HP told my dad to hit you after school

McGonagall greeted Slughorn at the breakfast table: "Good morning, Horace."

Slughorn was spreading the butter evenly. After hearing the greeting, he raised his head and greeted with a smile: "You look so good, Minerva."

McGonagall was used to Slughorn's tone.

She was seated, and Dumbledore on the right hadn't arrived yet.She habitually scanned the students to see if there was anything wrong with the four long tables.

"...Horace, did I tell you that there are many students in Slytherin who have made great progress this term?"

Slughorn folded the loaf in half. "No, but I think I know who you mean."

They looked up at the Slytherin table at the same time, their eyes unspeakable.

At this time, a third-year student from the Snake Academy walked into the auditorium, walked to the Slytherin table, put the book under his arm on the table, then sat down, took a few pieces of bread, opened the book and read while eating.

Almost the entire long table was full of people who were not reading.

"In fact, reading while eating is not good for reading efficiency and digestion." Madam Pomfrey said next to Slughorn.

Mag said with emotion: "But they really love learning."

This unhealthy atmosphere was caused by Isa who was sitting on the first seat with the prefect badge pinned on her.

Before the start of school, Yisha deliberately used a small pensive to empty out the memories of her third year of high school and reviewed it.After coming out, I swear to love Hogwarts forever with tears in my eyes.

In the third year of high school, I get up at 5:50, get dressed and wash in 10 minutes, eat breakfast in 10 minutes, and then have to stand on the playground for morning reading at 6:15, do morning exercises at 6:40, and return to the classroom to continue morning reading after finishing.

It was winter, and it was not bright at 6 o'clock, and the playground was covered with frost, and it was completely white.The northwest wind made her fingers red and swollen, so she stood in the cold wind and sniffed her nose.Good classmates huddled under the street lamp to study like big moths.

Isa used to like to play, and she couldn't read before dawn, so she stamped on the frosty grass. SEVERUS, after stepping on it, he found that he had written to another class's site, pretended nothing happened, and went back to his class to pretend to read the book.People from other classes came, they didn't know Severus, they stared at it for a long time, and then stepped on it.

Yisha: Q皮Q 受把打我男神! ! !

Hogwarts, for some days, had no first period in the morning.If it weren't for the fear that someone would scold her if she didn't have breakfast and someone would step on her and scold her if she didn't have breakfast, she would have slept until 12 o'clock.

And the food at Hogwarts is so good, no need to queue up, no need to compete with others for the window, no need to pick rubber bands in the dishes...

She felt that it was not unreasonable for her father to fall in love with Hogwarts right after he came out of the orphanage.She just looked back on her senior year in high school and wanted to repeat the grade and repeat the grade.

Besides, the Hogwarts school uniform is still a British shirt, sweater, and pleated skirt!Isa felt that the school uniform brought out her pure and kind (Snape: Do me a favor, everyone is having breakfast.) Little fairy temperament.Back then, high school uniforms were a thing of the past.

...But a large part of the reason is still looking good now.

Isha decided to take its best and discard its dross.Find out what was good for learning at the beginning, and get rid of what destroyed humanity at the beginning.

She decided to start her morning reading again...while eating breakfast.

On the first day of school she was at the dinner table with a History of Magic notebook under her arm.Narcissa started to drink porridge only to realize that Isa kept her head down and didn't know what she was doing.Curiously, she hooked her head to see——

"...O mouth O."

Snape was nibbling on the buttered bread roll silently, and seeing Narcissa leaning over to Isa with a shocked expression on his face, he also glanced over at her.

"...0_0."

The Slytherins were enjoying their breakfast, but suddenly they found that the first three people were all crowded together, and the two people on the left and right were staring blankly, not knowing what they were looking at.

So they sent a representative to take a look.

Regulus: ...so why let me watch it!

Little Leigu tiptoed around behind Isa and glanced at her.

"...OmO."

After a while, half of the people from the college stood up and gathered around to watch, many of them were watching while eating with bread.

Isha was feeling hot when she read about the second goblin rebellion, and looked back: "OvO???"

Snake Academy members: Turn the page, don't stop!

