HP told my dad to hit you after school

Snape replied "Oh" to Balala Xiaomoxian, and frantically flipped through the chat records.

The chat history from last year to the present is a thick book, from the initial consultation on emotional problems, to the later teaching of love skills, and finally they occasionally chat about anecdotes in the forum.

Xiao Moxian has always communicated with him with a reliable, enthusiastic and well-informed image, and he felt a little relieved behind the protection of anonymity.

Who knew something would come out today!

Yisha, this little puny, has been playing with him with a trumpet!

When he first went to consult Moxian when he was worried about love, she must have seen it!

He turned to the first page of the chat history and saw his first conversation with Moxian.

He was worried that his gloomy self would drag her down. At first, Moxian was still helping him analyze seriously, but as the person involved, Yisha felt more and more that something was wrong: Why is this sense of sight so strong?

Then he asked what to do if her father obstructed him, and he repeated to her what she said at that time.Of course Isa understood what she said that afternoon: Well, bat, you stay up late at night to ask emotional questions on the forum!Are you still the big troglodyte bat she knew?

Afterwards, there was a 3-5 minute pause in Moxian. It is estimated that Yisha was stunned for a while before continuing to reply.However, her tone changed when she found out that the opposite was her male ticket—Snape realized now that she became impatient and irritable, changing her neutral analysis flow and urging him to change even the slightest bit of negative thinking.

Then she offered to provide love skills teaching services, brazenly using the name of a love expert to get a lot of benefits for herself, such as checking in every morning and good night, holding hands and hugging, and borrowing what she wanted in her heart during the New Year and holidays. Moxian Zhikou told him that the most excessive time was before Halloween, when Moxian bombarded him with knowledge about Momoda and the hints of love slang, which made him have Momoda in his dreams for a few days, and finally on Halloween night He didn't hold back, and even recruited Voldemort.

What a disgrace to Occlumency!

If it wasn't for Yisha who suddenly lost her IQ and lost her handsomeness for some reason today, how long would she want to hide from him? !

Isn't this a kind of deception? !

Is this different from Merope? !

Snape grew angrier as he thought about it.

Isa hasn't replied to him yet, neither large nor small.

Snape slammed the notebook into a drawer and decided to return to a simple and pure life without social networks.Enough of this world where everyone wears a mask!

Is there any truth in X-note?

Isa pretended not to know him, and showed off this and that to her classmates in her circle of friends. Even Lorenz, who was going to be bald all his life, claimed that his hair had grown out—he just wholesaled a whole load of wigs!

false!ah!False online world!

The feeling of perceiving the danger decades earlier than the later Internet era, the public knowledge @半血王子 issued a cry:

Save the children!  …

......Eh?something got mixed in...

...No, learning potions cannot save the British!

Snape is cynical at Spinner's End, and Isa spends time at home biting her nails.

It's over, she thought quietly, it's over.

This article has 24 words so far, and the part they are together is only [-] to [-], and then she will almost give up all her previous efforts if she loses her horse.

It's over, we're about to break up.

After playing tricks to death, Xiaotian first bruised Fu's father's heart—ah, puppy love and cold war—and then used the trumpet to play with the innocent boy—pooh the heart of the innocent middle-aged Xi Bat.

From then on she could foresee her bleak future.

The CP line was cut off, and Snape and her had nothing to do with each other, and then the professor fan quit the pit; she went to marry her father, her father was terrified, and severed the father-daughter relationship with her, Lauder fan was furious: this stupid roe deer How to engage in CP will not tease Han? !If you don't know how to flirt, get up and let me do it!Let go of me Lauder!Then Lauder powder also abandoned the pit.The author sees the favorites disappearing, the 0-point comments are being scolded, and the glass heart is being shattered, and he is willing to abandon the pit to pamper the other obedient and obedient Mary Sue, leaving her to stagnate in time to accumulate dust Day in and day out in a world where I'm stuck being a lone loser.

Isha was so heartbroken that she couldn't breathe.

She, she wants to save it!

Is it too late to win back Lao De fans through the father's marriage line? !

She quickly undressed, put on her nightgown and ran to Voldemort's room, knocked on the door, and asked in a sweet tone, "Daddy, are you asleep?"

Wrapped in the quilt, Nagini hissed and replied: [He is going to a meeting! ]

Izanne felt bored: [What meeting is there at 9 o'clock? ]

[I don’t know, it seems that a very important person has been arrested somewhere.He told me he was coming back tomorrow afternoon! ]

Isha shuffled back in disappointment.

God wants the dead father to marry!

Wait, what did Nagini just say?Come back tomorrow afternoon?

Isa was taken aback for a moment, and the death-defying heart returned.

