HP told my dad to hit you after school

[Confused] Does anyone feel that this world is not normal?

Landlord: [Golden Snitch]:

Hmm... I'm not good at forums either, I don't know why wizards use this Muggle technology to play with the internet these days... It's convenient though.If there are any mistakes, please point them out.

That's right, I woke up today and recalled the dream I had yesterday, how to put it, it's like I experienced another life in person.Waking up with a ridiculous sense of dislocation.

Many tragedies happened in the dream world. Your beloved Mr. Minister is actually a murderer. My parents, relatives and friends all died in the war he provoked.I finally fulfilled my responsibilities, greeted the last dawn, wiped away my tears, buried my loved ones, and rebuilt my homeland, but...

Wake up to find that I am still 11 years old, and the world is peaceful...

The big devil is still so...so...excellent?I'm sorry I can't find another adjective, because the minister was a bald, noseless devil in the dream, and he had no daughter, please don't mention his son-in-law to me, I'm going to have a seizure.

Could it be that this world is actually an illusion?

Is this the reward for my fantasies after death?

1L: [==]: Sofa!

2L: [==]: Wait, LZ, are you a bit of a tiger? !I seem to see something incredible

3L: [==]: Baldy? !No nose? !You say minister! ?

4L: [==]: A large number of fans are about to arrive on the battlefield, the countdown is 10 seconds

5L: [==]: LZ is 11 years old?If you want me to say, there is still too little homework.

6L: [==]: Bullshit.I just had Potions class yesterday and still had little homework.

But LZ, you must have been a nightmare in the Potions class after being stimulated by Professor S, and blamed the minister, right?

7L: [Positive electric pat]: Yo brother!

The water forum let me discover you. I heard from our little brother that you were treated badly by the old bat in potions class last week. 233

8L: [Negative electricity pat]: No wonder you have nightmares, okay, touch your head, we know that it is really too much for the old bat to arrange so many lesson plans

9L: [==]: By the way, finally, Professor Shinigami has started to use case studies as homework?Hasn't he been laying out papers very traditionally?

Graduation dog w here

10L: [==]: ls, after all, he also wants to sell the old man

11L: [==]: LZ! ! !

Although you had a magical realism dream we sympathize with you yes! ! !

But you can't insult my male god! !

What the hell is bald? !

What the hell is there no nose? !

My male god is in his sixties and still looks like thirty! ! !

We, Fu Da, are always the most handsome (what?

12L: [Ocean of learning]: I seem to know who LZ is...

Ha**yP?

13L: [Snitch]: ...Hermione, you sit next to me, there's no need to communicate on the phone, really

14L: [Ocean of learning]: Sure enough, I think something is wrong with you today, you are out of your mind.

No loud noises are allowed in the library, but the forum is more convenient

15L: [==]: V fans calm down, LZ is only 11, it’s just a nightmare, especially in the dream, parents and relatives died, how scary, the disfigurement of the minister is a trivial matter

16L: [==]: Trifles? ! ! ! !

17L: [==]: 15L Come out, is it a trivial matter to disfigure a male god? !

18L: [==]: It's not a trivial matter for a male god to lose a hair!

19L: [==]: Oh my god, the fighting power of the Minister's auntie fan is amazing.

I am a fan of our goddess, since the goddess in LZ's dream was not born at all, I'd better dive obediently

20L: [==]: Goddess powder +1.It is good that the goddess was not born.Seeing the minister's disfigurement, maybe the goddess will go berserk?

21L: [==]: hhhhh can already imagine the astonished face of the goddess [Isha is confused.jpg]

22L: [==]: What, LS, do you want a picture?I will stay with you to the end! [LV contempt face.jpg]

23L: [It's autumn, not smoking]: ...British star chasing fanaticism is no less than that of a Korean...

Ladies and gentlemen, I think the point is not that the male god and the disfigured goddess were not born (and you also missed a hell teacher with the surname S), but that the host experienced a terrible thing in his dream, and he has already begun to doubt the reality of the world up!

Examination, students!Review the questions taught in the case study! ! !

Comfort and comfort others!He is only 11 years old!

24L: [==]:...... Qiumei upstairs is right

25L: [Nenniu Bafang]: Sir, this world is indeed real.You just lived through a nightmare, it was just a dream.You can write to your parents, I believe they will comfort you well.

The world is always warm.

26L: [==]: Ah... Brother Seid is so warm QwQ

27L: [==]: Comfort LZ+1, it's just a dream.

...but the setting of the murderer is so interesting! ! !The minister's personality is the same as Su Susu!

A Dark Lord like Grindelwald?

