HP told my dad to hit you after school

Lucius woke up urgently in the middle of his sleep.With Nott's face on his face, Voldemort analyzed with him who the traitor was for a long time, and finally he decided to keep a snake in the office to keep an eye on him.

Lucius revised tomorrow's reception schedule overnight, canceled all established plans, and overturned and revised everything.

Voldemort was furious when he returned to the boys' dormitory. Looking at Lorenz's sleeping handsome face, he wished he could disfigure him.

In the end he couldn't hold back.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Lorenz wailed and tremblingly touched the top of his bare head: "Why did I lose my hair when I changed the brand of shampoo!!!"

Voldemort yawned and casually wandered into the bathroom: "Put on a hat."

Lawrenz didn't suspect Nott, who had been competing with him for the bottom of the grade all the year round, but sobbed and cursed Rejoice to find the woolen hat.

Sorry Rejoice.So thought Voldemort, brushing his teeth with the silver-encrusted toothbrush he had brought with him.

In the morning, Voldemort retook the route from the dormitory to the dining room nostalgicly, and met Isa and Snape who were probing their heads in the hall.

Voldemort frowned and looked at his daughter: ...the collar is not turned properly.

Isa had just arrived in the hall, and was still watching whether her father appeared. Someone patted the back of her neck, and then her collar was quickly turned up. When she turned around, she saw Nott walking into the dining room with a smile on her face. .

"Morning." He greeted casually.

Isa froze for a moment, then realized: "Morning...morning, Frank."

"Good morning, Severus," Voldemort greeted Snape, "Shall we have breakfast?"

Snape was also confused, but he was a professor after all, he quickly calmed down, pretended not to recognize him, and nodded casually: "Since we met, let's go together."

He was a little thrilled that Emma could speak to Voldemort in such a tone!

They walked to the Slytherin table, and Voldemort looked wistfully at the head of the table - his former throne.

Then Isha plopped down on the throne.Snape and Narcissa were in sidehand positions.

No one thinks it's wrong, except some Cesars and Issars.

Voldemort's face was a little unnatural, and Isa naturally noticed it, but she was a little dazed.

She looked at Snape as if asking for help. The former dean who was familiar with the rules of Slytherin's students' seating potential naturally understood that the position most familiar to Voldemort had been taken, and the position that originally belonged to Abramovich and Orion also belonged to him and him. Narcissa.However, Tom, who was recognized and enthroned after all kinds of hard work back then, is completely different from Isa, who was ignorant and saw no one sitting in this shining position.

Isa never thought about taking the initiative to fight for this throne that can see the whole table clearly. If she knew what this position represented in the era when the pure-blood hemp breeds were clearly defined and graded, maybe she would be excited for a long time.But in the 70s when the cloud of war gradually receded, this long table throne was a symbol of an outstanding leader of Slytherin. As long as you have enough confidence to sit on it and not be bombarded by others, then sit on it.

Last year the position was Lucius's.It was vacant for this year's Commencement Ceremony, including the first few seats that would have been reserved for friends who had graduated with Lucius.

Issa pulled Narcissa and Snape to sit down.No one dared to say anything, because Bellatrix, who had become the master of Slytherin, and her boyfriend Rudolph Lestrange glared at them.

If it's Isabella Slytherin, no problem.

She is the first in grade, an outstanding young wizard in Great Britain, an inventor, the only person named Slytherin, and the minister's daughter.

He is still the big boss who controls the X-note server and the forum owner in the school.

......Brother, you can rest assured to sit in this position!

Voldemort actually has no objection to Isa sitting on the throne, but he has a kind of inheritance-like pride.It's just that he wasn't too happy that Snape was sitting next to Isa.

He would have liked to sit there and eat with Isa.

But he changed his mind when he saw Lorenz coming in with a woolen hat on.

He has to keep an eye on the German kid.

Voldemort held out the tip of his wand—his old mate's yew, Isa noticed, surreptitiously pointing it out to Snape—a slightly disturbing Levitation Charm, and the wool cap was lifted.The bald-headed second man on the male god list was caught off guard and felt a chill in his head.

The dining room was silent for a second, and then everyone burst into laughter, and Isa almost slapped the table laughing and fell into Snape's arms.

"I said before that he looks beautiful! The bald little professor hhhhh!!!" She almost twitched, "It's okay, this is beautiful! A little bald guy with blue eyes and red lips!"

Narcissa poked her: "Image image!"

Lorenz put his hat on in a hurry, and Voldemort pretended to be kind enough to help him pack some bread to take away, and followed him out of the dining room, not forgetting his favorite scrambled eggs.

Snape reached out to help Isa wipe away the tears, and he found that he was also getting used to making out in public, and Isa sat up straight with a smile.

"I've been wondering," she whispered to Snape, "that my father's wand is obviously made of yew, but why isn't it the color of bloody yew sap, but white?"

Snape looked at her in surprise and couldn't hide a smile.

"Ollivander will paint the wand, little troll." He returned to his critical and grim tone in class, but the student in front of him just gave him a reproachful look and even smiled.

They handed in the spell month exam ahead of time, and they checked the answers briefly on the way to Slughorn's office.

"It's not 100 points. I live broadcast to skin the black-framed toad." Yisha was full of confidence.

They just reached the third floor, and before Snape could ask her if she was living in a dream, they met Voldemort, who had also handed in the monthly Transfiguration exam ahead of time.Voldemort was planning to find Isa and the others, but happened to meet him.

"Oh," greeted Voldemort, "have you finished your exams too?"

Isa stiffened: "Yes."

The old spy driver Snape relaxed a lot: "Yes, go back to the dormitory to review the next one."

"It just so happens that I'm also going back to the cellar, together?"

