, so he suggested, "Why don't you call it a big bear! It's as strong as a bear."

Guo Lan's face turned dark as soon as she heard it, her nose was not her nose and her face was not her face, she snorted and was about to slap the table, but was honestly hated by Tang Di's glance.

Tang Di didn't bother to care about his nervousness. Last time when the two reed chickens he raised were named Xiaowu Xiaohong, he fell ill, and when he raised the big goose named Xiaoan, Guo Lan even groaned. long time!His head was so big that he slapped him on the back of the head in the end to be honest.

This day, Tang Di just finished bathing the big bear and leaned on the soft couch to rest. This dog is very troublesome to take a bath. Every time he bathes it, it seems to kill him. Throwing it into the water is like scalding its pig hair The same screamed and screamed, Tang Di spent a lot of effort to press it into the bucket, and the big bear hummed and whined in the bucket aggrieved, and let others rub it into a round shape.

——If you don’t accept your fate honestly, there is no way. If Tang Di is in a hurry, he will directly find a rope, tie it up and whip it, and then throw it into the bucket.

After having a nightmarish comparison, Big Bear has a long memory no matter how reluctant he is.After the torture was finally over, it saw that Tang Di had gone to wash his hands, rushed out of the bucket in a hurry, and shuddered to death beside Tang Di.

Tang Di was caught by it without paying attention, and his whole body was dripping wet. He was so angry that he wanted to beat him. Big bear is usually a spineless one. If he doesn't look good, he will just run away. Rao Tang Di Dexterity didn't catch it either.

Guo Lan came back with two roasted geese, and when he entered the courtyard, he saw the scene of flying dogs and dogs jumping around. With a smile on his face, he looked at the big bear who was hit by Tang Di with a stone on his hind legs and knelt down, his eyes flashed A trace of schadenfreude, still yelling: "Yo, what's the matter?"

As soon as he saw Lan come back, Tang Di immediately stopped entangled with Daxiong's experience, and his whole body was attracted by the two roast geese in Guo Lan's hand.Recently, Guo Lan has become lazy and hasn't been out of the valley for almost half a month. If he doesn't go out of the valley, he can't eat meat. Tang Di is the kind of master who would rather starve to death than move. Counting carefully, they have not eaten for more than half a month. It's time for the meat.

Even Tang Di, who has a moderate appetite, was also drool flooded by the aroma of the roast goose. His face was calm, but his steps were unconsciously quicker. After Guo Lan noticed it, he secretly smiled in his heart. .

All these years, she said she stayed by Guo Lan's side to repay her kindness, but in fact there was no way to repay her. Everything was handled by Guo Lan in an orderly manner, and she couldn't even find a place to intervene in these trivial housework.In other words, Tang Di is not repaying his kindness, he is obviously living in someone's home for the elderly!Tang Di always told Guo Lan that if a girl from any family married you, she must have accumulated great virtues in her previous life, but Guo Lan always smiled and said nothing, and never saw him mention any girl from that family.

"This rascal, every time I give him a bath, it's like peeling his skin. Those who don't know think I'm abusing it." Tang Di said, coming over to take the two roast geese and prepare to cut them open. plate.Guo Lan nimbly hid the hand holding the roast goose, raised it above her head, and said with a smile: "Hey, today's roast goose is not so delicious!"

Tang Di wasted no time, raised his brows and said, "What? What's your explanation?"

Guo Lan said a little proudly, "I have one condition!"