The landlord must improve the personality!

28L: [==]: Where does the devil feel? [Dumbledore shakes his head.gif]

29L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: lss, with the minister's current appearance, that is the Dark Lord

It's really disfigured like in lz's dream, I think you all want to get rid of it quickly :)

30L: [==]: lz the truth!

31L: [A sharp quill]: You bastards [Deng Yao].

Show you something nice.

[picture]

32L:[==]:! ! ! ! !

33L: [Put into the ocean of learning]:! ! !

34L: [Golden Snitch]: Where did you get this photo? !

35L: [Negative electric pat]: Wow! @正电打pat

36L: [Positive Electric Pat]: Thio! ! !

37L: [Balala Xiaomoxian]: Mist grass? ! ! !

38L: [==]: Overwhelmed by the beauty!

39L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: Red hair?Such a handsome man!Could it be our relatives?

40L: [==]: I know ls is the little wizard chess prince of Gryffindor!Not just any redhead belongs to the Weasleys!

But if it is true, be sure to contact me!

41L: [==]: My God, how can there be such a good-looking little brother with glasses, QAQ, whose intellectual beauty overflows the screen!

42L: [==]: At the same time being stunned by the beautiful picture of the pen... Capture a film fairy that was blown out by a handsome guy!

43L: [Balala Xiaomoxian]: Ah, someone still remembers me

44L: [Ocean of Devotion to Learning]: After all, Moxian is the first altar master

45L: [==]: I want to set this picture as a screen saver [picture]

I was drunk alone, and the little brother with long red hair slept with me!

46L: [==]: @a sharp quill

The quill is huge! ! !Who is this little brother!

47L: [==]: I want to fuck him! ! !

48L: [Golden Snitch]: ...Everyone.

49L: [Balala Xiaomoxian]: This building is already weird enough...

Ladies and gentlemen, you can only watch from a distance and don't play with it. We can't afford this red-haired intellectual brother. Go home, wash up and sleep. At worst, I will provide the minister's high-definition photo package

50L: [==]: Mo Xianda took the initiative to hand in resources!

But I want both the minister and the red-haired brother!

51L: [Golden Snitch]: Ladies and gentlemen... don't you think this picture is fuzzy and old-fashioned... What if he is old...

52L: [==]: How many people have admired your youthful appearance

53L: [==]: But who can bear the relentless changes of time

54L: [==]: It's only the paste that has hazy beauty! ls sang out.The last sentence is: You can know that I will be with you all my life.

55L: [==]: It doesn't matter, the red-haired brother must be very attractive even when he is old!You see, the minister is in his sixties and still so handsome!

56L: [a sharp quill]: hhhhhhhhh no I'm dying of laughing I'm dying of laughing

Then I will announce the answer [Dumbledore shakes his head.gif]

57L: [==]: Announce well

58L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: Listen

59L: [Positive electrical pat]: Sit and wait

60L: [Golden Sparkle]: ?I thought this building was the Scar Head Complaints Club, why did the building go to a young photo of Dumbledore?

61L: [==]: hhh, ls is really nonsense, Dumbledore's photo?

62L: [==]: hhhhhhhh is so funny@[It’s Autumn or not] Qiumei, look, Malfoy said the red-haired brother is Dumbledore!

63L:[==]:[email protected]A sharp quill

Big pen to refute him!

64L: [Ocean of learning]: What kind of scar, Harry doesn't have a scar?

65L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: If this is Dumbledore, I will live broadcast chess

66L: [a sharp quill]: Didn't I already publish the answer [Dumbledore shakes his head.gif]

Dumbledore wasn't born with a beard.

Ah... I think back when I first saw this photo, I was slapped in the face every minute

67L: [==]:  …

68L:[==]:..........

69L: [Put into the ocean of learning]:  …

70L: [It's autumn, not pumping]: ..........

71L: [Negative electric beat]:  …

72L: [Tender Niu Bafang]: .........

73L: [Half-Blood Prince]:.

74L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: ...Mistgrass?Is it too late for me to repent now?Wizard chess made of chocolate also counts, right?

75L: [Balala Xiaomoxian]: You see, I reminded you!

Another 73L male god licks and licks

76L: [Golden Snitch]: @金光照

How do you know the name Scarhead?

77L: [==]: LZ and Malfoy are couple names 23333

78L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: Nonsense!

79L: [Mibu Mibao]: How could Harry and Malfoy...!

80L: [Golden Shining]: You are only allowed to dream?Asshole Scarhead.

Eliminate your weapons against Avada.It's brilliant, Scarhead.