Godsend opportunity!

Snape covered his head with the quilt, a little suffocated.

He tried his best to calm himself down and think carefully about the whole story.

When he went to find Moxian at the beginning, neither of them should know each other's identity. After all, Yisha, the account of Moxian, had been operating for a long time at that time, and his reputation had already started. Otherwise, Avery would not give him Amway, so since He was the one who took the initiative to find Moxian, so Yisha didn't have any conditions to know his identity.

She found out during the consultation process. She was also shocked at the time, but she didn't expose it. Snape understood it after thinking about it. After all, it was a bit embarrassing.

There were a few faint cat meows outside, but Snape didn't pay attention.

After that, her education was also reasonable, after all, it was to help her pave the way for love.

But after that, her love skills are very suspicious. No matter how you look at it, she is using power for personal gain!

And it lasts that long!

She also, she also created a fan club!

The meowing outside the window was weak and mournful.In such a cold winter night, it must have been frozen.If it is a milk cat, it will not survive the next day.

Snape heard Erin coming downstairs.He opened the door and saw her open the front door and look around.

"Looking for a cat?" he asked his mother.

"Yeah," said Irene, "it's a pity it's a kitten."

She bent down and hugged Fluffy who wobbled to her legs: "I'm shaking all over... Is it frozen, poor boy? Would you like some hot milk?"

The little hairball snored softly.

Irene closed the door and turned around, Snape saw clearly the little furball that obediently let Irene purr.

A very familiar Bengal cat.

Snape's mind went blank. He watched the little furball slowly open his eyes, half-closed his eyes and yelled at him flatteringly and affectionately.

He reached out and took it from Irene - it was cold, cold under its fur and belly.Looks like he's been out for a long time—fool!

He wrapped his arms around it as much as possible, letting the little hairball touch his warm body more.Irene warmed up a small box of milk and poured it into a plate. The little hairball obediently licked the milk clean with Irene's hand, until the hair around the mouth was stained white.Snape held out his thumb and gently erased it for her.

"Leave it here tonight?" Irene asked her son for advice, "I think it's rare for you to like small animals so much."

Snape nodded, and carried the cat back to his room annoyed and a little excited.

Snape's room was filled with books and bottles and jars, and there were many small props he collected about the dark arts and defense against the dark arts.

At the moment, there are several bundles of sheeptail ferns and two books spread out on his workbench, and the completed winter vacation homework is crowded in the corner.The drawer was wide open, holding the potions tools, and the fork had been thrown on it.

Isa took Snape's arm and looked at his room with great curiosity. The light was a bit dim, but he liked the darkness; the space was not small, but it was full of piles.

Snape put her on his bed, then straightened up, stared at her seriously and annoyed with folded arms, he regained a bit of the state he used to reprimand Gryffindor, looking hard-hearted and very dangerous, but at this moment he The student in front of him knew that he would not harm himself.

"It seems that Miss Slytherin is very proud of her talent. She thinks that after mastering the Animagus, she can freely enter and leave the Muggle streets in animal form, right? Do you think relying on your three-legged cat skills and Thin fur can travel alone in January, right? You think you are very emotional, and if you quarrel with your boyfriend, you have to show your love and determination with actions, don’t you?"

Miaosha's ears were attached to her head, her little head was lowered, her body was curled up into a small ball, and she looked at him with pitiful big cat eyes.

Snape was unmoved.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful with that look, you deserve it." He said coldly, trying to force her to show pity with his fierce eyes, "You deserve it too."

Meowsha whimpered, cautiously stretched out a paw, turned it over, and showed him a red bloodstain on her pink pad.

Snape felt his heart be pulled violently.

"What's wrong with you—can you take care of yourself?! Don't keep doing these nonsense things!" He quickly pulled out his wand, and found a medicine bottle with a flying curse, "Did you just come from Lancashire in the shape of a cat?" The county came here?!"

Miaosha stretched out her claws, obediently let him apply the medicine to her with trembling fingers.

Finally, he closed the lid, and Miaosha stretched out on his bed, lay down and stretched, rolled around under the quilt, and happily returned to her human form.

The bed "creaked" and sank downward.

She was wearing a Muggle girl's clothes, a full set of military coat, Lei Feng hat, red scarf, thick cotton trousers and snow boots, and a pair of standard Northeast antifreeze equipment.

Snape stared straight at the military overcoat and Lei Feng hat.

Xiang Tusha, who had just ransacked the labor insurance supply store, took off one by one, Lei Feng hat, red scarf, and military coat, and then revealed the more normal nylon coat and sweater shirt inside.She struggled to pull off the snow boots, placed them neatly beside his bed, and then took off her cotton pants.