...can she say no?

Voldemort's familiar but unrecognizable attitude suffocated Isa to death.The three of them brushed the "Experimental Class Question Bank" together for an hour, and went to lunch together. During the period, they chatted about the mermaid in the Black Lake and the big water monster. Most of them were Snape and Voldemort. , Isa silently brushed up the questions.

Snape was surprised to find that he was able to do anything with ease. The vigilance and skills from the days when the tip of the stick licked blood had all returned, and he had earned a lot of impression points from Voldemort.

"You stay together obediently in the afternoon," Voldemort said suddenly when we parted after lunch, "especially between three o'clock and dinner."

Isa and Snape looked at each other.

Slughorn had agreed that they could be teaching assistants for the seventh year's Potions class in the afternoon.

Exactly 3:00 to 5:00, two full hours.

When Snape and Isa showed up in the seventh year class wearing gloves, Voldemort was in a daze.Equally astonished was Lorenz, who was thinking about how to skip class and kidnap Snape's beanie.

"Today's monthly exam, I invited two assistants," Slughorn introduced to the seventh grade students with a smile, "They are responsible for helping me record your potion production and assisting me in scoring."

"Put away your textbooks, today's exam is about love potions."

Voldemort sat next to Lorenz, watching his every move. At the same time, he also went to the medicine cabinet to get the ingredients. He hardly looked at the herbs he caught in his hand, and could accurately feel the species and quantity by touch.Lorenz was still hesitating whether to pick hellebores or gooseberries, but Voldemort had already picked them all.

Lorenz glanced up at Voldemort's choice - the gooseberry - and he decided on the hellebore.

It is always safe to make the opposite choice with Nott.

Isa walked around and started recording, recording the time spent by each person at each stage, and the standardization of operations.Snape turned on the professor mode, walking around the students oppressively and almost silently.

Lorenz took a step and looked up at Snape, considering how to lure him out.But today Snape basically didn't go to them, because Slughorn always watched Voldemort's operations.

"Slice, squeeze, put into the pot—beautiful swirl and stir! The last press is so similar!" Slughorn exclaimed, "It's a good day today! Mr. Nott!"

Isa smiled proudly at Voldemort from the other end of the classroom. Voldemort didn't stop stirring, but just raised his head and quickly glanced at Isa who was admiring.

Lorenz, who was abandoned by his brothers and sisters who were at the bottom together, was more miserable.His love potion should have turned violet—now it's like factory sewage.Slughorn glanced at him, wisely refraining from comment.

In the end, Isa came over to record it. She copied all the phenomena in the textbook meticulously in Knott's column without much effort, and then wrote in Lorenz's record column: It is basically determined to be D.

Snape was still enjoying the professorship in advance, standing silently behind several Gryffindor students and staring at them, including Longbottom.

Neville's father perfectly demonstrated what a father is a hero, and his love potion is like Banlangen granule.

By the time Voldemort was halfway through the Love Potion, Lorenz hadn't found a way to abduct Snape, because he wouldn't come over.At the same time, he couldn't save his monthly exam results.Isa stood next to him and Voldemort and gave him a T directly.

"A pot of vomit," she remembered.

The whole classroom began to sniff their noses, and Voldemort's love potion began to smell.Isha has the audacity to take the best seat, taking deep breaths of her favorite flavor.

Spicy sticks, cake sizi honey bee sugar and hot pot, the smell of cat on Ronaldo, the smell of wood in her father's study, the cologne that her father always sprays every morning, Snape's full set of mint toilet taste... ....

Voldemort took a deep sniff of his work, smelling a sweet mixture of sizzling honey and snake's nest.

That's it, he thought, turn off the fire, add the last drop of water, and you're done.

The pearly white love potion glowed seductively, and Isa was already giggling after smelling it, and Snape came over out of curiosity to see Voldemort's perfect work.

People in their family are quite good at making love potions, he thought, taking another step closer.

This was the moment Lorenz had been waiting for, and he dropped the leafless sprout bulbs into the pot, and the waste-water conglomerate of vomit frothed dangerously.

Lorenz's cauldron exploded just five seconds after Voldemort caught a whiff of something that wasn't supposed to be on his favorites list.

Almost at the same time, Voldemort and Snape subconsciously stood in front of Isa, and almost all the cauldron of vomit was poured on Lorenz and Snape.

Victims: Lorenz, Snape...

And Voldemort with just a little splatter on his hand.

Isa didn't react at all, until Snape turned around to check if she was affected by the stench, and she hurriedly pulled out her wand to see the damage of the potion.

Snape felt that the pot of waste water was harmless except for the smell, but Lorenz insisted on taking Snape to the medical wing.Voldemort raised his hand too: his hand was splashed.

Lorenz glared at him: "You don't seem to be doing well, do you?"

Isa: How dare you stare at the Dark Lord!You are done!

In the end, Voldemort handled Slughorn skillfully, and took Snape and Lorenz, who had a crooked nose, to the medical wing on the second floor.

Voldemort and Nott switched back before dinner, everything went well today, Nott got almost perfect marks in all four subjects today, Lucius took North American wizards to watch a movie for a day, Fassbinder's people rushed to nothing, and Lauren Zi was stared at by Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing and dared not do anything.

Except that Snape was innocently splashed with vomit.

"My dad kept a snake in the office again," Isa saw the conversation her dad posted in the fork notebook, "Can I call it Sergio Ramos?"

"Whatever..." Snape said weakly, "so what the hell is he here for today..."

Isa: "...um, nostalgia?"

Voldemort: Not to protect Snape, you wretch!

Dumbledore: ...Will you not just come to my school! ! !Also take the exam! ! !

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