81L: [==]: ? ? ? What is the cipher for ls?Diluted my crush on the principal (I don't care if I beg Deng Xiaoping!

82L: [==]: Aren't Snitch and Shining the biggest red-green pair in the first grade?What's the situation?Falling in love and killing each other?

83L: [==]: I'm sorry I brushed it off.

Yooooooooooooo

Another: I also want to eat Deng Xiao! ! !

84L: [==]: Love rival draws his sword!Sorry Minister!I really like the intellectual warm man (grandpa warm) more than the evil and charming uncle!

Come to a replica 1945 duel to decide the ownership of Deng School!

85L: [==]: ls confessed his love to the principal in public in a closed-off style! ! !

86L: [==]: Watch it! ! !afraid of you! ! !come! ! !

87L: [==]: ls Are you all crazy? !

Hurry up!Don't tell me you're not a wizard!

88L: [Ocean of learning]: You guys are crazy...that's the principal! ! !

89L: [Golden Snitch]: Draco, is that you?

90L: [golden sparkle]: Otherwise, savior.

91L: [Balala Xiaomoxian]: [email protected] Half-Blood Prince

见私

92L: [==]: Wucao, the atmosphere between the host and 90L is not quite right.

93L: [==]: More than wrong.I think they could kiss each other face to face.

94L: [==]: I remember they always looked at each other badly?

95L: [Technology is the primary productive force]: After all, they have the same godmother, and the relationship is not much different

Am I going to say that when they play Quidditch together, it's like they're glued to each other and flashing each other?

96L: [==]: I think the revelation of the little goddess is very true

97L: [==]: So it's true that DM and HP are both Lady Slytherin's godsons?

98L: [Ocean of learning]: @Technology is the primary productive force

Delphi, Harry had a terrible nightmare

99L: [Technology is the primary productive force]: Oh.

Then I go to comfort him?Are you in the library?I came to see you?

100L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: I don't think it's necessary. The next session is the Potions class that Gryffindor and Slytherin will have together. You can partner with him and send Hermione to me.

101L: [Technology is the primary productive force]: All right.

But I need to remind you

water altar be careful

I found several people's numbers are also in this building

Guys, it's not a pleasant experience for them to find the water altar in class

102L: [==]: Who dares to go to the water altar in class, the school rules clearly stipulate that mobile phones are not allowed in class.When it was not improved ten years ago, I used a fork notebook, and it could be disguised as a note-taking. Now it is very obvious to lower your head, swipe, press, and press.

103L: [==]: unless History of Magic :)

104L: [Golden Shining]: As long as you don't get caught, you can do anything, right?

105L: [==]: Keke, ls little golden retriever, you can try it on potions in the next section!

106L: [==]: Upstairs is too bad!What's the difference between this and encouraging him to jump off a building?

107L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: Class is over, see you later

108L: [==]: Don't mention it, I have a friend who was caught by Mag to use his mobile phone in the Transformation class last time, that was terrible.

109L: [==]: Do you want to know what happens when you use your phone in Potions class?

110L: [Balala Small Membrane Fairy]: dead

111L: [==]: How did I remember Mrs. Moxian was the president of Snape's support club? President of @Death Support Club

112L: [President of Death Support Club]: I am right

113L: [==]: Madam, after graduation, you must have never expected that he would marry Bai Fumei, be promoted to the head of the Snake Academy, and become a generation of fearsome snake kings

114L: [==]: The graduation dog trembles when thinking of him

115L: [==]: OWSL exam preparation dog is also trembling

116L: [==]: The sixth grader of Snake Academy is shivering

117L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: I am also trembling while taking Potions class.He was standing next to Harry just now staring at him thoughtfully, I was about to cry in fright, I hurried up to the altar while he was staring at Malfoy

Achieved the Potions class achievement of the water altar!

118L: [==]: Misty Grass Weasley, you are awesome! ! !

119L: [==]: Wow Thioron, you are amazing!

120L: [==]: Chess King Alpha, be careful

121L: [Positive electric pat]: That's amazing my brother!

122L: [Negative electric pat]: Neither Fred nor I dare try it!

123L: [Golden Snitch]: Is there anything you two dare not do?

124L: [Positive electric beat]: We know to cherish life

125L: [==]: By the way, the host is also taking Potions class......

126L: [==]: As expected of an 11-year-old man who has gone through vicissitudes in his dream!

127L: [Golden Snitch]: We are cooking cold spirits, it's very simple, just keep the pot.Professor Snape was looking at his mobile phone on the podium, not paying attention to the audience

128L: [==]: Oh shit!Look what I found! ! !The old bat actually has a mobile phone! ! !