Isa stays up in History of Magic class because Snape stares.She either harassed her boyfriend, or used X-note to chat with someone.But there is almost no one online at that point.So she had to listen carefully to the class and take notes.

Listening to it, she felt like falling asleep again, so she quickly started drawing, and drew the knowledge points in the notebook.Make a personal design for this goblin, and draw a picture of the escaped daily life for the wizard couple...

Snape didn't care either.Every time Isa draws a bat in the corner of the page, an adult potions professor with a dark, gloomy face and big nose, and then makes a four-panel comic of a female student named Professor X, and gives it to Snape after class. Look how angry he is.

Narcissa just slept in class.Occasionally, she is full of energy, and she can put on a class of makeup when she takes out the small mirror.Isa sometimes imagines the cute little dragger in the future, draws a bun-faced Draco, and pretends that she can have fun for a long time.

Narcissa once discovered the little dragger's character design, and she read it in her notebook: "Dragon. Malfoy, big backed head in childhood, slippery blond hair in juvenile, invincible and lovely snake garden grass. Tsundere prince disease, landlord The stupid son of my family, when he saw the scar head, his vitality bar was instantly full..."

Isa was covering her face by the side, hehehe, Snape froze after hearing the beginning.

"Why is his surname Malfoy?" Narcissa asked suspiciously.

Yisha's eyes lit up: "Because he is your son!"

Narcissa blushed instantly: "It will be more than ten years later..."

"Let's discuss, Sissy," Isa took Narcissa's hand, "Let me be your son's godmother!"

Narcissa thought about it seriously for a while, and then offered a price: "I agree to lend me to copy half a year's homework."

Yisha readily agreed: "Sure!"

The little angel Draco who was still flying in the sky didn't know that his mother sold him out with half a year's homework.

After class, Snape dragged Isa to whisper.

"I remember," said Snape dryly, "that you only booked Lily's son's godmother last week?"

Isa was at a loss: "Can't you also be the godmother of the two children?"

Snape held back for a long time: "...It's not impossible, but you also know that their son is..."

Yisha felt that she was super handsome: "So what? I don't care what happens to them in the future, anyway, they are my juniors, and my dear ones! Are they not satisfied with having a fairy godmother like me?"

The girl Snape liked could be anywhere, but she was too shameless.

Isha: I contribute to Deha!

Fortunately, what she read during breakfast was the normal notes with some knowledge points drawn, and she didn't turn to the pages of human designs and four-panel comics, otherwise her old face would be so embarrassing.

But the inspired members of the Snake House also began to bring books to the dinner table.The first to start is of course fifth grade, then seventh grade, sixth grade...

Afterwards, some Ravenclaws also began to read early.

However, there are a few people who claim to be beaten to death and don't read books while eating, such as Zhan Moxi.Zhan deliberately walked over to the Slytherin table while having breakfast one day, and found that Isa was reading the transfiguration notes.So he purposely exclaimed loudly:

"Oh, Slytherin, you are really hardworking! I didn't master Transfiguration in class, and I still remember to fill in the gaps after class. I learned it in class and never read the book again. I feel a little ashamed!"

The entire Slytherin table looked up sullenly.

Isa glanced at him expressionlessly, tugged at Snape who wanted to taunt him back, and said to James sincerely: "Yes, alas, your Transfiguration is indeed good."

James was praised and was about to fly, and Isa beckoned him closer, then she whispered:

"Lily promised me to be her son's godmother... If you want me to be your son's godmother, just shut up and don't flirt. I'm in the fifth grade, and I don't study hard all day long. Do you still want to be an Auror, the Auror's recruitment requirements are—”

James, who was threatened and about to be educated, backed away wisely: "Isa, you are the first in grade, you are amazing hahaha! I will go back to study and see you! My son, Potter, please educate me hahaha!"

Snape gritted his teeth: "Smelly shameless."

Yisha was a little confused: "Say me or him?"

Snape glanced at her.Yisha tacitly felt that both of them scolded QAQ.

In addition to the fifth grade, another dark horse in Slytherin is the seventh grade grass Lorenz.

After school started, everyone found that he was more taciturn, withdrawn, and alone.However, there are still many little sisters who only look at the face and feel that this is called an aloof and noble temperament.