It wasn't until she began to remove her trousers that Snape found his voice.

"Don't take your pants off - this is my room!"

Yisha gave him a surprised look: "I still have long johns and cotton wool trousers inside."

"Why are you wearing so many clothes?!"

Yisha said confidently: "It's cold outside!"

This dressing mode is the wisdom of the ancestors!

"I originally wanted to wear a mink, but my family doesn't have one. A mink costs tens of thousands." Yisha complained, "Besides, wearing a mink requires a full set of equipment, and a strong man with tattoos wearing a thick gold chain that weighs more than a dozen catties If we go out together, I still have to chop garlic, and you don’t have a thick gold chain, tattoos, and you don’t eat garlic, so you can’t go with a mink.”

Snape wanted to just throw her out, no nonsense.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" he growled.

"Because I want to see you." Isa stared at him with deep eyes.

Snape was unmoved: "After falling off the horse just now?"

Isa's eyes became deeper and deeper: "I'm sorry for you, Sif. I'll quit the circle right now."

Snape wanted to say that you thought quitting was the end of it? "It's not a question of quitting! You hid the fact for almost a year - it's a question of trust!"

Isa thought for a while, got up, and went barefoot to Snape's desk to find a pen and paper. Snape threw a pair of slippers under her feet with a grimace, and then Isa wrote down a series of numbers, and put the small note Solemnly to Snape.

"The cross number and password, all three numbers are there; my account number and password in XX Bank of Great Britain, this is a small private treasury I have saved all my life; the last one is my biggest secret."

Snape looked up blankly.

"My weight." She nodded gravely.

Snape threw the Thunderbolt hat on her face.

"Is this the way to solve the trust problem? Your private money is earned by the two of us taking orders together. I don't know how much is in it?! I don't want to know your weight either!"

"I gained 5 catties this winter. I just weighed it this morning. My dad doesn't even know about it. It's top-secret data!"

"I don't want to know at all! Take the note back!"

"Sev!" she wailed, throwing herself into his arms with precision, and Snape couldn't dodge it, reaching out a hand firmly against her... chest.

...He moved his hand up an inch to avoid suspicion.

"I was afraid of losing you, so I became a film fairy, so I analyzed love psychology for you every night, so I came here tonight," she no longer smiled, and confessed sincerely, "I just love you so much. you."

Snape stared at her silently, the corners of his tightly pursed lips moved, then he let go in compromise, and Isa fell into his arms.

...Then the heavy cotton-padded clothes and trousers Xiang Tusha pushed Snape down on the bed.

Snape thought it was a huge mistake to let her put all her weight on him while she was wearing long johns! ! !

He really should have seen her weight just now!

"...Sev?" Irene called hesitantly from downstairs, "are you jumping on the bed? Why is the floor creaking?"

"Get up!" Snape felt that it was hard to breathe, "Can you also consider the disastrous consequences of increasing the weight of clothes when you are gaining fat weight?!"

Isa curled up into a ball and turned back into a ball of fur, but did not put back on the army coat and snow boots that had been taken off.

"I have to spend the night here tonight, my dad doesn't know where to go wandering tonight." The little hairball made Isa's voice, "You can't tell me to go back in the snow in the middle of the night, right?"

Snape: "You're pushing an inch!"

Isa: "Did you call me homeless?"

Facing Big-Eyed Meow, Snape found himself shamefully unable to refuse.

"Three chapters of the covenant." He lowered his face, "You can't change back to human form, you are not allowed to step on my face in the middle of the night, and you are not allowed to defecate anywhere in my room."

Xiao Maotuan felt so wronged: "Why did I defecate everywhere!"

Snape started to pack her military overcoat and stuffed it into the closet: "Just in case, that old dog Blake was still biting when he was in Animagus form."

Isa made a note in the small notebook in her heart: The big dog bit people after being smashed into a dog!

Snape made the bed, brought Isa a new pillow, and brought her a plate of leftover finger biscuits from the kitchen.

Miaosha got into bed after eating the biscuits.Snape, who came out of the bathroom and changed into pajamas, caught her and wiped the biscuit crumbs off the fluffy cat's mouth with his fingers.

Miaosha doesn't brush her teeth or wash her face.Snape didn't realize that either.He also got into bed, leaned on the pillow, and read a book for a while.The little ball of hair clung to the side of his neck, warmed up, and looked at it together head to head.

Soon, the little hairball was sleepy.Snape resignedly felt her snore on his collarbone.He put the book away as gently as possible, then picked up Miaosha, put her under the quilt, and turned off the light.

In the darkness, he touched Miaosha's warm body.

"Good night," he whispered.

Kitty.

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Land safely!Yisha let out a sigh of relief.