129L: [==]: Is ls stupid?Does he have anything from his wife's company? ? ?

130L: [==]: But swiping his phone in class is really not his style

131L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: Brother, are you feeling better @金雪飞骁

132L: [Snitch]: Ah, Delphine talked to me, it's much better

133L: [==]: I finally started paying attention to Lz's mental health......

134L: [It's autumn, not smoking]: But Harry, is it really okay for you to openly chatter with his daughter in Snape's class? !

135L: [==]: lz is still in the water altar in his class

136L: [==]: It’s okay, every crime is a capital crime, at worst, you will die twice

137L: [Golden Snitch]: Anyway, I already have a lot of experience with death

138L: [==]: hhhhhh the host was a strong man in his dream, but after waking up, he was full of courage and began to hate the professor

139L: [==]: The next step is to hate the minister hhhhhhhhh

140L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: The water altar in Wucao class is really exciting and refreshing! ! !

141L: [Golden Snitch]: Ron, Hermione has pinched you, and you haven't put your phone away yet?

142L: [Alpha Wizard Chess]: Delphi almost crushed your foot, and you didn't take it away.

I'm not afraid of Snape staring intently at the phone hhhhhh

143L: [Half-Blood Prince]: At least I found that your potion was boiling and splashing out.

@ Alpha Wizard Chess

turn off the fire, weasley

@golden snitch

Five seconds later add the pearl powder, porter.Do not whisper to your partner.

The mobile phone was confiscated, and Gryffindor deducted twenty points.Confinement, both of them.

144L: [==]:  …

145L: [==]:  …

146L:[==]:..........

147L: [Positive electric beat]: .........

148L: [Negative electric beat]: .........

149L: [It's autumn, not smoking]: [email protected] Nen Niu Ba Fang

Let's see the professor catch people on the forum

150L: [==]:..........Good day Professor.

151L: [==]: .........Professor Snape, your screen name is so cute.

152L: [==]: ...Professor wishes you good luck like Donghai Shoubi Nanshan

153L: [==]: Professor, steady.

154L: [==]: I just found out that the professor appeared in 73L, and Mrs. Moxian even licked it!

Why didn't I recognize it! ! !

155L: [==]: Mrs. Moxian did not warn!

156L: [==]: @巴拉拉小程仙

Daddy, you didn't warn me!

157L: [==]: No, no, no, the little goddess has warned

158L: [Balala Xiaomoxian]: Why should I warn you?

159L: [==]: No more love!Trust it!

160L: [Half-Blood Prince]: No trust.

The next time I see someone playing with a mobile phone in class, I will directly confiscate it and deduct 50 points

161L: [==]:  …Professor you are happy (collapse

162L: [==]: But professor, you are also playing with your mobile phone in class!

163L: [==]: ls!Life is precious! ! !

164L: [==]: 162L is dead (panic

165L: [Half-Blood Prince]: The principal asked me what happened to this photo

[Dumbledore's 17-year-old beauty photo]

he expressed concern over the large number of students threatening to confess their love to him at recess

166L: [==]:  …

167L: [==]: Let's have a good meal

168L: [==]: Good meal +1

----------------This building is closed------------------

Golden Snitch: Regenerate HP

Alpha Wizard Chess: Ron

Into the sea of ​​learning: Hermione

Positive Pat: Fred

Negative Pat: George

Is it autumn or not: Qiu Zhang

Tender Cow: Cedric Diggory

Golden Shine: Draco Reborn

Balala Xiaomoxian: It’s a fool to keep a secret from the old man with a water jar of his age

Technology is the primary productive force: Delphi Snape

A sharp quill: Rita Skeeter, who is still keen to make trouble after graduation

Half-Blood Prince: Cell Phone Reaper

The author has something to say:

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Wucao is finally over... Today is Ronaldo's birthday, and I wish President Luo a happy third birthday!

I will not make any movement until June 6th...my goal is 9!I want to plunge into the ocean of learning!

How should I put it, my grades after school were good, I was so excited to death when I had angel comments, but now I can’t even come back, and there are big angels giving rewards, like a girl rushing to a class, surrounded me and said: you marvelous!While stuffing money into my hand... I'm so scared and happy!

Concentrate on thanking all the angels!Whether it's brushing you for being awesome, helping me catch bugs, brainstorming, praising Professor Laudrum for being silly, or throwing coins at me when I disagree, you are all part of my precious memories, thank you for supporting me , Tolerate my elementary school style of writing, and tolerate my endless bugs.

Thank you very much.

So see you in June!A cheap guy like me will definitely not be able to bear the loneliness and open a hole, come on!Brothers are waiting for me to vote for you!