He still insisted on not brushing the school case.But after three years of fluttering, his performance this year has improved dramatically.It made Nott, who had been placed at the bottom of the list, very sad.

So angry, Nott sneaked into the bathroom one day while Lorenz was taking a shower, intending to steal his wig.

When he got to the bathroom, he couldn't find the wig!

Reluctantly, he rummaged through Lorenz's clothes, even picked up the fat times, but there were none.

"What are you doing?" Lorenz came out with wet hair, his face suddenly darkened, "Don't touch my watch!"

Nott quickly slipped out, still super shocked in his heart——

Lorenz's hair is growing!

In addition to hair, Lorenz also started to visit the first area of ​​the library.He usually wrote notes to Slughorn.Slughorn was very pleased with his progress and didn't ask him what he was reading these books for.

Yisha often watched him enter the first zone, and was very curious.

"Good evening, Thomas," she greeted when she ran into Lorenz again one day in the library.Lorenz flinched a little, then replied as normally as possible, "Um...hi, Isabella."

He didn't even dare to look her in the eye.

Isa was dying of curiosity.She concluded that there was absolutely something wrong with this guy!

While Mrs. Pince was having dinner, she secretly looked through Lorenz's library records.

""Existence and Time: The Paradox of the Converter", "Secret Technique: How to Control Time", "Teach You to Repair Your Pocket Watch", "Nightmare: Magic and Dreams", "The Interpretation of Dreams"..." Snape frowned and read the list of books that Isa had copied down.

"Slots! It's all slots!" Isa had two books on Lorenz's list piled up in her hand, "Time and Dreams, he wants to study this. But how did "Teach You to Repair a Pocket Watch" get mixed in? There is also "The Interpretation of Dreams" - a copy of Random House in Lancashire for 5 pounds. How did Freud get into his eyes? As a German, wouldn't it be better for him to read the original text directly?"

Snape had no idea: "Curiosity killed the cat, Kitty, don't meddle in other things. Those Gryffindors are just like you are now, very excited, always thinking that they have encountered some conspiracy, and they are the ones who hit them." A hero who breaks tricks—maybe he just wants to read miscellaneous books?"

Yisha shook her head solemnly: "I think there is a conspiracy. Apart from letting me get all O's this year, my father told me the most is to be careful of Lorenz."

Snape couldn't say anything more.He snorted through his nose and continued writing his herbal treatise: "Whatever you want."

Yisha smiled: "Because I know you will help me out!"

Snape felt that she was sure of him: "Not necessarily."

Isa didn't speak, and happily tore the parchment to do her homework.

That's how the days went.Isa slowly changed into fleece stockings, and secretly wore cotton wool trousers in the black stockings. Finally, in order to keep warm, she finally reluctantly gave up wearing a school uniform pleated skirt. After taking off the skirt, she let go and wore long johns. After wearing long johns for three months, she couldn't wait to put on a pleated skirt again.

The Slytherin Quidditch team has uttered harsh words to the outside world three times, one before each game, and it's all like "We bought the Comet 790, this broom is so fast that it's scary, be careful not to cry on the field".

Lucius actually found time to take some private money to subsidize the team to buy equipment. Only then did Isa know that it is a tradition for him to sponsor the Snake Academy team, not just to support his son or something.

When he was in school, he didn't fly very much, mainly because he couldn't stand losing, so he just stopped flying.

The last time was the worst for Gryffindor.James dragged Sirius and Avery to rob the court all day long.There were several times when the wand was drawn and ready to be drawn.In the corridor, the people from the two courtyards didn't look right when they met each other.

It's not uncomfortable for Isa to be caught between the big brothers and the academy. She clearly supports the snake academy.But in case of a fight, she still has to persuade her——

"Put down the wand! Don't fight! Don't fight!" She pulled Sirius away, and he was pinned to the ground, chin up and staring at Avery.

"Go away! Slytherin don't get sidetracked—" James didn't even look at her.

Isa stood in front of Avery, with her hands on her waist: "What are the benefits of Jinkela? Give it to whoever is right!"

Dog and deer: ? ? ?

"Every one, three, five, Slytherin, two, four, six, Gryffindor, isn't that fair? Why bother?" Isa was helpless.

"What about Sunday?!" James asked.

Sirius was really good for Isa: "Brother, don't meddle, this is really none of your business. This is a grievance between our Quidditch team—"

Yisha pointed to the badge on her chest: "You think I want to take care of it! The prefect wants to take care of the fights! I don't care who takes care of it? Let Sif take care of it? It's fine if he doesn't help Avery beat you!"

Avery didn't make it difficult for Isa, he said: "We just want to fight for more training, but they are too much! They occupy the court five days a week! Originally, it gets dark quickly in winter, so we play night games?"

James: "Are you blaming me for being late?"

Avery was not convinced: "Should we do homework? It's fifth grade! Don't you do your homework well in fifth grade? Do you still want to get an O! I know you have three homework that Lupine helped to write! So you have Time to occupy the pitch!"

Driven by Isa, Slytherin's fifth grade now speaks in this tone: fifth grade!Didn't study well in fifth grade?Still want to get an O!What are you doing at Hogwarts?You are here to learn!

Yisha quickly smoothed things over: "According to what I said, let's take turns training every other day? I'll call Lily, and the two prefects will witness you signing the truce agreement together?"

James became excited when he heard the female word: "Now?"

Sirius: What about your principles, brother!

Fassbinder had just woken up from despair when Lorenz entered the bunker.He half leaned on the soft pillow, looking at the forest outside the window beside the bed, the pocket watch of despair was still in his palm.

"Thomas." He didn't look back. "You're here."

Number 8 was silent.

"I made a wonderful demon." Fassbinder looked down at his creation. "I think this would be perfect for them. That nasty little polyp and...him."

"Take it."

Lorenz stepped forward to take the pocket watch of despair with both hands.He came into contact with this demon for the second time, and after examining it carefully, he found that it was quite different from his own time dream.

"On June 6st, stop the little polyp, point the minute hand at her, turn the hour hand to 1, and the scale is 6 hours. When she falls asleep, take her to the bunker."

"Don't get me wrong, don't dial to 12. That mark is eternal sleep."

Laurenz bowed his head respectfully.

"Go." Fassbinder waved.

Lorenz exited the room without a sound.

Eric is about to strike, he is his sword, his shield, and his mirror.But now he finally finds out that his beloved uncle has become an unintentional person who can cast the Unforgivable Curse on his only relative.

No, Eric still has a heart-a twisted desire to control that man.

And Lorenz himself wasted 4 years of youth in the name of love, just to help him keep controlling that man, let him cut off love and love, and live alone on the Iron Throne.

Ridiculous.

He finally figured out his own ending - 12.Sleep forever, and be a guardian in your own memory.

After returning from Christmas vacation, there is more homework.

The fifth graders of Hogwarts, bathed in a sea of ​​questions, always thought that time passed very slowly. Narcissa made a small calendar and marked each day. At the beginning, she complained that there were too few crossed out. On the 5st she shut up.

June 6st is Isa's 1th birthday.She wore a light blue dress today, and she was in a particularly good mood when she walked out of the dormitory to have breakfast.

Snape waited for a while.He stared intently at Isa briskly spinning in front of his eyes, holding back the praise that had been spent on psychological construction for a long time.

"Good morning, Sif!" She smiled and gave him a bear hug directly, "Didn't I find what you gave me in the gift pile this morning?"

"I didn't send it," he said.

Isa pushed him away.

Snape: ? ? ?

"Are we going to have a three-year itch?" Isa asked pitifully, "Is it because you are now 1.8 meters tall and handsome, and your voice can make people dizzy, so you don't want me?"

Snape was helpless: "No..."

Yisha has already started singing "Third Years of Seeing Differences": "Putting teeth, pulling teeth, pulling teeth, pulling teeth, pulling teeth, pulling teeth, pulling teeth..."

Everyone in the common room was watching.What's the matter? This is a marriage change on your birthday?

Narcissa couldn't stand it anymore, so she pulled Yisha and whispered: "Maybe they want to prepare a little longer and give you a surprise in person?"

Isa: Oh yes!Still a veteran driver with experience in love!

This year's OWLS exam is earlier.The date is also very beeping dog - June 6rd.

There is a very strange phenomenon, the more before the big exam, the crazier the students are. Before the OWLS exam, classes were suspended for revision. The students were not in the mood for reading. It happened to coincide with Isa’s birthday on June 6.

During breakfast, everyone knocked on the plates and sang birthday songs. Everyone can understand, after all, the school belle is celebrating.

During lunch, Sirius went to the kitchen to bring a bunch of cakes, and Lily ran directly to the table in the Snake Court and pulled her to sing the Manchester United team anthem together. The popularity is understandable, and the other courts also congratulated, nothing else.

But it's too much for dinner!James went to Hogsmeade through the secret passage in the afternoon, and bought five cases of butterbeer on behalf of him, and brought them out at dinner, and Isha's friends from the college, regardless of the college, just crowded in for the sake of drinking. The Slytherin table blows to the bottle.

Narcissa and her roommate made a huge cake with Isha's little sugar figure on it, put 16 candles in it, and made Isha sing happy birthday.Isa sings like hell, everyone has learned it before.But today it was almost crazy before death, everyone applauded and let her have one.

Isa came crazy, took a deep breath and sang:

"HAPPY—BIRTHDAY—T—O—M—E——!!!"

Lorenz, who had just entered the auditorium, was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground.

When the song was over, there was thunderous applause.Dumbledore stopped McGonagall, who wanted to deduct points, and applauded.

"Blow out the candles! Make a wish!" Everyone booed.

Isa made a wish loudly: "I wish the people I love happiness! May Hogwarts stand upright! May the world be peaceful! May everyone get an O in the final exam!!!"

"call!!!"

"Good!" Everyone applauded wildly again.

Isa divides the cake.She gave the sugar man to Snape first.Everyone expressed that they seemed to smell a sour smell of love.

Singing, creaming each other, and the Snape Gazette smearing James and Sirius all over their hair.

Let's get high together until 9 o'clock.In the end, McGonagall blasted people, and each academy deducted 20 points.

"I have something to show you in the dormitory." Snape said to Isa, "I'll go first."

Isa secretly blew on some Sirius' smuggled whiskey tonight, leaving half a bottle to bring back to Snape.She is a little dizzy.

She nodded, and walked slowly back to the cellar alone.

"Isabella."

Someone called her around the corner.

Isa staggered to the window, leaned on the window sill, and saw the man clearly.

Lorenz.

"This window can see the stadium." He gazed at the evening star, "That's where you..."

Isa tilted her head: "?"

"Forget it, that didn't happen." He smiled wryly and shook his head.

"Uncle is about to act." He stared into Isa's watery eyes that were a little hazy from drunk, "He sent me to take you into despair. I think, after being a clown for so long, I have to do it for myself occasionally One or two things that don't go against your heart."

Isa instinctively felt that Lorenz's eyes were wrong.

Her reaction to pulling out her wand was still very quick: "Dark——"

Lawrence smiled softly.He slowly turned the hands of the gold pocket watch in his hand.

"This is my last gift to you," he watched as Isa fell limply, "How could I have the heart to hurt you, Dream of Time, this is a great gift...Happy birthday, Miss Basil .”

He took out another pocket watch and set the hour hand to twelve.

This is his gift to himself.Everlasting--

despair.

Snape sat in the shadows of the common room, his palms sweating from anxiety.

After much deliberation, he decided to give Isa the old bat version of Professor.Snape that Isa had always longed for.

He drank a few drops of aging potion, put on a black robe buttoned to the throat, scratched his hair, and waited quietly in the corner.

He planned it, and as soon as Isa came back, he stood up suddenly——

"Night tour, very good, Miss Slytherin, has it become your way of showing your privilege by not returning to the dormitory before the curfew? Then I think that a week of confinement will give you a deeper understanding of what it means to be 'unique' different'."

Isa will definitely scream in surprise, then stumble over, continue to role-play excitedly, and ask cheekily: "Has a year of confinement become a professor?"

He smiled in the shadows.

Snape was waiting, waiting for his Kitty to come back to him, waiting for her to bring him endless joy and happiness.

Moonlight shines through the stained glass windows in the corridor, and gently falls on the sleeping girl lying on the ground.

The author has something to say:

Happy birthday Professor and David! Pray for me for the final exam on the 11th 0w0